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13866488 No.13866488 [Reply] [Original]

oh hi, don't mind me, just making rice obsolete.

>> No.13866496

That mushy shit doesn't make anything obsolete.

>> No.13866523

>>13866496
Stay mad Kung Flu Tsu

>> No.13866533

>>13866488
In my country, rice is traditional as fuck. But I dislike it.

>> No.13866543
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13866543

Not in a million years.

>> No.13866547
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13866547

>>13866488
Step aside!

>> No.13866746

>>13866496
Recent convert here, you're boiling it too long. 1 min tops. I can't believe it's not disgusting.

>> No.13866754

>>13866746
Try roasting it.

>> No.13866763
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13866763

>>13866488
OMG KETO

>> No.13866797

>>13866754
Will do.

>> No.13866804

>>13866488
it's ok deep fried like leboshits do it and you can also make a decent pizza-related thing with it. i don't think it's a great replacement for actual rice. i could see it work as a replacement for potatoes in mash for example.

>> No.13866809

>>13866763
It's not even keto

>> No.13866855
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13866855

>>13866488
I could have chewy delicious sticky rice...
Or mushy tasteless vegetable sawdust that smells like farts
Jeez gonna have to think real hard on that one

>> No.13866856
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13866856

Fuck this stupid piece of garbage.
It makes me bloated and my farts are rancid after eating just a tiny bit of it.

>>13866547
Fuck you too, I used to love Broccoli but I can digest it anymore.

FUCK Cauliflower
FUCK Broccoli
but more importantly
FUCK my 30 year old boomer stomach flora

>> No.13866863

>>13866488
Just fucking let us enjoy rice

>> No.13866867
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>>13866863
Went to my asian market and bought a giant bag of japanese rice yesterday
Im set

>> No.13866881

>>13866867
A cool thing about asian markets are those 50 count bags of dumplings and potstickers, that's not a bad deal for like 15 bucks, it's sure a lot less expensive than buying from chinese restraurants.

>> No.13866913

>>13866856
Dude, you have anger issues and should see a therapist.

>> No.13866922

>>13866488
I just got flooded with odd mental images of raw fish on top of cauliflower, cauliflower risotto, Christmas cauliflower pudding, jollof caulifower, omuflower.

>> No.13866983

>>13866913
Yeah, I'm angry at Broccoli and Cauliflower cause I used to enjoy them and now I can't.

>> No.13866999

>>13866797

Parboil the whole thing, leaves and all, florets side down in a large pot of salted water for about 8 minutes. Drain. Smear the whole thing in olive oil (use your fingers and really get into the crevices), salt flakes, hot oven for about 10 minutes.

>> No.13867088

>>13866488
Cauliflower is nasty no matter how it's made and it sure as shit doesn't replace rice. I'm do keto and my God do people rave about this crap. Ugh.

>> No.13867096

>>13866488
How does it make rice obsolete when it's more expensive but provides far fewer calories?

>> No.13867105

>>13866496
>mushy
t. cooklet

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13867107

>>13866855
you're a weeb so of course you're gonna pick the chink shit

>> No.13867112

>>13866488
cauliflower goes very well with lemon white sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjmA50A4H3E

>> No.13867113

>>13866856
Try eating more fermented food and yogurt

>> No.13867207

>>13867107
anime website

>> No.13867232

>>13867096
well, nutrients are more important than calories. want calories? eat fruit regularly.

>> No.13867687

>>13866488
I like cauliflower rice but I wouldn't substitute it for sticky rice. Also cauliflower is perishable.

>> No.13868560

>>13866533
I used to think I hated rice before I started going to Korean and Japanese restaurants. Some rice cultures just can't make rice well for some reason.

>> No.13868593

>>13867232
Fruit is also more expensive and less calorie dense than rice. It's also has a short shelf life. Why the fuck do you think rice is the second most grown crop in the world? Maize beats it, but is largely used for animal feed.

>> No.13868603

>>13866488
Cauliflower is fine but it's never going to be a good substitution for rice. Might be an okay substitute for keto dieters but trying to replace carbs with a vegetable isn't going to be satisfying in the same way. And if you aren't doing it for the keto diet, why are you trying to substitute it at all?

>>13866533
Try brown rice. I thought I didn't like rice either but it was only that I didn't like the texture of white rice. Brown rice has a nice kind of 'snap' to it from the bran being left on.

>> No.13868829

Over my dead body am I eating fucking cauliflower instead of rice

>> No.13869234

What's the minimum amount of time I can let rice cool off for fried rice?

>> No.13869239

White rice is a whitepilling food am I really supposed to feel like a cuck slave for eating it?

>> No.13869250

>>13869234
Until it's cold

>> No.13869329

>>13866488
You can offset a lot of the negatives about rice by freezing it before serving. Freezing lowers the glycemic index by almost half and the calories go down too. No need to kill yourself making a poor cauliflower copy..

>> No.13869370

>>13869250
Quicker than "overnight"?