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>> No.13781285

wtf? you guys told me heating tuna makes it disgusting.

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>> No.13781736

"Balls of steel" What is that?

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>> No.13781846

This would be a nice banner desu

>> No.13781849

poor chicken

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>> No.13782038

needs lemon zest.

>> No.13782043

I would feel so warm and safe encircled by those arms.

>> No.13782047

damn. ariana grande sure does love burritos

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>> No.13782147

what is that?
mashed potatoes?

>> No.13782174

Why's there so little tuna there? It's all fucking tomatoes.

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>> No.13782201

Fuck this.

>> No.13782585

No, microwaving makes it smell disgusting.

>> No.13782665

Did khazar milkers get a breast reduction?

>> No.13782869

Funny enough that I suspect it was on purpose. Source?

>> No.13783069


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Bitches leave.

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Such a powerfully mouth she has, oh my...

>> No.13783538

Would be better if he were a cute femboy

>> No.13783564

imagine the log of shit at the end

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Under. Fucking. Rated.

>> No.13783603

Well he did get his nuts chopped off last year

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>> No.13783613

Getting a lot of gay vibes from this.

>> No.13783621
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but...she doesn't chew...

>> No.13783718

The description isn't convenient at all "This has a lot of pizza smell" like wtf.

I don't even know what CA/NY dough differences are.

>> No.13783774

I feel sorry for the chicken

>> No.13783799
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That's Ja/ck/ for you. I like how the guy at the end sniffed that pizza like it was Miss America's butthole.

>> No.13783811

He's clearly done something to his right hand there
No excuse but what did he do

>> No.13783821

took something out of the oven with his bare hand like a retard

>> No.13783832

nigga he had a stroke and is partially paralyzed on that side

>> No.13783840

>smells pizza
>"yep, that's a pizza"
bravo jack, you're learning what a pizza is

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>> No.13783850

Why do I get the feeling this is some chaps idea of porn?

>> No.13783854

it's risotto

>> No.13783916

Jack really got caught red handed, huh?

>> No.13783921

how does the egg get put without breaking the egg?

>> No.13783930

>how does the egg get put

>> No.13783934

Civet cat was SARS. COVID-19 is from pangolins, dummy.

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Remember that time Jack made a video to show us rubes how to hold a knife?

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>> No.13784094

oh great, you put a fucking shitty salad in a california roll. vegans ruin everything they touch

>> No.13784123 [DELETED] 

Fuck chinks, why are they so fucking unhuman and nasty?

>> No.13784137

how do they get out?

>> No.13784142

She's not vegan anymore.

>> No.13784144

Is that orange band on his left hand his wedding ring?

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>> No.13784388

Looks good but that much cheese would murder any Asian I know.

>> No.13784394

there isn't even that much cheese in japan

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I never really understood the concept of "hatefucking" until I saw that webm the first time.

>> No.13784409

You still don't understand it.
Hatefucking needs to be mutual hatred. You really only get the proper vibe from an ex after a bad breakup.

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Say no more

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She's eating a pussy.
>(You) need to go back.

>> No.13784536

this reminds me that I'm lucky to be gay

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>> No.13784586

Can't all be lactose intolerant, Koreans melt cheese on everything.

>> No.13784599

Steam from the inside cracking the rice shell.

>> No.13784633

>"Vegan" sushi
>Which stupidly implies that what makes sushi is the fish, and not the rice

>> No.13784801

Why is she doing that?
Story and context pls?

>> No.13784851

gelding the reindeer, this is the traditional sami way of doing it

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Population control, makes them grow faster?

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>> No.13784873

Wait... so she bites off his balls??
Wow can you imagine she doing that to you haha

>> No.13784879

haha that'd be weird haha

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I stand corrected then. I thought it just meant that you wanted to fuck someone but you wanted to do it angrily and make them not enjoy it.

>> No.13784894

She bites off the balls or just clips the channels where sperm runs with her teeth?>>13784536

>> No.13785163

Gasoline is poisonous. If this man doesn't vomit all of this up, and / or seek medical attention, he will likely die.

>> No.13785211

lmao half the vid is just her smiling and showing cleavage. Does anyone apart from horny incels follow her?

>> No.13785254

It's ethanol.

>> No.13785302

>that'll be $650

>> No.13785396

I want her to involuntarily convulse and spasm all over my dicc

>> No.13785415

It does not imply that.

>> No.13785429

>Wait... so she bites off his balls??
Nope, just crushes them into being destroyed.

>> No.13785437

Crushes them into non-functional hamburger.

>> No.13785441

No, it pretty much does, because you can have sushi without fish, which is a "vegan" food to begin with.

>> No.13785453

Nope, she just scrambles them a bit between her teeth. Samis prefer to semi castrate rather than fully castrate their bucks so that they're pacified and sterile but still meaty.

This shit is pure animal cruelty. It takes weeks for the testicles to eventually fall off due to lack of blood flow. The goat is in agony the whole time. Way better to just chop them off in one go.

>> No.13785469

You can have smoothies without dairy but a "vegan" smoothie does not imply that smoothies must have dairy normally. It's just an adjective that does not make implications about the origins of a noun.

>> No.13785475

>that much cheese
asians cannot handle that much cheese

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what the fuck is this

>> No.13785509

Maybe it's because "vegan" is a retarded fucking meme to begin with.

>> No.13785526

this is really gross

>> No.13786527

How does he get out? haha

>> No.13786532

I know ranchers that do this to bulls.

>> No.13786727

Italian TV Show "Ciao Darwin"

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>tfw no seabug webms

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>he's gonna tell us there's a difference
>"there's a difference"

jesus christ jack

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>tries to push walker out of frame of the camera

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>> No.13787298

Especially when there probably wasn't a difference.

>> No.13787306

That looked like it was going to end so badly.

>> No.13787336

Cheese has less lactose than milk, so it's probably fine.
t. asian

>> No.13787342

im pretty sure shes bracing herself on it

>> No.13787401

This would be so much better without the fucking tuna.

>> No.13787435

Kys vegan.

>> No.13787444

Jesus... He had the dexterity of a toddler before the stroke. It is just sad at this point.

>> No.13787646

fried sticky rice

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>> No.13787730

Nice edit, kek.

>> No.13787820

surely this is taking the piss? it looks like potato gratin

>> No.13787837

she picked an appropriate plate.

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>> No.13787970

if you did this with good sausage instead of hotdogs i could get behind it

>> No.13787982

Dear. God.

>> No.13788053

Can we just nuke everything already?

>> No.13788056

this is why boomers think millenials are retards

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>> No.13788265

Why don't boomers know irony when they see it? Was it only invented in the past fifteen years?

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Irony is the lowest form of "humor".

>> No.13788279

we don't think they are, we know they are

>> No.13788285

Thanks for coming to 4chan to be sincere.

>> No.13788292

Certain regions sell uncut/undiluted ethanol. IIRC this webm is out of Brazil, where they don't mix their ethanol with anything.

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>> No.13788311

I would be constipated for a week if I ate so much cheese at one time.

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>what is Poe's law

>> No.13788760

It's no one's fault that boomers have the humor of a piss covered sock.

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It's no one's fault that millennials have the sensitivity of a piss covered sock.

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comedy is the lowest form of art

>> No.13788838

>Literal "boomers trying to make fun of millenials and failing" image

>> No.13788839

That was a while ago.

>> No.13788860

Imagine if that was your dick

>> No.13789043

A bad excuse for a dull mind.

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>> No.13789111

Seems like it worked, considering that you sound pretty offended.

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>> No.13789155

my lactose intolerent friends would like to strongly disagree

>> No.13789171

That's alfredo, not carbonara, what the fuck?

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>> No.13789179

wtf is this real?

>> No.13789190

wow that looks bland

>> No.13789195

Just No...

>> No.13789229

>Pointing out how shit something is means you're offended
I Don't think you know what "offended" means. I was laughing at you.

>> No.13789233

>Instant Type II.webm

>> No.13789247

It sure as hell isn't Carbonara, which should be just an unsmoked bacon like Guanciale or Pancetta, eggs, and pecorino romano. And you cook the eggs in the pasta after tossing it with the meat fat.

>> No.13789251

good lord

>> No.13789258

you'd have to be a manchild or autistic to find his appetizing

>> No.13789268
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Carbanara is eggs, cream, cheese (any) and bacon. Anyone claiming otherwise is just spouting pseudo-Italian gibberish

>> No.13789293

Nope, you're an idiot. A good carbonara needs no cream.

>> No.13789304
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Calm down Luigi

>> No.13789311

>Calm down Luigi
>Got Italian purists butthurt on twitter pointing out that Pizza as the world knows it is American earlier this week

Cream is a crutch used by poor cooks who scramble their carbonara sauce.

>> No.13789313




You fail.

>> No.13789326

I mean, I'd say bacon is fine if it's what you can get. And Romano's pretty readily available, but you can sub Parmesan if it's your only choice.

Adding cream makes it not a carbonara, though.

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Chill out Mario

>> No.13789333

You fail.

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Stay mad Giussepe

>> No.13789347

good sausage would not turn into noodles, it'd just come apart

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that's some nice looking gagh

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>> No.13789381

You fail.

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>> No.13789411

>would have been faster just to use a knife

>> No.13789422
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he doesn't know how to use a knife

>> No.13789430

He massacred that pineapple

>> No.13789439

i need me one of those man

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Nothing can resist the power of /jack/

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i cant take it anymore

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>> No.13789581

>Say when...

>> No.13789630

This is a white people version of the beaner chip pile

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>> No.13789646


I will always watch the Surly King of Egg Fort showcase his craft.

>> No.13789666

>Make funnel cake, but do it in a way that takes more time and effort when frying it up!

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>> No.13789783

Man prime Pete was something else. Shame about the balls

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These threads in a nutshell.

>> No.13790046

what a complete waste of resources

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>> No.13790051

anyone to feed this to a child should be shot on sight

>> No.13790080

go to bed gramps

>> No.13790112

Pete's arc has been interesting. Used to be super alpha and obnoxious but almost got KO'd by cancer and came back more docile and quiet

>> No.13790115

Should I feel ashamed if I got the joke in the filename?

>> No.13790293

I hate that this turns me on.

>> No.13790302

Not that anon but 4chan was unironically way better when we could be sincere and everything wasn't hidden behind several layers of irony.

>> No.13790314

Why do people insist on calling things carbonara when they don't do a single thing correctly? Just call it something else for fuck's sake.

>> No.13790413

There are enough calories there to light up a small town for a week.

>> No.13790414

carbonara is a fun word to say

>> No.13790788

What if he misses?

>> No.13790805

No, numb nuts. Vegan sushi is the same as saying tuna sushi. It just describes the ingredients. You could say vegetable sushi, but vegan is just describing what is going to be in the roll.

>> No.13790824

probably a silicone replacement one

>> No.13790834

vegan doesn't describe fuck all. cucumber roll means it's a cucumber roll. vegan sushi is like saying it's gluten free. what flavor is it though?

>> No.13790845

recipes should be banned from webm threads. it's a webm thread, not a shitty gif recipe thread. especially the ones where the camera is just straight down and it cuts every 1.5 fucking seconds

>> No.13790849

Now I get why people hate Japanese cooking

>> No.13790858
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imagine the shits after that

>> No.13790859

Hopefully trt will help him out.

>> No.13790864

Kill all jews

>> No.13790867

Slapstick is

>> No.13790902

>that mountain of cheese
ok, see you in a week

>> No.13790929

Someone send this to Dodson.

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>> No.13791446

he had two actually

>> No.13791452

How do you get out of there?

>> No.13791453
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>> No.13791463

You're gonna have to break a few eggs

>> No.13791479


i would dump that whole plate straight into the trash

>> No.13791527
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>> No.13791529

*sees the hamburger*
This is getting good.

*sees the peanut butter, chocolate and jelly*
Wait that's illegal

>> No.13791540

>let's get my insulin out onto a tray

>> No.13791541
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>> No.13791567

Is there a worst-of Jack cooking list?

>> No.13791612
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numero uno

>> No.13791636

a new project aye

>> No.13791772

>Vegan sushi is the same as saying tuna sushi.
Bullshit. By definition it's vegan before you add fish. It's just another case of Vegans having to make everything about their "super speshul snowflake" diet.

>> No.13791780
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Not sure what you mean

>> No.13791784

It's definitely in the top 5
>gets recipe from a website
>site almost assuredly has a picture & description of the finished product
>hell it's probably on the ipad next to him
>final result is more like a fucking biscuit
>he still does the "mmm wow that's amazing i can't believe it" reaction

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Idk the original sushi didn't even have rice. Narezushi was/is mackerel salted and aged in a very specific way. It definitely was more for the Japanese palate. But I would like to try it someday

>> No.13791787

>50 ingredients
>80 steps
>To make a sub-par imitation of a food vegetarians can eat

>> No.13791865

I'd say that you can make a pretty well-recieved compilation of his worst culinary atrocities, but it'd need to be a pretty large one as there are too many to count and if you limit it too much you're likely to miss something a number of people might consider essential.

>> No.13791893

So I'm a cheesemonger of an English style cheeseshop the truth is some cheeses are low lactose to naturally lactose free and some aren't. Generally the rule of thumb is long aged cheeses like 6 months or more are low lactose and soured high acid cheese like labneh are lactose free bacteria give cheese it's flavor and lactose are what bacteria in milk eat

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>So I'm a cheesemonger of an English style cheeseshop

>> No.13791915

>Idk the original sushi didn't even have rice.
It is literally impossible to have sushi without rice, by definition.

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>> No.13792043

that's a lot of disgusting white chocolate

>> No.13792053
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"The history of sushi began with paddy fields in Southeast Asia, where fish was fermented with rice vinegar, salt and rice, after which the rice was discarded."

You're right. They needed rice for flavoring.

In fact rice was always fermented in Japan until the Edo period.

It's kind of weird that we don't ferment our grains....

>> No.13792064

>It's kind of weird that we don't ferment our grains....

We do, then we turn them into whisky

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>> No.13792185

>not made from fermented grains

>> No.13792190

How do you think wine and cider is made, nimrod?

>> No.13792192

I literally said we do, why are you arguing with me?

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>> No.13792211

Fuck it, ill eat that along with all the regret it comes with

>> No.13792221

Why you mad bro?

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>> No.13792552

i was hoping for a Mad Men-like scene

>> No.13792554

a human-goose hybrid, interesting

>> No.13792581

it was almost sensible until the second cheese

>> No.13792707

>I thought it just meant that you wanted to fuck someone but you wanted to do it angrily and make them not enjoy it.
That concept is called "rape", not hatefuck.

>> No.13792716

I cannot even tell the difference between satire and real life anymore.

>> No.13792749

>""carbonara"" recipe
>only 1 egg
This has more in common with mac and cheese than it does carbonara.

>> No.13792761

>This has more in common with mac and cheese than it does carbonara.


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corona virus is gonna fuck jack up.

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go back zoomer

>> No.13792817

The rice doesn't fall apart?

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>> No.13792889

I thought that was sliced bread at first

>> No.13792939

Yeah Leah is good but Molly is better

>> No.13792968

Disgusted Yorkshireman here

>> No.13793016

I don't care how many times the same Jack webms get posted. The filenames still get me.

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awww HELL naw!

>> No.13793094

if it only had garlic and parmesan on it then i'd buy that shit for a day-long snack.

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criminally underrated post

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7000th time thats been said you fucking tourist

>> No.13793189

I thought this was a video of a lemon.

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jackposters are ok in my book

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>When he grates the parmesan on top

>> No.13793355

...Grapes and apples being fermented?

>> No.13793391

Japanese rice is starchier and holds together reasonably well. Most rice varieties used in the east are, so they can be eaten with chopsticks.

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>> No.13793834

What the actual fuck.

>> No.13793839

I hate the person in that video with the hate of a thousand suns.

>> No.13793845

>throw a bunch of canned shit in a pot
>let it cook
>that ending scene
gets me every fucking time

>> No.13793859

I use scissors to cut bacon.

>> No.13793881

>Ham, cold
Starts off badly
>Raw onion and bell pepper
You're doing it wrong
>Roughly mangled...garlic?
>Are those...potatoes? In chili?
>Canned beans
OK, first thing that's fine, dry can be a pain to work with for basically the same results.
>Chipotle in Adobo
I guess.
>Canned green chilis
>Canned tomatoes
Nowhere near what I use, but sure.
>Premade salsa
Now you're just fucking with us.
>Full bottle of light beer
More than enough liquid in the stuff already in there, buddy.
>End result is watery, barely cooked mess
Like watching a fucking train wreck.

>> No.13793893

JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST the anxiety this gives me, Kay is fucking mental.

>> No.13793936

She's mentally ill, right?

>> No.13793947

this is food for simplysaras, dude. people who never "cook" anything, just pour things out of containers into bigger containers.


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Shut up /Jack/ is the absolut maestro of chile

>> No.13793971

>Somehow even worse

>> No.13793995
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>jarred prolapsed anus

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>> No.13794063

Because of jack scalfani i no longer consider italians to be white

>> No.13794296

They weren't considered white most of the early 1900s anyways. Because, you know, it's just a bullshit term.

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>> No.13794365

Any fish in microwave is disgusting.

>> No.13794488

>all that basil
I don't understand.

>> No.13794663


i wish I could travel back in time and redirect the two nukes to China.

>> No.13794689


I am a huwhyte person and I find that monstrosity abominable. Beaners love that chip pile shit.

>> No.13794692


Don't know what kind of rice it is, but it does look cooked to shit.

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>warming the avocado

>> No.13794732

Why are the people that always post this emoji so fucking stupid? It's the modern equivalent of "xD"

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>> No.13795060

gummo sequel

>> No.13795356

Can someone post the webm with the 2 elephants? You know the one

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>> No.13795366

I was done by the 3rd layer of cheese but the motherfucked kept at it

>> No.13795369

Haha, adorable! Runs back to mommy as soon as he fucks up.

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>> No.13795682

Vegans are truly subhuman.

>> No.13795700

its so fucking dry

>> No.13795705

Depends on the age of the cheese and the individual's tolerance for lactose.

>> No.13795720

I'm fine with vegan stuff, but jesus that looks so fucking dry

>> No.13795733

It looks disgusting, but I bet it tastes bretty good

>> No.13795743

That looks at dry, and about as appetizing, as grandma's cooter. Holy fuck, walnuts in a "lasagna"? I guess the lack of protein lets their brains atrophy into thinking shit like this is acceptable.

>> No.13795822

They should have waited for it to cool down so the cheese could solidify, but I've had things like this before and they're real good.

>> No.13795846

This is about cartoon horse scat porn isnt it?

>> No.13795919

I reckon most posts on 4chan(nel) are.

>> No.13796165


If I remember, that's not a ham. It's a frozen brisket that's about a year old.

>> No.13796175

Ive had a peanut butter and jelly burger before and it was pretty good. Chocolate seems out of place though.

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>> No.13796274

Don't they know lasagna has eggs in it?

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>> No.13796410

irony is the basis of all comedy

>> No.13796466

I make this, but with bacon and spinach. i also dont heat the avocado

>> No.13796926

>It's a frozen brisket that's about a year old.
That's not better.

>> No.13796934

Historical fact.

>> No.13796983

Not vegan ones

>> No.13797022

Imagine this in a shawarma machine

>> No.13797162

so the egg really was first huh

>> No.13797283


>> No.13797560

Not nearly as bad as some of the other shit along these lines

>> No.13797572

Why would anyone ever go through the trouble of making this when you can buy a frozen version that's just as good

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