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I want to order a pizza bros

>> No.13806170

>>13806156
Nope. The only shit I have stockpiled is ramen so I'm dying.

>> No.13807329
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13807329

Sure anon! What can I getcha?

>> No.13807334

>>13806156
Just do it. But consider ordering from a local place, the big chains will be okay through all this, a lot of small businesses are in real trouble.

>> No.13807345

>>13806156
Make one. Cheezus.

>> No.13807350

>>13807334
>small businesses are in real trouble.
Good, they're anti-capitalist and deserve to fail for staying small. Good riddance to bad blood.

>> No.13807351
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>>13806156
ummm go get some then, most food places are open for pickup or delivery. you just can't dine in

>> No.13807358

>>13807350
>good riddance to bad blood
here's toasting to you getting coughed on

>> No.13807361

>>13807350
Who is the capitalist version of Stalin?

>> No.13807381

>>13806156
I warned you fuckers time and time again that cooking was a survival skill but nooooooo.

>> No.13807415

>>13807361
Arthur Laffer?

>> No.13807416

>>13807361
me

>> No.13807419

>>13807358
*tink*

>> No.13807424

>>13807361
DT

>> No.13807473

>>13807329
Umm, yeah. Lemme get a slice of p-roni, with some t-sauce, and m-rooms.

>> No.13807773

>>13807361
The monopoly guy

>> No.13807783

>>13807334
Don't do this

Italians are more likely to have corona--
Pizza, pasta, gelato, all will give you coronavirus

>> No.13807791

>>13806156
I just did, what’s the problem? they’re cheap and I got a free voucher for a medium two topping one. Don’t be a paranoid little baby, the pizzas are pretty much certainly safe and absolute worst case scenario it won’t be a big deal unless you’re a boomer

>> No.13807797

>>13806156
Pizza is the safest thing to order out. Even if it’s 50% coronavirus by weight simply sliding it onto a sheet pan and under the broiler for a few minutes would render it perfectly safe to eat.

The box and everything else should be considered drenched in Ebola-SARS-AIDS blood and discarded immediately (wash your fucking hands). It’s a golden era for pizza right now.

>> No.13807810

>>13807350
You must be fun at parties.

>So yeah! just got my little restaurant off the ground and business is booming!
>PATHETIC. ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC. THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG HOW DARE YOU BE CONTENT TO BE SUCCESSFUL AS A SMALL BUSINESS. EXPAND AND SWALLOW UP ALL THE WORLD’S WEALTH IN YOUR BOTTOMLESS MAW OR BE EXPUNGED.

>> No.13807812

>>13806156
I got a mom & pop joint on the same block that I live on, order a "nomma pizza" it's like a Sicilican but thinner and square. You might like it.

>> No.13807826

>>13807797
The mom & pop joint is on the same block as I live on, it's real quick to just call them up and get a pick up delivery. I just wish that they had chicken marsala.

>> No.13807835

You should see this guy's daughters, they're total hotties! It's not even fair!

>> No.13808090

>>13806170
multi vitamins mofo

>> No.13808175

>>13808090
he still probably isn't getting enough protein

>> No.13808177

>>13807361
ronald mcdonald

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>>13807334
>a lot of small businesses are in real trouble.
Than don't charge $22.99 for a "large" pie with no additional toppings.

I'll buy my $6 Little Caesars Hot N Read Pie thank you very much.

>> No.13808242

Just order a piza

>> No.13808576

>tfw ordering pizza and soda is $30-$35 in my country (norway)

I fucking hate it lads

>> No.13808602

>>13808175
>Need to get protein
>i can't eat meat right now since it's a pain eating meat(unless they're grounded) with my dental braces.
Guess ill just eat fish or ground meat until my braces are removed.

>> No.13808606

>>13807783
What have Italians got to do with it? Pizza places are run by Arabs or Indians.

>> No.13808612

>>13808576
That's the way it is in Alaska.

>> No.13808613

>>13808242
No!

>> No.13808619

>>13807361
Pinochet

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>>13807797
>>13807783
>>13806156
good, good, eat the pizza go-I mean, guy

>> No.13808650

>>13806156
If you cave and order pizza. Put the pizza on a large oven tray, discard the box immediately in an outside bin, wash your hands with soap for 20 seconds, and then cook that pizza at a high heat in the oven for a good 5-10 mins to kill off some germs and keep the pizza hot.
Might still get ill, but its better than nothing.