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>eating dinner with girlfriend's family
>I'm a bit older than her
>her parents treat her like a kid and they try pull the same crap on me but it doesn't work well
>that lecturing nonsense didn't even work on me when I was actually a teenager with my "real" parents
>anyway they were serving macaroni
>I don't like macaroni
>So I declined the macaroni
>They asked why
>I told them I don't like Macaroni
>They asked me if I hated all pasta
>No, I like spaghetti and stuff
>well they're made out of the same things
>Yeah so?
>Well how can you hate one and like another?
>I don't know, could just be the texture.
>So you're just going to sit there and not eat?
>yeah
>her mom really won't drop it and says I'm being ridiculous and it's rude to refuse to eat
>I tell her it's also rude to try force your guests to eat something they hate
>But you eat spaghetti, and it's the same thing. It doesn't make sense to hate one of them and like the other
>yeah well your daughter and you are made out of the same things but you're a bitch

so dinner didn't go well

>> No.13847169
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13847169

>>13847149
Macaroni? as in macaroni and cheese shape? good lord why would they still be eating that as adults, and why pick it as a family dinner
I guess neither of you are 18 so its basically a formative family dinner where it makes sense you'd be eating a "family favorite" that started when the kids were young. You probably overreacted, but macaroni is pretty lame. What did they make with it?

>> No.13847175

>>13847149
chill tale man

>> No.13847177

>>13847169
She's 22 and I'm a few years older at least, but I don't keep track of my age or celebrate birthdays or anything. I'm closer to 30 than twenty.

>> No.13847183

>>13847177
Oh look its a slide thread, because someone posted this psychotic bullshit to get yous. Sage goes in the options field

>> No.13847187

>>13847177
You might be a retard. You cant do simple subtraction.

>> No.13847188
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>>13847183
>a slide thread
>on the cooking board

yes, /pol/, people are making threads to hide the conspiracy you just uncovered.

>> No.13847195

>>13847149
You're at a strangers house, you eat what's placed in front of you. uncultured idiot.

>> No.13847199

>>13847187
I can do math, I just don't believe in assigning people numbers at birth like cattle.

>> No.13847203

>>13847149
>>13847177

You're in your late 20s? Jesus fucking Christ. Grow up.

>> No.13847212

>>13847149
isn't macaroni a side dish?

>> No.13847216

Congrats, you're an insufferable faggot

>> No.13847235

>>13847177
Based schizo larp

>> No.13847251
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>>13847188
general board sliding is executed to reduce the persistent forum usability of 4chan

>> No.13847261

>>13847251
Pissing into an ocean of piss...

>> No.13847268

>>13847261
You have to go back

>> No.13847280

>>13847268
To Php forums? Because its been awhile but I think most of them are dead.

>> No.13847282

>>13847251
>>13847268
No, you're just too new to know how longstanding a tradition it is to create artistic works of fiction and falsehold on 4chan.

>> No.13847304

>>13847251

your presence here is what reduces the usability here.

>> No.13847313

>>13847282
>a tradition it is to create artistic works of fiction and falsehold on 4chan.
That is not the same as inundating a board with extremely low quality posts just because you read a few shitposts

>> No.13847327

>>13847313
huh?

>> No.13847344

>>13847313
>That is not the same as inundating a board with extremely low quality posts just because you read a few shitposts
Yea, my irl gf used to tell me this all the time until we slept in the same bed together after I slammed heroin.
I ended up waking up in a brown puddle of my own cookie, and in a panic I grabbed her Chihuahua and tickled it's rocket until it got hard. Then I put its proper in my then irl gf buthole with dookie around it and took a Polaroid of them like they were making casual sex.
She worked up afterwards to the mess and on her desk I left one photo with the words "I know".
Mfw she suicided in the bathtub, and nobody ever found out about my accident.

>> No.13847368

>>13847327
>>13847313
hello newfriends, remind me again where the narwhal bacons?? XDD

real talk OP, you're totally right to shit on other people because you don't understand fuck all about food. good for you, bud

>> No.13847387

OP you a funny guy

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>>13847251
>Being this big of a newfag
Election niggers were a mistake

>> No.13849136

>>13847149
haha your a man child dating a child and you act like a child. You fit the profile of a pajeet.

>> No.13849146

>>13847149
what the fuck is wrong with you? is this a copypasta am i retarded?

>> No.13849152

>>13849146
It's not a copypasta, it just wants to be. Yes, you are retarded if you believed it.

>> No.13849217

>>13847280
No, to usenet and email lists

>> No.13849220

>>13847282
I'm not sure about you, but I believe everything that I read on the internet. Especially 4chan.

>> No.13849222

>>13849220
>somone refusing to eat macaroni?
>I don't buy it chief

really you're just lending credence to the story

>> No.13849234

>>13847149
Autism aside, you did nothing wrong. I despise spaghetti but I'm down with penne and fusilli. It's just texture and mouthfeel. And you can't eat something you literally despise. But that is very autistic.
>>13847169
Macaroni cheese isn't considered a child's thing outside of America.
>>13847177
Oh I see what kind of thread this is.
>>13847183
This, fuck

>> No.13849240

>>13847282
This
>>13847313
Not this

>> No.13849243

>>13847149
You should have slapped her and said “how about that SMACKaroni ya dumb bitch!”

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>>13847149
You are ridiculous and you acted like a child.

>> No.13849254

You sound like a prick OP and also autistic

>> No.13849274

>>13847149
Are you Irish stew guy by any chance

>> No.13849283

>>13847149
Are you also liberal and male feminist?

>> No.13849284

>>13849283
Of course I believe women should be equal to men, but I'd say I'm more of a traditional kind of guy. Just how I was raised. She does things only a woman could do for me, and I do things only a man could do for her. Separate but equal, you could say.

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13849289

Okay so OP was obviously planning to transition this thread into bait about him being way older than his gf or something, but let's ignore him.
Do you niggers really think you should "just eat what's put in front of you"? Don't get me wrong, I think you should always compliment what's put in front of you, but if someone puts a plate of boiled eggs in front of me then I'm sorry, I'm not eating it. I hate boiled eggs so much that I'd probably gag if I tried to force it down. Surely you people have one or two things you hate too, right?

>> No.13849295

>>13849289
You have to eat all the eggs

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>>13849289
Eat the eggs, bigot.

>> No.13849438

>>13849289
fuck cold pate

i don't give a fuck if it's truffle duck escargot 100$/g awesome

Sure, i'll give it a nibble; but i'm sorry, I'm definitely not gonna want more. How about some FRIED SPAM you faggots