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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Thu Apr 2 19:49:14 2020 No.13867529 [Reply] [Original]

Anyone else cook drunk and wake up to an absolute mess in the kitchen next morning?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 19:51:27 2020 No.13867545 No, I don't drink because I'm a mature adult.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 19:51:31 2020 No.13867547 >>13867529 I do everything drunk. I'm more surprised when I wake up to a clean kitchen and a dishwasher full of clean dishes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 19:53:15 2020 No.13867562 make a bunch of air-popped popcorn, spray it with cooking spray, sprinkle aspartame/sweetener, cinnamon, and salt on it. then eat it all. It's amazing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 19:55:50 2020 No.13867582 I tend to clean as I go aside from the plate/bowl I eat my food in. There are times I can't remember what I made last night and somehow have not burned anything down yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 19:56:08 2020 No.13867586 >>13867582 lmao same.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 19:59:33 2020 No.13867607 >>13867529 No because I'm a cogent, lucid drunk

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 20:10:33 2020 No.13867679

>>13867529
>be a few years ago
>be really high, also really hungry
>decide I'm gonna go all out and cook a huge meal
>takes fucking forever
>decide to do dishes in the morning
>next morning, go do to dishes
>
>
>
>
>apparently I turned the stove on and then made a sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 20:13:50 2020 No.13867695 >>13867529 >if burnt chrystler were fit

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 20:19:11 2020 No.13867728

sometimes i feel anxious about my dad doing all of the dishes all of the time so i do them while only being just a little tipsy. i always wake up with food all over the floor and shit stuck in the rug or crumbs all over my desk and chair. lately i have just been tossing my leftovers in the oven at 200f so i don't make a mess until i come to my room.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 20:20:04 2020 No.13867736 Yes, because I'm not a cookie cutter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 20:25:10 2020 No.13867772 >>13867529 Sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 20:32:26 2020 No.13867808 >>13867529 No because I am not a manchild and drink alcohol.

Anonymous Thu Apr 2 20:35:50 2020 No.13867830

>>13867808
>No because I am not a manchild and drink alcohol.
yeah alcohol is bad but oh man does it hit the spot I love it even tho I hate it too.
it seems to have helped with my throat/mouth sores/ infection so maybe it is useful sometimes, hopefully my sore throat will go away with further 'treatment'.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 20:38:54 2020 No.13867844 >>13867529 I'll carefully and patiently prepare time-consuming recipes with fresh ingredients, and inevitably chuck the results in Tupperware when it's 3am and I'm too tired to eat. I honestly think I like cooking more than I like eating.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 20:54:11 2020 No.13867925 >>13867529 More times than I can shake a stick at.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 20:54:42 2020 No.13867928 >>13867529 No. I don't cook. Cooking is for women and faggots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 21:38:24 2020 No.13868128 File: 1.89 MB, 316x480, 1583254444220.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13867529 Is this the same guy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 21:46:08 2020 No.13868153 >>13868128 yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 21:53:32 2020 No.13868196 >>13868128 GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 21:56:21 2020 No.13868210 >>13868128 Achievable natty?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 22:19:37 2020 No.13868310 >>13867529 I don't drink alcohol. I'm pretty sure I'm allergic

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 22:22:41 2020 No.13868332 >>13868128 What's he abusing to get that horrible roid gut, and not achieving anything?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 22:30:08 2020 No.13868367 >>13867529 SS+GOMAD

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 22:48:51 2020 No.13868442 >>13867529 No but sometimes I sleepwalk and pee in weird places does that count?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 23:25:25 2020 No.13868583 >>13868332 >What's he abusing Tranny hookers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 23:27:41 2020 No.13868591 >>13868310 >I'm pretty sure I'm allergic You're just a pussy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 2 23:28:40 2020 No.13868595 >>13868591 Takes one to know one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 00:31:32 2020 No.13868831 >>13867529 No but I once blacked out and discovered a raw chicken breast in a pan in my stove the next day. I guess I decided cooking it would be dangerous

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 06:34:40 2020 No.13869849 File: 42 KB, 640x480, A1225537-9975-402C-8052-FB5D0BEE171F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mommy we’re outta chef boyardee with mini meatballs >REEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 06:47:25 2020 No.13869868 >>13868332 Literally every performance enhancing drug there is on top of roids. God bless Lenny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 07:41:01 2020 No.13869931 File: 143 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13867695 Why is burnt so fat?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 07:43:53 2020 No.13869936 >>13867529 I cook drunk but tend to make good food. the only issue is when I forget and leave something in the oven and I wake up to black stuff

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 08:17:22 2020 No.13870020 >>13868332 Hgh is the major cause of golem mode.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 08:18:41 2020 No.13870026 File: 85 KB, 596x1008, 1584429088479.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13867808 >No because I am not a manchild and drink alcohol

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 08:32:16 2020 No.13870070 >>13867529 I once cooked when i was blackout drunk and I had left the oven on all night

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 09:23:36 2020 No.13870152

>be me
>living at brothers house as he's gone for a few weeks for work and watching his dogs
>get drunk
>decide to make some chicken
>oven isn't working for some reason
>Steve top does
>guess I'm frying these bad boys
>pans are all dirty with burnt on shit
>try washing one by hand but it's not going well
>think fuck this shit
>grab a stainless steel bowl
>think it should be fine
>throw in chicken with some oil
>I end up falling asleep
>Wake up with thick smoke all throughout the house and fire alarm blaring
>run to kitchen and see black blob of chicken smouldering like a campfire
I had to redrywall behind the stove because it was all charred up and the bowl was ruined. My brother came back a few weeks later and noticed the burnt smell despite me doing everything I could think of to get rid of it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 09:30:44 2020 No.13870161 >>13867547 I have to get drunk to run the dishwasher because it's noisy and I have an irrational fear that it will cause water damage whenever I use it, so I only ever wake up to clean dishes with a hangover. thanks for reading my diary

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 09:41:35 2020 No.13870180 >>13867529 I'm a foods teacher. One time I made myself lunch on one of our stoves and forgot to turn it off after. Left it on high for about 3 hours (I move rooms to teach classes other than foods) before I came back and realized I fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 09:49:41 2020 No.13870199 Yes I'm hungover right now

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 09:51:18 2020 No.13870203 >>13870199 I made ramen stir fry. I make a lot of that sort of thing these days. I don't care.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 09:54:35 2020 No.13870209 >>13868128 >>13867529 I remember when my gender studies prof used lenny as an example of trans acceptance from a masculine viewpoint

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 09:57:09 2020 No.13870216 >>13870026 >posting a manchild meme instead of an actual reply Dog drink less. Especially now that there's this dick grabbing disease going around. Get sleep, drink less, exercise more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 09:58:44 2020 No.13870218 >>13868128 It's like if Bert Chrystler actually started working out and fixed his teeth, but obviously kept drinking and took steroids instead of changing his racist lifestyle.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 09:59:45 2020 No.13870220 >>13869931 hi mommy

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 09:59:46 2020 No.13870221 >>13868332 Probably booze. Look at that nose and gut, dead giveaway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 10:03:19 2020 No.13870235 >>13870220 hey hitler

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 12:42:37 2020 No.13870687 If i prepare my daily pound of flank steak, i usually just put the pan in the freezer without cleaning it. One time there were maggots living in it and i still didnt clean it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 12:49:24 2020 No.13870714 >>13868128 yeah, his names lenny.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 13:04:32 2020 No.13870777
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>>13867529
I used to get blackout drunk and make eggs in the middle of the night. I have come down to egg everywhere and the stove still on in the morning more than once really lucky I didn't start a fire. Ive cut down my drinking since then and haven't done it in years though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 13:07:23 2020 No.13870790 >>13867679 holy shit i've never been that fucking retarded just from being high. are you stupid?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 13:15:13 2020 No.13870831 >>13870209 lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 13:18:41 2020 No.13870850 >>13867529 Nah man. Even blackout drunk, I'm pretty good about doing my dishes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 14:44:17 2020 No.13871176 >>13870209 If you aren't making this up, I'm going to need details.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 16:31:10 2020 No.13871591

>>13867529

>not cooking amazing food for drunk eats and morning treats ahead of time while stone sober
Nigger are you intelligent at all? Fucking either cook or purchase food ahead of time that doesn't require anything more than a microwave to have ready. You save yourself a ton of hassle and get excellent food while shitfaced at night and recovering the next morning. Do your future self a favor next time and thank me for it.

Anonymous Fri Apr 3 17:59:26 2020 No.13871947

>>13870161
I read this, thanks for sharing

t. Someone who put dish soap in the dishwasher and it foamed out and got a ton of water on the floor. My roommate came home early while I was mopping and I had to play dumb, and to add insult to injury she saw my bare feet which pissed me off

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 19:19:53 2020 No.13872212 >>13867679 well, what you smoked wasn't pot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 3 23:15:32 2020 No.13873094 >>13868332 t. Cookie cutter

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 00:27:30 2020 No.13873321 >>13870218 he has Micky Mantle genes. No steroids needed just a couple of curls and he's there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 01:02:02 2020 No.13873451 >>13870209 based tan 10 ten teacher

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 01:44:56 2020 No.13873582 File: 257 KB, 1258x1276, 1409611848583.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13868128 >>13868196 GOLEM GET YE GONE >>13868332 >and not achieving anything? pfft post body faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 03:59:46 2020 No.13873940 >>13873582 GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 04:36:21 2020 No.13874025 File: 261 KB, 1615x1600, 1575896927609.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13867529 yeah i did last night theres is raw kidney everywhere

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 04:37:24 2020 No.13874027 >>13867679 >dude

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 4 05:21:31 2020 No.13874127 Fucking nope. I cook high and do every single dish 95% of the time. 5% and that's generous, I leave a thing or two

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