Do americans actually eat this? Can this even be considered food?

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Anonymous Sun Mar 15 23:50:21 2020 No.13790692 [Reply] [Original]

Do americans actually eat this? Can this even be considered food?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 23:53:17 2020 No.13790698 >>13790692 yes, and yes. it also tastes good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 15 23:59:53 2020 No.13790712 >>13790692 Can't remember the last time I had a slice

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:03:32 2020 No.13790721 File: 115 KB, 1000x1000, 0002100060260.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the Kraft deli deluxe is so much better

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:04:01 2020 No.13790724 >>13790692 I'll have one slice every few years to remind me how garbage it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:05:49 2020 No.13790727 While I am American I only use this cheese for awful things ie guilty pleasure grilled pleasure grilled cheese. However, better cheeses get used for better things. Stay safe Chef John.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:08:22 2020 No.13790736 >>13790692 Yea, but the Velveeta brand, and only on burgers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:13:56 2020 No.13790744 File: 2.45 MB, 4032x2268, 20200315_211208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790692 You made me hungry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:15:46 2020 No.13790749 >>13790692 ever have a burger with cheese you fucking hippie

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:16:59 2020 No.13790750 this and ketchup are the go to thing to hate for "I have such a refined pallet" cucks kill yourselves

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:17:57 2020 No.13790752 >>13790692 Your opinion may change when you realize they're actually individual-serving cheese sauce packets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:26:28 2020 No.13790768 >>13790750 imagine being to snobby for a grilled cheese girls dont like femboys anon

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:38:25 2020 No.13790786
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Look at all these American simpletons who think there is anything of value on their pasteurized cheese product.
Imagine feeling attached to something so objectively bad, imagine letting this attachment cloud your judgment to the point you feel the need to defend it.

There is nothing good about American cheese. The color is a calculated shade brought by an immature expectation of what cheese should look like, and achieved trough artificial means. Its only reason to be is some food scientist thinking to himself "Well, this is what cheese looks like, right?"
The flavor is a mix of placebo and regret. While freshness or careful aging create the complex flavors of cheese, this American parody lacks such privileges, whatever aroma it may have is purely coincidental, whatever illusion of flavor it may posses is only due to the dopamine high Americans get when eating something fatty.
The texture is like softened wax, because that is what it most likely is. It covers your mouth in a plastic-like fatty layer that Americans love confusing for enjoyment.
And by far the most pathetic argument I see repeated over and over again, the fact it melts. The characteristic often posted as the sole redeeming quality is something shared by almost all substances in the world, that things soften when hot. Almost all cheeses melt, not that you would want to as different cheeses are meant to be eaten at different temperatures. But the ones that are often melted are superior, they impart great flavor, fat and texture, just look at mozzarella with its milky flavor and stringy texture even after melted. American cheese only serves as a brightly colored layer of fat, might as well top your burgers with some butter, you will get much better results that way.

American cheese is the margarine of cheese. A publicity stunt for a cost-cutting measure that Americans ate right up and now feel a worthless sense of nostalgia for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:41:01 2020 No.13790790 its a very good food product. dont compare it to farmhouse cheddar. it melts nicely, has a good mouth feel and mild flavor. used sparingly it can add a nice touch to some dishes, and its a nice snack. dont disparage the Murican cheese food product.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:45:41 2020 No.13790803 >>13790790 >it melts nicely, has a good mouth feel and mild flavor. used sparingly it can add a nice touch to some dishes, and its a nice snack Yeah but actual cheese is all that but better so I don't see a point

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:53:02 2020 No.13790822 >>13790786 dude you just wrote a novel about how you dont like american cheese are you a virgin?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:54:22 2020 No.13790827 >>13790803 american cheese is more of a sauce then a cheese

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:55:14 2020 No.13790829 >>13790786 It's a sauce. https://www.seriouseats.com/2016/07/whats-really-in-american-cheese.html

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 00:56:34 2020 No.13790839 >>13790786 >adding a layer of fat is bad >but just use butter You are Fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:00:15 2020 No.13790848 >>13790721 Yeah, these are great.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:00:36 2020 No.13790851 >>13790803 "actual cheese" is much more expensive, doesn't come in easy pre-portioned slices, and no cheese I've ever encountered melts as easily.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:02:41 2020 No.13790861 >mUh MeLt

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:05:00 2020 No.13790868 File: 32 KB, 512x547, 1551477954181.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790786 I want to put this much effort into a shitpost but I'm always too drunk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:05:41 2020 No.13790870 >>13790861 yes texture is extremely important in cooking have you ever even bothered trying

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:06:43 2020 No.13790873 >>13790868 most people will never even bother reading it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:12:37 2020 No.13790887 File: 284 KB, 499x625, C821DE7E-4AA0-439E-90A3-70B9734CFEBA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790868 Thanks, it took 5min to write and to edit the image

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:12:43 2020 No.13790888 File: 364 KB, 220x220, tenor.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >americans think that melting is a property unique to their plastic cheeselike product The absolute state

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:15:54 2020 No.13790893 >>13790888 Maybe one day you'll find a gif that'll prove them wrong.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:18:23 2020 No.13790899

>>13790692
We always had a pack of these in the fridge when I was growing up. My mom occasionally at one as a snack because she was a fat fuck in the early 90's, but they were mostly just used to wrap around a pill for the dog. Dogs love that shit. (My mom's not a dog, btw.)

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:19:18 2020 No.13790901 >>13790899 >Dogs love that shit So do cats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:20:21 2020 No.13790905 >>13790698 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:20:50 2020 No.13790906 >>13790901 /ck/ is a dog board and also not reddit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:21:22 2020 No.13790908 File: 8 KB, 196x250, 1573651676315[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Tfw post do americans really do this threads >Am american >Do the things the thread is condemning

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:22:12 2020 No.13790910 File: 156 KB, 368x425, [Aokumashii]_Buchikome__High_Kick!_012.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790888 Digits of truth, imagine a burger topped with that

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:24:52 2020 No.13790915 >>13790888 Raclette cools and resolidifies way too fast in my experience.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:26:16 2020 No.13790920 >>13790712 Too late to have one now, they are probably sold out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:26:28 2020 No.13790921 >>13790906 /ck/ has been a subreddit since 2016. You're lucky I came back to remind everyone that they're all disgusting trannies, or it would have remained /int/ with homos bragging about wine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:31:25 2020 No.13790932 >>13790908 Same but I do the things mostly out of convenience Had McD's last night despite fully acknowledging how shit it is You just can't beat convenience sometimes and that's what American "cuisine" is all about

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:34:22 2020 No.13790939 >>13790932 Yea. Convenience is why I go to fancy steakhouses. I can cook my own steaks, but I hate having to cook all the side dishes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 01:58:20 2020 No.13790986 >>13790721 one is cheese and the other is cheese product

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:00:04 2020 No.13790989

>>13790692
If it wasn't called american cheese french cooking would be obsessed with this stuff. This is seriously a genuine contribution to the food world, it has a protein to fat ratio halfway between cheese and butter. Maybe if it just wasn't called cheese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:01:53 2020 No.13790991 >>13790721 quick rundown?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:03:25 2020 No.13790995 >>13790991 It has enough cheese to legally qualify as cheese instead of just being a cheese product.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:05:26 2020 No.13791001 >>13790995 That shit isn't because of the government looking out for you not wanting to eat real cheese, it's because of retarded lobbying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:06:38 2020 No.13791006 >>13791001 Your point?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:07:35 2020 No.13791011 >>13790986 isnt that just splitting hairs? cheese is also a cheese product and cheese product is also cheese

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:09:46 2020 No.13791015 >>13791006 my point is that is real dairy product either fucking way and the only difference is what companies want people to think about it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:09:49 2020 No.13791016 >>13791011 >isnt that just splitting hairs Yes. Above 51% cheese could legally be considered "cheese", and below 51% legally needs to be designated as a "cheese product".

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:12:58 2020 No.13791023 >>13790888 Nope. All cheese melts. It's the way it melts that's important. Keep learning, you'll get there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:14:09 2020 No.13791025 >>13791015 Well it's both dairy products, but it can't be considered cheese unless it contains above a certain amount of cheese. The only dumbass here is you for attempting to make that fact into some dumb conspiracy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:14:23 2020 No.13791026 >>13790995 yeah but like, does it melt easier/taste better or why pay extra?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:17:11 2020 No.13791028 >>13791026 It tastes cheesier, but I have decided that Velveeta slices are my go to for non fancy sandwiches.

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:20:41 2020 No.13791033

>>13791028
hmmm

i buy the cheapest processed crap at kroger. melts fine on grilled cheese or burgers (put lid on at the very end for 30 seconds and itll melt 100%) feel like people dont know how to use this kinda cheese. cheddar doesnt go on burgers its too strong since we season burgers with only salt and pepper etc

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:27:24 2020 No.13791045

>>13791033
>i buy the cheapest processed crap at kroger
I used to do this up until the beginning of last year. Nothing wrong with it, but to me Velveeta slices, and the pricier sliced American cheeses are better for me. Velveeta has the right flavor, and melt for me IMO.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 02:44:11 2020 No.13791086 The one single situation I find it acceptable for myself to eat it is on a patty melt or two while drinking a forty of Mickey's. It's trash in any other application.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 03:16:32 2020 No.13791164 >>13791045 i'll check it out brother

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 03:30:54 2020 No.13791199 >>13791023 >the way it melts Like plastic in a microwave? Teach me more about the fine arts of fast food and poverty dining

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 03:35:11 2020 No.13791209 >>13790692 my parents bought those when I was a kid but I only ever buy real cheese slices. they're like the bologna of cheese except you can't improve it in any way

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 03:35:16 2020 No.13791210 >>13791199 You clearly have a lot to learn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 03:36:28 2020 No.13791212 >>13790851 basically you're saying that you're too poor for actual cheese?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 03:38:43 2020 No.13791213 >>13790932 literally any restaurant will cook for you. how is mcdonalls "more convenient". if I call my order in I get food faster at a restaurant than at fast food because they have the order waiting form e

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 03:39:13 2020 No.13791214 >>13791212 >>13790915

Anonymous Mon Mar 16 03:45:23 2020 No.13791224

>>13791214
it's cool if you've never had one of those two, but at least be honest. I can't think of any recipe I'd want cheese sauce where I'd use kraft singles to make it, and I also can't think of anything I'd like sliced cheese on that I'd rather use cheese sauce. might as well use cheese whiz to make your point

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 03:48:39 2020 No.13791233 >>13791212 no i'm saying i don't wanna spend $35 a lb for irish cheddar that's just going to get melted on 72 cent corn chips.A place for everything and everything in it's place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 03:49:15 2020 No.13791235 >>13791233 retard nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 03:51:48 2020 No.13791245 >>13791235 nigger retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 03:52:26 2020 No.13791250 >>13791245 hot take

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:28:35 2020 No.13791831 >>13791210 Not everyone is an asshole who needs fancy cheeses to feel validated

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 09:58:28 2020 No.13791894 File: 174 KB, 1500x1332, 71pN-HwhqwL._SL1500_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] as a kid, i guess. maybe normies put them on burgers? pic related would be the normal cheeseburger cheese where i am though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:28:17 2020 No.13791957 File: 908 KB, 1298x407, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790721 >>13790991 >>13791026 https://www.thedailymeal.com/eat/overlooked-kraft-cheese-10-times-better-singles

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 10:49:45 2020 No.13791977 >>13790692 American cheese is the king of burgers. No other cheese can compete. Anyone who disagrees is literally, objectively, and factually wrong and has never had an actual good burger. Also likely a European.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 11:03:49 2020 No.13792006 >>13791977 >trash ingredient is the best for making trashy food That's to be expected

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 12:49:29 2020 No.13792248 >>13791957 >People other writing articles about Kraft Singles Next you are going to tell me there are hordes of people who review Fast-food, Silly Americans

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 21:44:06 2020 No.13793923 >>13790910 anime nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 23:50:43 2020 No.13794336 There's some made with actual milk and not oil, that's the one I get, retards and even then cheddar mogs it

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 23:52:42 2020 No.13794346 >>13792006 I love poncy food and even I know you're a stupid asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 16 23:54:43 2020 No.13794359 >>13790786 I hope this is just pasta I'm unfamiliar with, because I've never seen European seethe of this purity before

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 03:05:06 2020 No.13794851 File: 59 KB, 500x333, 48CDC636-4302-4F05-990B-2AD92E139584.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790786 this nigga called cheese a publicity stunt

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 10:55:42 2020 No.13795384 File: 308 KB, 585x501, tonikaku 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13793923 Anime website >>13794851 >>13794359 Cry Harder

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 12:33:52 2020 No.13795654 File: 36 KB, 565x671, crying laughing think.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13795384 >writes multiple paragraphs to seethe >n-no u Eurotrash

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 13:05:38 2020 No.13795741 File: 301 KB, 595x1001, wish that were me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13795654 Do Americans actually believe writing to be that difficult?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 13:08:21 2020 No.13795750 >>13790692 No one with tastebuds eats this plastic garbage. Though, I did have a dinner guest slap three pieces of this shit down on top of a fresh meat sauce I made for spaghetti - nearly caught a felony that day...

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 13:17:18 2020 No.13795776 >>13790692 europe doesnt even have cheese? lmao no fucking wonder yall are getting sick

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 13:59:17 2020 No.13795885 >>13790750 >pallet Damn we got a big brain poster up in here

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 14:01:33 2020 No.13795890 >>13790692 These are too expensive in my country. Being part of EU is not fun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 15:23:07 2020 No.13796147 >>13795890 Consider yourself lucky

Anonymous Tue Mar 17 15:30:58 2020 No.13796174
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>>13790692
Used one of these to make something similar to a mcdonalds cheeseburger yesterday, it was great.
Didnt have any onions or pickles so i used thinly sliced leek fried in butter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 15:41:17 2020 No.13796212 >>13790786 Not reading an essay retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 16:28:14 2020 No.13796367 File: 395 KB, 711x590, 206E31E4-10BB-42B4-B4D9-CF64BFB499C8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Euromutts are so deprived of food, they’ve been led to believe Kraft singles is the only cheese in North America

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 16:57:01 2020 No.13796479 >>13796212 Its ok, retards can't read anyways

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 17:06:24 2020 No.13796522 >>13790827 This guy got it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 17:08:01 2020 No.13796535 >>13790692 Yes. They're the best choice for a grilled cheese sandwich even if they aren't technically food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 17 18:01:16 2020 No.13796739 >>13796479 >>13796479 Tasty Cope

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 01:04:42 2020 No.13797958 >>13796535 No, the best choice is cheddar or a cheddar/mozz mixture Tired of the "nothing melts like american cheese meme or hurdurr they best for grilled cheese durrr

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 05:54:48 2020 No.13798423

>>13797958
>nothing melts like american cheese meme
Most shit doesn't melt like american cheese, because it contains emulsifiers while cheese doesn't. You can buy (or make using lye and citric acid) sodium citrate, which can be mixed with any cheese and a bit of water to produce something far superior to american cheese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:10:29 2020 No.13799011 >>13798423 >goblinos actually believe this

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:24:08 2020 No.13799039 >>13796367 All jokes aside, I've always been baffled by all of the euros who seem to genuinely believe that Walmart and McDonald's are the only sources of food over here. It goes beyond banter. They unironically think it's true. Mind-boggling.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:26:14 2020 No.13799043 File: 535 KB, 1023x724, 1584044014462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13795741 >i-it's not hard to write a lot! that makes me writing a lot not the result of me coping and seething! OK, Eurotrash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 11:34:07 2020 No.13799069 >>13799043 IDK what's going on in this thread but I've written paragraph-long posts about shit I don't care about just for the fun of it. 200-600 word pastas take 2 minutes and 0 effort

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 12:06:20 2020 No.13799166 File: 22 KB, 326x308, DFC - 8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13799043

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 12:10:09 2020 No.13799177 File: 89 KB, 600x600, 1452646092760.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13799166 Let me see your autism diagnosis.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 12:10:56 2020 No.13799182 File: 79 KB, 546x379, Cheese.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13799177 Here >>13790786

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 12:29:23 2020 No.13799235

Never been a big fan of American. It's good in burger but that's about it. I make grilled cheese a little unorthodox so I usually never use it. Without getting fancy and in no real order, my replacement for american is usually provolone, white american, or baby Swiss. Whichever one is on hand

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 14:18:06 2020 No.13799534

>>13790692
My grandma still likes getting these. I used to eat some as a kid when I ate at her place when staying after school. Not sure I'd call it the worst thing ever as I could keep it down and enjoyed them in grilled cheese or quesadillas, but I'd rather eat actual cheese rather than a cheese product.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 14:18:26 2020 No.13799535 >>13799011 Do you have an actual argument faggot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 14:30:21 2020 No.13799564 threads like these make me wish coronavirus destroys both America and yurope so fucking tired of this stupid shit every fucking day

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:00:54 2020 No.13799830 >>13799564 Nice run-on sentence, fag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 16:05:38 2020 No.13799853 File: 172 KB, 400x400, 1582726532070.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do Americans really eat "cheese product"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 17:57:50 2020 No.13800180 File: 47 KB, 363x285, Feels good.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13799853 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 18:49:58 2020 No.13800329 >>13791894 I love Kraft singles by themselves or on processed crackers but on a burger they're weird. They melt nicely but the flavor doesn't complement the burger at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 18:50:41 2020 No.13800331 >>13790908 based and relatable

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 18:51:36 2020 No.13800338 >>13797958 cheddar is shit for grilled cheese if you're not doing american, use provolone

Anonymous Wed Mar 18 19:30:21 2020 No.13800464

>>13790692
I've found that it's always a good idea to have Kraft Singles on hand in the event of a power failure.

You'll want to do this ahead to time, of course, while you still have power. What you do, see, is put a pan on the stove and unwrap a pack of Singles and put the slices in the pan.

While they are melting, get a candle mold, and insert a wick element, and properly align it within the mold so that it is centered.

Then, when the cheese is melted, carefully pour it into the mold. Then, put the mold into the refrigerator for at least two hours. After two hours, you can unmold the candle. Ideally, you will want to wrap it in Handi Wrap, and store it in the refrigerator until the power goes out.

Then, you can light the wick and enjoy the Kraft candle. Not only will it provide light, but it will give the house that lovely rancid oil smell.

If you stored the candles in the freezer, rather than the refrigerator, then the candle will burn more slowly, with less dripping mess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 19:35:50 2020 No.13800479 >>13800464 > at least two hours why not ... just keep candles on hand?

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 22:48:34 2020 No.13801112 >>13790899 >My mom's not a dog, btw Maybe not, but she's still a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 22:51:17 2020 No.13801124 Yes, they do. And we eat them in Coronavirusland, too. We call them 'sottilette' which means 'little thin thingies.'

>>	Anonymous Wed Mar 18 22:51:39 2020 No.13801126 >>13797958 I love american cheese the same way i love miracle whip but for plain grilled cheese a real cheddar is better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 06:00:56 2020 No.13801897 >>13800479 You don't have a sense of humor, do you, you fucking moron?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 08:40:11 2020 No.13802093 >>13801897 I didn't find it humourous, either. That was demonstrably unfunny. It was so unfunny, it should be on Comedy Central, the most unfunny channel to ever exist.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 08:49:27 2020 No.13802104 >>13801126 I think we're the only two people on /ck/ that like Miracle Whip. People act like I say I prefer smearing shit on my sandwich

Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:19:02 2020 No.13802149

>>13802104
I've never had the stuff. I once grabbed a jar thinking it was mayonnaise. The girl at the till asked if I was sure I wanted that (which I thought was an odd thing to do, a wageslave asking a customer if they're sure of their purchase). I took a second look and was like 'oh shit, that's not mayo' and went back for the real stuff.
That's my weird, almost-trying-MW story. I've still never had it. And I've no idea what it tastes like. Describe it?

Anonymous Thu Mar 19 09:34:06 2020 No.13802174

>>13802149
Miracle Whip has less calories (40/tbsp) while mayo is 90/tbsp, because it has less oil than mayo. Miracle whip has vinegar, sugar, eggs, mustard, paprika, garlic, and other spices. It's the same as mayo but sweeter and tangier. A fag would call it "zippy"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:42:03 2020 No.13802294 >>13790786 >anime tranny >posts cringe unexpected

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 10:46:59 2020 No.13802304 >>13802294 OBSESSED B E SEETHING E

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 11:07:17 2020 No.13802356 >>13802174 >sweeter Then I guess it's 'no' for me. Thanks for the explanation all the same, kind Anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 16:15:45 2020 No.13803200 File: 21 KB, 400x400, 1494349766837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790692 >cheese "product"

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 16:22:21 2020 No.13803222 File: 329 KB, 848x480, 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790786 This is one of the finest pieces of literature I have ever found on ck. >The flavor is a mix of placebo and regret. kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 16:57:04 2020 No.13803342 File: 69 KB, 445x590, 1581197770151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13802304 DO EUROPEANS E AUTISM L L Y

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 17:20:05 2020 No.13803424 >>13790786 fucking based poster

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 17:28:13 2020 No.13803448 >>13790692 >NOW MELTS!

Anonymous Thu Mar 19 17:34:16 2020 No.13803471
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>>13799039

Really, it comes down to either low-effort bait, or cheap shots to desparately bolster thier crumbling self-image as doner kebab becomes the universal European dish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 17:41:59 2020 No.13803496 File: 152 KB, 750x629, 1514307127145.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13790786 ameribros on suicide watch

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 17:46:40 2020 No.13803502 >>13790692 I like it, reminds me of the old days

Anonymous Thu Mar 19 17:49:29 2020 No.13803511

>>13799853
>Do Americans really eat "cheese product"?

Well, do Japanese really eat instant ramen? Do Brits really eat Gregg's pasties? Do Canadians really eat Timbits? Do Scots really eat deep-fried Mars Bars? Do Australians really eat fairy bread? Do Chinese really eat bat soup? Do Mexicans really eat taquitos? Do Italians really eat pepperoni-pizza Hot Pockets? Do Columbians really eat powered donuts with cocaine? Do Germans and Swedes really eat refugee cock? Do Africans really eat?

The answer to all of these questions is the same: yes, of course they do.

But not every day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 17:58:07 2020 No.13803552 File: 60 KB, 500x495, 1561209601978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] imagine being a subhuman anime addicted NEET

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 18:00:32 2020 No.13803560 File: 309 KB, 966x1400, b8eef90d00c3e17482f3187006f3b8d9953a08e2_316145_966_1400.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13803552 It's pretty comfy. I have a lot of time for cooking. >tfw anime addicted NEET over 2 years

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 18:00:37 2020 No.13803561 >>13803511 Damn, you coped really hard on that diatribe. Stay butthurt!

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 18:09:54 2020 No.13803610 >>13803561 It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 18:11:15 2020 No.13803621 >>13803561 seething

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 18:13:56 2020 No.13803632 >>13790827 Probably the most accurate post in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 19:16:19 2020 No.13803847 >below 51% what are the other 49%? LMAO @ AMERIS HAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 19:47:28 2020 No.13803924 >>13790692 It's not actual cheese. It's a processed cheese product leftover from WWII like how Spam is to actual meat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 22:19:51 2020 No.13804404 File: 49 KB, 341x347, coffee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13803552 Imagining you (You)ing the people you are referring to because you are afraid of confrontation. Seriously, do Americans really

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 22:22:28 2020 No.13804413 File: 49 KB, 341x347, coffee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13803552 Imagine not (You)ing the people you are referring to because you are afraid of confrontation. Seriously, do Americans really

>>	Anonymous Thu Mar 19 22:22:59 2020 No.13804414 >>13790827 Finally an intelligent post

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 01:20:05 2020 No.13804811 >>13804414 Ouch >>13804444

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 03:50:57 2020 No.13805019 @13804413 >he thinks he deserves the dopamine hit his pathetic brain gets from youvotes >he thinks i'm american

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 06:00:52 2020 No.13805194 >>13805019 BASED

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 06:05:05 2020 No.13805200 >>13804413 Fuck off, weeab.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 08:03:20 2020 No.13805380 >>13790786 Either this is just a shitpost with tons of effort or some kind of copypasta. either way kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 20 10:12:39 2020 No.13805641 File: 551 KB, 245x220, c´mon now.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13803342 >DEEALLY

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