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Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:14:06 2020 No.13847543 [Reply] [Original]

I don't get all the hate. Yes it's unhealthy processed food, but so what? Are you health conscious when you decide to eat a cheeseburger? It melts good and has a great texture. Tastes nice too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:14:57 2020 No.13847549 >>13847543 I'm gonna contribute nothing to this thread

>>	Heaven Sun Mar 29 21:15:29 2020 No.13847551 >>13847543 Seems like weak bait, and the start of a shit thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:15:41 2020 No.13847553 File: 210 KB, 470x340, 1316582144816.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13847549 THERE IS A DILDO IN MY ASS

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:16:12 2020 No.13847555 Is it even particularly unhealthy? It's just milk products and emulsifying salt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:19:24 2020 No.13847572 >>13847551 There it is. The unnecessary spitefulness. What's so wrong about this processes milk product?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:20:19 2020 No.13847577 File: 113 KB, 851x436, 1480174107135.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13847555 IM GAY

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:21:59 2020 No.13847585 much better than orange cheese imho myfamalam

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:24:54 2020 No.13847597 File: 28 KB, 669x377, 1473392749762.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13847585 HAHA MY ASSHOLE

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:25:32 2020 No.13847600 >>13847577 Meant for >>13847572 >>13847543

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:25:50 2020 No.13847604 >>13847597 imagine tossing hillary's salad

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:29:31 2020 No.13847619 >>13847604 that sound heavenly

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:30:20 2020 No.13847624 >>13847543 It's only good for breakfast sandwiches

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:31:22 2020 No.13847630 File: 29 KB, 540x475, 1479214975636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13847577 checked my homo friend

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:45:38 2020 No.13847695 >>13847543 >unironically eats Kraft singles What did she mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:46:26 2020 No.13847697 File: 16 KB, 262x430, 1483664535461.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13847555 >>13847577 >>13847600 NUMBERS

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:49:18 2020 No.13847701 It in fact does melt good with a great texture. Tastes abhorrent though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:53:04 2020 No.13847714 File: 6 KB, 250x173, 1481460182542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13847701 how does it taste anon tell us

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:55:16 2020 No.13847721 >>13847714 Slightly like vomit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:56:04 2020 No.13847724 >>13847721 >knows the taste of vomit you're gross anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:56:17 2020 No.13847725 >>13847714 It tastes like my nonnas hamstring after she comes home from physical therapy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 22:17:40 2020 No.13847827 >>13847543 >tastes nice too No it doesn’t. It taste like trash. Get a slice of actual American cheese, and take a slice of your shitty sides and eat them side by side.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 22:28:04 2020 No.13847869 >>13847724 You've never thrown up? Ok then.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 22:36:27 2020 No.13847912 >>13847869 Only during sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 22:38:40 2020 No.13847923 >>13847725 you mean it tastes like that droplet of diarrhea running down your nonnas hamstring after she comes home from physical therapy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 22:44:16 2020 No.13847945 >>13847923 It's not nonnas diarrhea very different taste. More like sweat plus medicine plus spermicide from her tiny hamstring while her diarrhea is more casu marzu plus eggplant.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 22:45:55 2020 No.13847951 >>13847912 So you've only ever thrown up in your uncle's van?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 22:50:10 2020 No.13847969 File: 127 KB, 800x524, velveeta_hunts_bacon-untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13847543 DOOD THAT'S NOT VELVEETA AND BUDWEISERS

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 22:51:04 2020 No.13847975 >>13847951 Italians don't drive the vans anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 22:51:14 2020 No.13847978 >>13847951 Not in but outside, nobody in their right mind wants to throw up in an uncle's car.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 22:52:21 2020 No.13847984 >>13847975 Italians are overrun by negros and islamic savages so they don't count anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 22:54:07 2020 No.13847996 >>13847984 >Implying Italians weren't negroes to begin with. Hah. It's the negroes, and Islamic savages who are being overrun.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 23:06:35 2020 No.13848043 >>13847996 Harsh but true

Anonymous Sun Mar 29 23:11:29 2020 No.13848055

>>13847543
I eat it to. I don't give a shit what anyone says. I use a better brand of turkey with it and lettuce so I figure it's healthy enough. Besides if any of us ate healthy we would have been outside instead of here before the quarantine because we wouldn't constantly feel like shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 00:22:13 2020 No.13848324 >>13847543 I think the problem is people are expecting deeper flavors associated with other cheeses. Yes it isn't aged for years in barrels in some cave under a French cottage but it's as gooey and tangy as the rest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 03:35:02 2020 No.13848974 File: 33 KB, 640x591, soycream.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >american cheese

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 03:40:54 2020 No.13848989 Perfect cheese to be melted in a sandwich or burger, do not @ me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 03:42:06 2020 No.13848994 File: 1.06 MB, 680x535, kemonito.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw I make my own processed cheese slices

Anonymous Mon Mar 30 12:23:29 2020 No.13850123
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Look at all these American simpletons who think there is anything of value on their pasteurized cheese product.
Imagine feeling attached to something so objectively bad, imagine letting this attachment cloud your judgment to the point you feel the need to defend it.

There is nothing good about American cheese. The color is a calculated shade brought by an immature expectation of what cheese should look like, and achieved trough artificial means. Its only reason to be is some food scientist thinking to himself "Well, this is what cheese looks like, right?"
The flavor is a mix of placebo and regret. While freshness or careful aging create the complex flavors of cheese, this American parody lacks such privileges, whatever aroma it may have is purely coincidental, whatever illusion of flavor it may posses is only due to the dopamine high Americans get when eating something fatty.
The texture is like softened wax, because that is what it most likely is. It covers your mouth in a plastic-like fatty layer that Americans love confusing for enjoyment.
And by far the most pathetic argument I see repeated over and over again, the fact it melts. The characteristic often posted as the sole redeeming quality is something shared by almost all substances in the world, that things soften when hot. Almost all cheeses melt, not that you would want to as different cheeses are meant to be eaten at different temperatures. But the ones that are often melted are superior, they impart great flavor, fat and texture, just look at mozzarella with its milky flavor and stringy texture even after melted. American cheese only serves as a brightly colored layer of fat, might as well top your burgers with some butter, you will get much better results that way.

American cheese is the margarine of cheese. A publicity stunt for a cost-cutting measure that Americans ate right up and now feel a worthless sense of nostalgia for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 12:33:17 2020 No.13850157 >>13850123 Whether that's pasta or not, some sad person took the time to type it all out. Have sex, people. Then have some cheese of your choice.

Anonymous Mon Mar 30 12:34:34 2020 No.13850161

>>13850123
Actually American cheese has very little fat. It’s the emulsified milk and whey proteins that provides it rich, fat like texture and mouthfeel. Whey and milk proteins are commonly used to provide a fatty or creamy mouthfeel without the fat.

t. foodscientist

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 13:04:11 2020 No.13850228 File: 156 KB, 368x425, [Aokumashii]_Buchikome__High_Kick!_012.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13850157 Stop eating shit and you will realize how easy it is to write >>13850161 Imagine needing a degree just to make fake food

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 13:07:34 2020 No.13850240 >>13847555 >>13847543 No, it's not particularly unhealthy unless you're some idiot afraid of the scary chemicals and preservatives. The problem with it is that it's incredibly bland.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 13:08:29 2020 No.13850243 File: 92 KB, 1242x1394, as.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13847543 >Are you health conscious Always.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 16:05:43 2020 No.13850891 >>13847543 Everything Kraft makes is fucking garbage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 16:12:39 2020 No.13850915 >>13847697 >t. salty singles poster

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 16:20:41 2020 No.13850938 >>13847543 It's good for unhealthy burgers. technically lower in calories then regular cheese, but lacking in nutrition in comparison also.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 16:43:53 2020 No.13851026 If i order a cheeseburger i expect to actually get cheese with it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 17:24:15 2020 No.13851221 >>13847827 That is actual American cheese. It is the most distinctive cheese invented in America. There are other cheeses made in America, many of them perfectly fine, but this is the quintessentially American one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 20:47:20 2020 No.13852131 Only people that don't fully understand food dismiss the merits of american cheese.

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