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Hey Anonymous, t-time for another recipe <4
Hope everyone is staying healthy and happpy during these times, and if not, I h-have a remedy that should bring a smile to your face.

So l-let's cook a meal in quarantine together <4

>> No.13828455
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Today's dish: Garlic Butter Pork Tenderloin. This should be really easy for you to do and it only takes about half an hour.

I have faith in you, Anonymous.

>> No.13828466
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What you'll need:
2 tbsp Extra Virgin Olive Oil
1 tbsp Sea Salt and Pepper
2 lb Pork Tenderloin
4 oz Butter
2 tbsp Diced Garlic
Foil
2 tbsp Italian Seasoning (Basil, Thyme, Sage, Oregano, Parsley)

You should have all this in your pantry already!

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Time for us to chop the garlic! You don't need to mince it, but it's up to you how chunky you want to dice it.
That's what cooking is all about! Making recipes your own <4

>> No.13828475 [DELETED] 

>>13828449
someone dox this stupid bitch already, i remember you from years ago idk why anyone hasn’t already

>> No.13828481

>>13828475
That's n-not very nice, Anonymous <4
But you are welcome to try~

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Now it's time for the Italian seasoning I mentioned in the ingredients.
You're gonna wanna add about 2 tbsp of seasoning to a small bowl where you will combine it with the garlic.

Easy peasy stuff.

>> No.13828487

>>13828449
nice greenscreen

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>>13828487
Thank you, h-had to do it in a rush, how is it? <4


Season the pork liberally with salt and pepper, but leave the other seasoning mix on the side for now.
Make sure you get both sides to make the pork evenly flavored!

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Bump

If you are a tranny however, you get the cross

>after we eat, of course

>> No.13828495

>>13828449
Timestamp and tits or I'll just keep hiding these threads.

>> No.13828498

>>13828493
I'm a b-biological female, and an atheist <4

>>13828495
Feel f-free to hide them if it isn't t-to your taste, Anonymous. I'm h-here to help, not gain anything from you <4

>> No.13828509

>>13828449
I like you Alice.

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>>13828509
Right back at you, Anonymous <4


Sear the pork on all sides to a nice golden brown color. This will ensure that all the yummy juices will stay in the pork when you pop it in the oven later.

It's not like this is hard, but it's a hard step to show you. You should sear it on all sides for about 60 seconds per.

>> No.13828515

Thank you for producing OC.

>> No.13828526

>>13828515
I'm t-tryin' my best~

>> No.13828531

>>13828492
>liberally
you put a very sparse amount, old hag.

>> No.13828535

>>13828513
Let me know if you're going to be streaming that cute game again on twitch!

>> No.13828537

>>13828535
I w-will be <4 9PM <4

>> No.13828541

i come to /ck/ for refuge from /bant/ and you are literally the second last person i wanted to see here
fuck off tranny

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Remember that Italian seasoning mix and the garlic I was talking about?
Now it's time to pour it all over the pork! Make sure you're doing this on foil so you can wrap up the pork later!

Very important.

>> No.13828552

>>13828449
i want to destroy your pusy

>> No.13828554

>>13828552
H-how sad for you <4

>> No.13828563

i love how angry this board gets over a roastie attention whoring while posting OC
but the board falls head over heels for some literal fag spamming pictures of his cat and groceries pretending to post OC
and the board falls head over heels for a fat loser who uses a tripcode and creates merchandise with his tripcode because he produces frozen food OC that's """""""ironically""""" bad

>> No.13828568

>>13828563
>but the board falls head over heels for some literal fag spamming pictures of his cat and groceries pretending to post OC

Those threads are great, don't talk shit.

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>>13828563
S-sorry, not doing this for attention <4
Thanks f-for not calling me a tranny though, that's rare <4


Cut the butter into a few pats.
Then place each pat on the pork like how you wish it were my hand on your head.
Gentle and lovingly.

Use as much butter as you think is appropriate.
I used "salted" butter so if you do that you should go a little lighter on the salt and peppering step.

>> No.13828574

>>13828563
I hate it all and any de-anonymized content should be purged

>> No.13828578

>>13828574
I'm as anon as anyone else d-dear <4
There's no way you could track me down using what I've exposed

>> No.13828579

>>13828569
that's a lot of butter

>> No.13828582

>>13828569
by all means please stay and post more
you're infinitely better than all the standard delusional 30 year old men trying to become e-famous on a cooking board that flock here
>>13828574
what's she going to do? start making t-shirts with the word alice on them? nope, that's dinotendies
samefag "ironic" deep fried memes with the word alice? nope that's le dickered catfag

>> No.13828588

>>13828579
She has a butter addiction.

We're all worried about her.

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>>13828582
T-that doesn't sound like a bad idea...d-do you think a lot of people would get mad? That'd b-be pretty funny.


Wrap the loin in foil and pop it in the oven for about 25 minutes.
The pork should be between 145-150 when it's done and safe to eat.
Try not to poke it too many times with the thermometer so you don't let all the yummy juice out!

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Dinner is served and I hope it looks good to eat! It was buttery and flavorful from the bite I snuck while setting this plate up~

>> No.13828636

>>13828626
Looks good, something green and some sauce would really set this off though

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>>13828636
Glad you l-liked it, unfortunately I only had carrots today <4


Well, that was my thread and I want to thank you for coming <4 I
hope that you had a wonderful meal and have an exceptional night.
With all the love in my infinite heart, this is Alice3D, signing off!

>> No.13828647

You're so desperately trying to be an eceleb and it's sad

>> No.13828648

>>13828541
now I'd like to know about the first

>> No.13828649

do a beef tenderloin next, requires more of a sear though.

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>>13828647
I've b-been doing this since 2011 dear <4
Here's a p-post I made back then.
All I'm trying to do is help people out w-with learning to cook.

If you find t-that sad, well, that's alright with me <4

>>13828649
I'll s-see if I have one!

>> No.13828667
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at a psychological level, these threads fascinate me. how does someone get the motivation, for years apparently, to post in character oc when 90% of the interaction from the community involved is abusive?
the lack of any donation button on twitch or a patreon or some similar platform rules this out as a money making operation. id imagine making the content isnt inherently enjoyable enough to continue doing it for years, of the three threads ive seen two have had the same cut of meat, so its neither novel nor enjoyable having banter with people calling you a tranny/whore/etc.
ill give two thoughts on where such motivation could then come from. firstly, although much to op's refusal, is an attention whoring aspect. we are all lonely sad sack humans, having people recognise and give you attention could be a nice feeling, even if that attention is largely abusive. second would be for charitable reasons, i am way too cynical and lazy to help retarded manchildren online with basic cooking skills, especially over the course of years, but its not impossible that op is one such person. however(and this is also especially applicable to that dickered cat guy) if that was the case though, then there is no reason for character/personality building such as the introduction webm and <4 signature posting. any movement away from the site's anonymity(especially with a continuing identity over a long period of time) points more so to the former motivation rather then the latter, but it could be a combination of both. in any case, even if avatarfagging is cringey, this thread and the dickered guy's content is still 90% more relevant to food and cooking then most of the autism fastfood posting / youtube eceleb posting etc that goes on here, and that especially should be encouraged

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>>13828659
>I'll s-see if I have one!
I did one for christmas, i was planning on doing another for easter, but with corona-chan out and about, I probably shouldn't go to my grandparents house for a meal.

>> No.13828678

>>13828667
it's really not that deep
she posts on other boards, but it's pretty funny to see fat drunk incels get mad when a girl comes along and posts OC completely relevant to the board
she never goes offtopic, doesn't try to bring attention to some pro wrestling tier persona, and doesn't profit off her OC
yet these people still get mad

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Jesus I haven't seen you on here in years. Measure my dick with your tonsils.

>> No.13828686

>>13828667
>>13828678
what i mean is that it's enjoyable (for some of us as well as OP) to see a bunch of cry baby manchildren throw a fit over someone following the board expectations to a t
and that's why she does it

>> No.13828688

>>13828667
I d-didn't have a twitch before 2017. Anonymous basically bullied me into making it <4

I don't find making this content enjoyable; why would I? As you say, it's not as if I get a good response. T-that said, I'm not avatarfagging: This is literally ME making a meal.

A show is not an avatar.

The reason I do this is to help Anonymous, not for the joy of creation nor for attention, but in the hopes of helping my fellow man in any way I can during this trying time.

>>13828679
Very no.

>> No.13828704

>>13828667
Why do people tripfag? There's your answer.

>> No.13828707

>>13828704
she isnt tripfagging tho

>> No.13828709

>>13828659
I know, I was in the yellow flag.

I know more about you than you do of me. Pathetic showing off your legs while you play video games, big yikes.

>> No.13828710

>>13828688
can i interview you slide into my dms

>> No.13828724
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>>13828640
Aaaaalice. I'm coming to fuck you in the buuuuuuuutt.

>> No.13828741

Ban this attention-seeking tranny already.

>> No.13828762

>>13828707
being recognisable through individual touches to posts such as "<4" and the opening webms are tripfagging in all but name

>> No.13828763

>>13828741
what good would a ban do? It's on-topic, if a little attention whore-ish. Doesn't break any rules, and we all know evading a ban is pretty much child's play.

>> No.13828766

>>13828688
Fair enough, for what it's worth, I enjoy your content.

>> No.13828776

>>13828688
Thank you Alice. Very Cool.

>> No.13828786

God I want to give you MY loin. You're so cute please do gravure and set up an onlyfans

>> No.13828791

>>13828766
Ok simp

>> No.13828796

>>13828763
Not only that, but this person is cooking and creating original content
I'd rather have this person have 10 threads daily instead of another fast food thread

>> No.13828806

>>13828563
>>13828582
>>13828636
>>13828678
>>13828686
>>13828707
>>13828796
see >>13828791

>> No.13828809

>>13828667
This bitch e begs on twitch and her youtube, she's essentially building up followers she can leech off of later. Idiot.

Oh my gid uwu owo alice so cute and sexy plase gib bob uwy owo she pure she my gf and only love me uwu owo

Fuck off she's not going to fuck you, she just wants your money now get the fuck off my board and go back to /b/.

>> No.13828848

>>13828809
>This bitch e begs on twitch and her youtube

No? Why are you lying? Alice has a full time job and makes six figures a year. She doesn't need to beg anyone for money. She streams and has a Youtube channel for fun.

>> No.13828860

>>13828809
She's been on /b/ since before twitch was a thing, newfag.

>> No.13828869

>>13828688
>fellow man

>> No.13828880

>>13828869
Yes, Alice is human.

Are you too autistic to understand figurative speech? Alice is using a well known idiom, not calling herself a man. You should understand this.

>> No.13828888

>>13828880
R u alice??

>> No.13828892

>>13828888
No. Alice is streaming on twitch.

I'm Anonymous. Nice to meet you.

>> No.13828896

>>13828892
why can't you stream with a 4chan thread open on a 2nd or 3rd monitor?

>> No.13828900

>>13828896
I never said that she couldn't. She just isn't. I'm not Alice.

>> No.13828902

>>13828900
How do you know?

>> No.13828907

>>13828902
Because she's not replying right now.

She is playing Animal Crossing though.

>> No.13828925

>>13828473
I was hoping you'd smash the garlic. I wanted to see that.

>> No.13828956

>>13828766
I'm g-glad <4

>>13828776
I tru my best~

>>13828786
Definitely n-not, don't like attention, not a whore <4

>>13828796
Oh? T-that could be fun <4

>>13828710
I'm no one special, n-not worth interviewing <4

>>13828809
I d-definitely don't do that, given my Twitch is from 2017 and I've b-been posting since 2011 <4

Also yeah, full time job, try again.

>>13828896
Why w-would I want to be banned.

>>13828925
Maybe next time <4

>> No.13828964

>>13828449
Can u post ur butt pls
Maybe just a thigh shot? Anything?
I'm so lonely ;_;

>> No.13828968

Hey OP can you use a trip or name your threads with a tag so I can filter out your attention whoring? Please and thank you

>> No.13828984

>>13828964
No t-thank you <4

>>13828968
Sure, t-the moment you prove I'm doing this for attention <4 I'll even d-do you one better: I won't post ever again if you can prove it.

>> No.13828987

>>13828968
Suck my d-dick.
At least I'm not a l-literal whore like your m-mother <4

>> No.13828992

>>13828956
same but you are a weirdo on the internet and that's good enough for me

>> No.13829002

>>13828984
If you weren't doing this for a-attention you would not be posting pictures of y-yourself prior to s-starting the c-cooking. Instead you g-go out of your w-way to show this board you're a woman, which, if you're familiar with s-site culture, are aware will net you a ton more attention than your cooking.

Half your replies are proof of you successfully capitalizing on your gender, ie people asking for nudes/insulting you/etc.

Feel free to keep posting, just let me filter you out p-please

>> No.13829006

>>13829002
I'm s-sorry, but none of this constitutes a logical argument <4 You are asserting something w-without evidence.

First, you've provided exactly no evidence that posting pictures of me cooking implies attention whoring; this is very clearly a parody of other cooking shows.

Second, it assumes you know site culture better than me; I'm from /b/, and this could easily simply be a raid <4

Third, it's obvious to correct someone if they are wrong; that's attention to detail, not attention seeking.

Please provide evidence for your claims and I will leave <4

>> No.13829025

>>13829006
If you weren't looking for attention you wouldn't start your threads with an obvious "I'M A GIRL LOOK AT ME" posts, you and I both know that's proof enough. There's other people here who post cook alongs that are women that do it to actually post cooking and not as a thinly veiled attention whoring attempt

How about /CwA/- cooking with Alice? You still get your attention and orbiters :)

>> No.13829031

Thanks for stopping by i bought one of those for quarantine prob gonna make it this weekend

>> No.13829038

>>13829025
I d-don't start with those <4 The fact I am a w-woman is incidental; I'm s-simply holding the opening sign.

It's your who has the problem with my existence, not me who is promoting mine. Try again <4

I'll up the ante. If you don't prove I'm attention whoring, I not only won't use a tripcode or name, I'll deliberately make my posts harder for you to filter <4

>> No.13829056

>>13829038
I already proved you're attention whoring though. Which is fine, we all have some psychological issues. Some people do drugs, some binge food/tv/video games, others fuck anything that moves, others attention whore on twitter/IG/FB/4chan.

Anyway I usually just right-click>hide thread on your content. I was just checking in to see if you'd be nice enough to save me two clicks of a mouse

>> No.13829057

>>13829038
Go back to /b/ and I know you've been posting on /b/ for a while now dumbass you and your orbiters. I know, I have you added on discord. I'm in many of the same servers as you, fuck off my board cunt.

>> No.13829062

>>13829056
You h-haven't actually <4 You've ASSERTED that specific pieces of behavior somehow imply it. But you've not proven it.

Your lack of imagination is not proof <4

>>13829057
I d-don't have orbiters, but I'm definitely posting here from now on~

>> No.13829078

>>13829057
>fuck off my board cunt.

/ck/ doesn't belong to you. If it did, you wouldn't need to ask her to leave.

>> No.13829084

>>13829062
>I d-don't have orbiters

Except me. I'm right here. In your orbit.

>> No.13829086

>>13829084
I d-doubt it. I guarantee I'll c-clear my neighborhood in a few days <4

>> No.13829090

nice-u arisu
make a cheese burger one day

>> No.13829093

>>13828449
Show tits and dick

>> No.13829094

>>13829086
Don't even know what that means.

>> No.13829103

>>13829093
No t-thank you <4

>>13829094
It w-was a planetary joke <4

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clearing_the_neighbourhood

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>>13829103
Then GTFO

>> No.13829119

>>13829116
No thank you <4

>> No.13829123

>>13829103
Why do you keep saying "less than 4"?

>> No.13829124

>>13829123
<3 +1 b-because I love Anonymous +1

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>>13829062
if anything, Im thankful that there are still at least a couple people on this godforsaken site that can still create genuine content and not just regurgitate stale memes/shitpost ad infinium.
Keep doing what you're doing, OP

>> No.13829142

>>13829138
I'll w-work my hardest <4

>> No.13829145

>>13829142
This anime persona is quite annoying however

>> No.13829147

>>13829145
I'm n-not from an anime actually <4 I'm from a video game

>> No.13829153

>>13829145
Oh, Alice can be way more annoying than just posting pictures of a cute fictional girl.

>> No.13829156

>>13829147
That stuttering trope feels forced as fuck regardless

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>>13829156
It c-comes very naturally after 10 years <4

>> No.13829159

>>13828449
Ironically, it's your attention-seeking behavior that guarantees you will never be loved.

>> No.13829160

>>13829159
Ironically, I'm n-not doing this for attention and I h-have no desire for it <4

>> No.13829161

>>13829159
Wrong on both counts.

Alice doesn't seek attention and I love her with all my heart.

>> No.13829162

>>13829157
Dude that's some autism you got there

>> No.13829166

>>13829162
I'll t-take that as a compliment <4 I've never thought helping others and l-lifting their spirits was autistic, but I guess language evolves around us all!

>> No.13829167

>>13829157
is she held captive or something? why is she still here after 10 years lmao don't you have a job or school to attend

>> No.13829171

>>13829167
I w-work full time and at t-the time, I was in college <4

>> No.13829176

>>13829166
>but I guess language evolves around us all!
If you've been here for 10 years then I guess you must be around 30. A person behaving like this at that age isn't exactly uplifting, it's quite saddening actually.

>> No.13829178

>>13829176
N-not quite <4 I'm 26, I've b-been on 4chan my whole life.

And behaving like what? Trying to h-help others in this dark time? I'm n-not ashamed of working to teach people how t-to cook and help t-them when things are rough.

>> No.13829179

>>13829176
>A person behaving like this at that age isn't exactly uplifting, it's quite saddening actually.

Alice isn't around 30 but I am. And it's exactly as sad as you think it is.

>> No.13829183

>>13829178
i hope that at least you're taking life seriously on your part by eating well and living welll, and this a cringy persona helps you feel better or whatever

>> No.13829186

>>13829183
I'm s-sorry you think this is a "persona", b-but believe me, nothing about t-this makes me feel better in any way <4

I'm here to help, not here to gain.

>> No.13829190

>>13829178
>Trying to h-help others in this dark time
I'll play along and pretend you actually believe that even though we both know you're larping: no, nobody does anything to help others, not in this god forsaken cesspit of a site, you do it to feel good about yourself or to pass the time until you fall asleep, like I'm doing because insomnia is a bitch and better argue over nothing on the internet than staring at the literal darkness.

>> No.13829193

>>13829186
normally helping makes the helper and the helped feel better....idk what you mean

>> No.13829198

>>13829190
Internet threads are not live action.

By definition, anything she does here cannot be LARP.

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>>13829190
I do <4 And I h-have been since 2011.
You c-can say "no one does this", but I do it and l-live it every day. And I don't feel good about it either, nor use it to pass the time; I actually have a lot going on <4

Here, look at t-this thing I made with an AI!
It's a super cool trace and r-recolor of Guilliman from 40k! I've b-been doing a lot of cool AI work actually, it's really neat <4

>>13829193
It d-does nothing for me, sadly.

>> No.13829206

>>13829198
Exactly right, b-but I wasn't going to mention it....t-the lack of imagination and sheer cynicism are m-much more important targets, frankly.

>> No.13829211

>>13829206
Oh, I know. I'm here to be pedantic and get into these petty squabbles.

You focus on the big picture and I'll bog them down over inane bullshit.

>> No.13829217

>>13829199
you know that 4chan is a literal dumpster fire and everyone is a lost cause? you should try doing volunteer work for people you can see actually improving...or doing cult leader stuff like the guys in /b/ said

>> No.13829220

>>13829217
>you know that 4chan is a literal dumpster fire and everyone is a lost cause?

She isn't. And I'm not. A lot of us only need a little help, Anon.

>> No.13829222

>>13829198
Fine. Role playing suits you better?

>>13829199
Looking at the speed at which you answer, then you either don't right now, or your code is compiling or something. This hellhole is a time waster: discussions start nowhere and go nowhere, nobody learns anything, everyone jacks each other off, mostly it's just memeing for the sake of it. If your point is to help others, whatever that even might mean, then you're wasting effort and energies here.

>> No.13829225

>>13829222
>Fine. Role playing suits you better?

It's at least a plausible accusation to make in that it's not literally impossible.

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>>13829217
I d-do not think as you do.
4chan has always been a literal dumpster fire! Since 2006, when we started up an hero, through chanology, the rocky stormfront era, and even today, it's ALWAYS been like this.
And it is my home, and I believe there is value here, in spite of that.

It is BECAUSE it is a dumpster fire that I work to make it better. BECAUSE you view it as a lost cause, because you believe these people are unworthy of redemption, THAT is why I am here.

I d-do volunteer work, I donate, I do all s-sorts of things to better the world, and I consider this work vital exactly because I've seen how a little empathy can get people out of the holes they find themselves in.

I've seen people improve from here. I know they can be reached. So here I am.

>> No.13829231

>>13829222
Duh? It's 11:15 at n-night.
That said, my code IS compiling; I'm always w-working on stuff <4

I've seen people learn, I've HELPED people get out of the holes they are in. This is not a time waster to me; it's my goal to extend a hand to all who need it on this site, and I'm w-working hard on it <4

If you consider it wasting effort, fine! But I do not, and it is my energy to waste. Allow me to do so in peace r-rather than accuse me of being something I am not!

>> No.13829237

>>13829226
I grew up here and turned out fine. It’s a decent place to invest time and effort. People who need to see your message will remember it even if they read it here.

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>>13829237
I know t-they do.

>> No.13829244

>>13829231
Ika says hi but not really

>> No.13829250

>>13828640
Thanks, I'll try making this over the weekend! Appreciate actual cooking content on /ck/

>> No.13829252

>>13829250
Seems n-not everyone does, but I'm committed to posting once a day <4

>> No.13829253

>>13829231
>it's my goal to extend a hand to all who need it on this site
So, basically the whole site. Good luck scooping out the ocean with a tea spoon.

>Allow me to do so in peace
You're the only one here waving your flag, in your shiny white knight armor of self importance, don't complain if you attract flak.

>> No.13829254

Always nice to see OC. I would post more OC, as I cook often, but I never really care enough to take pictures of every step. The most I'd do is post my personal recipes here as I use an app on my phone to organize it all. It even allows me to export the recipe as a viewable webpage. Very useful and pretty neat.

>> No.13829257

>>13829253
I m-made a thread, in which I b-barely posted myself, s-stayed on board topic, and t-tried to teach people something.

Where am I white knighting, and for whom?

>> No.13829262

>>13829254
That s-sounds like a cool idea <4 How w-well does it work?

>> No.13829270

>>13829257
>Where am I white knighting, and for whom?

I think their assertion is that trying to help people is white knighting. Because apparently you're a self-righteous asshole if you aren't content to let people suffer and die when you could do something about it.

>> No.13829271

>>13829253
>If you consider it wasting effort, fine! But I do not, and it is my energy to waste. Allow me to do so in peace r-rather than accuse me of being something I am not!

where in this is complaining? huh?

>> No.13829272

>>13829057
Yeah, fuck off, we need more fast food and "do Americans really?" threads

>> No.13829274

>>13829270
*blinks slowly* S-so trying, at all, to reach out and be empathetic to your fellow man, that's white knighting.

Alright. I guess I better polish my armor.

>> No.13829279

>>13829262
It works really well for me. It's called Recipe Keeper. I have it on an Android phone, but I'm pretty sure it's iOS devices too. I shared recipes to friends via it's webpage exporting and from what I hear and from what I've seen, it works great. I recommend it if you want to organize your recipes as you can assign each recipe to some categories.
>inb4 shill

>> No.13829282

>>13829279
I'll c-check it out <4 Thank you kindly, friend <4

>> No.13829287

>>13829282
No prob. Also if you compile your recipes into a one vertical pic, then post it here so I can upload it to the /ck/ booru. I'm not even sure if people know this still exists.

>> No.13829289

>>13829270
Was writing something, but my mind is failing (4:30 AM here) and this is quite a lucid analysis. Can't even write right so I'll call it a day hoping to fall asleep immediately.

>> No.13829290

>>13829287
W-well, sadly I use WebM's.

>>13829289
Sleep tight!

>> No.13829292

>>13829289
>this is quite a lucid analysis

That's why they call me Lucy.

>> No.13829294

>>13828449
you are a duide, stop pls

>> No.13829297

>>13829294
I'm n-not, but I'll tell you what <4
Prove I am, and I'll stop posting.
Go ahead~

>> No.13829303

>>13829294
just report and hide the thread.

>> No.13829311

>>13829303
Feel f-free <4 I won't be stopping.

Why are you reporting cooking content on /ck/ however?

>> No.13829321

So wha,t exactly, is wrong with this thread? It's cooking content. A cook along, which /ck/ has had for years. I feel like I'm missing something.

>> No.13829324

>>13829321
the part that is wrong is that a woman did it

>> No.13829326

>>13828449
is this the tranny from /b/? wtf

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>>13828640
Bye bye Alice. Have a good night, fren.

>> No.13829328

>>13829326
I'm n-not a tranny, you must have me confused with someone else <4

>>13829327
Sleep well~

>> No.13829337

>>13828667
easy
>OP is a tranny
>likes the attention
simple as that

>> No.13829338

>>13829324
The part that is wrong is that an anon made himself uniquely recognizable in a way worse than tripfagging, which at least can be filtered out.

>> No.13829341

>>13829337
I'm b-biologically female and hate attention <4 S-sorry!

>>13829338
I'm a female, and I'm Anonymous just like you.
Your argument holds no water.

>> No.13829344

>>13829338
its quite easy to recognize your posts by your incessant whining, doesnt that mean you are worse than tripfags

>> No.13829348

>>13829338
Then just do what this anon >>13829303 said and move on. Even if you sage your posts in the thead, OP just responds to like every post anyway, bumping the thread again. I'm pretty sure if no one posted, then OP won't post once the cook along is done and thread will die.

>> No.13829355

>>13829348
S-still not seeing what there is to report?

>> No.13829361

>>13829348
as if it would be hard to make a bot to keep this bumped on such a slow board

>> No.13829366

>>13829355
I'm not agreeing that this is against the rules or anything. I enjoy OC cooking content on /ck/. I'm just saying that if you don't like the post and you believe it's garbage or whatever, then report on move on. Posting in any capacity will only eventually bump the thread.

>>13829361
I mean sure, but come on now anon. Can't you see that posting in a thread you don't like is pointless?

>> No.13829370

>>13829366
Again, I d-don't think you should report something n-not going against the rules? Huh?

>> No.13829371

>>13829366
you got it the wrong way
a bot could be written to keep this thread on the top, even if no one posted in it

>> No.13829373

>>13829366
why are you telling people to report threads that they don't like?

>> No.13829375

>>13829370
I agree, but it's not going to stop anyone.

>> No.13829379

>>13829375
but you are explicitly recommending it!

>> No.13829382

>>13829373
STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE

>> No.13829383

>>13829371
people like you are keeping this thread bumped without the need for a bot
she finished her content hours ago and only responds to people asking questions
what do you think of catfag, dinotendies, and the code tripfag? are they based because they aren't a woman?

>> No.13829385

>>13829383
I think Alice is based

>> No.13829386

>>13829341
>I'm Anonymous just like you
If you mean that your identity cannot be traced back, sure, you're anonymous, but by keeping that particular writing style, and the whole stuttering persona, plus the stupid <4 signature you make yourself stand out, thus invalidating the premise of equality of being Anonymous among other Anonymous. Fact is that you could do the exact same things without having to stand out, without being identifiable, as in the spirit of 4chan, but you did, and that obviously begs the question: why?

>>13829344
I won't hold this persona for long though. Beside, you're bringing a false equivalence: being recognizable inside a thread can be inevitable, but holding an established persona across the site for a decade is a whole other league.

>> No.13829387

>>13829386
C-correct, as I said, I am anonymous, just like you.
There is no persona here, this is j-just me. Your writing style is ALSO tracable; there are simple RNN's that can do style analysis and uniquely identify each of your posts.

That in no way invalidates the "premise" of Anonymous. That's just wrong on f-face value.

>> No.13829389

>>13829386
why do you care?
what do you think of the men that post identifying information and refer to themselves as some sort of persona

>> No.13829390

>>13829386
YOU are bringing a false equivalence; if merely how one TYPES is sufficient, then each and every one of us can be deanonymized.

>> No.13829392

>>13829373
Because it seemed like they were going to do it anyway. Just ignore the thread then. Don't report it since it's not against the rules.

Man all these posts are off topic now. I just want to talk about cooking. So I will in another thread. Thanks for the OC OP.

>>13829379
Alright then I won't anymore.

>> No.13829394

>>13829392
Have a g-good night <4

>> No.13829396

>>13829389
he cares because it's a woman and that means its evil. he's just another retard incel

>> No.13829399

>>13829392
Thank you <4

>> No.13829401

>>13829386
I'm confident I'll be able to recognize you in any place you post due to your petulant whining.

>> No.13829409

>>13829387
>this is j-just me
>j-just
S-sure.
>there are simple RNN's that can do style analysis and uniquely identify each of your posts
Legitimate technical question (I'm not in the field): wouldn't the average post length be too small for a good sample to be made? I can understand lengthy posts, but most of the communication is conveyed through smaller pieces of text, unless of course a certain detection ratio lower than 1 is to be expected.

>> No.13829417

>>13829409
N-not at all! You can copy a voice in just 3-5 seconds of audio, after all: https://github.com/CorentinJ/Real-Time-Voice-Cloning
If you use a pretrained model like GPT-2, it's r-relatively easy to get something reliably working with just a few samples <4

Which is, by the way, one of the reasons I keep responding to people and don't just ignore them.

You can f-feel free to believe this is a persona and not just me, b-but after 10 years, I'm fairly confident <4

>> No.13829421

>>13829417
>You can copy a voice in just 3-5 seconds of audio, after all
Cool. And absolutely terrifying.

>> No.13829423

>>13829421
I d-don't see why it would be <4
This is t-the very least of the abilities I regularly use, after all!

>> No.13829427

>>13829409
/ck/ is small enough that nearly any regular poster posting an image they took themselves is identifiable over time
other than that, you just get shitty tourists from /pol/ and /tv/
the only reason people are seething over this thread is because OP is a woman. it doesn't matter that she made highly relevant OC
every other "personality" on this board is a middle aged single loser and tries their ass off to be relatable to every person responding to their thread because they don't have friends
OP could've omitted their initial picture from the thread and it still would've been derailed because of her hands

>> No.13829436

>>13829427
D-do you think it would help?
I kind of thought it w-would be like a book end, you know? Wide angle establishing s-shot, then tighten it up.

I used to shoot all of them wide angle, but since I'm doing these every day, I figured a tighter angle w-would help teach people better.

>> No.13829443

>>13829427
Are you saying her hands look feminine?

>> No.13829445

>>13828449
Yay celty thread ! I love your kitchen, too bad I'm going to bed, hope your thread is still up when I wake up

>> No.13829459

>>13829427
We abuse him because that's why he really wants. That's why he's mostly found at /b/. He has a psychological need to be demeaned by others.

>> No.13829467

>>13829459
I'm a w-woman, and that's definitely not true, sorry <4
I'm on /b/ because that's my home since 2004


For now though, sleep time <4 N-ni ni

>> No.13829469

>>13828466
My suggestion: ditch the Italian Seasoning and just use a stick of fresh rosemary.

>> No.13829479

>>13829436
no, it wouldn't help
if you stop posting your OP webm then people will flood the thread speculating whether you're a tranny, a twink, or a woman
and i won't be able to see your clavicle

>> No.13829490

POST FEET

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>> No.13829550

>>13828449
>>13828640
Did you draw that yourself?
Honestly more impressed with the qt Alice

>> No.13829680

Where are the leg pics?

>> No.13829713

>>13828449

Exhibit A) Classic tyranny method of concealing man hands with long sleeves.

Exhibit B) Power lifter neck

Exhibit C) Overcompensating with obnoxiously cutesy typing style

>>13828626

Exhibit D) Damn, I'm envious of those thick wrists

Exhibit E) OP is a Faggot
I present my case.

>> No.13829885

>>13829427
>OP is a woman
no he isn't. he used to stream on twitch and was a blatant tranny.

>> No.13830175

>>13829885
on her YT right now and she seems like a girl to me.

>> No.13830181

>>13830175
He seems like a very cute boy to me.

>> No.13830250

>>13828603
Next time melt your butter and add it to that "mix". This way you can coat whole meat with food brush without burning yourself.
It's nice someone still cooks on this board.

>> No.13830256

>>13830175
That's what a homo who has spent his entire life desperately trying to conceive himself as hetero would think.

>> No.13830291

>>13830175
What's her youtube channel? It'd be even hotter if she actually was a twink boy.

>> No.13830293

>>13828449
have you considered trying to play linebacker?

>> No.13830301

>>13828449
Cute AND good recipe. Thank you, very cool!

>> No.13830337

>>13830291
seconded