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Which is the most infuriating ja/ck/ video?
For me, it is this one.
Yoshi blade, not even close. It's not even funny.
>>13824155Why would someone need to cut wood with a kitchen knife? Does this fool eat woodchips for brekkie?
The one where he puts cayenne pepper in his eyes to cure his pink eye.
>>13824025literally just pick any jack video and you'll find something infuriating
The one where he blames the magic bullet for his omelette being undercooked.https://youtu.be/7InCfiYZW4I
>>13824192Yes but there must be one jack to rule them all, one jack to undercook them, one jack to enfuriate us, and in the darkness choked out.
>>13824363This entire episode is extremely infuriating.
>>13824362https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Era4tENWn4QOn the topic, my favorite Jack webm is the one where he separates a yolk unsuccessfully. Can anyone post it? It's stunning how he finds a way to be so inept; he ruins things in ways you never thought it thinkable to do. In that simple act of separating a yolk he does like 10 wrong things.
>>13824505this is unreal
Can we have a good old fashioned raid, like back in the day? He live streams on Saturday morning and would be great to sneak some /ck/ memes into his boring ass Boomer show.We used to have Joey on our side where he even shouted us out
>>13824523Surely, he would have run out of food by now in this age of quarentine?
Is this guy like ironic or what? It looks like he’s being doing this show for over 10 years now and he is still as terrible. Most of hos videos have high number of dislikes and many negative comments. What does he say about it? Is he for real?
All of them. I can't even get through most of the clips posted here, I can't imagine how fucking trainwreck his full videos are.
>>13824564He calls them jealous haters from third world countries.If you have been in the epic live thread when he was on that hillbilly shark tank show you would've seen his ineptitude is legit. À la ChrisChan TV spot when he was a kid
>>13824523Not your personal food army, faggot.
>>13824708I don't think that applies here, dumbo. It's not like he wants to DDOS his ex-girlfriend or something.
>>13824708I'm damn sure you wanna laugh, too.Not like anyone actually comes here for cooking tips.
>>13824714I fucking hate British "people"
>>13824505For what purpose?
>>13825227I think he wants to keep the middle cold so it stays rare. Which is retarded and dangerous.
>>13824708Sorry you hate fun
>>13824025The one where he tried to grill eggs
>>13824407>he ruins things in ways you never thought it thinkable to dothis. it is like a talent he has. he should be studied.
Has anyone got that one webm where he cracks an egg onto a grill and it just slowly slides off and falls into his bbq
>>13826104i can literally go on lifehack right now and publish an article on why it's good for you to drink bleach.
>>13824025This seems more like shitty appliance design. Why would it unscrew the same way that it rotates?
>>13826142Now the true test is to see if Jack will do a video on it.
For me, it is him trying to shred half cooked pork.I can't even watch Jack ironically even more.He has become more bitter and lazy, and his dead stroke arm is fucking disgusting.
>>13826265yea thats the one for me as well
>>13826143It wasn't locked into place
>>13824155That one is especially infuriating because he proudly declares that he plans on taking the knife back for a refund after deliberately destroying it.
>>13826143In a battle of wits between Jack and the designers at KitchenAid, you think *KitchenAid* are the ones who don't know what they're doing?
how do I stop myself to click on these threads?i justHAVE TO look at ll webms of jack, even if it hurts.why do i do this to myself?
i'll never figure out why you guys subject yourselves to this. it's like smashing your balls with a potato masher, and you say "oh man this is so fucking stupid haha im crushing my balls with a potato masher ouch!!" but you keep doing it.
>>13826346>>13826325there are no answers more than selfhate
>>13824051bruh, the chicken is still flying arround wtf
>>13824051thats a big thigh
>>13826265an animal died for this
>>13824363Why does it look like he's using a green screen when he's standing in his kitchen?
>>13826426He's not dead yet.
>>13826453That's because Jack isn't any better at lighting than he is at cooking.He probably has the lights really close to the camera and that gives it that weird CGI look.This is also why you sometimes get that look when using flash on your phone camera, especially with subjects close to you.
>>13826848imagine him handling lights
>>13824025The canning one where he instructs how to get botulism
the one where he advocates napalming palestinians is pretty hilarious
>>13824025He did a homemade hand sanitizer video earlier this month. Of course he fucked it up and thought it was all good. Something tells me he doesn't wash his hand regularly.
can some kind anon please post the dining with jack menu
>>13827398You mean this?
>>13825227he's making steamed hams
>>13827327Did he use Tito's vodka?
It has to be Aunt Myrnas party cheese salad. I laugh at most jack vids but he went to far that time
>>13824523It kinda stopped being funny after the second stroke.I think a lot of use don't even watch his videos anymore because they're just pathetic instead of hilariously pathetic now.>>13824032That's not Jack, dumdum.https://youtu.be/lI2lWuoMV3I
>>13826453Court ordered to remain 500 ft away from any kitchen at all times
Nothing makes me rage more than seeing Jack cook shit in a cold pan/oil.
>>13826810I'd eat the entire tray, I don't give a fuck
>>13824051>>13824505How the fuck does he manage to make everything so bloody? Everything he slices open starts bleeding out like a live animal, I've never seen anyone manage to somehow fuck up so badly, not even a literal child learning to cook
>>13827926Rubbing alcohol and aloe gel. Final product only had around 20-25% alcohol content, far below the usual minimum.
>>13828018amazing thank you
>>13828018Good on ya
>>13824051This one is just horrible.
>>13827888imagine if someone made this for you
>>13828018cream cheese and marshmallow fluff fruit dip is actually pretty good, only edible thing on the menu
>>13828639i'd reward them with candy and a coloring book
>>13828639I'd be happy anyone cared about me enough to cook for me at all.
Jack's lost his charm when I found out he's a fraud who only "cooks" for the camera. Even if be was a terrible cook at least you could appreciate his passion. But no he's a lying hack who eats fast food when not making videos.
>>13828018Couldn't stop laughing, I needed that. Thanks anon
>>13824032>tfw you forget to rinse the garlic
>>13828952>But no he's a lying hack who eats fast food when not making videos.This wasn’t obvious from his cooking?
>>13824363>that intro title doesnt even has even spacingi wonder how this retard can procreate
>>13824169Its Ja/ck/ so... Probably
For me it's when he cooked chili for his church chili contest using brisket that had been sitting in his freezer for a year. And he was butthurt when he didn't win
>>13824564>dislikes and negative commentsSomeone hasn't watched a Jack video in a while
Anyone have the webm of the omelette maker blowing open? That one's pure gold
>>13824051Look how juicy that is!
>>13824367The LotR movies made references like this so much less cool than they were when "Frodo Lives" was a thing.
>>13824523He loses his shit whenever someone calls him boomer on the live streams
>>13824523Not your personal army.
>>13828208he's fat so he literally cant wait the full 20min for his meals to cook. he throws them in for 5min and his fatbrain instinct is to instantly take the food out the second it smells nice so he can start eating.
>>13826815>>13826265>>13824505>>13824051this is the future you rare fags wanted.
>>13824363>magic bullet>that entire commercialAmerican television is truly unbelievable.
>>13830185None of those show Donald Trump being submitted to eternal agony on all of his nerve endings while being granted eternal life. What are you talking about?
>>13828952It makes sense he'd be a fat glutton if he cooks like this, I'd run to a fast food joint too if I was this inept.
does anyone else feel kinda bad that he can't be a masterchef anymore with only one usable arm? does anyone have the clip of him trying to open a jar...
>>13824407Reminder to wash your hands after wiping your ass and before wiping your eyes, boys.
>>13826278Where do you buy these face masks? My local stores are out of stock.
>>13827888Why would anyone need a recipe for this shit?
>>13828645you missed:no moneyno skillsclearly unsafegives no useful informationi have this useless crap
>>13828645>>13830267and no decent kitchen utensils
>>13824032people like she and jack tell you so much about the human race once you get past the initial horror...a being who should be fully aware of their own ineptness, instead takes the position of guiding others, implying they think they know what they're doing.marie is probably already dead from lead poisoning that she got somehow and ja/ck/ will not survive goronavirus, at least