[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 2.67 MB, 2689x1767, 1 (34).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13781891 No.13781891[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What do you eat at the beech?

>> No.13781897

>>13781891
Fucking women making me want to do things with them that they don't want to do with me I hate them so much.

>> No.13781899

>>13781891
Publix Tendie Subs and lots of beer.

>> No.13781907

Nothing but I sip a few beers and hold my pee until I'm in the pool.

>> No.13781921

>>13781897
So go to the fucking gym, you basement dwelling man child. Get ripped. You'll have pussy no your face 24/7. Nobody wants a fat fuck who bitches but never does anything to help themselves. Level up or shut up.

>> No.13781932

>>13781921
Nobody worthwhile likes gym junkies with no sense of humor, either.

>> No.13781940

>>13781932
ANYONE ON THIS PLANET would rather fuck a humorless gym junkie than a mouth-breathing neckbeard with doritos in his stomach folds. When your gunt covers your dick, and the woman has to lift your folds of flab to find it, you're not going to get any.

>> No.13781944

>>13781891
Oreos And Non Refrigerated Boxed Milk.

>> No.13781945
File: 44 KB, 747x686, comfy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13781945

>>13781891
I'd eat her pusy at the beach if you know what I mean haha

>> No.13781949
File: 117 KB, 969x617, farewell.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13781949

>>13781940
ok thanx this isn't /fit/ btw i think your lost

>> No.13781954

>>13781945
I'm not sure I follow.

>> No.13781956

>>13781940
Gyms suck join a martial arts academy

>> No.13781958

>>13781949
Ay, I ain't the one uselessly whining about not getting poon because I don't TRY.

>> No.13781959

>>13781891
Sand, sunlight, and the air gives me a unique texture.

>> No.13781964

>>13781954
i would lick her female vagina (aka pusy)

>> No.13781988

>>13781958
Neither am I, actually. Smoke and mirrors, lad. You need a sharp mind to keep up with this crowd.

>> No.13781994

>>13781964
>female vagina
This guy has sex.

>> No.13781999

>>13781932
Massive cope.

>> No.13782005

>>13781940
jesus, kill yourself. no wonder you're still stuck on 4chan despite being fit.

>> No.13782007

>>13782005
can't. made a promise to your mother that I wouldn't leave her alone in this world.

>> No.13782008

>>13781932
If you have a baby face too, the gym won’t matter. Nothing can fix a baby face, besides plastic surgery, but then you’d be an even bigger faggot. If you wanna get fit go do it, just don’t do it with the sole purpose of getting women, because you’re going to be disappointed.

>> No.13782011

>>13781897
This

>> No.13782016
File: 38 KB, 1080x344, Screenshot_20190616-190129_YouTube.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13782016

>>13782007
Nice one, Jack.

>> No.13782027
File: 47 KB, 700x368, ww.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13782027

>>13782008
Ever hear of those things called, "Beards"? It's amazing what they can do to hide your weak chin.

>> No.13782030
File: 365 KB, 1476x1108, IMG-3300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13782030

seafood and beer. and cocktails and summer drinks like margheritas and shit

>> No.13782041

>>13781956
martial arts acadmies are a scam join a fight club

>> No.13782045

just a couple redditors outing themselves in this thread...

>> No.13782048

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRkH97m-DGs