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Do britbongs actually consume this entire meal for breakfast?

>> No.13841227

>>13841136
idk but i would, id cut the portion size down but yeah bro

>> No.13841228

>>13841136
Not whatever’s going on on the top there. Either stuffed mushroom or some kind of weird black pudding with... dunno on it. Also whatever’s going on on the top right. Chicken skewers or whatever the fuck that is. Also, no gay arse ‘cherry’ tomatoes. And that buttered toast is wrong, too. Should be fried bread ffs. Also, too many beans.

Other than that, yeah. That’s about standard if you were homecooking it and you weren’t a giant poofter.

>> No.13841246

>>13841136
That meal is for a family of 5, amerifat.

>> No.13841330

I'm sure I could finisht that. They always look way bigger than they are- eggs, beans and bacon take up a lot of space on the plate but aren't too filling. The only substantial part of that meal would be the sausages and maybe the mushrooms.

>> No.13841338

>>13841246
Poofter detected. I bet you eat little French‘gatohs’ and then go run around the streets in tight lycra to ‘burn off!’ the calories.

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>>13841136
YES

>> No.13841349

Tried that shit when I was in London 5 yrs ago. Gave like 3 places a try. Fucking awful taste on all of em. I can't understand how you can eat this shit. Most likely cause you haven't ever tried anything good.

>> No.13841361

>>13841349
You should’ve have gone to whatever shitty ‘gastropub’ or whatever it was that you were recommended, stupid. Next time, remember you want a ‘builders caff’. The black cab drivers know where the best ones are (hint: they’re on the city borders in London going east). Anyway, just ask them and they’ll sort out your lame tourist arse.

>> No.13841528

>>13841136
Not at the moment, m8. Can't get a can of beans to save our lives right now.

Also, that's an Ulster fry, not a full English: the presence of the potato farls and white pudding is a giveaway.

>> No.13841556

>>13841528
Where are you seeing white pudding? Also, where are the farls? Is that what that chicken skewer looking thing at the back is?

Never had an Ulster fry. Going in July so I’ll look into it.

>> No.13841917

>>13841136
That looks pretty good for a hangover saturday or sunday morn.

>> No.13841922

>>13841136
eat that before a football match to straigten yourself out so can pass the ticket takers

>> No.13841937

Just look semi lucid and have a valid ticket in your hand and your golden.

>> No.13841952

>>13841136
imagine the smell of your vinegary shits after eating that

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>>13841952

>> No.13842077

>>13841556
On top of each piece of black pudding is a slice of smaller white pudding. The potato farls are in the top right, behind the bacon.

>> No.13842141

>>13841228
>Either stuffed mushroom or some kind of weird black pudding with... dunno on it
Found the southern fairy, that's black and white pudding.

>> No.13842182

>>13842077
> white pudding
Fucking why. Why would based Ulstermen eat that fucking taig shit? Explain yourselves.