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13864640 No.13864640[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

why are people obsessed with telling eachother how to eat

>> No.13864642

what do you gain by telling me how to eat my steak

>> No.13864643

>>13864640
Because you're doing it wrong.

>> No.13864648

>>13864640
>t. can't keep his mouth closed

>> No.13864649

>Because I am le epic keto glucose scientist snowflake! xD

>> No.13864651

what do you gain by showing me you can use chopsticks

>> No.13864653

>>13864651
he's just helping you learn a new skill

>> No.13864656

because i know more than you because i went to culinary school

>> No.13864659

>>13864640
Because you're diet is retarted

>> No.13864660

>>13864656
does a goose know how to fly better than the rest of the flock because he went to flying school?

>> No.13864670

what do you gain by telling me not to squeeze peaches

>> No.13864671

>>13864660
He probably would if there were such a thing as flying schools for geese.

>> No.13864672

>>13864640
People love getting mad, even about shit that doesn't affect them in any way.

>> No.13864678

>>13864671
does a human need to go to breathing school?

No?

Then why does he need a cooking school?

Cooking is as important to life as breathing.

>> No.13864680

>>13864640
Lose weight

Have sex

Get a clue, ya dingdong fiddly simp

>> No.13864684

>>13864678
fucking what? breathing is done subconsciously , cooking is a learned skill. hince why in the year 2020 there's still adults who "don't know how to cook" which means whatever you think it means.

>> No.13864689

>>13864678
Actually, most humans do need instruction on how to breathe. It's where most singing lessons start, for instance. If a deep breath is focused on your chest, you're one of them. It should start down at the gut.

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>>13864684
how did the first human learn to cook, if there was no one to teach him?

he only had three days from birth before he would starve

uh oh

>> No.13864697

>>13864693
Cooking prolongs longevity, but raw food is sufficient for survival.

>> No.13864701

>>13864678
tell that to anyone under 30 now

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>>13864697
Question One: How old are you?

Question Two: How did you get to X years of age without learning how to speak properly?