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>drink 2 cups of coffee
>hour and a half later I have to shit like nothing else
>its rancid and loose
WTF is this devil juice doing to my digestive system?

>> No.13799595

>>13799587
Some people say it's the caffeine, others say coffee has a chemical that's the same as the one your body uses to signal that it's time to poop. I hated it though, even after I stopped drinking coffee it took like 6 months for me to shit normally again.

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13799604

>>13799587
what you get for not drinking tea

>> No.13799616

>>13799587
donald trump

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>>13799587
>hour and a half later I have to shit like nothing else

Wait till you get older and it’ll kick in a lot sooner.

I’m 52 and back in the day, I’d have my first cup of coffee at 5:00am and like clockwork, I’d be in the jon between 7-7:15 but nowadays, I’m in the bathroom before I even finish my first cup.

>> No.13799665

>>13799595
sometimes i crank like 3 diet cokes in a fairly short period of time, and it has the same effect. pretty sure it's the caffeine.

>> No.13799673

I'm confused is this supposed to be a bad thing?

>> No.13799680

>>13799665
Artificial sweeteners can cause it too though, because some of them are still basically sugar, only it gets broken down farther along your digestive tract after the point where you body absorbs things and when it finally does it causes problems with the bacteria there feeding on it. Some things with artificial sweeteners tell you to limit consumption or else you'll get gas/diarrhea. You'd have to try consuming plain caffeine to really know.

>> No.13800070

>why is a stimulant stimulating my body?

>> No.13800099

>>13799587
to be honest this is mostly pavlovian because I get the exact same effect with decaf

>> No.13800141

>>13799595
Is it normal for coffee to make you shit badly even six months after you stopped drinking it? Are you sure it's not something else in your diet?

>> No.13800159

>>13799665
Who the hell drinks 3 diet cokes in a short period of time?

>> No.13800163

>>13800159
Donald trump

>> No.13800167

>>13799624
its the cigarette

>> No.13800179

>>13799624
How long does it take you to finish a cup of coffee?

>> No.13801693

>>13800141
I was fine before starting to drink coffee, and I've been fine since. It is kind of normal if you get bad diarrhea though, you lose the good bacteria in your digestive system and it takes a while to recover from that.