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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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13841790 No.13841790 [Reply] [Original]

what food takes the longest to eat?

>> No.13841792

>>13841790
your mums pusy

>> No.13841793

>>13841790
A whole pig needs to cook for like, 2 days

>> No.13841812

>>13841793
She said eat, not cook.

>> No.13841834

>>13841790
a whole cooked crab you have to de-shell yourself. often these aren't huge crabs, its a personal sized portion of meat, but getting it all out requires patience
a bowl of hearty soup or stew served extremely hot, so you have to wait a long time before you can really get in to it

>> No.13841845

>>13841812
I would imagine a whole pig would take quite a while to eat unless you had a huge party or something.

>> No.13841850

>>13841790
When I was a kid we would get jawbreakers the size of my fist for $8 in a mall I Indiana, would take close to a month to finish them.

>> No.13841855

>>13841850
and get covered in hair

>> No.13841856

Who gives a shit? Why would you be interested in this?

>> No.13841862

>>13841856
Oh sweetie, you've been a bad little muffin. Mummie's going to have to teach you a lesson schnookums. Yes, you're going to have to lick mummie's snickerdoodle and chocolate gumdrop sweetie! That's the only way you can learn my little plum drum giddly boop. Now give mummy some sugar you little autistic faggot.

>> No.13841885

>>13841855
Always kept it in a ziploc bag when storing it.
>>13841856
Probably just bored with nothing to do during lockdown.

>> No.13841898
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13841898

probably on par with the jaw breaker if we take the perception of relative time

>> No.13841912

>>13841845
Whatever.

>> No.13842142

>>13841845
had a friend smoke a whole hog when I got married. took about 2 weeks of nothing but pork sandwiches to finish it all.

>> No.13842261

>>13841856
I was watching my dog gnaw on raw hide and I was wondering what food might give me the best bang for my buck as far as how long you get to enjoy it vs how much you have to actually eat.

>> No.13842659

Celery.

>> No.13842667

Gum

>> No.13842802

>>13842667
gum isn't food

>> No.13842850

>>13842802
Why not

>> No.13842867

>>13841790
my big ol cock, these dumb bitches just cant get it done right

>> No.13842883

>>13841790
some jerkys

>> No.13842936

>>13841856
I'm posting from a burner phone I snuck up my ass on death row
I need to know what meal will keep me alive the longest

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>>13841790
I havent finish a jar of Mayo in like 2 months. But I know for some it's like a 15 minutes snacks...

>> No.13843055

>>13841845
In that case a grey whale then, smartass

>> No.13843091

>>13842850
It’s the equivalent of chewing on rubber bands

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>> No.13846275

>>13843036
Joey's "Nutella Challenge" video comes to mind.

>> No.13846312

>>13846275
Ya got your hair combed back, sunglasses on baby

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>>13844588
Nice, anon. Man handling one of those fuckers is like eating a bank inkbomb.

>> No.13847180

>>13844588
those are so fucking annoying to disassemble. I don't even like the juice I just decided to try the fruit once. they still have seeds too

>> No.13847762

>>13844588
This or artichokes