/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13837654]

This week has been tough but not so tough we couldn't get through it together.
To celebrate, today I've prepared a homecooked meal, just for you!
It's delicious and elegant, as b-befits an asian dish, so you'll be sure to impress your mom <4

We're all in t-this together, Anonymous.
So let's have a h-home cooked meal together <4

https://voca.ro/3PiJPez4OJp

[Anonymous No.13837659]

McFucking kill yourself

[Anonymous No.13837662]

>>13837659
No t-thank you <4


For t-today's dish we have Asian Chicken Bites!

This simple dish t-takes only minutes to prepare and is ready for eating in about 30 minutes flat!
It works b-best with rice and veggies~

[Anonymous No.13837664]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Anonymous No.13837668]

Isolation is rough, thanks Alice

[Anonymous No.13837670]

i cant believe i get to learn how to cook asian food from a real asian!

[Anonymous No.13837672]

>>13837668
It's m-my pleasure <4

>>13837670
Hehe <4


For the ingredients:
-8 oz Chicken breast, cubed
-1/4c Flour (all purpose)
-1 egg, whisked
-3/4c panko breadcrumbs
-2 garlic cloves, minced
-1/2 tbsp olive oil
-1 1/2 tbsp honey
-4 tbsp soy sauce
-1/4 tsp red pepper flakes
-1 1/2 tsp sesame seed oil
-1 tbsp cornstarch
-1 tbsp water

Seems complicated but it's pretty easy <4

[Anonymous No.13837684]

Alice! Don't forget to wash your hands!

[Anonymous No.13837685]

F-first step!
Cube the chicken so that you have nice even chunks that will all cook at the same time in the oven when we bake them.

[Anonymous No.13837691]

Wassup stanky booty

Thanks for the OC and daily content

[Anonymous No.13837697]

In this combined step we are going to dip the chimken pieces in the flour, then the egg and then finally the breadcrumbs.

You're gonna wanna have one "wet" hand and one "dry" hand so you don't get clubbed fingers.

[Anonymous No.13837705]

Bake the c-chicken for about 15 minutes and set aside while you make the sauce.

Very very easy stuff. M-nake sure the chicken is on a prepared baking sheet or it might stick!

[Anonymous No.13837708]

*pees on alice*

[Anonymous No.13837710]

>>13837705
Dude just shut the fuck up - shove those chicken bites up your tranny ass faggot

[Anonymous No.13837712]

Wouldn't all the food Alice cooks be asian food?
Also one wet hand... lewd..

[Anonymous No.13837713]

>>13837710
S-sorry, I'm a biological female <4
If you w-want me to stop talking, prove I'm male and I'll l-leave 4chan forever.

Otherwise, f-feel free to simply leave the thread <4


We s-start the sauce with a honey base <4
I recommend using a small bowl to mix the sauce in, instead of right in the pan.

[Anonymous No.13837714]

>>13837710
zdarova bratan

[Anonymous No.13837718]

>>13837713
I have proof you are a welsh corgi

[Anonymous No.13837723]

>>13837718
A female welsh corgi~


Add the soi sauce to the bowl, give it a little mix!

[Anonymous No.13837724]

>>13837713
Show more of your breasts in those retard vids. Im stroking baby CMOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN

[Anonymous No.13837725]

>>13837713
alice i think theres a hole in the bowl

[Anonymous No.13837728]

>>13837724
No t-thank you <4

>>13837725
I matted it out b-because it came out poorly.

[Anonymous No.13837730]

I'm here for Alice, but not for the cooking lesson

[Anonymous No.13837734]

I'm so fucking horny fuck your cooking what's your onlyfans you fucking slut? You like when I talk to you like that? Stutter more you pathetic bitch

[Anonymous No.13837735]

>>13837723
there is someone that wants to kill your dog?

[Anonymous No.13837742]

>>13837734
I d-don't, and will never, have s-such a thing.

>>13837735
What?


Add the r-red pepper to the bowl, you can add or take out as much of this as you want as it can make the dish less spicy or more so to your liking!

[Anonymous No.13837754]

that salt better not be kosher OP

[Anonymous No.13837757]

>>13837754
Kosher s-salt isn't useful here, b-but I always keep some on hand <4


Add the sesame seed oil to the sauce mixture and give it a little stir to combine!

You c-can also add some sesame seeds now if you l-like, or at the end. Dealers choice <4

[Anonymous No.13837761]

>>13837742
why did you cover up the contents of the bowl

[Anonymous No.13837763]

>>13837742
Yeah what is it you attention whoring skank? I need a nut, give us your onlyfans

[Anonymous No.13837767]

>>13837763
I d-don't have one, I won't make one, and I d-don't want attention. Feel free t-to prove I do, though I think you'll f-find it hard without mind reading abilities <4

>>13837761
Didn't look right.

[Anonymous No.13837773]

Alice lives on 4chan so she'll never run out of salt

[Anonymous No.13837774]

Mince the garlic you're g-going to need, 2 cloves! Put that on the side for juuuust a minute~

[Anonymous No.13837776]

>>13837767
So you admit to having one?

[Anonymous No.13837783]

>>13837773
I l-like Himalayan pink salt most <4

>>13837776
>I don't have one
>I won't make one
>"So you admit to having one"

Read, mother fucker! READ!


Mix the cornstarch and water, you're going to use this to thicken the sauce if you need it!

[Anonymous No.13837793]

>>13837662
k-kill yourself

[Anonymous No.13837795]

>>13837793
You f-first <4

[Anonymous No.13837796]

>>13837783
Come on baby, you don't have to be coy. Hand the onlyfans account over, I know you're here for is simps

[Anonymous No.13837798]

>>13837767
>I d-don't want attention
If that were true you wouldn't bother responding to every negative comment, thereby encouraging more negative comments, because negative attention is better than no attention for you.

[Anonymous No.13837816]

>>13837793
No t-thank you <4

>>13837796
I don't have one, and I've b-been posting trying to help people since 2011. You need to lurk moar <4

>>13837798
I b-believe everyone deserves a response in a wholesome thread, even t-those who I find distasteful.

Try again <4 Your lack of imagination isn't proof


Brown the garlic! Make sure that you put a little oil in the pan and to mix often so tha you don't burn it!

And this is what it will look like when you have bronwned it properly~

[Anonymous No.13837822]

>>13837757
SAY NO TO KOSHER SALT
HIMALAYAN OR MEDITERRANEAN ONLY

[Anonymous No.13837823]

>>13837822
T-there is nothing wrong with kosher salt.


Add the sauce you've mixed up into the pan and simmer until it's thickened~

[Anonymous No.13837825]

>>13837774
my asshole tighten in fear at the sight of your knife skills

[Anonymous No.13837835]

>>13837823

[Anonymous No.13837843]

do you guys think Alice has mental issue ?

[Anonymous No.13837853]

>>13837843
No.

[Anonymous No.13837856]

>>13837825
G-glad to hear it <4


If it your sauce isn't thickening up to your liking, put the cornstarch mixture into the pan and give it a good stir!

[Anonymous No.13837859]

Based and 60fpspilled

[Anonymous No.13837866]

>>13837843
Absolutely.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder

[Anonymous No.13837875]

>>13837866
L-luckily, I fit zero of those criteria <4 Try again~ Maybe this t-time with a medical degree. Self diagnosis while projecting is a b-bad combination.


Roll the chimken in the sauce to coat it and if you need more sauce feel free to mix up some more and cook it in the way previously described <4

[Anonymous No.13837884]

>>13837843
No, she's just weird. If she really was annoyed with all the shitposting, then she wouldn't reply to almost every single one. One would almost think that she likes it or something. In a way, she's enabling the shitposting by responding. Either way though, I do appreciate the cooking oc.

[Anonymous No.13837885]

We love you, Alice! Keep up the great work!

[Anonymous No.13837888]

>>13837875
where's the rest of the sauce, dude

[Anonymous No.13837892]

>>13837884
I've b-been doing this for ten years at t-this point.
It's not enabling it; that's a bunk hypothesis.
The truth is, even if I replied t-to no one, I'd get just as much haters.

I've tried it <4

>>13837885
Love you t-too dear <4

>>13837888
I simmered it a bit t-too much, so I had to make more <4


Dinner is served, and I hope you enjoy it! I made this with all the love in my heart, just for you Anonymous!

H-how do you like it?

[Anonymous No.13837895]

>>13837843
Yeah, probably multiple.

[Anonymous No.13837897]

I leave this board for a few months and now we have w*men posting. Great.

[Anonymous No.13837900]

>>13837892

[Anonymous No.13837901]

>>13837654
I liked it better when you wore cute cosplay outfits, alice.

Actual normal women's clothes leave much to be desired, as in, I wouldn't watch some random woman cook, why would I do it on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.13837903]

>>13837897
Don't worry, it's a not a real one.

[Anonymous No.13837905]

>>13837875
I have a PhD in psychology, "Alice". I know exactly what you are.

[Anonymous No.13837906]

There's no ham in this recipe

[Anonymous No.13837914]

>>13837901
I'll d-do more of those.

>>13837905
You v-very clearly don't <4

Alright Anonymous, that w-was my thread <4
Stay safe out there, and if you n-need any help with food or m-money for bills, please email me at [e-mail] and I'll d-do my best to help you out

We're all in this together, after all <4
H-have a great night and a great weekend!

[Anonymous No.13837917]

>>13837892
Looks great. Might try this out if I can actually find the ingredients.

>I've tried it <4
Well alright then. I've always found that not "feeding the troll" worked more often than not, but if you've tried it out and didn't work then oh well. Then again wasn't that mostly on /b/? I'd like to think /ck/ isn't as dumb as /b/. But whatever. I'm gonna leave the thread before it turns into an even bigger dumpster fire. Thanks for the OC.

[Anonymous No.13837919]

I wish I was Alice's toilet I bet she does nice poos

[Anonymous No.13837924]

>>13837914
why are your tummy area so wide? doesn't seem natural for a girl

[Anonymous No.13837929]

>>13837924
Those are called "hips" and women have them wider than men.

[Anonymous No.13837930]

*enters the chat*
*stares creepily at Alice*

[Anonymous No.13837934]

even if you don't follow alice's recipes, she is helping us all
you can keep attacking her, but one day you will realize your behavior is wrong and change your mentality for the better

[Anonymous No.13837937]

>>13837917
/ck/ is m-much worse than /b/ usually <4

>>13837924
It's n-not, I don't know what you even mean.

>>13837934
After 10 years, I h-have no hope for that.


Thanks for everything Anons <4
I'll b-be streaming for now, s-so no more replies till after, sorry! Tell m-me if you need anything!

[Anonymous No.13837943]

>>13837929
I'm not talking about her hips lol I'm talking about her chest and tummy baka

[Anonymous No.13837956]

>>13837654
Do you draw the pictures?
Pretty good drawing skills if so

[Anonymous No.13837960]

>>13837914
You need serious intervention and support.

[Anonymous No.13837968]

Imagine dating alice 3d and she keeps holding the pics while walking, that would be cute.

[Anonymous No.13837970]

>>13837654
So do you draw those yourself?
If so pretty good

[Anonymous No.13837971]

>>13837662
Is this a dude?

[Anonymous No.13837972]

>>13837934
Honestly this. Eat the rich, fellow comrade

[Anonymous No.13837973]

>>13837960
I'm an actual psychologist and you are straight up either unethical or a liar. Fuck off back to whatever hell hole avatarfags come from.

[Anonymous No.13837978]

>>13837971
Is it not obvious?

[Anonymous No.13837983]

>>13837971
>>13837978
its a woman, watch her YT videos and its fairly obvious

[Anonymous No.13837984]

PICS OF ANIME TIDDIES PLS!

[Anonymous No.13837987]

Look at the size of it's hands

[Anonymous No.13837988]

>>13837973
I was born and raised here in >>>/ck/. IIRC you are from those avatarfag communities in /b/. Playing the ethical card will not help you on the internet, sorry love.

[Anonymous No.13837989]

>>13837988
I'm not Alice, and you are absolutely not a psychologist lmao

[Anonymous No.13837990]

only a newfaggot would hate OC. go back to posting wojacks you fucking newfaggots

Alice please keep doing what you do, I've been coming here since 2013 and have appreciated your threads.

[Anonymous No.13837991]

>>13837987
Damn those are some man hands

[Anonymous No.13837994]

>>13837987
I'm an NFL Center and I don't even have hands that massive!

[Anonymous No.13837999]

>>13837991
>>13837994
alices hands aren't big, here is hers on top of an actual man

[Anonymous No.13838002]

>>13837990
Keep it up, I'm sure one day he'll want to be with you

[Anonymous No.13838004]

>>13837999
Dude shut the fuck up, we know Alice is a damn man

[Anonymous No.13838007]

>>13838004
too bad she aint

[Anonymous No.13838018]

>>13837971
Yes.

[Anonymous No.13838021]

>>13837999
>>13838007
I'm angry that Alice has been in such close proximity to (and even touched) another man.

[Anonymous No.13838026]

>>13837999
That's just his other hand.

[Anonymous No.13838028]

she posts like she fucks white guys

[Anonymous No.13838033]

>>13838026
you can very clearly see it isn't here
>>13838007

[Anonymous No.13838053]

>>13838002
newfaggot detected

[Anonymous No.13838059]

>>13838007
those are both male hands

[Anonymous No.13838062]

>>13837988
>avatarfag calling others an avatarfag
lmfao

[Anonymous No.13838067]

>>13838059
>forearm veins

[Anonymous No.13838069]

>>13838007
Who THE FUCK IS "R"

[Anonymous No.13838075]

>>13837654
Someone kick this fool
Off

[Anonymous No.13838078]

>>13838069
His other hand

[Anonymous No.13838079]

>>13838059
literally are not
>>13838007
>>13837999
see?

[Anonymous No.13838083]

>>13838078
that doesn't make sense you retard, THEY ARE BOTH LEFT HANDS

[Anonymous No.13838087]

>>13837971
Look at heirs hands

[Anonymous No.13838090]

>>13838087
very clearly a woman, looking at
>>13838007

[Anonymous No.13838092]

>>13838083
Holy shit the damage control going on is unreal

[Anonymous No.13838095]

>>13838079
yes i can very clearly see that those are both male hands

[Anonymous No.13838096]

>>13837843
Yes

[Anonymous No.13838099]

>>13838075
why? what's your major malfunction?

[Anonymous No.13838103]

>>13838092
>damage control
>thinking people have both a left and right hand

[Anonymous No.13838114]

>>13838007
If you even have to do that yes. And they shot the photo that way too.

[Anonymous No.13838116]

Even if she is a woman she should feel bad for looking so much like a guy, any dude that wanted to fuck her must be closet homo

[Anonymous No.13838119]

>>13838075
Please!!!!

[Anonymous No.13838120]

>>13838116
if you think alice isnt hot, you are a homo

[Anonymous No.13838139]

theres no way this bitch isnt butt ugly lets be real

[Anonymous No.13838141]

>>13838120
I'm not into man hands, sorry

[Anonymous No.13838142]

>>13838139
looks hot to me

[Anonymous No.13838149]

>>13838141
ok homo

[Anonymous No.13838152]

>>13838142
you havent seen her face

[Anonymous No.13838155]

>>13838152
So? And?

[Anonymous No.13838159]

>>13838155
its probably pretty ugly

[Anonymous No.13838163]

>>13838159
Prove it? We've both seen the same amount of it: none

[Anonymous No.13838167]

>>13838163
my evidence is that she posts on 4chan so i think i have a fairly compelling case

[Anonymous No.13838168]

>>13838159
I've seen "her" and she has a lot of stubble going on for a girl

[Anonymous No.13838170]

Alice is 30?

[Anonymous No.13838175]

>>13838168
citation needed

[Anonymous No.13838179]

>>13837905
>>13837960
>>13837988
You have a PhD in retardation.

[Anonymous No.13838180]

>>13838167
thats not compelling at all

[Anonymous No.13838189]

https://mobile.twitter.com/celtyplays
Damn his Twitter really be out there

[Anonymous No.13838191]

>>13838189
why would she try to hide it?

[Anonymous No.13838195]

>>13838189
Hi Dundle.

[Anonymous No.13838206]

>>13838195
Give me the rundown on Dundle

[Anonymous No.13838240]

This bitch hiding her face is really annoying

[Anonymous No.13838247]

>>13838240
It's like I say on chaturbate: no face, no money!

[Anonymous No.13838249]

>>13838240
She doesn't want to die.

[Anonymous No.13838265]

>>13837973
I'm a sergeant at arms for the APA, and you are in violation of rule #2493.9: never criticize a fellow mental health professional in front of the normies. Report your member number and head to the nearest APA center for reeducation

[Anonymous No.13838267]

Alice is a man, what a fucking homo. He's Patricia from the "Glass" movie with Bruce Willis

[Anonymous No.13838273]

[Anonymous No.13838274]

>>13838249
She doesn't have to be in frame at all.

[Anonymous No.13838279]

I like Alice i think she's nice :)

[Anonymous No.13838283]

>>13838007
Is that CC the twitch Chad ?

[Anonymous No.13838285]

>>13838283
No, it's R

[Anonymous No.13838314]

>>13837843
Yes, im pretty sure at least messiah complex

Just check b and bant, its just her and an anime posting fag keeping the thread alive.

That being sad, I'm still jealous of Alice bf, Alice has very nice nice figure if you ignore the feet and hand

[Anonymous No.13838318]

>>13838314
I d-don't have a boyfriend, and "Messiah complex" isn't an actual diagnosable d-disorder in the DSM <4

I also have been out of those threads for literally an hour while streaming <4 Just got back.

[Anonymous No.13838327]

>>13838318
whats your twitch again

[Anonymous No.13838328]

>>13838318
I'm glad you stick to the worst boards and don't shit up the decent ones

[Anonymous No.13838334]

>>13838327
https://www.twitch.tv/celtyplays

>>13838328
I p-post on 8 different boards dear <4
And I've got plans to post on nearly all of them this year <4 About 20, I think.

[Anonymous No.13838338]

>>13837654
>those man hands
>those man shoulders
gay

[Anonymous No.13838340]

>>13838338
S-sorry, I'm a biological female <4
If you w-want me to stop talking, prove I'm male and I'll l-leave 4chan forever.

Otherwise, f-feel free to simply leave the thread <4

[Anonymous No.13838343]

>>13838179
HI ALICE

[Anonymous No.13838345]

>>13838334
Dont post the whole twitch link you idiot ! Now they will ban you !

Just post the name next time