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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Sat Apr 4 14:40:10 2020 No.13875799 [Reply] [Original]

>Went to cook for my gf and her parents
>cooking in kitchen, her dad blurts out what is he fucking Chef Boyardee?

Was that an insult or compliment?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 14:41:03 2020 No.13875807 >>13875799 KWAB

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 14:44:03 2020 No.13875825 File: 41 KB, 968x681, steve-bannon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13875799 >didn't immediately fuck him in front of the others to assert dominance NGMI

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 14:46:50 2020 No.13875838 >>13875825 He's actually pretty big and could prob fuck me up

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 14:48:09 2020 No.13875841 >>13875799 He probably thinks it's feminine for a man to cook. Make sure to mess with him by having his daughter be extra loud next time you have sex at her parents place

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 14:50:23 2020 No.13875859 That reminds of a family cookout I held during the steamy hot summer of 1992. Without boring you with a big long and pretty dark story let's just say my father-in-law and his brothers laugh and call me a sissy every time they see me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 14:57:17 2020 No.13875900 >>13875859 asshole

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 14:59:58 2020 No.13875912 >>13875799 It means he's an aggressive asshole and your girlfriend probably has massive daddy issues. Congratulations.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:00:58 2020 No.13875918 >>13875859 OH NO NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:01:17 2020 No.13875920 >>13875912 He is, and quite the drinker.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:02:05 2020 No.13875927 >>13875799 He thinks it's weird as shit for you to cook for her parents at their place, which it is.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:03:35 2020 No.13875931 >>13875799 You're grandfather's parents are still alive?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:05:30 2020 No.13875941 >>13875927 How is it weird?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:15:39 2020 No.13875978 >>13875859 HOLY BASED

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:19:59 2020 No.13876008 >>13875941 KEK!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:22:49 2020 No.13876016 >>13875799 probably leaning towards insult

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:24:13 2020 No.13876026 >>13876016 That's what I figured

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:28:19 2020 No.13876048 >>13875941 Because you're their guest. Helping is fine but full on cooking is weird

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:28:54 2020 No.13876049 >>13876048 Especially when you're male

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:30:48 2020 No.13876056 >>13875799 I bet you did it so you wouldn't have to sit around and drink beer with the other men while the women prepared the meal. He should've called you Julia Childs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:33:50 2020 No.13876068 >>13875859 kek what a bitch

Anonymous Sat Apr 4 15:45:32 2020 No.13876122

>>13875941
If you are a guest you don't work, that's just common sense anon.
It's okay to offer helping with chores to try and be nice, but even then the expectation is absolutely for the host to refuse and do it all themselves.

It might be okay kinda potentially if you and your girl were married and are at her parents place literally all the time, ie a family, but if you are just visiting them it's downright rude to cook for them and makes you look like an autistic shitbag. If you really want to help ask what dish they plan on making beforehand and bring a salad/ side you prepared at home to add to the table, even that's already skirting the line a bit for some traditional folk though. Save bet would be to bring a fitting wine and leave it at that.

Your girlfriends dad probably thought you were a completely tactless loser that doesn't have the faintest idea about common courtesy and thinks his cooking is god's gift to mankind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 16:06:37 2020 No.13876220 >>13876122 To be fair I am a better cook than anyone at that house

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 16:11:05 2020 No.13876240 >>13876220 Fairness is crucial.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 16:13:48 2020 No.13876254 >>13876056 is it that hard to believe someone on the cooking board enjoys cooking?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 20:29:34 2020 No.13877396 >>13876254 lol this

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 20:32:27 2020 No.13877420 File: 75 KB, 576x887, 1584164579652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13875859 KWAB

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 20:34:27 2020 No.13877426 >>13876220 Who the fuck are you, Chef Boyardee?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 20:36:13 2020 No.13877436 >>13875799 He's a dipshit, but yeah, don't ever cook as the guest in someone's home unless they explicitly offer or ask you to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 20:41:50 2020 No.13877460 >>13875799 You should have raided their canned goods, found a can of Chef Boyardee and served it to him for dinner as a funny joke :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 20:43:24 2020 No.13877473 >>13877426 Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 20:51:06 2020 No.13877511 he means that cooking is for women and he's ashamed his daughter is being courted by such a weak man

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 00:18:41 2020 No.13878343 >>13875838 you should fuck your girlfriend in front of them to show dominance

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 00:24:31 2020 No.13878359 dump her

Anonymous Sun Apr 5 00:25:17 2020 No.13878363
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FACK! he's got a bicycle! You wanna play 21? I've been in the danger zoneJEEZUS! We comin' fo you, nigga! THE YAPAPI! Jeff Harvey FUCK IT Here comes Mungo! MINUS...FIVE...STARS! It's Tazz! How much does this guy weigh? Bullshit! Look at the adjective! Huh? I DUNNO! Super Dragon!

Anonymous Sun Apr 5 00:35:47 2020 No.13878397

>Get invited over for a BBQ and drinks
>GF's dad is a 6'3 ex-marine and contstantly tests me
>He gets way too drunk
>Spends the day calling me a sissy because I don't care about sportsball
>Take over the grilling because he can barely stand hours later
>Her dad spergs out and won't let me use the grill unless I beat him in a 'fight'
>Start wrestlan'
>Get over excited and fake hump him, call him my bitch and slut and a faggot
>Everyone goes quiet and I get asked to leave
>Apparently he was sexually abused as a child
>Now my GF won't reply to my texts

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 00:40:03 2020 No.13878418 >>13878397 damn dude that's just gay

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 01:30:29 2020 No.13878611 >>13875799 Next time you cook for them, serve him a bowl of cold Chef Boyardee with a big smile on your face

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 01:34:35 2020 No.13878629 >>13875941 >he cooks FOR FREE Are you applying to be a jannie as well?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 07:41:52 2020 No.13879480 >>13875859 Did you move out of the trailer park

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 07:48:11 2020 No.13879489 >>13875859 Lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 07:51:07 2020 No.13879495 File: 33 KB, 164x242, 1585847820913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13875859 KWAB

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 08:04:57 2020 No.13879522 >>13876254 Yes but you're not on the "board" irl dipshit. People can't relate to your gayness like we do here. Older generations don't care how liberated you are. Clueless dope.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 08:39:03 2020 No.13879600 >>13877426 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 08:43:47 2020 No.13879605 >>13875799 >Went to cook for my gf and her parents I can only imagine how cringe this entire ordeal was. Kill yourself dumb faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 13:26:04 2020 No.13880538 >>13879605 Incel

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 13:29:24 2020 No.13880552 >>13878397 Do people like you really exist?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 13:34:13 2020 No.13880569 >>13879605 You gay need to put penis in vagina

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 13:37:25 2020 No.13880587 >>13875859 Tell us the big black story anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 13:38:02 2020 No.13880589 >>13876254 Cringe

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 13:39:39 2020 No.13880595 >>13878397 Fake story but if it was real, dad got btfo

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 13:39:59 2020 No.13880597 >>13875859 Hey, I was there! Man, Sid really makes the best crossface chicken wings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 13:43:49 2020 No.13880626 >>13880538 >>13880569 You do the cooking when you invite guests over you fucking virgins. You don't go to someone elses house and start fucking cooking shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 13:46:44 2020 No.13880649 >>13876049 Weirder when male, still weird when female.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 13:50:48 2020 No.13880682 >>13877426 Lmao

Anonymous Sun Apr 5 14:03:43 2020 No.13880756

>>13878397
I know a lot of people think this sounds fake (and gay) but I have a friend I could honestly imagine doing this IRL and telling me about it, so i’d Say this might’ve actually happened.
I’ve seen a lot of fake shit on 4chan but god I hope this one is real.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 14:05:21 2020 No.13880763 >>13880626 Again why not? They should be thanking me desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 14:18:56 2020 No.13880830 He knows your secret of being a degenerate man child insufficient of taking care of his princess daughter cause you cook for shit. Either that or your a fat hairy Italian an no man wants his daughter to bring an Italian or shitskin home.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 14:20:00 2020 No.13880842 >>13880830 I'm mixed retard. Her dad is just an asshole.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 14:23:58 2020 No.13880865 >>13876254 if you aren't bitter about both food & cooking you obviously don't come her enough

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 14:28:22 2020 No.13880887 File: 7 KB, 210x243, 1496096795795.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13875859 IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Anonymous Sun Apr 5 14:29:43 2020 No.13880898

Sounds like some passive-aggressive garbage. He probably hangs his boomer masculinity on some obscure fucking skill or ideology and gets insecure whenever someone with a different skill challenges his lack.

Pat yourself on the back, ignore it, and kill him with kindness. It may not change him, but boy is it going to bug the fuck out of him when his shitty digs never land.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 14:34:35 2020 No.13880923 >>13875799 More like Chef Boy-are-dumb

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 5 16:38:06 2020 No.13881498 File: 97 KB, 1000x1000, jej.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13877426

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