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What's Jewish cuisine like? I literally know nothing about it besides hearing the names of some foods, like matza bread and gefilte fish, in American movies and TV shows. Is some of their stuff worth trying out? Anything easy to make that I can start with that would make a good impression? I'm South American, there are no Jewish restaurants anywhere near me, so I'd have to whip something up myself?

>> No.13801396

its just stolen palestinian food

>> No.13801397

>>13801387
I like falafel on a waffle.

>> No.13801400
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>>13801387
If you've never had latkes, you really should. They're like if hash browns were better, when done right. Matzo ball soup is basically just chicken and dumplings, but really nice. The dumplings are a bit different, too. Those are both quite easy.
Challah bread is almost as enticing as Abby's Khazar milkers, if you're a baker. Might be the tastiest bread i've had, and it's nice-looking if you braid it properly.

>> No.13801403

>>13801387
Absolute cringe. If that was a guy the entire internet would bully him until he committed sudoku.

>> No.13801408

>>13801387
>>13801400
How do I get a cute jewish gf bros

>> No.13801414

>>13801408
I don't think i'd be spending the night alone on /ck/ if i had an answer to that question

>> No.13801416

>>13801408
>Cut helmet off your little soldier
>Grow big nose
>Be tight ass with money
>Act smug and superior
>Hate Palestine

>> No.13801420

>>13801416
Simple as

>> No.13801426

>>13801387
>top tire
gefilte fish
falafel
bagels
farfalej
pastrami
hummus
kreplach
>shit tire
knish, potato doesnt go inside a pastry
matzo, unless its covered in chocolate, then its decnt but just decent, bottom tire barely passable
not mixing dairy with meat, this is why you got expelled from europe

feel free to add to the list

>> No.13801428

>>13801396
try armenian

>> No.13801430

>>13801426
also dont forget not yeast september

>> No.13801435 [DELETED] 

>>13801408
Idk man but jewish girls always seem to be into me for some unexplained reason. Actually,
>>13801416
>circumsized
>big nose
>stingy
>smug and superior
>hate shitskins of every flavor, including palestinians
Maybe there's something to it

>> No.13801455

>>13801426
>top tier
>gefilte fish

>> No.13801456

>>13801387
whats the joke

>> No.13801470
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jews pls explain

>> No.13801476

>>13801408
Deny the Holocaust. Self-hatred is quite common amongst the Jews.

>> No.13801496
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How has no one mentionned babka yet

>> No.13801532

Pastrami is amazing, it's also the most sensual of the cured meats.

>> No.13801538

>>13801387
>no ones supportive of me being jewish
doubt.tiff

>> No.13801540

>>13801403
Yeah, nobody ever bullies jews.

>> No.13801542

>>13801540
Has nothing to do with Jews my goy. It's just a cringe video.

>> No.13801558
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>>13801416
>>Be tight ass with money
>>Act smug and superior
>>Hate Palestine
three out of five ain't bad, r-right brehs??

>> No.13801568

>>13801558
you qualify for a chinese trap. that's equivalent to 3/5 jew and 3/5 female

>> No.13801585

>>13801387
>that webm
r/TikTokCringe

>> No.13801593

>>13801542
I was responding to the implication that she is protected from bullying, not the quality of the video, my semi-illiterate friend.

>> No.13801604

>>13801585
fuck you, TikTok is based. BASED!!!

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>>13801387
I once competed in a baking competition when I was a teen boy as part of a government initiative to encourage people to eat healthy. One of the Jewish kids from Hebrew school accidentally spilled milk all over the place and was incinerated in a house fire a few years later. Unbelievable. I thought the food was amazing at his funeral. Unfortunately no ham.

>> No.13801684

>>13801683
>spill milk once
>incinerated in a house fire
Harsh, but fair

>> No.13801754

>>13801387

>boyfriend sick
>woman still makes it all about her

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>>13801387
>making jewish food because my bf is sick and jewish food makes me feel better

>> No.13801845

>>13801496
Looks like bread to me. Everyone under the sun thinks they have some sort of 'special' bread that is the best. Try again.

>> No.13801851

>>13801845
Lol it's filled with chocolate and rolled before baking. Stay mad goy

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>>13801387
Jews come from a genetic line of herders, so they will inevitably incorporate a lot of dairy and meat in their diets. If I were to guess what it is like, I would just take the agriculturalist diet of the "amalek" and flip it, flip the values and flip the processes, and there you have Jewish cuisine. I've never heard of an explicitly Jewish restaurant either---try McDonalds.

>> No.13801891

>>13801387
all the worst versions of other cultures foods

>> No.13801902

>>13801408
sell your soul to the devil

>> No.13801918

>>13801403
Uh it's seppuku you tard

>> No.13801920

>>13801387
Foreskins

>> No.13801935

>>13801918
Fuckin newfag

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>>13801935

>> No.13801970

>>13801408
Invite her over to take a shower

>> No.13801973

>>13801387
These tiktok webms are so much more depressing when the people in them are obviously adults.
I can understand 14-year-olds making these retarded videos, but this woman looks old enough that her overbearing mother should be pestering her about making some grandchildren already.

Gefilte fish seems like pretty much the worst way to make fish to me. And I'm Scandinavian.

>> No.13801988

its arab cuisine but they call it jewish

cus that is all they do steal shit

>> No.13801997

>>13801470
Looks tasty desu

>> No.13802009

>>13801988
It's "Arab cuisine" that's spent a few centuries floating around the Mediterranean and then settled down in peasant Europe for a good millennia or so.

>> No.13802015

>>13801387
IF I WAS HIM THE ONLY JEWISH FOOD I'D ASK OF HER WOULD BE PRIME KOSHER MILKIES AND PUSSY HAHA WHO'S WITH ME???

>> No.13802024

who will answer the roastie question

>> No.13802047
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>>13801408
probably by being fucking jewish. As a runner up plan, you could try installing a military dictatorship in your country while putting all the jews in summer camps to take back the reigns of power and banks from them, then visiting these camps to "inspect" them for yourself. While doing one of these inspections, calmly try talking to a few of the jewish women, some of them will instinctively be attracted to you because of your position of power, or by Stockholm Syndrome and be delighted you're giving them the time of day. Once you've found the one, order the guards to take her to a separate building for an interrogation where you of course will have sex with her a few times. She will now be dickmatized and obsessed with you. Let the guards take her back to the housing unit and tell the camp commander that she is special and needs to have priority for food and medicine over the others after the enemy bombers destroy most of the national stockpile, causing most of the inmates to die from starvation and diseases. (this is important)
Eventually out of jealousy, the world will gang up on your country and the land invasion will be underway. Change into civilian clothing, change your appearance as much as you can and sneak into this camp at night right before liberation of the camp by the enemy is imminent. When the enemy is liberating the camp, find your 20 year old jewish qt 3.14, put your finger on her lips and say "sssshhhh" then kiss her and walk hand in hand towards the invading soldiers.
You now have a cute jewish gf that will always love you.

>> No.13802053

>>13801400
built like a fridge

>> No.13802062

>>13801387
Basic middle eastern food, great hummus, alright enough falafels, tahini on everything, laughable chicken broth with dumplings made of basically bread. Oh, and shakshuka on a weekly basis which looked oversalted and not that interesting.

>> No.13802085

Depends on the type of Jew. If it's Ashkenazi, stay the fuck away from it. It will be horrible shit like pudding made out of pasta and raisins or stale ass bread crumbs made into balls and floating in bland ass soup.
Sephardic, Mizrahi, Bene Roma, Romaniote, Beta yIsrael and Yemeni Jewish communities have actually good foods.

>>13801396
Yemeni Jews have eaten a lot of the same stuff as the Palestinians since the beginning of time. The Ashkenazim, who are the majority of Jews in the world (even in Israel) stole that shit from the Yemenim. I guess stealing Yemeni Jewish children wasn't enough.
Anyway, that's enough from me because I don't wanna go on a tirade about the situation. Just remember that Ashkenazi food, like the dishes you mentioned, are generally shit but the rest of us non-Ashk Jews have decent cuisine. AND we didn't steal it from other countries and made it worse.

>> No.13802088

>>13801400
shit taste in shoes, hips a bit too wide, breasts obviously would sag without a bra

4/10 would bang while imagining I'm banging my first gf

>> No.13802090

>>13802085
that's because ashkenazi jew is just wh*teoid food

real jews blended in with arabs and muslims until political islam (which was the fault of wh*teoids) destroyed that bond

>> No.13802106

>>13801426
>potato doesnt go inside a pastry
never had turkish food? bureka

>> No.13802116

>>13802106
I ain't your bureka, pal.

>> No.13802124

>>13802090
What about the foods from Sephardic, Italki/Bene Roma and Romaniote Jews? Or the Mountain Jews or the Buharim etc etc etc. Those cuisines aren't Islamic in origin at all. Well, maybe the Buhari Jews. Although they do eat curries.

>> No.13802130

>>13802090
>it took europeans to teach the muslims about (((their))) true nature
white man's burden

>> No.13802131

>>13801845
So Jewish people must produce a totally unique and unheard of food in order to be okay but the minute someone laughs at hamburgers you fly into a rage. Why are Americans like this?

>> No.13802134
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>>13801396
They're still in the process of stealing palestinian food. At this point jewish cuisine is largely based on polish, russian and german cuisine and if you go into a jewish delicatessen, that's what you get: German and eastern european dishes.

The bagel for example was a german bread that became popular with jews, because their kike/kosher laws did not allow them to eat bread on certain days. Being the kikes that they are, the jews got around that by claiming that the beugel, which is boiled before it is baked is not actually bread. That's how the beugel became a jewish staple. Fucking kikes.

>> No.13802139

I find their bagel obsession odd

>> No.13802140
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>>13802134
Oh and of course they are obsessed with excrement and the anus. They could've used the traditional pretzel or half-moon shapes, but that wasn't devious enough for the kikes.

>> No.13802142

>>13802134
>jewish cuisine is largely based on polish, russian and german cuisine
Askhenazi cuisine, Anon. Ashkenazi. I'm a non-Ashk Jew and I had bagels with salmon and cream cheese as well as latkes for the first time in adulthood.
#notalljews

>> No.13802147

>>13802142
maybe your parents are just cheap?

>> No.13802148

>>13801845
>looks like
>has never tried
please kys quickly so the posting quality can go up

>> No.13802152

>>13802147
No, we just don't have bagels in my country and latkes aren't part of our tradition. You know. Cuz we're not Ashks.

>> No.13802188
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OP is very cute for a jewish girl. Many of them are really off putting but some are super cute.

>> No.13802217

>>13801400
i went to her channel based on this webm's title and of course because i wanted to rub one or two off but holy FUCK does she look unsettling when she talks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVrtKu-zNlE

what the fuck is wrong with her. my god would i still demolish her though

>> No.13802221

>>13802217
She's such a JAP it's unreal. I grew up around them and they are the most annoying people on the planet

>> No.13802228
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>>13802221
what's a JAP?

>> No.13802232

>>13802228
Jewish American Princess.

>> No.13802252

>>13801470
This is chollent... Or however you spell it. Jews aren't supposed to "work" on the Sabbath. Cooking is work. So before the Sabbath sits in, the wife would put together this hearty stew of meat and beans and put it in the oven. It cooks over night and is served for lunch the following day. This dish dates back hundreds if not thousands of years. Now, people can use crockpot or time their ovens, etc.

>> No.13802262

>>13802232
oh. kek. i can see that.

>> No.13802263

>>13801387
It's like if you took slav food and instead of frying or oven baking it you boiled it and put it through a grinder. And also didn't use sour cream or pork. So it's pretty shit. Knishes are nice in cold weather though.

>> No.13802284

i want a rich jewish GF.

>> No.13802288

>>13801400
>>13801387

GIVE ME JEWISH GIRLFRIEND HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.13802307

>>13802124
>Mountain Jews

outside of Georgia, Kavkaz food sucks

>> No.13802311

>>13802228
but her family is just middle class growing up

>> No.13802362

>>13801387
>Her boyfriendis sick
>Somehow makes it all about her

I hate w*men so much

>> No.13802375

>>13802362
>sick
>on HER birthday
>she CHOOSES to cook for him anyways
>so much joy in him appreciating it she nearly cries and makes a video to tell the world how much she loves cooking for her bf
she is cute

>> No.13802385

>>13801470
Actually this looks like a tasty nutritious poorfag food.

>> No.13802392

>>13802375
seems like a jewish cunt who needs approval and attention to validate herself

>> No.13802399

>>13802392
not like you at all, eh?

>> No.13802407

>>13802399
that blanket defense works better when you actually know something about the person.
here's my kyke card and tiktock account:

>> No.13802502

They just took other middle eastern food and claimed it as their own. Same with some of the eastern European food.

>> No.13802516

>>13801470
>bay leaf
>eggs
>carrot
>barley
>meat
>white beans
FUCK I'M GONNA SHOOOOOOOOOOFAR

>> No.13802539

>had an israeli jew girlfriend who was pretty, loved to suck dick and swallow cum
>was extremely understanding, receptive, caring and gentle in all ways
>before we were about to have sex the first time, told me she had herpes

why is your god so cruel, Abraham

>> No.13802557

>>13802539
sometimes, it's just worth it bro

>> No.13802565

>>13802557
yeah i think i made the wrong choice ill never forget the look on her face when i clearly was deciding not to have sex with her right then and there

>> No.13802567

>>13801387
i want a jewish cooking waifu ;,(

>> No.13802576

>>13802392
>women crave attention

In other news, rain is wet

>> No.13802593

>>13802539
she probably had oral herpes too if she loved to suck dick

>> No.13802598

>>13802593
herpes doesn't work like that

>> No.13802628

>>13802598
after reviewing webMD to make sure I wasn't wrong, you are incorrect it does.

>> No.13802632

>>13802628
review harder. it doesn't work like that.

>> No.13802637

>>13802632
>you can't get oral herpes from sucking dick
hmmm I wonder why the guy who turns down pussy would believe this

>> No.13802640

>>13802632
It does. Herpes fags get BTFO. You can shed the virus, even if you aren't showing symptoms. You can spread oral herpes to genitals, and genital herpes to your face. I will never date a herpes fag and you guys are disgusting. That's why I will NEVER SHARE MY DRINKS.

>> No.13802643

>>13802640
>You can spread oral herpes to genitals, and genital herpes to your face.

you can also die from looking up once and crinking your spinal cord, it is on medical record, it happened to a guy.

oral herpes doesn't migrate to the genitals nor does genital herpes migrate to the face. there are two strains for a reason. they *can*, but in practice they *don't*

stop arguing about shit you have no idea about, high schoolers

>> No.13802654

>>13802643
Someone with HSV-1 can transmit the virus through oral contact with another person's genitals, anus, or mouth, even if they don't have sores that are visible at the time.
Look on the World Health Organization's website and stop making a fool of yourself. CYA, kiddo

>> No.13802655

>>13802643
>it doesn't work that way
>well ok it does but don't pay attention to that I'm right
please don't argue in public again

>> No.13802657

>>13802654
can. doesn't happen in practice

i suppose you believe you can get a girl pregnant with precum too

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>>13801387
>here's your food goy
>empty palms
how very jewish of her

>> No.13802676

>>13802643

Jew food? Its German food with no pork.

Think about how (((wonderful))) that must taste.

>> No.13802702

>>13802131
Nothing in that post indicates burgerism desu

>> No.13802783

>>13802217
When I looked at the comments on her channel, after all the boards were getting inundated about Ben Shapiro's sister's tits, the ratio was like 10:1 antisemitic and/or about her tits. It's more 5:1 or 7:1 now.

>> No.13802822

>>13801496
Its slavic even its name is slavic

>> No.13802971

>>13801918
congratulations you just played yoself

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milk truk just arrive

>> No.13803018

>>13802217
wtf, she has the vocal tonality of a tranny

>> No.13803052

>>13802539
Use a condom dumbass

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Abby is a godess

>> No.13803067

>>13801558
>Hate Palestine
not based and definitely NOT redpilled!

>> No.13803096

>>13802252
>Cooking is work
sounds pretty fucking jewish to me

>> No.13803174

>>13802015
Based golem

>> No.13803203

>>13803052
You can get it on your balls

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>>13803203
You deadass?

>> No.13803224

>>13803208
yeah man

>> No.13803345

>>13803208
You can get it on your anus too.

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>>13802643
Nigger you fucked up and have herpes and didn't even dick her lmao

>> No.13803495

>>13802217
She cute

>> No.13803507

>>13802643
>you can also die from looking up once and crinking your spinal cord, it is on medical record, it happened to a guy.
Story?

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>make a shit tier cracker
>call it cultural
>muh desert
>muh yahway
Piss off!

>> No.13803569

>>13801593
>I was responding to the implication that she is protected from bullying
Which she is because she's both a female and a jew. The vast majority of places online or off aren't going to tolerate the kind of B&RP antisemitism you see here.

>> No.13803588

>>13803067
pretty gay and not FREEDOMpilled

>> No.13803887

>>13802134
It's funny how every Jewish tradition and food is just them trying to worm their way out of the tenets of their faith.

>> No.13804212

>>13801387
whats so special about jewish food in comparison to normal food

>> No.13804311

>>13803887
What he said about bagels is false. The ruling isn't against eating "bread on certain days." It's against eating fermented/leavened grains "on certain days." Bagels are made from grains. And are fermented/leavened. No Jewish tradition would allow them during those "certain days."
To go further, even corn syrup is avoided during those "certain days." Yeah. That shit's taken seriously and to extremes.

>> No.13804445

>>13804311
Cope

>> No.13804451

>>13802053
The fuck are you talking about? Those hips look fantastic

>> No.13804469

>>13801426
>potato doesnt go inside a pastry
Why the fuck not? Pierogies are good.

>> No.13804491

>>13802085
but what about deepwater jews?

>> No.13804600

>>13801970
fuck thats funny

>> No.13804959

>>13802822
Well yeah if you consider Ashkenazi culture to have slavic roots.

>> No.13804976

>>13801387
why is she recording herself twice instead of with her boyfriend

>> No.13805292

>>13801387
>jews need support for being jewish

????

>> No.13805301

>>13805292
the poor fuck probably doesn't realize he'll have to get his dick cut off to marry the bitch

>> No.13805307

>>13804976
Same reason she doesn't actually show her cooking.

>> No.13805531

>>13801387
is anyone else insanely turned on by this? her inherent need for validation and shit

>> No.13805606

>>13801387
After The Collapse people like her will be put against a wall and machinegunned.
There's no room for people who dislike cranberry soda in the New World.

>> No.13805611

>>13805531
Her autism is adorable

>> No.13805620

>>13802047
Yeah I'm thinking based

>> No.13805626

jews eat money, thats why its fun to drop pennies around them

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>>13805626

>> No.13805792
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>>13802088
>hips a bit too wide

>> No.13806317

>>13801416
>Nope
>Got one
>Yep
>Yep
>Nope
Damn 3/5 - Enough for a chocolate waifu

>> No.13806455

>>13802217
i'm not an american but she seems really warm and genuine to me, way more than most youtuber women i have seen. i also have autism so maybe that impacts it .

>> No.13806465

>>13805792
haha who would want a jewess gf with massive milkers and birthing hips sounds gross haha

>> No.13806564

>>13805307
He was the cooking??!

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>>13802085
>us non-Ashk Jews
I've got an oven with your name on it

>> No.13807918

>>13801387
>no one has ever been so supportive of me being jewish

the whole fucking world kneels for the jews

>> No.13807996

>>13807861
And that name is?

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>>13801387
Jewish cuisine is like bread and soup a day, right?

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>>13801387
It's foreskins.

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>>13808001
bread AND soup is clearly too much food for them

>> No.13808058

>>13801496
it's the bread from Seinfeld

>> No.13808653

>>13806455
idk about warm but if she looks genuine to you you probably definitely have autism

>> No.13808657

>>13808653
That's a good sign. It's the people who are good at lying that you have to worry about.

>> No.13808666

>>13808657
wow amazing insight, you should definitely post this bit of wisdom on your facebook. your girlfriends will love it

>> No.13808686

>>13808666
Nice sleight of hand from the prince of lies. Facebook normalfags haven't a clue about it. Fact is that us autists have our honesty accused of being suspicious every day while true psychopaths are applauded as sincere and trustworthy.

>> No.13808694

>>13802134
I thought the bagel was popular with them because people began spreading rumors the jewish bakers were tainting or poisoning their bread and boiling meant it had to be safe

>> No.13808704

>>13808686
can't imagine a more normalfag take t b h

>> No.13808706

>>13808704
ok normalfag

>> No.13808717

>>13801387
Ashenkazi jew, which is the Jew most people think of when they think of Jew because these are the Jews that travelled to America and eventually resettled Israel, is basically eastern european cuisine with some very distant middle eastern influences. Jews were often poor (despite the popularity of the Shylock figure) and they made due with what was available, within their dietary laws. Ex. Gefilte FIsh, which is skinned and deboned fish steak minced and then mixed with browned onion, Egg, Salt, Pepper, and Oil - then stuffed back into the head and skin of the fish and poached until a coherent 'loaf'. Why?

Because the prohibition of separating bones from food while eating on the Sabbath.

>> No.13808725

>>13801387
she looks super thot now, it's sad

>> No.13808727

>>13801426
>Falafel
>Hummus
Nigga you retarded

>> No.13808733

>>13808727
Once Palestine ceases to exist, it'll become true because everyone who disagrees will be dead

>> No.13808749

>>13808733
That's what colonists thought about their incursion. The youth of 2170 will look at it very differently.

>> No.13808755

>>13808749
>That's what colonists thought about their incursion
but it totally worked out for the colonists, whats the last Iroquis Restaraunt you ate at anon?

>> No.13808759

>>13801400
Her nose looks like it belongs to a witch from some fairy tail.

>> No.13808816

>>13807996
>guess my name, goy! Ahhh youu don'''tt knoww ittt
great turnabout

>> No.13809059

>>13802053
>>13802088
imagine being this gay

>> No.13809064

>>13802085
wow I didn't know there were so many jewish groups

>> No.13809079

>>13801396
palestine is a made up place and palistians aren't a real people.

>> No.13809122

That distinctive look of jewish women is kind of interesting. Not that they are ugly but they are pretty masculine in some way. And I don't know how it's possible but they look all so similar, even though there isn't a standalone feature causing that. Maybe thicker eyebrows but it's not because only of them. Weird

>> No.13809198

>>13801387
Half eastern european and half levantine; there isn't much that doesn't have an analogue somewhere else.

>> No.13809230

>>13809064
ADL, SPLC, US Congress... yeah there's tons!

>> No.13809300
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13809300

My great aunt once took us to a Jewish restaurant when I was a kid. They had these giant chicken nuggets that were essentially a tennis ball-sized mound of chicken that was breaded, and matzoball soup.

>>13808759
Vampires and witches are actually based off of Jews. They knew even back then.

1 0 9 c o u n t r i e s

>> No.13809425

>>13801387
Latkes are fine, like if hasbrowns were an entre.

Never had matzo balls and challah bread is too sweet for me, it's a lot like potato bread.

New York Reuben's and Hot Pastrami on Jewish rye will a kosher pickle is the shit.

Fruit blintzes are nice too, although the Jews stole them from Russians.

>> No.13809508

Matzoh ball soup is the shit. I had some in Tokyo of all places where some Amerijews had set up a kosher style deli. They made the balls with chicken fat and the soup broth was thick enough that the balls would soak it up like sponges. Genuinely delicious

>> No.13809608

>>13801408
Invite her to a train trip.

>> No.13809629

>>13808816
So no?

>> No.13809646

>>13801387
Start off with matzoball soup and maybe chopped liver. You need schmaltz for the liver
The fish balls are horrible and really nasty to make from scratch. Don't bother with those.

>> No.13809674

>>13801408
unironically go to temple and meet some of the moms and they'll try to set you up with anyone they know that is single. I get tired of turning away grandmothers who are insistent

>> No.13809682

>>13809629
since you're clearly autistic, which is arguably worse than being jewish, I suppose it is worth explaining. "with your name on it" is an expression meaning that the item is intended for you. when the guy said he had an oven with your name on it, it is not a literal statement that he's got "Saul Geldstein" scratched into the top of his oven, but that he has an oven in which he intends to incinerate you. It's also of some note that this is probably itself not true either but merely "trash talking". this doesn't mean talking about garbage but I don't want you to start stimming so nevermind that bit.

>> No.13811314

>>13801387
Her story seems as fake as the holocaust.

>> No.13811571

>>13809682
tl;dr
So you're not even gonna try, is that right?

>> No.13811574

>>13809674
But I'm not Jewish or a doctor.

>> No.13811602

>>13801470

there is something very based about whole boiled eggs in a dish

>> No.13811696

>>13801387
It's badly stolen food. Nothing interesting imho.

>> No.13811711

>>13811571
Rumpelstiltskin.

>> No.13812221

>>13801918
Ok sudoku.

>> No.13812223

>>13802015
Damn right lad.

>> No.13812247

>>13802307
Hehehe, Mountain Jew-Dew.

>> No.13812271

>>13805531
I do share your deviant tastes anon, you are not alone.

>> No.13812275

>>13805606
True dat, true dat.

-Biper

>> No.13812276

>>13801387
Made of the cheapest ingredients from the dollar store.

>> No.13812296

>>13801387
Why is she dating a filthy gentile? That's disgusting.

>> No.13812299

>>13801387
Why does her boyfriend look exactly like her? Creepy choice of partner.

>> No.13812388
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13812388

>>13801396

>> No.13812392

>>13812299
Kek

>> No.13812405

>>13811602
There's a zero percent chance the yolks aren't gross and grey.

>> No.13812412

>>13812405
I've long planned to try making a dish like that using soft boiled eggs. I think it would come out well if you don't add them too early.

>> No.13812432

>>13802998
So how do I need to dress to get a gf like this?

>> No.13812436

>>13812432
Same as her.

>> No.13812447

>>13812436
Yeah, what's the male counterpart to those dresses?

>> No.13812463

>>13801396
Die

>> No.13812619

>>13801400
makes me think of her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaHsDpf1Ufs

damn something sexy aboot the look and that i will never have someone like her

>> No.13812640

>>13812619
That show started out pretty good but became a lame relationship comedy where everybody gives everybody a roll in the hay.

>> No.13812652

I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess
With over-worked gums, who squeaks when she cums
I don't want no troll
I just want a Yemenite hole

I want a darling little Jewish Princess
Who don't know shit about cooking and is arrogant looking
A vicious little Jewish Princess
To specifically happen with a pee-pee that's snapping
All up inside
I just want a princess to ride
Alright, back to the top... everybody twist!

I want a funky little Jewish Princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A brazen little Jewish Princess
With titanic tits, and sand blasted zits
She can even be poor
So long as she does it with four on the floor
(Vapor-lock)

I want a dainty little Jewish Princess
With a couple of sisters who can raise a few blisters
A fragile little Jewish Princess
With Romanian thighs, who weasels 'n' lies
For two or three nights
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites

>> No.13813025

>>13802375
Like he wouldn't be jewish..c'mon..her family would disown her..

>> No.13813173

Jewish cuisine is mostly stolen or awful but cold sweet fish are interesting to me. So Igot served raw salmon salad and sweet cold carp in jelly with almonds and raisins and I liked both. Sweet cold carp is probably an acquired taste.

>> No.13813283

>>13801387
Delicious jewess milkers and pussy.
>BiG NoSeS!
Yes

>> No.13813327

>>13811571
>Ohhhhhh I'm not an autist trust me. Now let us get back to literally interpreting an idiom.
well at least you didn't pretend to be trolling

>> No.13813372
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>>13801387
I grew up with a Jewish Ashkenazi mother and Greek father In the UK. I grew up around Jewish and Greek food and have a serious passion for the latter.
Jewish food in the UK I think is very different to what they have in the US, I utterly adore Jewish baking though. challah bread is seriously good and underrated along with some of the amazing chewy bagels I used to buy in North London Jewish bakeries when I lived there. But traditional Ashkenazi cuisine in general really isn't that interesting, it's all boring soups, overcooked brisket and fermented fish topped off with sublime bread. It's just glorified Eastern European food, so really nothing that special. I imagine that French, Moroccon and Syrian Jews must have a far more interesting cuisine.

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13813592

>>13801387
she is so fucking hot
would mix

t. anglo

>> No.13814032

>>13813327
C'mon... give it a go, love.

>> No.13814042

>>13813592
>mix
>anglo
kek

>> No.13814111

>>13801408
>Find a Jewish girl
>Take her out to good local restaurants
>Teach her how to D&D
>Don't stop buying her food
>TRY not to be a sperg

This is how it worked for me at least. We joke about that last part a lot whenever I ask how I got her.

>> No.13814146

>>13814032
what's the angle?
I'm not going to be surprised that you've got a sandman name instead of a yiddish one.

>> No.13814177

>>13814146
>non-ashk jew
>yiddish
You're both halves of a whole idiot, ain'tcha, friendo?

>> No.13814183

>>13814177
Oh you and your vast jew knowledge, what a great man you are !

>> No.13814184

>>13814177
I'm trying to figure out what your reasoning is by wanting to get a name thrown out. (there's already been two but nm that)

>> No.13814568
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13814568

its a hodgepodge of survival/poverty dishes, from eastern europe, and now some middle eastern dishes too, and with strong emphasis on ritual foods, like all the passover dishes. then add onto that the new york jewish culture. not an expert here, but its generally good if you avoid the weak areas, like passover grape wine, jarred gefilte fish. some good foods:
bagel cream cheese lox
whitefish/sable
pastrami on rye/rueben sandwich
hummus
chopped salad (popular in israel)
matzo ball soup
noodle kugel
coffeecake
kasha varnishkes (if i recall they are nice 9pictured)
rye bread
buckwheat
hammentaschen cookies
blintzes

>> No.13814587

>>13802047
holy fucking based

>> No.13814747

>>13811574
It doesn't matter if you're Jewish or not as the man. If you have kids, and the mother is Jewish, the kid is automatically Jewish. As long as you're financially stable then you're good.

>> No.13815209

>>13801416
Shut up moslem

>> No.13815346

>>13801387
Cancer.

>> No.13816169

GOD I WANT A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND

>> No.13816221

>>13814146
>>13814184
Aw. Don't give up! Give it a try! I believe in you!

>>13814177
Hush, you.

>> No.13816347

>>13809122
idk but its hot

>> No.13816360

God I'm so horny and lonely

>> No.13817743

>>13816221
>>13814177
>implying it's a different poster

>> No.13817776

>>13801387
Jewish deli is fucking god tier but there was an old Jewish woman sat next to me on a plane to NY once with a full buffet and it stank the entire plane out.

>> No.13818159

>>13817743
Pretty sure no one is implying that >>13814146 and >>13814184 are different people, Anonipoo.

>> No.13818178

>>13801396

BASED. Stolen Slavic and German food too. They also claim to have invented fish & chips; let the Bongs respond to that one.

>> No.13818214

>>13818159
alright even though I do think you're an autistic ESL your refusal to answer while still responding has legitimately rustled my jimmies. gg

>> No.13818221

>>13801396
>imagine being jewish or palestinian

>> No.13818226

>>13801456
I believe she's making fun of herself as well as her culture because she can't find a man that appreciates her culture and food and believes that other Jewish women might find it relatable and humorous by uploading it.

>> No.13818236
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13818236

>>13801387
>What's Jewish cuisine like?

It’s all stolen from other cultures but the Jews still try to claim it as their own.

>> No.13818316

>>13801496
Chocolate or cinnamon? I genuinely want to know since I never had either.

>> No.13818338

>>13801845
It's more of a cake.

>> No.13819407

>>13813025
Are you actually retarded? Jews intermarry way more than any ethno-religous group. It's actually better if it's the Jewish woman intermarrying because "Jewness" is past down by the mother.

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based thread

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>>13802217
>mfw she sounds like her brother when she starts picking up speed

>> No.13820610

>>13818214
What is ESL?

>> No.13820621

>>13820610
>t. ESL

>> No.13820770

>>13820621
What is '>t. ESL?'

>> No.13821228

>>13812447
>same as her

>> No.13821242

>>13819407
Sounds like the death of Judaism. Children follow an atheistic parent far more readily than an indoctrinated parent. Seeing early in life that the possibility of atheism exists is enough for them to swallow a redpill and don the fedora.

>> No.13821245

>>13820770

English as a Second Language. Pretty much common here for the entire globe and most of the American South.