Things only Amerikaners eat

[Anonymous No.13798004]

"Frito Pie"

[Anonymous No.13798007]

pussy

[Anonymous No.13798014]

>>13798004
It's called a "walking taco", also fuck you captcha.

[Anonymous No.13798054]

DOOOO AMERICANS REALLYYYY?

[Anonymous No.13798060]

>>13798004
nigger you mean a walking taco? what the fuck is a frito pie

[Anonymous No.13798115]

>>13798060

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzeDbXr4EC4

[Anonymous No.13798130]

It's just chilli on chips

[Anonymous No.13798134]

What the FUCK is wrong with Frito Pie?

[Anonymous No.13798256]

>>13798004
frito-lay wants you to call it frito pie, but we always called them frito banditos.

[Anonymous No.13798302]

>>13798004
Ok Yuropoor, we get it, you're hungry.

[Anonymous No.13798320]

>>13798004
You shut the fuck up frito pie is kino

[Anonymous No.13798329]

>>13798060
No, he means a frito pie. Not only are the two different, the frito pie came first you fucking city dweller.

[Anonymous No.13798331]

>>13798004
Damn them for changing the packaging.

[Anonymous No.13798332]

>>13798004
isn't this basically just nachos

[Anonymous No.13798334]

>>13798004
>>13798329
And second hand, calling it fritopie is a misnomer to begin with. Fritos can be used in many ways, Frito Chili Pie is only one of them.

[Anonymous No.13798349]

>oh noooo how could chili and corn possibly work together
idk man, never had it but it seems pretty alright to me

[Anonymous No.13798457]

>>13798331
I fucking love Totino's

[Anonymous No.13798467]

a kilo of ice cream

[Anonymous No.13799812]

>>13798054

Would they?

[Anonymous No.13799841]

>>13798256

based Frito Bandito

on another note:
It's not polite to smack your lips,
But you can't help it with Fritos Corn Chips
Munch, Munch
Munch a bunch of Fritos
corn Chips!

[Anonymous No.13799870]

[Anonymous No.13799879]

>>13798004
That’s called a “five and dime” it’s a pretty common thing to get from a cheapo place for a buck in the southwestern United States.

[Anonymous No.13799920]

>>13798457
https://i.imgur.com/4XgTy.jpg

[Anonymous No.13799932]

>>13798054
>>13798060
>>13798130
>>13798134
>>13798332
fucking plebs that can't appreciate sophisticated American cuisinie

[Anonymous No.13799937]

someone post that shitty prison pie that people make out of what they get in the shop

[Anonymous No.13799938]

>>13799870
Oooh mama

[Anonymous No.13799941]

>>13799870
where did the gloves keep going?

[Anonymous No.13799947]

>>13799870
do they really wrap brisket in paper and put it on the smoker that way? wtf

[Anonymous No.13799961]

>>13799947
Yes, either that or foil to keep it from drying out

[Anonymous No.13800009]

I'm digging in to my great grandmother's classic Spanish rice recipe right now actually. 1 part Minute white rice to 1/2 part Pace mild salsa. Feelin feisty? Kick it up a notch with some canned pinto beans and a couple melted Kraft Singles

Ain't nothin better than some homestyle midwest cookin

[Anonymous No.13800029]

>>13798115
why is this channel broadcast to the entire world? really

[Anonymous No.13800035]

>>13798004
it's called taco salad you FUCK

[Anonymous No.13800054]

>>13800009
my dad used to make that. I've tried plenty of times to make it with a better quality salsa, but its always been shit using anything other than pace

[Anonymous No.13800060]

>>13800009
lol stop using metal utensils on non stick pots

[Anonymous No.13800062]

>>13800054
Rice enhancement is the only thing pace does well but damn if it doesn't do it really fucking well

[Anonymous No.13800068]

>>13800060
Doc said I needed more iron in my diet :^)

[Anonymous No.13800076]

>>13799870
Where to purchase please.

[Anonymous No.13800080]

>>13798004
>implying mexicans don’t eat this

[Anonymous No.13800206]

>>13798331
They were a lot better when they were round, first they changed the crust to something a lot less flakey and after they squared them they somehow siphoned out all of the flavor. They taste like nothing now, the sauce has no flavor, the pepps have no flavor. I get sad every time I think about them, zoomers have no idea the magical times they missed out on in the 80's-90's. Everything was bigger cheaper and tastier. Now everything has to be mass produced by china and it all tastes like the same shit.

[Anonymous No.13800433]

>>13799879
>20 years in California
>1 year in Nevada
>never saw this once
Yup, super common.

[Anonymous No.13800569]

>>13800433
>15 years in California
>21 years in Nevada
Never seen that either, I mean, not sold even as street food. It was always the the elote/tamale lady with the grocery cart. Yet I have made Chili nachos, using fritos. I always heard it was a Texas and New Mexico thing.

[Anonymous No.13801633]

>>13799947
it's not paper it's a food safe cooking bag, and it's highly unlikely that brisket came directly off a smoker, although yes depending on the method the second half of a briskets cook time will be spent wrapped.

[Anonymous No.13801667]

>>13800569
>>13800433
Really?

[Anonymous No.13802254]

>>13801633
I went and looked it up and people do indeed wrap pork butts and briskets in butcher paper and put them on the smoker. if you know what it is then tell me what it is, otherwise don't talk out of your ass, asshole

[Anonymous No.13802261]

>>13798060
Have you never watched King of the Hill?

[Anonymous No.13802266]

>>13798004
OH NO NO NO AMERIBROS WE'VE BEEN EXPOSED

[Anonymous No.13802282]

>>13798004
>>13799812
I dont know what these are and I have lived in the usa all my life

[Anonymous No.13802286]

>>13798256
He was also voiced by Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.
Frito Bandito sounds like Speedy Gonzales.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9P-JjbDD6U

[Anonymous No.13803059]

>>13799812
is that shit on the top?

[Anonymous No.13803100]

>>13802254
Seethe. I cut smoked brisket for 10 hours every day. Why don't you look up a pic of my butthole too lmao.

[Anonymous No.13803154]

>>13803059

Cookies

[Anonymous No.13803191]

>>13799870
That'll be ¥50,000 onii-chan

[Anonymous No.13803260]

>>13803100
what do you wrap it in? checkmate

[Anonymous No.13803266]

>>13799812
Yes that is a light smack here in America

[Anonymous No.13803273]

Is called dorilocos.

[Anonymous No.13803294]

>>13799870
>That gold BBQ sauce

my fucking DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

[Anonymous No.13803396]

>>13798467
I would, if it was good ice cream. Sounds like a nice way to die.

[Anonymous No.13803430]

>>13799870
*taps the knife*

[Anonymous No.13803834]

>>13803260
We smoke unwrapped 8 hours and finish in oven wrapped in foodsafe vinyl. No paper or foil during smoke process. Like I said before there's various methods, some involve wrapping others don't. Texas crutch is probably the most common which is foil.

[Anonymous No.13803845]

>>13798004
That looks so good right now

[Anonymous No.13803855]

>yankees, flyovers, and coasties have never heard of frito pies
Do unamericans really?

[Anonymous No.13803878]

>>13799870
everything looks flabby and watery. NOT juicy
everything looks mild-spice... but with burn edges.
jams all that crap in an un-crisp bun and SQUEEZES the fuck out of it while wrapping it up for some reason until it is just a paste inside bread-paste.
Nice video of plating things up however. Very professional.

[Anonymous No.13803882]

Nigga I just made me a fri-toe pie.Chili cheese fritos, Wolf brand chili, canned tomates, some shitty mild cheddar. Topped with green onion good pove- er, quarantine meal.

[Anonymous No.13803895]

>>13800206
Stop trying to sound sophisticated. Anyone with a palate agrees they were better when they were circular

[Anonymous No.13803900]

>>13798467
Based
Jaxsons ice cream is legendary.

[Anonymous No.13803916]

>>13798060
walking tacos are made with doritos you idiot

[Anonymous No.13804549]

>>13803878
>i don't actually know anything about bbq

[Anonymous No.13804557]

>>13798256
>the Frito Bandito you must not offend
>his very existence is considered offensive
Mexicans are such hypocrites

[Anonymous No.13805132]

>>13803895
Based schizo poster

[Anonymous No.13805203]

>>13803834
butthole smoker

[Anonymous No.13805911]

>>13800206
i stopped buying these years ago when they switched from sausage crumbles to the disgusting sausage balls

[Anonymous No.13805918]

>>13800206
I agree. I used to love them so much I'd chew them up, spit them out, then eat the chewed up pizza from the plate again. Now they aren't worth the first chew

[Anonymous No.13805931]

Things only subhuman insectoids eat
>bats

[Anonymous No.13805946]

>>13804557
Go be retarded somewhere else
>>13798256
Cute/10

[Anonymous No.13805957]

>>13799812
I like burgers and I like frosted cinnamon buns but fuck. I can only imagine those taste terrible together. Those flavors do not belong.

[Anonymous No.13805958]

the fuck is an amerikaner

[Anonymous No.13805980]

>>13798004
Tacos in a bag are so damn good. I prefer Doritos over Fritos though, especially the Cool American Doritos.

[Anonymous No.13805991]

>>13798054
I don't want to hang out with anyone who thinks they're too good for a frito pie

>>13798060
frito pies are older than your parents

>>13799870
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngg

[Anonymous No.13806009]

>>13805991
>frito pies are older than your parents
Yep. They're from the 1950s. I know this because I remember seeing a recipe for them from an old ass cookbook my grandma had. I also don't get the fuss over them when they're basically just nachos.

[Anonymous No.13806874]

>>13805203
no u