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>mom found the xanthan gum

>> No.13826676

>>13826670
>mom found the stash of young anime girls and drew the conclusion that her son is a pedophile

>> No.13826690

>>13826670
>mom found the seether

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>>13826670
>op found the shitty meme

>> No.13826703
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>mom found the MSG

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>mom found the anhydrous citric acid

>> No.13826712

>>13826708
Johnnys in the basement

>> No.13826731

>>13826670
>using xanthan gum

Fatty

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>mom found the anal lube

>> No.13826741

>>13826731
Isn't it used as gluten replacement for oat flour recipes?

>> No.13826755

>>13826741
>eating carbs

Fatty

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>Mom found the toilet paper stash

>> No.13826766

>>13826731
nigga, xanthan is the superior thickening agent

>> No.13826773

>>13826670
>mom pushed to prod

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>mom found the EDTA

>> No.13826915

>mom found the massive collection of mom/son incest hentai hidden behind my tea stash

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>mom found the pasta scissors

>> No.13826977

>>13826740
thats fake right

>> No.13827106

>>13826977
Nah

>> No.13827325

>>13826967
That's a very good idea. I will try it the next time I eat spaghetti

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>>13826877
what for?
beside curing metal poisoning and softening water

>> No.13827539

>>13826703
This actually happened to me and my MSG actually got thrown away. Fuck you, stupid old boomer. You don't have to eat any. It's MINE. I BOUGHT IT.

>> No.13827722

>>13827532
My water is pretty badly contaminated.

>> No.13827731

>>13827722
wouldn't ceramic filters be more economical and food safe?

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>dad found the fish sauce

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>American found the key to the food safe

>> No.13827820

>>13827731
I am not a smart man.

>> No.13827827

>>13827733
>Yotsuba found the blue

>> No.13827860

>>13827745
he looks like if I touched him he'd be sticky.
Probably smells foul too.

>> No.13827882

>>13827539
I had a month old homemade sauerkraut thrown out because "cabbage does not keep that long".

Not to mention i got questioned when i bought sichuan pepper, since we already had both black and white pepper.

>> No.13827891

>>13826766
>not gum arabic, which does it for half the calories
NGMI

>> No.13827899

>>13827891
>dirty desert gum

Yeah nah

>> No.13827920

>>13826703
>>13827539
Retards like to seethe at MSG without realizing that it exists in some of the most popular foods, but you can substitute MSG with fish sauce, garum, worcestershire, or oyster sauce, which all naturally have it. My personal favorite is fish sauce. It goes well with any savory dish, and the strong fishy smell goes away the longer you cook it.

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>son what is with all these sciency sounding ingredients in bleach containers? Are you making meth? Why cant you be normal and go grocery shopping with mommy again?

>> No.13829671

>>13827882
she sounds like a comedian. that stuff is too good

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>Mom mixed up the black pepper and the allspice into a single container

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>mom found the cum box

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>Mom added a stockpot into my dish without my permission

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>>13826670
>sister got into the spotted dick

>> No.13830664

>>13826967
fuck the scicors
how come nobody brings up how weird that hair /clothes combination looks together, it blends in so well

>> No.13831156

>>13829679
terrifying

>> No.13831304

>>13830524
I hate fordyce spots bro. Congrats on the sister thing though.

>> No.13831314

>>13826670
>Mom found the empty wine bottles

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>>13831314
>I found moms empty wine bottles

>> No.13831542

>>13827920
>and the strong fishy smell goes away the longer you cook it.

Why. That's literally the best part. If I just wanted Glutamate for umami i would throw in soy sauce.

>> No.13831544

>>13831378
>>13831314
>not drinking with your mom
The absolute state of amer*can "family"

>> No.13831552

>>13831378

>The liquor bottles just disappear
>She would start to get moody when they're almost gone
>Dad would quietly refill the cabinet late on Saturday nights when he thought I was asleep.

>> No.13831617

>>13831544
t. probably never had an alcoholic mom
when she threw one of her fits i would lock myself in my room while chugging one of the vodka bottles she hid under the sink to help myself fall asleep

>> No.13831662

>>13831378
stop anon....
I don't want to remember that feal right now

>> No.13831671

>mom found the pre pulverized peppercorns from the mortar and pestle
no mom you cant use it for your shitty chicken patties

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>>13826670
>mom found the gum arabic

>> No.13831843

>>13826773
The realest nightmare

>> No.13831853

>>13826967

Why don't more people just cut their spaghetti with the side of their fork?

>> No.13831857

>>13831544
Last time I saw my mom drunk she tried to rape me
Not even a shit post, this happened and I wish nobody has to ever go through that

>> No.13831881

>>13831857
Greentext please.

>> No.13831948

>>13831857
You can't just drop a bomb like that without green context anon

>> No.13831959

>>13831881
>Dad has enough of moms shit and goes live in his office
>Mom starts getting drunk all the time
>Walks into my room while I'm on the computer
>Gets in my bed
>Tries to have sex with me
>Refuses to leave
>I don't know how I stopped myself from beating the shit out of her
>Instead I pinched her arm really hard and kept doing it until she fucking left
I feel extremely disgusted by her ever since, I can't and I won't see her

>> No.13831971

>>13831857
>>13831959
I wish I had to go through that.

>> No.13831974

>>13831959
If you would've posted this earlier, we could've had sex with your mom, and you wouldn't have to had deal with it. Frankly, this is your fault.

>> No.13831977

>>13827891
xanthan gum is so effective you basically use a tiny bit of powder why even bother counting the calories

>> No.13831993

>>13831977
It's a shitpost bro

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>>13831959
how gay do you have to be to not fuck your own mom

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>>13832009
give us the numbers man!

>> No.13832095

>>13826877
You doing agar agar western blot analysis?

>> No.13832102

>>13832078
search waterproof pigeon

>> No.13832124

>>13831959
Thanks.
Got a pic of your mom?

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>>13826670
>Mom learns how use xantham gum
>Mom learns to use scale to measure 1% salt by weight for seasoning meat
>Mom learns how to use pressure cooker
>Mom learns how to use fish sauce
>Mom learns to spatchcock poultry

My mom is pretty based and has come a long way. She used to be pretty dumb, by slowly she's gotten much better at cooking.

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>>13832102
Thank you!


yummy yummy yummy....

>> No.13832203

>>13832124
Do you really think I would?

>> No.13832257

>>13829697
It's her choice

>> No.13832334

>>13832203
Can you find one? Please?

>> No.13832350

>>13832132
>needing a scale to season meat
I'm sorry for you Anon..

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>>13826703
msg is cheating

>> No.13832495

>>13827106
>nah
Sauce then?

>> No.13832624

>>13831959
Incest is all fun and games until it comes to your own family. I'm sorry anon.