/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13795322]

What are the safe places to order food from?

[Anonymous No.13795326]

None, it is time for you to learn how to cook.

[Anonymous No.13795328]

>>13795326
but I don't have ingredients

[Anonymous No.13795330]

>>13795328
go buy some?

basic ingredients will still cost less than 2-3 trips to a fast food restaurant.

And you'll be able to prepare more than a half dozen meals.

[Anonymous No.13795331]

>>13795322
Aren't all these places still open?

[Anonymous No.13795336]

>>13795322
Why don't they just make their workers cook in hazmat suits?

[Anonymous No.13795342]

>>13795331
Yes, and if they get sick, they either show up to work with COVID-19, or they stay home and get fired or at least, no pay, which likely results in not paying bills, no medical care if needed, and limited food intake while sick.

Pretty shit situation to be in.

[Anonymous No.13795368]

>>13795328
>Grocery list
Meat (prioritize bone in meat with skin and fat), full fat, non ultra pasteurized milk, flour, rice, beans, butter, vinegar, eggs, onion, garlic, salt, pepper, bay leaf, bullion.

Get cheesecloth if you find it as well. You can make cheese with the milk and vinnegar

Good luck

[Anonymous No.13795377]

>>13795322
>mcdicks
Only managers get any paid leave

[Anonymous No.13795378]

>>13795368
>(prioritize bone in meat with skin and fat)
if he knew how to cook i'd agree, but this is a lot more prep and know-how required to properly utilize this kind of meat fully.


Probably better off with ground beef, chicken breast and or thighs, and some deli meat.

[Anonymous No.13795387]

Imagine thinking that someone owes you money for sitting at home playing videogames.

And cook your own fucking food, asshole. I'm hoping this manufactured crisis will force some zoomers into learning how to use their kitchen.

[Anonymous No.13795398]

>>13795387
imagine working a job that puts you in direct physical contact with hundreds of random people everyday at a time when the largest pandemic since the 1918 spanish influenza is currently spreading across the world. Now imagine your employer not only wont close the business to protect their employees, but if you DO get sick while working, you're still expected to come into work.

Meanwhile upper management of your company are all allowed to work from home, while still getting the same exact paycheck they always get, while only doing 30% of their usual work.

It's pure class warfare, pretending it's anything else just makes you look fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.13795408]

>>13795322
>What are the safe places to order food from?
None if an employee touches your food?
I think the safest idea is knowing what to order.
Try to order is wrapped in factory foods, not in prep warehouses or restaurants where employees breath on it, touch the plate, etc.
Try foods that can be further heated to disinfect any microbes.
Quart of soup. Packaged crackers.
Rotisserie or fried chicken, assuming tongs were used to get it into the container.
You're just better off cooking your own food, baking frozen meals, opening your own cans, peeling veggies, or making cooked veggies.

The issue isn't that you won't eventually just get sick anyway, it is that you need to crucially NOT get sick in the next 45-90 days while hospitals don't have enough equipment on hand to save your lives while slammed, should you need emergency respiratory assistance.

Stay at home and isolate yourself, feeding on boring pantry items that may not be as enjoyable as your fast food cravingts, or by cooking up a storm if you were prepared well. But don't dine out, stay out of risky situations by getting no meals from restaurants right now.

[Anonymous No.13795414]

>>13795342
>Yes, and if they get sick, they either show up to work with COVID-19, or they stay home and get fired or at least, no pay, which likely results in not paying bills, no medical care if needed, and limited food intake while sick.
And, motivators to continue working aside, consider they are in fact unknowingly actually already infected but asymptomatic and working and infecting their whole communities desiring that drive through meal because simply people are bored at home or want to support their business, (whoever they are), but contributing to the community spread.

[Anonymous No.13795421]

>>13795330
>go buy some
where? all the stores are empty

[Anonymous No.13795431]

>>13795421
Where the fuck are you that ALL the stores are empty?

I have 3 different grocery stores within 2 miles, even if something is sold out at one store, it's available at one of the two others.

You realize stores are getting restocked constantly during this whole thing right?


Just because a store didn't have something yesterday doesn't mean it wont have that thing today.

[Anonymous No.13795756]

>>13795398
>NOOO WHY DON'T I GET THE SAME BENEFITS AS MANAGEMENT EVEN THOUGH I'M AN EASILY REPLACEABLE RETARD
shut the fuck up you brain dead chimp.

[Anonymous No.13795769]

[Anonymous No.13795771]

>>13795322
I dont know if its at the stores descretion but I work at a Target and if you get the chinaman cough you get paid leave.

[Anonymous No.13795816]

>>13795322
ITS ALMOST AS IF THOSE ARE MINIMUM WAGE JOBS AND NOT FUCKING CAREERS
GET FUCKED BERNOUTS.
>PAID SICK LIEAVE FROM PIZZA HUT
MAYBE DROPPING OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL AND SMOKING WEED WASNT THE BEST CHOICE

FAILURE TO PLAN ON YOUR PART DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AN EMERGENCY ON MY PART.
YOU HAD THE SAME OPPORTUNITIES AS THE REST OF US AND YOU COMPLETELY FUCKING FAILED.

YOU MADE YOUR BED NOW DIE IN IT

[Anonymous No.13795921]

>>13795322
Bullshit. We get at least two weeks paid if tested positive for coronavirus.

[Anonymous No.13795932]

I thought about ordering food today but I have no idea who was safe so I just said fuck it Im not getting anything.

[Anonymous No.13795935]

>>13795816
just kill me yourself, pussy
shoot my brains out my head and fuck the hole the gunshot leaves

[Anonymous No.13795943]

>>13795935
Can't you at least be self sufficient when it comes to an heroing? Geez.

[Anonymous No.13795947]

>>13795935
you cant even kill yourself how useless are you

[Anonymous No.13795963]

>>13795943
what provides a better thrill, killing myself or being a murder victim
being murdered provides a thrill for the victim and murderer so therefore it's better

>>13795947
i'm both lazy and a coward and don't want to put my family through that after my mom killed herself too

[Anonymous No.13795981]

>>13795963
>my mom killed herself
She did the only respectable thing she could after seeing what a gaped ass faggot reddit loser she gave birth to.

[Anonymous No.13795990]

>>13795981
i was like 12 bro
you could stop insulting my mom and stab me in the throat or decapitate me and end my loser life yourself

[Anonymous No.13796063]

>>13795990
>going to jail for a faggot
no. make your mom proud for once. you know what to do

[Anonymous No.13796072]

>>13795398
Meanwhile upper management of your company are all allowed to work from home, while still getting the same exact paycheck they always get, while only doing 30% of their usual work.

can confirm. i am now working from home. same paycheque and less work.