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>>13810110you need to get out more
Where did the chicken get the money to buy the eggs?
>>13810152Is a chook not entitled to the sweat of her brow?
>>13810110Actually chuckled at this, does this make me a boomer?
>>13810195yeah loser, sorry
>>13810110Is some wagie fuck comments on my grocery shopping like that I'll get his pimply ass fired.
>>13810207Isn't that character canonically straight and only crossdresses to make the girl he's with feel less uncomfortable about taking on a masculine job?
If the chicken has money, then why is it relying on the humans to house and feed it? Wouldn't it be better off supporting itself? I can't imagine it has any love for a family that views it as dispoable. Also can the chicken talk? How does it understand English? Where does it keep the eggs before it plants them in the nest? How does it keep them from spoiling? Those 12 eggs are going to be sitting out for 12 days or so and I can't imagine they'd still be good after that long. If I were the chicken, I would buy a half dozen at a time to keep them from spoiling. That's less cost effective though, so maybe I wouldn't.
>>13810169Add a few more slices of meat and grill this, it wouldn't be that bad.
>>13810271i dont get this one
>>13810271Normally I love his work, but this one makes no sense to me.
>>13810195It's an indictment of the industrial carnist industry, that the life of a thinking, feeling being as cheaper than the cost of a dozen eggs, while also commenting on the implication that in a capitalist world, we're all only as good as our last envelope. if you laughed, you're a sociopath.
>>13810128Well, you can't say this guy doesn't enjoy his work
>>13810128>please don't be cheese>please don't be cheese>please don't be cheese>please don't be cheese>please don't be cheesefuck
>>13810307>13810307SAID NOBODY EVER
>>13810271Took me a while, but that's genius.
>>13810128Why is he wasting half the cheese? Why pour the whole thing out if it's all going to slide off the side? He's just good at playing it off when he fucks up isn't he?
>>13810208>I'll get his pimply ass fired.Sure you will. Nobody takes your fat ass seriously in real life just like they don't take you seriously online.
>>13810315I hate corporations like you wouldn't believe.
>>13810271Look in the background
>>13810372>>13810375I hate the people who enable it
>>13810361Pls tell, I don't understand
someone plz eplzain cow tools
>>13810224>not understanding that the point of the picture is to say that all anime is gaySeriously, anime is fucking gay
>>13810276>>13810392the joke was supposed to be that cows can't use tools and so their tools would look silly and crudenaturally it was a stupid joke and nobody got it and now he is eternally having to explain it
>>13810271haha because cows are bad at making tools!!
>>13810417Not just they would look silly and crude, but that they wouldn't look like tools at all. But he fucked up by making the thing on the right kinda look like a handsaw.
>>13810805dog bles murrika
>>13810208Whaddaya mean booze ain't food?
should have known the crab apologists would be out in full force. crabs do breathe air and are a direct contributor to global warming based on the co2 that they produce. they regularly cut underwater cables because they are so stupid, mistaking them for prey. this has caused a sharp spike in the price of teflon, a material that is used. crabs are fucking retarded and should be erradicated as a species. luckily, steps have been put in place by french guiana, in a 2014 study presented to the UN
>>13810894get a grib
>>13810224lmao ferris was a literal sex slave, not a single drop of masculinity on her.
>>13810904this post has been brought to you by crab lives matter
>>13810128based saltbae poster
>>13810918Salt is old news
>>13810128Too much meat too much cheese egg is perfect bun looks good too
>>13810361No it really isn't
>>13810315You know when this video was first posted it was when there were very few maymay adshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtySt6Fg30
>>13810271>>13810285>>13810593>>13810417So it is or at least used to be a big thing everyone "knew" that tool use was what separated humans from all other animals. This was pretty much accepted fact at the time.The joke is that other animals can't use tools not because they aren't intelligent enough to go about conceptualizing a tool, building it and using it, but because they're just super shitty at building tools. So making the thing on the right look like a saw isn't a mistake, it's still part of the joke.
>>13810208My local grocery store started metering the customers. There was a line outside, and an attendant only letting a few people in at a time when other people left. I can only assume it's because of retards like you, and nothing to do with the actual virus.
>>13810172uma... sopa de bat-o
>>13811333Chinks are disgusting
>>13810128Don't they toss faggots off roofs where he's from?
>>13810904I thougght the point oof being vegan was not eating animal products.Why do vegans go around and make fake meat?
>>13811105Yeah, that is concerning to me as well. But the rest of the recipe actually seems pretty good. I just wouldn't call them "crab" cakes.
>>13811372God bless you anon
>>13810904Why do they always have to draw attention to how vegan it is? Can't they call them Crispy Fried Palm Cakes or something?Also, what the fuck does vegan "mayo" taste like and why does it look like foamy water with no fat content?
>>13811656It tastes pretty much the same. The egg doesn't add much flavor to mayo.
>>13810128I've seen a lot of salt bae shit but this is the first one that made me genuinely irritatedwhat even is that? is it supposed to be appetizing?
>>13811413No lol, Turks are legendary fags
>>13811540What does the Hampton Creek flavor taste like?
>>13811167tfw not slick enough to bribe the bouncer for entry to the most happening grocery stores on Saturday night
>>13811888No one remember's homosexual rapists with small cocks
>>13810208No you won't lol
>>13812007.... is this Jack?
>>13810169If that's an okay piece of ham, that shit is delicious broiled.
>>13810316I love a good piece of cheese, but people overuse shitty cheese in their cooking. A slop of melted commodity cheese on every fucking sandwich is gross.
>>13810904anything low carb and gluten free?
>>13810914>lmao ferris was a literal sex slave, not a single drop of masculinity on her.>Actual history was that he was basically locked in his family's dungeon because of the cat ears until the lady he serves rescued him and cast down his family
>humor thread>0 funny posts
>>13812071That's the joke
>>13810904>canned artichokes and garbanzo beans>canned heart of palmwhy even bother. I get the artichokes and garbanzo but canned heart of palms are fucking FLAVORLESS. how is it supposed to be anything like a crab cake? call it a louisiana falafel at that point.
>>13810904>Frying in oilinto the trash it goes
>>13812028I don't think so. Both his arms work
>>13811656>Why do they always have to draw attention to how vegan it is? Can't they call them Crispy Fried Palm Cakes or something?Because their purpose is mainly to try to convince people that vegan garbage is "just as good."
>>13810304Holy shit /ck/ + /vp/ needs to be a thing NOW
>>13810110Fry up spicy italian sausage, remove and set aside. Add a splash of olive oil to the sausage fat, then add diced onion, bell pepper, and mushrooms with some salt and stir fry until onions are translucent and mushrooms have taken on some color. Add diced garlic, cook 30-45 seconds. Add cooked sausage, dump in a jar of Rao's marinara (with a little water or stock to wash out the jar), and simmer for 15-20 minutes. Stir in some fresh herbs at the end, top with parmesan and more herbs.>jarred sauceI literally don't give a shit, Rao's is better than just about any more time-consuming sauce recipe on the internet. Save the hate for Ragu or Prego or some shit.
>>13812130when you call it a Louisiana falafel it sounds pretty good
>>13812157Huh. I didn't even know there was a Pokemon board.
>>13810395wheres the irl remake of this? its hilarious
>>13812185I just visited. It reminded me of how much you really need to lurk before participating in a board. I've played Pokemon must of my childhood and had no clue what half the threads were about.
>>13810271>38 years old
>>13810881Do N*****s really?
>>13810166remember the episode that shat on british cuisine where the guy ate a sandwich with octopus legs in it, spit it out, and said "ew yuck! there's CHEESE in my sandwich!"
>>13810271This image is literally, materially evil
>>13812097>now 1 funny post>good job ruining it
>>13812130>louisiana falafelI would order this not knowing anything about it
>>13812030>Cheese pizza timethis isn't 2004 anonand this ain't a sink thread
>>13810921>chambered pistol>pointed at the cameraman>pointed directly at the cop's hand/fingers
>>13810301Oof that's a feel
>>13811372Idk something still eludes me about this one. It's almost like I NEED Larson to have meant something more
>>13812146KekThat video seemed too normal for him.
>>13810363Why is he wasting like 95% of the salt?
>>13810212From the thumbnail that looked like she was eating from a toilet bowl.
>>13812130wtf is heart of palm.
>>13812706>cameramantripod >cops fingersRetard
>>13812751>tripodSo the camera shake was added in post?
>>13812201It's a terrible place, mostly just porn and arguments
>>13812730Crab apologists, I swear.
>>13812818why the chickpea water?
>>13812844its viscous, vegans use it as an egg white substitute
>>13812818>>13812850What's the metal appliance
>>13810894>a material that is usedinterdasting
>>13812856It's just a handheld food processor.
>>13810904get rid of that nasty ass looking "vegan mayo" and id definitely give these a shot
>>13812862>sell free range organic eggs>buy caged eggs>pocket the profitno one will ever know
>>13812866Yeah vegan mayo is ass. It's such a simple pairing, oil and eggs. take one out and it's completely different. not like I've tried every vegan mayo but man that stuff ain't the same
>>13810399hahaha how do i subscribe to this fellow
>>13811372This whole book is damn funny. Especially the section with commentary on comics nobody got. The one with Mr Pembrose the eyeball with anger issues on the shrink's couch had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. It's so insanely stupid and unfunny it becomes legitimate comic genius
>>13812751>tripod>calling others retardedbased retard poster
>>13812728>>13812146Idk, it looked like that retards general setup, and the way he idiotically twists a fork into the tough skin at the end instead of just cutting the fucker like a normal person makes me think it must be none other than ja/ck/. Might just be before the stroke. Definitely looks overcooked, too.
>>13812980>legitimateAs opposed to illegitimate?
>>13812940I want some spicy chicken mcdo.
>>13813018>he's never witnessed illegitimate comic genius
Last time I made a food joke thread I was banned for three days, fuck jannies