COVD

[Anonymous No.13820289]

what is /ck/ cooking during the pandemic?
for me it's chicken pasta parmesan with frens

[Anonymous No.13820315]

>>13820289
It was absolutely glorious to eat.

[Anonymous No.13820322]

>>13820315
DUDE NICE CAT TICKER

[Anonymous No.13820325]

>>13820289
Are you gonna suck their dick too

[Anonymous No.13820331]

>>13820289
how'd you prepare the chicken?

[Anonymous No.13820332]

>>13820325
hell yeah, one's a black girl with a 16 foot penis

[Anonymous No.13820345]

>>13820331
yo I'm gonna be honest, I almost never cook with meat so I just guessed and combined rosemary, thyme and basil and just rubbed that all over the raw chicken before searing it in olive oil

[Anonymous No.13820425]

>>13820289
>chicken pasta parmesan with frens

That isn't social distancing

[Anonymous No.13820448]

>>13820425
>talking to me like that

That isn't social distancing

[Anonymous No.13820457]

>>13820289
Baked ziti, I'm too lazy to go to the fridge and take a photo.

[Anonymous No.13820477]

>>13820457
I'd love to create a tradition of eating pasta every year in memory of this pandemic

[Anonymous No.13820546]

Cut your thumb nail before I come over there and take it away from you.

[Anonymous No.13820574]

>>13820331
It had passed before I met it, anon..

[Anonymous No.13820582]

>>13820546
Post thumb tough guy

[Anonymous No.13820583]

>>13820289
Mostly just defrosted meat and fresh noodles since I don't feel like going grocery shopping for the next few weeks.

[Anonymous No.13820586]

>>13820546
I keep it longer than the rest of my nails just because it makes people upset

[Anonymous No.13820588]

>>13820586
Stop pretending to be me, worm..

[Anonymous No.13820630]

My nigga

[Anonymous No.13820655]

>>13820630
issat you?
friends already left so it's just me

[Anonymous No.13820701]

>>13820655
me making more pasta

[Anonymous No.13820704]

>>13820701
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS SIDEWAYS, I DIDN'T EVEN POST FROM A PHONE

[Anonymous No.13820705]

>>13820289
You guys should be dieting
If you're fat you're more likely to die from COVID

[Anonymous No.13820709]

>>13820705
if you're skinny and malnourished growing boy like me it's better than nothing

[Anonymous No.13820801]

Decided to use the lockdown as an opportunity to kick my ass back into making almost exclusively Japanese meals daily. I did so for a year in the past when there were more people living at home but took a lot of shortcuts. Other than rice, most of the ingredients aren't part of the panic buys.

I have a new book, ordered a brick of bonito with shaver, 2 pounds of kombu, and pounds of red and white miso.
[spoiler]by the way if anyone has any leads for a good price on in-stock koshihikari rice I would appreciate it

[Anonymous No.13820877]

>>13820289
Just normal foods. It's not even a true pandemic. Flu strains affect the entire world cyclically every single year, even kill people, but they're not pandemics. I don't know who wanted to force a recession, but I want to kick his ass.

[Anonymous No.13820888]

>>13820877
It might not be a true pandemic but they're shutting down the entire fucking world because of it. Whether it's logical or not we're in for a rough ride.

[Anonymous No.13820895]

>>13820877
>not a pandemic
>no worse than the flu
>what is a .1% vs a 2-5% fatality rate?
NPCs like you need to be culled.

[Anonymous No.13820902]

>>13820895
0.1%? What a load of shit. At least 1% every year, sometimes more.

to 5%? Never. Nice inflation.

[Anonymous No.13820905]

>>13820895
Mortality rate in the US is still less than 1%

[Anonymous No.13820910]

>>13820902
>to 5%? Never. Nice inflation.
lets see how that plays out with a larger western sample and overextended medical system.
>Nice inflation.
I gave a range for a reason, retard. Its at least as deadly as the Spanish Flu.

[Anonymous No.13820935]

baking that bread. good thing I got a huge bag of flour before the store was sold out

[Anonymous No.13820953]

>>13820905
Because it's only really taken off in the last week and people usually die around day 10-12.

Italy's death rate is ~7%.

[Anonymous No.13820958]

Brussel sprouts with mexican cheese

[Anonymous No.13820960]

This masterpiece

[Anonymous No.13820979]

>>13820960
Is that considered medium rare or inbetween rare - medium rare? I'm just getting into cooking (I made this >>13820958 )

[Anonymous No.13821027]

>>13820960
Why is it always fags who can't cook a steak to save their lives that are so up their own ass delusional about the slop they throw on a plate?

[Anonymous No.13821065]

>>13821027
What do you think of my dish? >>13820958

[Anonymous No.13821073]

>>13821065
They're called brussels sprouts.

[Anonymous No.13821095]

>>13821065
Some thumbnails don't even need to be opened to know they aren't worth the time.

[Anonymous No.13821104]

>>13821073
Ok

>>13821095
Ok

[Anonymous No.13821105]

>>13820960
that looks greasy and sloppy as shit. did you even let the meat rest a little bit? where the fuck is the crust? no veggies...not even a side of asparagus?
why didn't you use the juices to make an aux jus or pan gravy? May corona claim us all to redeem this abomination of a meal.

the yams or sweet potatos look alright, though with all that fat and grease the butter or margarine on top seems...a bit excessive.

[Anonymous No.13822108]

>>13821027
YOU MAD WHITE BOI??? Steak was cooked perfectly

[Anonymous No.13822112]

>>13821105
Yes let the steak sit. It was cooked perfectly. The juicing i soaked up with bread and ate with bites of bacon in between. And the starch was the vegetable for the meal. Had a salad earlier in the day.

[Anonymous No.13822129]

Cabbage and cabbage accessories.

[Anonymous No.13822134]

>>13821105
steak fags are the worst ck posters

[Anonymous No.13822150]

>>13820960
Disappointing on every level.

[Anonymous No.13822164]

>>13820960
looks like an in-home illegal abortion clinic

[Anonymous No.13822170]

>>13820289
Made some spaghetti aglio e olio yesterday and pork neck steaks with roasted broccoli today.

[Anonymous No.13822848]

>>13822129
quebecer?

[Anonymous No.13822853]

>>13822848
yesh

[Anonymous No.13822898]

I made an omelette

[Anonymous No.13822938]

>>13820960
looks like a bbq joint in wuhan

[Anonymous No.13822950]

>>13820902
the itaians are sitting at around 7% atm. ouch

[Anonymous No.13823049]

>>13822950
Because they're all homosexual. All the people I met in Italy wanted to kiss me. Gross. Good way to get sick, no surprise they all got sick.

[Anonymous No.13823066]

>>13823049
well. in youroupa second base is rimjobs, you fucking prude.

[Anonymous No.13823286]

[Anonymous No.13823416]

Pretty much the same things I always cook... Pasta and stews.
Today was curry day.
Also genmai tea.

[Anonymous No.13823494]

>>13820425
>OH MY GOD BRO SOME OLD PEOPLE N ANOTHER COUNTRY ARE DYING OF FLU WE HAVE TO SHUTDOWN THE COUNTRY AND PUT EVERYONE INTO QUARANTINE QUICK EVERYONE BUY ALL THE TOILET PAPER YOU CAN!!!!! OH MY GOD THIS TRULY IS THE END TIME!!!! NO ONE TOUCH ME OR LOOK AT ME OR COME NEAR ME YOU MIGHT HAVE THE PLAGUE!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.13823782]

>>13823049
backpedalling this hard

[Anonymous No.13825334]

>>13823494

[Anonymous No.13825340]

>>13820877
>force a recession,
If we get away with another Great Depression we'll be lucky.

[Anonymous No.13825702]

I made this thing. It's a meringue roll with custard, strawberries and walnuts.

[Anonymous No.13825876]

>>13820289
I can't cook.

[Anonymous No.13827273]

pancakes

[Anonymous No.13827349]

>>13820345
Why do Americans say things like "I'm gonna be honest" or "I legitimately did something".

Is being dishonest the default for Americans?

[Anonymous No.13827400]

>>13827349
Been a while since you visited the colonies guv?

[Anonymous No.13828685]

>>13827349
>I'm gonna be honest
"I'm going to tell you something that will most likely be poorly received, but I feel compelled to tell you regardless."

It's usually the case choosing to say something "best left unsaid," or phrasing it bluntly/rudely, rather than choosing not to lie.

>I legitimately did something
"I did not half-ass it (despite what others might assume)"

Replace legitimately with really, seriously, honestly, etc.

[Anonymous No.13829309]

>>13820801
Weeb

[Anonymous No.13829315]

>>13829309
how creative

[Anonymous No.13829325]

will probably cook some spaghetti when my wife and her bf get home.

[Anonymous No.13829345]

>>13827349

>is being dishonest the default for Americans?

rich coming from a bong

[Anonymous No.13829577]

Made this for dinner the other day. I made a burger patty and put it on some grilled buttered toast with some cheese sticks as cheese since I ran out of normal cheese in the fridge + yellow potatoes.

r8

[Anonymous No.13829580]

>>13820289
>chicken pasta parmesan

[Anonymous No.13831037]

"Cooked" some frozen orange chicken meal and made some jasmine rice in a rice cooker with mixed vegetables. Mixed butter into the rice and put some pepper on it.

Great mix, tastes very close to what you'd get from Panda Express.

[Anonymous No.13831128]

for me it's ricotta gnocchi

[Anonymous No.13831166]

>>13820289
probably something egg related. They go bad soon. Tomorrow I'll probably do a lasagna. It's fun seeing people panic buying after calling you crazy all those years for keeping a properly stocked pantry.

At work it's even better. Zoomers are starting to get crazy without open restaurants and eateries. The concept of bringing your own food to work seems to be hard to grasp.

[Anonymous No.13831242]

Finna boutta make chicharron crusted tendies. Pics soon

[Anonymous No.13831275]

>>13831242
Breasts marinated in yogurt, tomato sauce, and pickle brine for 1.5 days

[Anonymous No.13831416]

>>13820289
Chili with beans

[Anonymous No.13831494]

>>13831275
Fryan

[Anonymous No.13833392]

>>13820289
a girl named alice has been posting her recipes all week, if you wanna check em out