webm thread

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Anonymous Wed Mar 25 13:33:44 2020 No.13826816 [Reply] [Original]

webm thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 13:34:30 2020 No.13826819 File: 2.91 MB, 540x360, Butter Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:00:57 2020 No.13826892 File: 2.53 MB, 960x540, ----------.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13826816 A man ahead of his time

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:14:02 2020 No.13826926 File: 2.84 MB, 720x404, 1465177897568.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:19:04 2020 No.13826948 File: 1.98 MB, 540x302, 1528059558327.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:23:58 2020 No.13826970 File: 2.72 MB, 960x540, ck vs po goal4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:28:14 2020 No.13826989 File: 2.71 MB, 400x230, Surly king of the eggfort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:28:54 2020 No.13826996 >>13826926 do americans really just scrape cheese on to everything jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:29:30 2020 No.13827000 File: 2.90 MB, 960x540, King of ck winning.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13826970

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:31:02 2020 No.13827005 >>13826996 thats raclette faggot the french and swiss do that

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:31:51 2020 No.13827012 >>13826816 What a retard

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:31:55 2020 No.13827013 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, chip butty.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:33:49 2020 No.13827020 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, Southwest Kick.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:34:03 2020 No.13827021 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:34:45 2020 No.13827025 >>13826996 I know this is stupid bait, but raclette is a Swiss concoction you mongoloid

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:35:19 2020 No.13827027 >>13827013 Crisp sandwiches are a tasty snack, but only cheese and onion flavour and only real butter on the bread

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:39:34 2020 No.13827050 File: 2.91 MB, 360x360, Vegan Lasagne.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:41:05 2020 No.13827053 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x533, 1585120808728.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can someone post that scene from chef?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:43:49 2020 No.13827062 File: 2.80 MB, 1280x536, jcfiogc.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13827053

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:46:58 2020 No.13827072 File: 2.96 MB, 568x714, salt burgag.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:47:33 2020 No.13827075 >>13827012 Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 14:51:23 2020 No.13827086 File: 2.90 MB, 960x540, ck vs r9k goal1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13827000

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:07:11 2020 No.13827135 >>13827053 American """"""""""""cheese""""""""""""

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:07:48 2020 No.13827136
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>>13827000
with the Babby cup fast approaching and /ck/ competing again (and probably with restored models for our players, including the Surly King) i am looking for input regarding our player roster.

what fresh memes do you guys think should represent our 4CC team?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:08:17 2020 No.13827138 >>13827072 The fucking state of that

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:08:41 2020 No.13827143 File: 289 KB, 320x564, Inside the eggfort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Bochumbrew !!vij0cTUzxLY Wed Mar 25 15:10:01 2020 No.13827150
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>>13827136
for reference this is our roster from half a year ago

if anyone is interested in helping out with the team (in testing or manging or just in stuff like making models) that would also be very appreciated, just reply and I'll give you more infos

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:10:10 2020 No.13827153 >>13827012 Because he's acting like a child. You're supposed to twirl the fork and then eat it, not hard. Cutting it like that is gong to leave loads of little bits at the end of the meal that he'll either have to scrape up or throw away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:10:57 2020 No.13827155 >>13827136 >>13827150 Kay Surly King of course Ja/ck/ The salt guy

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:13:11 2020 No.13827166 >>13827150 Ja/ck/ raw pink chicken or that Kays cooking

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:13:33 2020 No.13827168 >>13826819 2 much budder

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:13:59 2020 No.13827170 File: 2.00 MB, 324x244, nutrients.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13826989 who is this guy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:14:54 2020 No.13827175 >>13827013 chip buttys have chips innit no crisp dumb yank

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:15:13 2020 No.13827177 File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13827021

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:15:28 2020 No.13827178 >>13827075 He doesn't even chew his food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:15:52 2020 No.13827179 >>13827150 Bread sandwich

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:15:55 2020 No.13827180 >>13827062 keking at the finename

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:16:36 2020 No.13827185 >>13827136 Yea, salty boi.

Bochumbrew !!vij0cTUzxLY Wed Mar 25 15:18:58 2020 No.13827192
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>>13827179
thats currently included under 'english '''food'''

>>13827166
>>13827155
understood, outsourcing ja/ck/ from the cringy foodtubers as his own entity makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:20:16 2020 No.13827198 >>13827053 You should see this faggot following his chinky taco man around like a beaten dog on the show. "Yes chef, No chef" like a complete bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:21:53 2020 No.13827207 >>13827072 Jesus christ bai its a fucking sandwich

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:22:04 2020 No.13827208 >>13827192 yeah Ja/ck/ and Kay may be youtubers, but they warrant their own players

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:22:48 2020 No.13827211 >>13827198 What the fuck are you talking about, buddy? This is from a movie

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:23:18 2020 No.13827213 File: 2.92 MB, 626x360, 1567414629064.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13827177

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:25:52 2020 No.13827221 File: 2.91 MB, 472x796, 1577178567833.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:25:56 2020 No.13827223 >>13827211 There's now two seasons of The Chef Show on netflix. And i'm not your buddy, pal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:29:03 2020 No.13827240 >>13827150 Some type of hipster food

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:29:07 2020 No.13827241 File: 571 KB, 1757x666, 1540138853059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13827213 Is this the directors cut?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:30:06 2020 No.13827246 >>13827153 Meant for you >>13827075

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:30:35 2020 No.13827249 >>13827150 Deenz

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:31:08 2020 No.13827250 >>13827185 You Irish?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:31:46 2020 No.13827254 >>13826989 but how does he get out?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:32:50 2020 No.13827256 >>13827249 also Mukbang

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:34:25 2020 No.13827264 >>13827207 You Irish?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:35:32 2020 No.13827266 >>13827264 yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:38:10 2020 No.13827277 File: 2.86 MB, 720x720, mala chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13827150 What about SteveMRE or steamed hams?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:41:19 2020 No.13827297 >>13827150 possum zest nyquil sausages

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:43:42 2020 No.13827316 >>13827150 Raspberry air

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:44:26 2020 No.13827317 >>13826926 That's a tradition from Switzerland and western Austria you cretin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:45:18 2020 No.13827320 >>13827175 >>13827027 >brits actually think a shitload of butter on bread with more fucking bread in a good snack You've lost all rights to criticize amerilards.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:46:32 2020 No.13827324 >>13827221 Do Americans really?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:46:55 2020 No.13827328 >>13827150 pineapple on pizza

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:47:29 2020 No.13827331 >>13827324 mexicans mostly. it's prison food, just a mishmash of all the shit you can get at commissary

Bochumbrew !!vij0cTUzxLY Wed Mar 25 15:47:32 2020 No.13827332
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>>13827277
probably don't want the team to become 'cooking youtubers general'
admittedly our board has become quite stale and YT focussed but that would still be kinda sad

keep posting suggestions, keep in mind the team represents more than /webm/ threads

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:47:55 2020 No.13827334 >>13827324 mexicans*

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:49:58 2020 No.13827343 >>13826948 ew, literraly mutt puke food

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:50:26 2020 No.13827345 >>13826892 Why is chef john so based

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:51:24 2020 No.13827352

>>13826819
The worst part of this webm is the stuck up southern cunt in the pink shirt, you just know she's the type of bitch that shouts at her kid, couldn't give a toss about her, just gives her a eyebrow raise like "oh isn't that nice sweetie, now shut the fuck up im hungry"

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:54:26 2020 No.13827367 File: 861 KB, 1080x800, grease.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >13826819

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:55:44 2020 No.13827374 >>13826970 >>13827000 Holy shit, eggman really makes it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 15:57:17 2020 No.13827379 >>13827013 that's not what a chip butty is

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 16:04:05 2020 No.13827413 File: 624 KB, 848x480, bat soup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13827332 what about this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 16:06:49 2020 No.13827419 File: 34 KB, 512x288, unnamed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13827352 im sensing some distress anon

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 16:25:36 2020 No.13827483

>>13827320
>potatoes are bread
Crisp sandwiches are a quick snack, yanks don't know the meaning of restraint. Their version would be 4 different brands of crisps, melted plastic cheese, sugary bread, cold hot dogs and 2 litres of chocolate ice cream flavoured mountain dew

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 16:26:38 2020 No.13827486 >>13827332 Over seasoned nigger food

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 16:33:14 2020 No.13827500 >>13826816 Why didn't he just break it in half before cooking?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 16:40:09 2020 No.13827534 >>13827413 UMA COROLICIA!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 16:44:10 2020 No.13827558 >>13827221 fuck you all id eat it

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 16:47:23 2020 No.13827578 >>13826819 I mean a lot of burger sauces are just emulsified soybean oil anyways, not really much healthier than butter. it not being emulsified is unappealing though

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 17:00:10 2020 No.13827639 File: 2.89 MB, 853x480, Lasagne.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 17:25:26 2020 No.13827763 File: 621 KB, 593x580, 1581473408797.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13826892 >Dabbing a hard a fuck logpiece into an overcooked egg

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 17:26:20 2020 No.13827771 File: 2.71 MB, 844x446, corndog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is this the ja/ck/ thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 17:26:46 2020 No.13827775 File: 28 KB, 369x349, breh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13827534

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 17:27:24 2020 No.13827782 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 17:28:28 2020 No.13827792 File: 2.21 MB, 439x399, jack icing sugar.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13827639 what the fuck jack

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 17:30:51 2020 No.13827808 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, party cheese salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 17:31:03 2020 No.13827810 >>13826996 >do Americans really Rent fucking free

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 17:32:08 2020 No.13827811 File: 2.84 MB, 504x450, 1416095818971.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13827771 No it's the Joey thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 17:32:11 2020 No.13827813 File: 802 KB, 1280x720, jack betrayal.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 17:33:12 2020 No.13827818 >>13827811 i fucking hate joey so much he is absolutely repulsive

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 17:33:59 2020 No.13827821 File: 2.92 MB, 1280x720, 1585047451593.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13827818

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 17:35:00 2020 No.13827825 >>13827813 Did he chokeslam him after this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 17:38:51 2020 No.13827836 These threads always suck. Its always the same fucking webms and the same jacks shit cooking or some mexican putting sauce over some beans and chips. Suprised that bbq tray webm hasnt been posted yet.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 17:41:53 2020 No.13827851 File: 2.80 MB, 634x360, 1579456168198.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 17:42:00 2020 No.13827852 >>13827175 >>13827175 >dumb yank That brand of chips is called Lay's in America, not Walker's, dumb limey.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 17:42:06 2020 No.13827854 >>13827836 shut up idiot

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 17:49:27 2020 No.13827883 >>13827854 You shutup idiot

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 17:50:25 2020 No.13827886 >>13827343 Don't knock it til you try it. I had one while visiting family in New York, and I'm from Boston.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 18:01:44 2020 No.13827910 >>13827136 > a turkey heh > galze > grocery store jester

>>	Bochumbrew !!vij0cTUzxLY Wed Mar 25 18:37:06 2020 No.13828055 File: 2.92 MB, 960x540, ck vs lgbt goal1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13827910 >>13827413 >>13827534 noted keep up suggesting shit and aswelll who should be our medal players and who should be sacked from the team

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 18:43:30 2020 No.13828078 >>13828055 is ja/ck/ on the team? or steve?

Anonymous Wed Mar 25 18:48:57 2020 No.13828095

>>13828078
currently ja/ck/ is amalgamted into a player representing all the cringy youtbe chefs and celebs into one as just having the team be a list of e-Personalities is not the point of a 4cc team.

thoough ja/ck/ getting his own rosterspot seems to be on the cards

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 18:49:51 2020 No.13828099 >>13828095 i understand that makes sense the only one i care about is ja/ck/

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 18:56:35 2020 No.13828122 >>13827811 what the fuck is this niggers problem

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 18:57:57 2020 No.13828124 >>13828095 I just want to see the in game character with a dead right arm playing soccer. I'll lose my shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 19:00:11 2020 No.13828132 >>13827851 I hate them so much bros. Even more than blacks I think

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 19:02:57 2020 No.13828143 >>13828124 that might actually be possible with current aesthetics tehnology just need someone to make the model

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 19:05:55 2020 No.13828152 If you're not willing to eat spaghetti properly with a fork and spoon, then why do you even buy spaghetti? There are dozens of other pasta shapes that you will enjoy more.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 21:19:45 2020 No.13828778 File: 2.73 MB, 538x300, 1544381391664.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13827072 Never saw this one before >salt on top of the bun instead of the toppings

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 21:40:57 2020 No.13828865 >>13827150 deenz

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 21:57:43 2020 No.13828936 >>13828778 that's fucking top notch

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:03:56 2020 No.13828959 >>13827150 Where is bangs? root beer

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:07:42 2020 No.13828971 >>13827811 Didn't need to see this. Scat porn isn't really my thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:10:20 2020 No.13828986 >>13827821 The new Christopher Nolan movie looks good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:12:22 2020 No.13828991 >>13826996 If that was American the cheese would have been from a jar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:18:51 2020 No.13829014 >>13827821 I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I unironically want some zaxbys now because of this webm. Guess I have to leave the quarantine for some tendies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:21:08 2020 No.13829024 >>13827883 You can film yourself eating a dick. And post it. Not here, but somewhere else.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:23:22 2020 No.13829033 >>13827352 Who the fuck hurt you? Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:24:52 2020 No.13829040 >>13826996 It's swiss you fucking moron. And America has the best universities in the world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:25:55 2020 No.13829042 >>13827886 Who gives a shit where you're from? That gives no credibility positive or negative.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:27:06 2020 No.13829046 >>13827483 You've lost all rights. And they're not yanks "mate". You lost your world naval power. Move on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 22:27:48 2020 No.13829050 >>13827020 Aaahhhhh!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 23:04:13 2020 No.13829185 >>13827352 The place is in the midwest, my dude

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 25 23:08:54 2020 No.13829204 >>13827020 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:02:07 2020 No.13829395 >>13826948 Looks like food at a homeless shelter.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:10:03 2020 No.13829419 >>13827153 You fucking idiot. cutting it like that will make the remaining noodles small, which makes them easy to pick up and eat the same way he's already doing. It just creates more properly cut noodles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:14:04 2020 No.13829428 >>13826948 Fatfuck Murrican here, you just gave me the munchies and added that joint to my list of places to visit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:17:13 2020 No.13829439 File: 2.81 MB, 640x306, 1584800102070.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:24:18 2020 No.13829453 >>13829439 The fuck am I watching?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:25:02 2020 No.13829455 >>13826816 a man who wears realtree bibs does not give a single fuck about what anyone thinks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:28:04 2020 No.13829466 >>13826989 I always bend the knee to the Surly King of Eggfort

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:31:14 2020 No.13829477 >>13827821 /ck/ needs sound

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:38:47 2020 No.13829503 File: 325 KB, 400x889, egg king.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13829455 >>13829466 >>13829477

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:38:50 2020 No.13829504 File: 2.96 MB, 1162x720, fire.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:39:30 2020 No.13829507 >>13828132 No, blacks are always worse. But this is pretty fucking awful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:43:19 2020 No.13829520 >>13828143 definitely the jester

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:45:19 2020 No.13829527 File: 333 KB, 360x270, 1548919548919.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13827150 LAMB SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:52:20 2020 No.13829548 >>13826816 there's something very handsome about a man encountering a problem and implementing a solution

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:53:53 2020 No.13829553 >>13827136 Steve1989 would be great to see on the team

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:53:59 2020 No.13829554 >>13829504 Did they died?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 00:55:51 2020 No.13829560 >>13828959 >>13828865 Seconding deenz and Oilet Bang's

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 01:07:41 2020 No.13829593 >>13828132 you wouldn't say that if you lived around blacks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 01:15:45 2020 No.13829621 I'm gay btw

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 01:15:48 2020 No.13829622 File: 525 KB, 1080x2220, Not spare ribs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13829439 >>13829453 Uh...

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 01:18:55 2020 No.13829633 >>13827352 You're projecting anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 01:30:51 2020 No.13829666 >>13829504 PORKCHOP SANDWICHES

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 01:38:33 2020 No.13829696 >>13829428 dogtown serves the best garbage plates, go there instead if you ever find yourself in the unfortunate position of being in rochester

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 01:41:42 2020 No.13829710 >>13827143 How do the eggs get out?

>>	Bulgogi Thu Mar 26 01:45:49 2020 No.13829725 >>13827153 >you're supposed to no. eat shit. what he's doing actually looks easier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 01:47:24 2020 No.13829731 File: 2.67 MB, 640x640, cheeseroll burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13827825 more like strokeslam

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 01:49:39 2020 No.13829739 File: 2.95 MB, 960x720, submarine mess.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:02:18 2020 No.13829774 >>13827221 I always watch this whole webm every time it's posted just to renew my hatred of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:04:50 2020 No.13829780 >>13827413 Is this how covid 19 made the jump?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:04:51 2020 No.13829781 >>13829731 Maybe some restaurants deserved to be shut down all things considered.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:16:26 2020 No.13829815 >>13827020 That really kicks my southwest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:17:57 2020 No.13829817 >>13827053 >Bacon >Not pork roll Reminder Gotham City is supposed to be In New Jersey.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:19:10 2020 No.13829821 >>13827150 Deenz

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:21:42 2020 No.13829829 File: 2.75 MB, 480x480, pilav.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:25:04 2020 No.13829839 File: 2.13 MB, 202x360, 1572799000019.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:27:09 2020 No.13829843 >>13827221 I hate how they use tongs to place the Doritos like It has some art and reasoning with making these abominations

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:27:15 2020 No.13829844 >>13827072 He's actually a shit cook.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:29:38 2020 No.13829849 File: 2.87 MB, 358x400, potato mess.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:31:37 2020 No.13829856 >>13829839 >Here's your /ck/ thread, sir!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:32:22 2020 No.13829860 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, torta grande.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:33:03 2020 No.13829862 >>13827808 Im a different man after watching this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:35:57 2020 No.13829864 >>13829860 Wow how nice of them, they cooked that whole pile of shit with bare unwashed hands and put it right into a trash bag for the customer to place in any available trash can!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:38:17 2020 No.13829870 File: 1.11 MB, 720x720, threathening crab.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13829864 ngl that last part you said made me laugh

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:52:24 2020 No.13829911 >>13826816 this is autism if this were a teenager or young adult, you'd agree with me but for some reason because it's some old fuck, it's genius this is autistic behavior. just put the pasta in your fat fucking mouth you piece of ugly fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:53:55 2020 No.13829914 >>13829911 No one says it's genius the consensus is that his actions are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:54:42 2020 No.13829919 >>13829911 >NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BE AUTISTIC YOU HAVE TO BE NEUROTYPICAL fuck off to social media normalfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 02:58:20 2020 No.13829931 >>13827143 AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ARENT THEY REFRIGERATED?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:07:17 2020 No.13829964 >>13829931 So they can hatch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:31:06 2020 No.13830046 >>13827886 thank you for allowing me to dismiss your opinion, since literally everyone from Boston is clinically retarded

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:34:43 2020 No.13830057 >>13827062 holy krishna John that is just grilled bread and aged dairy product

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:39:33 2020 No.13830073 >>13829849 >Okay its a little weird but I'd eat that >Bro thats a little much chill >Disgusting Why is this the format of so many /ck/ webms?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:43:10 2020 No.13830080 >>13829829 >Completly disgusted >See his cheeky smile and moustache O-okay ill try it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:46:29 2020 No.13830091 >>13826948 I am not ok with that much raw white onion, blech.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:51:36 2020 No.13830108 >>13827050 eeeuuAAAGHHH!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:52:19 2020 No.13830110 >>13827062 man i wish i had a griddle top

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:53:37 2020 No.13830114 >>13827143 ur not supposed to go back there

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:58:44 2020 No.13830126 >>13828865 >>13827249 >>13829560 >>13829821 deenz

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 03:59:47 2020 No.13830132 >>13829829 This is confusing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 04:01:16 2020 No.13830138 File: 78 KB, 600x450, ad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13827072

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 04:09:40 2020 No.13830159 >>13827792 I always expect him to fuck up, and I am always surprised by just how badly he fucks up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 04:13:52 2020 No.13830169 >>13829439 What is "frying powder?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 04:15:00 2020 No.13830173 File: 339 KB, 1200x1461, fooddude.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13829477 Why, do you wanna hear Jack's tongue extend for a big boy bite?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 04:25:49 2020 No.13830187 >>13830169 Flour. White flour. Wheat grain ground to a powder with the husk removed, to be precise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 04:31:09 2020 No.13830198 >>13830187 Ah, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 04:35:14 2020 No.13830211 >>13826948 i have seen garbage plates on US cooking shows before, but they always look like the worst shit that people wouldn't eat at UK school canteens in the 80s.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 04:44:08 2020 No.13830236 >>13827072 hes abserving that the way i do at the toilet boul after a really weird shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 04:48:06 2020 No.13830249 >>13827277 >cookingwine if you use cooking wine you are a nigger. full stop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 04:52:32 2020 No.13830260 >>13827851 imagine being proud of your heritage because of this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 04:54:29 2020 No.13830262 >>13829439 everyone in this webm looks like theyre about to say 'youve chinged your last chong'

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 04:56:16 2020 No.13830264 >>13829731 >using a roller instead of a brush >>13829781 agreed

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 04:59:00 2020 No.13830273 >>13829849 ive started coaching myself into never saying "surely that must be the end of this horror" whenever i start watching a /ck/ webm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 05:00:24 2020 No.13830275 >>13829864 have you never encountered a brown person before?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 05:16:59 2020 No.13830305 >>13829911 I don't think anyone is condoning his actions anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 05:17:11 2020 No.13830306 >>13830080 me too

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 06:38:50 2020 No.13830464 >>13827150 Deenz

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 06:43:02 2020 No.13830473 >>13829849 What is the best filling for a jacked potato?

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Thu Mar 26 06:52:29 2020 No.13830486 >>13827150 chili head

Bochumbrew !!vij0cTUzxLY Thu Mar 26 07:12:33 2020 No.13830503
File: 2.72 MB, 960x540, ck vs o goal1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13828865
>>13829560
>>13830486
>>13830464
>>13829821
on a different note:
Our curent pre-match anthem is the old Iron Chef Theme
what do you think about that, keep t?
replace it? with what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 07:31:51 2020 No.13830529 >>13826989 OUT

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 07:34:46 2020 No.13830538 >>13830486 >>13830503 fuck off namefag

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 07:35:45 2020 No.13830540 >>13827175 They're both chips you dumb Brit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 07:35:54 2020 No.13830542 >>13827352 i know what you're talking about tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 07:36:30 2020 No.13830544 >>13827851 no they fucking don't and it sucks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 07:37:17 2020 No.13830548 >>13830486 you're a retard and every one knows it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 07:37:58 2020 No.13830549 >>13827811 i can almost hear this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 07:52:51 2020 No.13830572 >>13830249 shaoxing cooking wine specifically nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 09:06:14 2020 No.13830732 >>13830503 Good Eats theme? I still think it would be better to keep Iron Chef, as dated as it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 09:13:39 2020 No.13830755 File: 1.31 MB, 720x404, 1576701441032.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	None !2Code3TV3M Thu Mar 26 09:20:29 2020 No.13830772 >>13830548 Haha thanks you too

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 09:28:43 2020 No.13830797 >>13830249 >lemme just splash 12 dollars into a Bolognese then

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 09:36:23 2020 No.13830813 >>13830797 This, but without the poorfig sarcasm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 09:41:42 2020 No.13830824 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, ice cream turk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13829739 What a stupid filename. Everything looks clean and tidy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 09:44:14 2020 No.13830829 >>13827277 >not just NICE

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 09:57:25 2020 No.13830850 >>13827150 deenz

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 09:58:15 2020 No.13830851 File: 1.30 MB, 640x360, zucc toast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13829849 >filename >it's not the kitchen of a potato submarine

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:11:20 2020 No.13830891 >>13830824 Random stranger handles 2x cones. Cones are returned to be used later. Covid Cones.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:18:07 2020 No.13830909 >>13829504 >fire on a cloth tablecover They asked for this

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:18:53 2020 No.13830910 >>13830891 Suddenly everybody's an expert on hygiene.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:20:31 2020 No.13830914 >>13829839 These types of restaurants definitely deserved to be shut down

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:24:23 2020 No.13830928 >>13827000 based eggy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:31:34 2020 No.13830941 >>13827050 That looks dry as fuck, absolutely disgusting

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:40:44 2020 No.13830966 >>13827811 Remember Shadman, who draws the most fucked up porn on the internet, said this was the most disgusting video he'd ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:47:53 2020 No.13830991 >>13827072 he reminds me of my adopted uncle who has down syndrome. He always did everything with exaggerated flairs like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 10:52:50 2020 No.13831008 >>13830991 Has Salt Bae ever taken off his glasses? Maybe he also has down syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:06:07 2020 No.13831045 >>13827150 Should have added For me to the line up

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:14:55 2020 No.13831063 >>13829844 Best part is he's not a cook, he's a prep boy that tells everyone he's a cook.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:38:56 2020 No.13831141 >>13827851 Fucking disgusting mexicans

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 11:42:54 2020 No.13831160 File: 2.67 MB, 480x480, 1468455481548.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 12:00:53 2020 No.13831205 >>13830503 I know ramsay was on the team already, but I think BURGAH or thin crust 'za have surpassed him as /ck/ memes in their own right.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 12:33:00 2020 No.13831289 >>13827771 oil, nice and cold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 12:44:20 2020 No.13831322 >>13830236 kek i was just thinking something similar. It's like how scientists look at weird alien stuff they find in a sci fi movie

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 12:48:53 2020 No.13831332 >>13827013 spreads butter like a tard

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 12:52:32 2020 No.13831342 >>13831160 >sup baby, yall wanna eat some fucking flowers?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 12:53:15 2020 No.13831344 >>13826816 Americans are animals.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 12:55:26 2020 No.13831350 >>13827150 Vinegary shits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 12:56:33 2020 No.13831355 >>13829862 it tastes way worse than it looks

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 13:09:36 2020 No.13831383 >>13830114 audible kek'ed thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 13:10:45 2020 No.13831387 >>13829870 >you talkin to me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 13:44:09 2020 No.13831493 File: 306 KB, 271x480, 1528129913720.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13829870

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 15:34:09 2020 No.13831859 File: 1.46 MB, 427x318, 1544746986546.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 15:35:16 2020 No.13831860 File: 1.91 MB, 640x358, 1552708823786.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 15:36:26 2020 No.13831864 >>13830851 this is not a human being

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 15:36:39 2020 No.13831866 >>13829860 One of the workers is filming the process as well. I do not think this is something they usually make.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 15:39:50 2020 No.13831880 >>13829839 amazing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 15:43:32 2020 No.13831892 >>13827851 is this that weird? we eat these where I live and it's called Taco in a Bag. usually they're sold at cheap local town fairs and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 15:44:35 2020 No.13831898 >>13831892 Yes, it is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 15:45:20 2020 No.13831901 >>13829870 Do vegans eat crab? Carbs can regenerate their bodies They often cut some of it because they are bored Why not keep a pet crab?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 15:45:44 2020 No.13831903 >>13831898 huh okay. for reference I live in the Canadian prairies and have literally never met a latino in my life.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 15:47:07 2020 No.13831913 >>13831903 I guess the wall should be built in the north too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 15:48:56 2020 No.13831924 >>13831913 lol yeah wouldn't want us ruining your amazing American culinary tradition

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:03:44 2020 No.13831987 >>13827851 >filmed in a way that implies this is impressive and desirable that's a double whammy of a yikes and a cringe both from me

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:06:28 2020 No.13831998 >>13831901 >Do vegans eat crab? Why not? I'll still eat beef once in a while; but I'm vegan all the other time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:28:48 2020 No.13832086 >>13830851 you can just picture some consultant being like "mark, make sure you eat a piece of toast in casual clothes test audiences show it increases the relatability of a figure by 12%"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:41:39 2020 No.13832142 >>13827811 Someone make a webm of this video. It's nightmarish https://youtu.be/iE95bLUhm64

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 16:49:29 2020 No.13832164 >>13829839 https://youtu.be/na4WyceERvw

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:08:39 2020 No.13832232 File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, Edible Pot o' Gold.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>>/wsg/3324693 >>>/wsg/3324693 You know we have a board for these right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:24:12 2020 No.13832312 >>13831859 lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:32:05 2020 No.13832348 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Flower Sushi Roll.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:35:06 2020 No.13832360 >>13827062 why does this fat piece of shit need to put buttered bread on OIL

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:37:48 2020 No.13832371 >>13827072 that'll be 700 dollars plus tip

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:53:58 2020 No.13832458 >>13827413 >an entire, undressed bat sitting in some soup how is some chinese food so advanced and then there's this shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 17:55:04 2020 No.13832466 >>13832458 China's a big place.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 18:13:00 2020 No.13832565 >>13832360 That's mayo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 18:17:31 2020 No.13832595 >>13827782 It's fucking raw

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 18:29:31 2020 No.13832652 >>13830824 That's some good bait.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 18:33:45 2020 No.13832665 >>13829503 The Surly Emperor of Eggkind?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 19:01:17 2020 No.13832803 >>13829504 Good God that smell!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 19:04:30 2020 No.13832828 >>13831160 I thought it was just going to be some kind of decorative thing until the dumb bitch stuck a spoon in it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 19:04:38 2020 No.13832830 >>13829911 no he's based. instead of twirling his fork around like a fairy hes just putting it in his mouth with no mess

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 19:21:19 2020 No.13832950 >>13830966 >who draws the most fucked up porn on the internet He has nothing on niche furry artists.Shadman is just a normalfag meme "artist" at this point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 19:23:39 2020 No.13832963 >>13827811 >>13832142 I'll never understand Joey. Who is the target audience? Is it some kind of a fetish thing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:01:13 2020 No.13833181 >>13827851 Mexican here, I despise whoever invented this disgusting slop

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:03:34 2020 No.13833191 >>13827150 welldone steak with chup

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:04:35 2020 No.13833195 >>13827851 What are those white strips?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:08:43 2020 No.13833208 >>13827150 Stock pot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:11:38 2020 No.13833214 >>13827150 I just want to see Ja/ck/ with dead arm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:19:36 2020 No.13833242 >>13828132 Very edgy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:20:35 2020 No.13833247 >>13827413 is that its dick sticking up between its legs?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:23:45 2020 No.13833259 >>13827419 text book projection

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:24:47 2020 No.13833268 >>13827639 >pasta in glutenous ball THE BEST

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:25:49 2020 No.13833273 >>13827792 Still better than Joey.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:28:59 2020 No.13833286 >>13827811 Either he's in on the joke or someone needs to call whatever state he lives in about this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:29:04 2020 No.13833287 File: 408 KB, 500x345, 1539644877982.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13830991 >adopted uncle

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:30:01 2020 No.13833290 >>13829504 How is there more than one adult in a room and still no one capable of preventing this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:30:13 2020 No.13833291 >>13827136 Steve1989 needs to be there

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:31:02 2020 No.13833295 >>13829507 Nothing screams limp-dicked like being racist on a Vietnamese mudfishing board.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:31:55 2020 No.13833300 >>13827332 'Vark 'cha

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:32:07 2020 No.13833302 File: 79 KB, 181x279, noice.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13829553

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:33:10 2020 No.13833306 >>13829548 Great use of the word handsome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:34:17 2020 No.13833311 >>13829731 I'd serve this just to have a laugh watching idiots pay to do this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:35:19 2020 No.13833316 >>13829739 tfw they're eating better under the sea in a tube than you are

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:36:21 2020 No.13833320 >>13829829 this is just another version of a garbage plate; would destroy

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:36:47 2020 No.13833323 >>13827851 >Mexishit garbage snack >"""Latino"""" Chicanos were a mistake

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:40:25 2020 No.13833340 >>13830080 so charming

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:41:33 2020 No.13833348 >>13830236 I bet his English is better than yours.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:43:28 2020 No.13833359 >>13830542 your mom didn't love you either?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:44:59 2020 No.13833370 >>13830824 this is wonderful

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:45:13 2020 No.13833372 File: 443 KB, 1280x720, Splash.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13831289 here's /Jack/ reverse searing in a puddle of cold oil inside a non stick pan

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:45:59 2020 No.13833373 >>13831008 I think he's a little wall-eyed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:46:44 2020 No.13833376 >>13833372 Why does he ALWAYS splash the fucking oil? Come on nigga you should learn from the first time you did it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:47:01 2020 No.13833378 >>13831063 you sound jealous.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:48:03 2020 No.13833382 >>13831289 always gets me

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:48:50 2020 No.13833385 >>13832360 butter allone burns at a way lower temperature, adding oil makes it higher

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:49:04 2020 No.13833386 >>13831342 joke's on you, girls eat this fruity shit up

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:49:04 2020 No.13833387 >>13833195 Pickled pig skin

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:50:05 2020 No.13833391 >>13831493 this guy definitely has some kids locked up in his basement

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:51:27 2020 No.13833401 >>13831866 The only person with a brain in this whole thread.

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:51:58 2020 No.13833404
File: 1.89 MB, 1280x720, Oil terror.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13833376
Because he once burnt himself with hot oil, so now her terrified of it and he don't have the mental capacity to just gently drop the food instead of throwing like a mongoloid

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:52:28 2020 No.13833406 >>13831913 build one around your home and stay there for everyone else's sake

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:52:37 2020 No.13833408 >>13833247 yes, like humans bats have a free swinging penis

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:53:02 2020 No.13833411 >>13829780 probably the poor retard that hunted/raise the bat

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 20:56:43 2020 No.13833434 >>13832232 who even eats these sugar bombs?

Anonymous Thu Mar 26 21:01:17 2020 No.13833460
File: 2.74 MB, 853x480, Pizza Hut® Cheeselicious Grilled Cheese Stuffed Crust Pizza Review.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13832142
Not sure how to edit this one. I've tried to do the whole thing, but after few tries it felt bit too long and unfocused, so I just settled with the first slice being close to unedited. The footage's pretty much the same after that and it has the best moment in my opinion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 21:02:49 2020 No.13833464 >>13832458 people here eat squirrels and opossums... there are gross retards and desperately poor people everywhere

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 21:03:51 2020 No.13833470 >>13832950 shitting dick nipples

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 21:04:58 2020 No.13833476 >>13833372 He could just do another take with the oil heated up. He must MEAN to do this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 21:05:58 2020 No.13833486 >>13833404 this is hilarious

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 21:10:30 2020 No.13833506 >>13833460 Disgusting clown.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 21:15:24 2020 No.13833518 >>13832466 for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 21:35:45 2020 No.13833584 File: 13 KB, 466x447, 1565592502644.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13833372 >reverse searing

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 21:36:20 2020 No.13833590 >>13833518 This reference would be incredibly forced.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 21:37:31 2020 No.13833593 >>13833590 You're an autistic guy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 21:40:34 2020 No.13833601 >>13833593 For you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 22:28:37 2020 No.13833818 >>13827143 the egg dungeon

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 22:49:58 2020 No.13833924 >>13831205 Lamb Sauuuuuuuce? Idiot Sandwich? FUCKING RAW?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 22:51:58 2020 No.13833935 >>13831859 should retitle this FGM

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 22:55:40 2020 No.13833958 >>13829860 this looks like something you will inevitably drop on the floor while attempting to unpack it

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 23:37:30 2020 No.13834153 >>13827013 Post the one with the hot, gay, sexual tension

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 26 23:44:34 2020 No.13834175 >>13827483 Prove a yank has ever done this, tea nigger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 01:25:17 2020 No.13834484 >>13827317 >replying to completely the wrong post you have to go back

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 01:43:31 2020 No.13834534 >>13829504 Shitskins are like slapstick comedians by nature

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 01:46:51 2020 No.13834542 >>13829839 If they're gonna bring you a fucking toilet it should at least be full, I fill up a toilet bowl with more shit than that 3 times a day, what fucking retardation

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 01:51:46 2020 No.13834555

>>13830851
What the fuck, he's either the most autistic piece of shit that can absolutely not handle camera's/eyes being on him whatsoever, or he's not human at all.
The way he acts so awfully awkward makes me think he might just be super fucking autistic though. It wouldn't surprise me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 01:53:43 2020 No.13834561 >>13831860 >not soylatte.webm fucking newfags

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 01:55:42 2020 No.13834572 >>13834555 He's a lizardperson, of course they don't understand basic human interaction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 02:37:08 2020 No.13834691 >>13827020 Was that rennet? Is this dorito cheese?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 02:40:11 2020 No.13834699 >>13834691 It's dorito "consomme". I have no idea why anyone would make it or how they came up with such a disgusting idea.

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 03:44:48 2020 No.13834878
File: 212 KB, 1440x1363, 1569699135704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13827771
Every single Jack webm is a masterpiece of fucking up. No matter how many times I see them I cannot believe that a man this fucking stupid exists. Everything about this webm is wrong. The flour causing the batter to not stick, the overflowing cup that could of easily been avoided and the cold oil to top it all off.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 03:56:00 2020 No.13834901 >>13834878 I still sometimes get the feeling that he's just an elaborate troll. It's just surreal to me that someone so completely inept at something exists. He hasn't learned anything in the years he's been doing his cooking "show"

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 04:07:10 2020 No.13834922 >>13833460 good job! you got the part where he cunnilinguses the crust and that's really the absolute worst

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 27 07:22:27 2020 No.13835281 >>13829040 Probably because they're full of foreigners.

Anonymous Fri Mar 27 07:35:21 2020 No.13835300

>>13826989
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

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