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What's his endgame?

>> No.13874439

Absolute dominance over every dish that's made

>> No.13874440

Heart disease.

>> No.13874444

>>13874440

he's doing a weight loss series now

>> No.13874470

Retirement

>> No.13874472

>>13874435
saw this fucker do a food challenge at my local pub, was revolting. im in the video at the end waving like a retard.

>> No.13874495

>>13874444
no hes not

>> No.13874496

>>13874472
>like a retard

>> No.13874506

>>13874435
testicular cancer like furious pete

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>some manchild who still has a teddy bear

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>>13874496

>> No.13874545

>>13874472
post the video so we can make fun of you

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>>13874549

>> No.13874590

>>13874512
my stuffed animals are the only thing i have left of my father who hand made them for me when i was a baby
fuck you

>> No.13874593

>>13874590
That's fine but you don't carry them around in public and pose with them do you?

>> No.13874608

>>13874593
I would if you shit in my mouth. Plz daddy?

>> No.13874630

>>13874608
I would but I don't bang non-attractive people

>> No.13874639 [DELETED] 

>>13874590
Your a loser and your daddy should've given you something an adult would use instead of fucking stuffed toys.

>> No.13875302

wew lad that's a great looking calzone

>> No.13876038

>>13874435
He's about the best at what he does but his little ritual at the beginning is cringe. Strikes me as one of those people who thanks Jesus for -everything-. I mean nothing wrong with waking up in the morning and thanking God you're alive. Jesus however might be getting a little annoyed you are thanking him 'for good scrambled eggs', that the elevator car was there as soon as you pushed the call button, that your morning poo was a clean one so you don't need toilet paper, etc.

If you wanna thank the man volunteer at a soup kitchen or something.

>t. Catholic that never got the whole 'NASCAR Jesus' thing.

>> No.13876051

>>13874435
I get the overwhelming sense that this guy had a fat jolly mother who only celebrated and praised him when he finished mommy's big yummy meal and then she killed herself in front of him one day.

>> No.13876060

>>13876038
>NOOOO DONT BE GRATEFUL EVERY MOMENT, GO FEED SOUP TO CRACK ADDICTED LAZY SCUMBAG HOMELESS MONKEYS INSTEAD

>> No.13876154

>>13876038
Get saved, anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDEBz25lGdY

>> No.13876186

>>13876038
thats the difference between us Catholics and these evangelical americans

brb thank jesus joe football caught the football

>> No.13877193

>>13876038
He's not one of the best. He COMPLETES food challenges but he doesn't really try to beat other pros records on challenges or even eats competitively. He just tries to do the bare minimum to beat the challenge, get a free tshirt and make a video.

>> No.13877251

watch his munchies or vice or whatever documentary on his england trip, he actually seems like a pretty cool and down 2 earth guy.
i do agree with >>13876038 that the ritual at the beginning is kinda lame, but i can look past that cause he seems pretty nice otherwise
of the non actual competitive eater youtubes (so excluding matt stonie basically) santel and beard meets food are the ones i dont mind watching
nathan figueroa sucks

>> No.13877377

>>13877251

Don't like the beardo because he does challenges that are impossible like trying to eat 14lbs of kebab meat

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>>13874435
>endgame