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>>13781115wtf? you guys told me heating tuna makes it disgusting.
>>13781704"Balls of steel" What is that?
>>13781742This would be a nice banner desu
>>13781115needs lemon zest.
>>13781275I would feel so warm and safe encircled by those arms.
>>13781275damn. ariana grande sure does love burritos
>>13781125what is that?mashed potatoes?
>>13781115Why's there so little tuna there? It's all fucking tomatoes.
>>13781285No, microwaving makes it smell disgusting.
>>13781275Did khazar milkers get a breast reduction?
>>13781708Funny enough that I suspect it was on purpose. Source?
>>13781275Such a powerfully mouth she has, oh my...
>>13783421Would be better if he were a cute femboy
>>13781275imagine the log of shit at the end
>>13781704Under. Fucking. Rated.
>>13783538Well he did get his nuts chopped off last year
>>13783421Getting a lot of gay vibes from this.
>>13781275but...she doesn't chew...
>>13781865The description isn't convenient at all "This has a lot of pizza smell" like wtf.I don't even know what CA/NY dough differences are.
>>13781710I feel sorry for the chicken
>>13783718That's Ja/ck/ for you. I like how the guy at the end sniffed that pizza like it was Miss America's butthole.
>>13783799He's clearly done something to his right hand thereNo excuse but what did he do
>>13783811took something out of the oven with his bare hand like a retard
>>13783811>>13783821nigga he had a stroke and is partially paralyzed on that side
>>13781865>smells pizza>"yep, that's a pizza"bravo jack, you're learning what a pizza is
>>13781255Why do I get the feeling this is some chaps idea of porn?
>>13783799Jack really got caught red handed, huh?
>>13781710how does the egg get put without breaking the egg?
>>13783921>how does the egg get put
>>13781255Civet cat was SARS. COVID-19 is from pangolins, dummy.
>>13783799Remember that time Jack made a video to show us rubes how to hold a knife?
>>13784021oh great, you put a fucking shitty salad in a california roll. vegans ruin everything they touch
>>13781255Fuck chinks, why are they so fucking unhuman and nasty?
>>13781704how do they get out?
>>13784021She's not vegan anymore.
>>13783799Is that orange band on his left hand his wedding ring?
>>13784160Looks good but that much cheese would murder any Asian I know.
>>13784160there isn't even that much cheese in japan
>>13784350I never really understood the concept of "hatefucking" until I saw that webm the first time.
>>13784400You still don't understand it.Hatefucking needs to be mutual hatred. You really only get the proper vibe from an ex after a bad breakup.
>>13784394Say no more
>>13783934She's eating a pussy. -Cunnilingus->(You) need to go back.
>>13784350this reminds me that I'm lucky to be gay
>>13784388Can't all be lactose intolerant, Koreans melt cheese on everything.
>>13784137Steam from the inside cracking the rice shell.
>>13784021>"Vegan" sushi>Which stupidly implies that what makes sushi is the fish, and not the rice
>>13784515Why is she doing that?Story and context pls?
>>13784801gelding the reindeer, this is the traditional sami way of doing it
>>13784801Population control, makes them grow faster?
>>13784851>>13784858Wait... so she bites off his balls??Wow can you imagine she doing that to you haha
>>13784873haha that'd be weird haha
>>13784409I stand corrected then. I thought it just meant that you wanted to fuck someone but you wanted to do it angrily and make them not enjoy it.
>>13784515She bites off the balls or just clips the channels where sperm runs with her teeth?>>13784536
>>13784890Gasoline is poisonous. If this man doesn't vomit all of this up, and / or seek medical attention, he will likely die.
>>13784350lmao half the vid is just her smiling and showing cleavage. Does anyone apart from horny incels follow her?
>>13781717>that'll be $650
>>13783943I want her to involuntarily convulse and spasm all over my dicc
>>13784633It does not imply that.
>>13784873>Wait... so she bites off his balls??Nope, just crushes them into being destroyed.
>>13784894Crushes them into non-functional hamburger.
>>13785415No, it pretty much does, because you can have sushi without fish, which is a "vegan" food to begin with.
>>13784873Nope, she just scrambles them a bit between her teeth. Samis prefer to semi castrate rather than fully castrate their bucks so that they're pacified and sterile but still meaty.>>13784858This shit is pure animal cruelty. It takes weeks for the testicles to eventually fall off due to lack of blood flow. The goat is in agony the whole time. Way better to just chop them off in one go.
>>13785441You can have smoothies without dairy but a "vegan" smoothie does not imply that smoothies must have dairy normally. It's just an adjective that does not make implications about the origins of a noun.
>>13784160>that much cheeseasians cannot handle that much cheese
>>13784855what the fuck is this
>>13785469Maybe it's because "vegan" is a retarded fucking meme to begin with.
>>13784087this is really gross
How does he get out? haha
>>13784873I know ranchers that do this to bulls.
>>13785486Italian TV Show "Ciao Darwin"
>tfw no seabug webms
>>13781865>he's gonna tell us there's a difference>"there's a difference">OMG YEAH THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!jesus christ jack
>>13784400>tries to push walker out of frame of the camera>fails
>>13786860Especially when there probably wasn't a difference.
>>13783799That looked like it was going to end so badly.
>>13784388Cheese has less lactose than milk, so it's probably fine.t. asian
>>13787171im pretty sure shes bracing herself on it
>>13781115This would be so much better without the fucking tuna.
>>13783799Jesus... He had the dexterity of a toddler before the stroke. It is just sad at this point.
>>13781736fried sticky rice
>>13781742Nice edit, kek.
>>13784160surely this is taking the piss? it looks like potato gratin
>>13781275she picked an appropriate plate.damaged.
>>13787923if you did this with good sausage instead of hotdogs i could get behind it
>>13787924Can we just nuke everything already?
>>13787924this is why boomers think millenials are retards
>>13787982>>13788053>>13788056Why don't boomers know irony when they see it? Was it only invented in the past fifteen years?
>>13788265Irony is the lowest form of "humor".
>>13788056we don't think they are, we know they are
>>13788269Thanks for coming to 4chan to be sincere.
>>13785163Certain regions sell uncut/undiluted ethanol. IIRC this webm is out of Brazil, where they don't mix their ethanol with anything.
>>13784160I would be constipated for a week if I ate so much cheese at one time.
>>13788265>what is Poe's law
>>13788056It's no one's fault that boomers have the humor of a piss covered sock.
>>13788760It's no one's fault that millennials have the sensitivity of a piss covered sock.
>>13788269comedy is the lowest form of art
>>13788776>Literal "boomers trying to make fun of millenials and failing" image
>>13783603That was a while ago.
>>13781275Imagine if that was your dick
>>13788329A bad excuse for a dull mind.
>>13788838Seems like it worked, considering that you sound pretty offended.
>>13787336my lactose intolerent friends would like to strongly disagree
>>13789065That's alfredo, not carbonara, what the fuck?
>>13784400wtf is this real?
>>13789065wow that looks bland
>>13789111>Pointing out how shit something is means you're offendedI Don't think you know what "offended" means. I was laughing at you.
>>13789143>Instant Type II.webm
>>13789176It sure as hell isn't Carbonara, which should be just an unsmoked bacon like Guanciale or Pancetta, eggs, and pecorino romano. And you cook the eggs in the pasta after tossing it with the meat fat.
>>13789143you'd have to be a manchild or autistic to find his appetizing
>>13789247Carbanara is eggs, cream, cheese (any) and bacon. Anyone claiming otherwise is just spouting pseudo-Italian gibberish
>>13789268>CreamNope, you're an idiot. A good carbonara needs no cream.
>>13789293Calm down Luigi
>>13789304>Calm down Luigi>Got Italian purists butthurt on twitter pointing out that Pizza as the world knows it is American earlier this weekCream is a crutch used by poor cooks who scramble their carbonara sauce.
>>13789313I mean, I'd say bacon is fine if it's what you can get. And Romano's pretty readily available, but you can sub Parmesan if it's your only choice. Adding cream makes it not a carbonara, though.
>>13789313Chill out Mario
>>13789333Stay mad Giussepe
>>13787970good sausage would not turn into noodles, it'd just come apart
>>13789304that's some nice looking gagh
>>13789401>would have been faster just to use a knife
>>13789411he doesn't know how to use a knife
>>13789422He massacred that pineapple
>>13782043i need me one of those man
>>13789430Nothing can resist the power of /jack/
>>13789143i cant take it anymore
>>13788329This is a white people version of the beaner chip pile
>>13788296I will always watch the Surly King of Egg Fort showcase his craft.
>>13789635>Make funnel cake, but do it in a way that takes more time and effort when frying it up!
>>13783421Man prime Pete was something else. Shame about the balls
These threads in a nutshell.
>>13789769what a complete waste of resources
>>13789143anyone to feed this to a child should be shot on sight
>>13790051go to bed gramps
>>13783421Pete's arc has been interesting. Used to be super alpha and obnoxious but almost got KO'd by cancer and came back more docile and quiet
>>13781697Should I feel ashamed if I got the joke in the filename?
>>13784400I hate that this turns me on.
>>13788285Not that anon but 4chan was unironically way better when we could be sincere and everything wasn't hidden behind several layers of irony.
>>13789065Why do people insist on calling things carbonara when they don't do a single thing correctly? Just call it something else for fuck's sake.
>>13789635There are enough calories there to light up a small town for a week.
>>13790314carbonara is a fun word to say
>>13781125What if he misses?
>>13785509No, numb nuts. Vegan sushi is the same as saying tuna sushi. It just describes the ingredients. You could say vegetable sushi, but vegan is just describing what is going to be in the roll.
>>13784144probably a silicone replacement one
>>13790805vegan doesn't describe fuck all. cucumber roll means it's a cucumber roll. vegan sushi is like saying it's gluten free. what flavor is it though?
recipes should be banned from webm threads. it's a webm thread, not a shitty gif recipe thread. especially the ones where the camera is just straight down and it cuts every 1.5 fucking seconds
>>13784160Now I get why people hate Japanese cooking
>>13784160imagine the shits after that
>>13789783>>13790112Hopefully trt will help him out.
>>13787924Kill all jews
>>13790858>that mountain of cheeseok, see you in a week
>>13784400Someone send this to Dodson.
he had two actually
>>13790944How do you get out of there?
>>13791452You're gonna have to break a few eggs
>>13784021i would dump that whole plate straight into the trash
>>13788329*sees the hamburger*This is getting good.*sees the peanut butter, chocolate and jelly*Wait that's illegal
>>13789233>let's get my insulin out onto a tray>nice
>>13781742Is there a worst-of Jack cooking list?
>>13791453a new project aye
>>13790805>Vegan sushi is the same as saying tuna sushi.Bullshit. By definition it's vegan before you add fish. It's just another case of Vegans having to make everything about their "super speshul snowflake" diet.
>>13791772Not sure what you mean
>>13791612It's definitely in the top 5>gets recipe from a website>site almost assuredly has a picture & description of the finished product>hell it's probably on the ipad next to him>final result is more like a fucking biscuit>he still does the "mmm wow that's amazing i can't believe it" reaction
>>13791772Idk the original sushi didn't even have rice. Narezushi was/is mackerel salted and aged in a very specific way. It definitely was more for the Japanese palate. But I would like to try it someday
>>13791780>50 ingredients>80 steps>To make a sub-par imitation of a food vegetarians can eat
>>13791567I'd say that you can make a pretty well-recieved compilation of his worst culinary atrocities, but it'd need to be a pretty large one as there are too many to count and if you limit it too much you're likely to miss something a number of people might consider essential.
>>13789155So I'm a cheesemonger of an English style cheeseshop the truth is some cheeses are low lactose to naturally lactose free and some aren't. Generally the rule of thumb is long aged cheeses like 6 months or more are low lactose and soured high acid cheese like labneh are lactose free bacteria give cheese it's flavor and lactose are what bacteria in milk eat
>>13791893>So I'm a cheesemonger of an English style cheeseshop
>>13791786>Idk the original sushi didn't even have rice.It is literally impossible to have sushi without rice, by definition.
>>13781717that's a lot of disgusting white chocolate
>>13791915"The history of sushi began with paddy fields in Southeast Asia, where fish was fermented with rice vinegar, salt and rice, after which the rice was discarded."You're right. They needed rice for flavoring. In fact rice was always fermented in Japan until the Edo period. It's kind of weird that we don't ferment our grains....
>>13792053>It's kind of weird that we don't ferment our grains....We do, then we turn them into whisky
>>13781704BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
>>13792064>beer>whiskey>not made from fermented grains
>>13792053How do you think wine and cider is made, nimrod?
>>13792185I literally said we do, why are you arguing with me?
>>13789143Fuck it, ill eat that along with all the regret it comes with
>>13789229Why you mad bro?
>>13781125i was hoping for a Mad Men-like scene
>>13781275a human-goose hybrid, interesting
>>13784160it was almost sensible until the second cheese
>>13784890>I thought it just meant that you wanted to fuck someone but you wanted to do it angrily and make them not enjoy it.That concept is called "rape", not hatefuck.
>>13787924I cannot even tell the difference between satire and real life anymore.
>>13789065>""carbonara"" recipe>only 1 egg>bacon>creamThis has more in common with mac and cheese than it does carbonara.
>>13792749>This has more in common with mac and cheese than it does carbonara.https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1584326189119.webm
>>13783799corona virus is gonna fuck jack up.
>>13791529go back zoomer
>>13789149The rice doesn't fall apart?
>>13788329I thought that was sliced bread at first
>>13781275https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmr_01SrE_oYeah Leah is good but Molly is better
>>13791612Disgusted Yorkshireman here
>>13789441I don't care how many times the same Jack webms get posted. The filenames still get me.
>>13793038awww HELL naw!
>>13788257if it only had garlic and parmesan on it then i'd buy that shit for a day-long snack.
>>13791463criminally underrated post
>>137931217000th time thats been said you fucking tourist
>>13784400I thought this was a video of a lemon.
>>13793279jackposters are ok in my book
>>13784160>When he grates the parmesan on top
>>13792190...Grapes and apples being fermented?
>>13792817Japanese rice is starchier and holds together reasonably well. Most rice varieties used in the east are, so they can be eaten with chopsticks.
>>13793654What the actual fuck.
>>13787947I hate the person in that video with the hate of a thousand suns.
>>13793654>throw a bunch of canned shit in a pot>let it cook>that ending scene gets me every fucking time
>>13789422I use scissors to cut bacon.
>>13793654>Ham, coldStarts off badly>Raw onion and bell pepperYou're doing it wrong>CilantroNo.>BaconWhat?>Roughly mangled...garlic?>Are those...potatoes? In chili?>Canned beansOK, first thing that's fine, dry can be a pain to work with for basically the same results.>Chipotle in AdoboI guess.>Canned green chilisMeh.>Canned tomatoesNowhere near what I use, but sure.>Premade salsaNow you're just fucking with us.>Full bottle of light beerMore than enough liquid in the stuff already in there, buddy.>End result is watery, barely cooked messLike watching a fucking train wreck.
JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST the anxiety this gives me, Kay is fucking mental.
>>13792784She's mentally ill, right?
>>13793881this is food for simplysaras, dude. people who never "cook" anything, just pour things out of containers into bigger containers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1L8x8Hifnk
>>13793814>>13793834>>13793845>>13793881Shut up /Jack/ is the absolut maestro of chile
>>13793963>Somehow even worse
>>13793963>jarred prolapsed anus
>>13788296INTO TO THE WOKOVER THE FIREWITH NO REGARD FOR THING BUT THAT I'MTHE LORD OF THE EGGSI RULE SANDWICH MAKINGHOW DOES HE LEAVE WITHOUT BREAKING?
Because of jack scalfani i no longer consider italians to be white
>>13794063They weren't considered white most of the early 1900s anyways. Because, you know, it's just a bullshit term.
>>13781285Any fish in microwave is disgusting.
>>13791780>green>all that basil>"ricotta"I don't understand.
>>13781255i wish I could travel back in time and redirect the two nukes to China.
>>13789630I am a huwhyte person and I find that monstrosity abominable. Beaners love that chip pile shit.
>>13792817Don't know what kind of rice it is, but it does look cooked to shit.
>>13789458>warming the avocado
>>13793121Why are the people that always post this emoji so fucking stupid? It's the modern equivalent of "xD"
Can someone post the webm with the 2 elephants? You know the one
>>13784160I was done by the 3rd layer of cheese but the motherfucked kept at it
>>13795357Haha, adorable! Runs back to mommy as soon as he fucks up.
>>13795658Vegans are truly subhuman.
>>13795658its so fucking dry
>>13787336Depends on the age of the cheese and the individual's tolerance for lactose.
>>13795658I'm fine with vegan stuff, but jesus that looks so fucking dry
>>13793995It looks disgusting, but I bet it tastes bretty good
>>13795658That looks at dry, and about as appetizing, as grandma's cooter. Holy fuck, walnuts in a "lasagna"? I guess the lack of protein lets their brains atrophy into thinking shit like this is acceptable.
>>13793995>>13795733They should have waited for it to cool down so the cheese could solidify, but I've had things like this before and they're real good.
>>13781697>>13790115This is about cartoon horse scat porn isnt it?
>>13795846I reckon most posts on 4chan(nel) are.
>>13793881If I remember, that's not a ham. It's a frozen brisket that's about a year old.
>>13791529Ive had a peanut butter and jelly burger before and it was pretty good. Chocolate seems out of place though.
>>13795658Don't they know lasagna has eggs in it?
>>13788269irony is the basis of all comedy
>>13789458I make this, but with bacon and spinach. i also dont heat the avocado
>>13796165>It's a frozen brisket that's about a year old.That's not better.
>>13796274Not vegan ones
>>13789340Imagine this in a shawarma machine
>>13781710so the egg really was first huh
>>13794328ITS FINE WHEN KOREANS DO IT BUT NOT THE WHITES!
>>13789143Not nearly as bad as some of the other shit along these lines
>>13789176Why would anyone ever go through the trouble of making this when you can buy a frozen version that's just as good