/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13878258]

A is the only acceptable way to cut a sandwich.

[Anonymous No.13878262]

>>13878258
>cutting the sandwich
americans

[Anonymous No.13878278]

>>13878258
Sandwich bread sucks for sandwiches anyway, there's much better breads

[Anonymous No.13878287]

>>13878258
i don't cut it but when i eat it, i eat all around first so that there's no more crust

[Anonymous No.13878296]

>>13878258
C. cut horizontally

[Anonymous No.13878389]

>>13878258
Correct.

Rectangularfags need to be exterminated.

[Anonymous No.13878407]

>>13878258
>both wrong
>>13878296
>all 9 wrong

[Anonymous No.13878411]

>>13878296
>tumblr

[Anonymous No.13878414]

>>13878407
this guy knows whats up

[Anonymous No.13878461]

I prefer uncut, like my dick.

[Anonymous No.13878507]

>>13878407
I call this the halfy cut, my wife had never seen this cut until I showed her.

[Anonymous No.13878510]

>>13878262
why would you just shove a loaf of bread into your mouth?

[Anonymous No.13878710]

>>13878258
Why do you cut sandwiches?

[Anonymous No.13878712]

>>13878510
No but youre mom wood

[Anonymous No.13878943]

>>13878710
Sandwiches remind them of baby penises

[Anonymous No.13879148]

>>13878258
Eat the top crust last.

[Anonymous No.13879562]

>>13878407
>I'm not the only one who does this

[Anonymous No.13879572]

>>13878258
supposedly people who cut their sandwiches like A. are more creative with their food and people who cut their sandwiches like B. just want to get done with eating without putting too much thought into it

[Anonymous No.13879574]

>>13879562
no shit retard

[Anonymous No.13879585]

>>13878407
This is for people that tell their co-worker the same three jokes for years on end and expect a laugh.

[Anonymous No.13879597]

Patrician cut.

[Anonymous No.13879612]

>>13878258
Triangular is so fucking retarded. Enjoy your dry, empty acute bread angles.

>>13878296
Lawful evil is the only correct method.

[Anonymous No.13879614]

>>13878258
Don't need to cut. It'll instantly disappear

[Anonymous No.13879620]

>>13879572
This post was made by Creative People Gang

[Anonymous No.13879621]

>>13878407
The more I look at it the more I like it.
Good job, Anon

[Anonymous No.13879870]

>>13879572
If you're eating sandwiches regularly, you're probably not a creative person.

[Anonymous No.13879881]

>>13879870
b-but my job title says I'm an artist, don't m-my tattoos make me c-creative?

[Anonymous No.13880059]

Horizontal, diagonal, doesn't matter.
But you gotta cut that shit on a bias.

[Anonymous No.13880173]

>>13878407
Objectively correct. You get 2 nice sharp angles, a nice thin flat end. Very easy to eat.

[Anonymous No.13880191]

>>13879620
>bottom right picture
_ ___ __ ____ ___

[Anonymous No.13880196]

>>13878407
Best for plate presentation and dipping a la grilled cheese
>>13879585
Obviously trying new presentations over time is key, but this is still objectively the best, as OP is asking

[Anonymous No.13880206]

>>13880059
Why? Shit can fall out easier, especially the one on top that now has an overhang.

[Anonymous No.13880218]

>>13880206
You flip the other half over, obviously.

And you cut on a bias so the cut side of the fillings has more surface area, making them look more substantial.
Your first bite is with your eyes, remember.

[Anonymous No.13880294]

>>13878258
>A is the only acceptable way to cut a sandwich.
>cutting a sandwich
>like a faggot
Shameful dispray!

[Anonymous No.13880300]

>>13878296
I'm 32 years old and occasionally take sandwiches for lunch and I have no shame in saying, chaotic good. I get shit from some of the ladies, but I know I'm living fly.

[Anonymous No.13880346]

>>13878296
gramgram always cut chaotic neutral or chaotic good, and she is a saint. Best cuts c:

[Anonymous No.13880350]

>>13880059
Maybe for veggies or certain types of sandwiches but I’m not seeing this as a necessary part of the objective best sandwich cut

[Anonymous No.13880591]

>>13878258
An imperfect diagonal because it's actually more aesthetically pleasing than a true diagonal.

>>13878287
But also this if I'm eating it without cutting it. I hate crusts but I'm not a child so I'm not wasting bread like that.

[Anonymous No.13880797]

>>13879597
Based

[Anonymous No.13880798]

>>13879620
Hell yeah bruthr!

[Anonymous No.13880802]

>>13880350
Literally the only sandwich it doesn't apply to is goop filled shitwiches like egg salad but those are trash anyway

[Anonymous No.13880805]

>>13880059
that's how you cut a wrap not a sandwich

[Anonymous No.13880814]

>>13878296
You gotta cut it true horizontally.

[Anonymous No.13880834]

>>13878407
this feels so wrong

[Anonymous No.13881323]

>not baking your own bread for sandwiches
Doesn't matter how you cut that garbage it's still mass produced shit.

[Anonymous No.13881335]

>>13878258
B almost guarantees symmetry. A does not.