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>> No.13781285

>>13781115
wtf? you guys told me heating tuna makes it disgusting.

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>> No.13781736

>>13781704
"Balls of steel" What is that?

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>> No.13781846

>>13781742
This would be a nice banner desu

>> No.13781849

>>13781710
poor chicken

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>>13781742
>ja/ck/ed

>> No.13782038

>>13781115
needs lemon zest.

>> No.13782043

>>13781275
I would feel so warm and safe encircled by those arms.

>> No.13782047

>>13781275
damn. ariana grande sure does love burritos

>> No.13782132

>>13781742
lol

>> No.13782147

>>13781125
what is that?
mashed potatoes?

>> No.13782174

>>13781115
Why's there so little tuna there? It's all fucking tomatoes.

>> No.13782181

>>13782174
reshoots

>> No.13782201

>>13781708
Fuck this.

>> No.13782585

>>13781285
No, microwaving makes it smell disgusting.

>> No.13782665

>>13781275
Did khazar milkers get a breast reduction?

>> No.13782869

>>13781708
Funny enough that I suspect it was on purpose. Source?

>> No.13783069

>>13781125
Do?

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>>13781275
Bitches leave.

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>>13781275
Such a powerfully mouth she has, oh my...

>> No.13783538

>>13783421
Would be better if he were a cute femboy

>> No.13783564

>>13781275
imagine the log of shit at the end

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>>13781704

Under. Fucking. Rated.

>> No.13783603

>>13783538
Well he did get his nuts chopped off last year

>> No.13783611

>>13782147
cement

>> No.13783613

>>13783421
Getting a lot of gay vibes from this.

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>>13781275
but...she doesn't chew...

>> No.13783718

>>13781865
The description isn't convenient at all "This has a lot of pizza smell" like wtf.

I don't even know what CA/NY dough differences are.

>> No.13783774

>>13781710
I feel sorry for the chicken

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>>13783718
That's Ja/ck/ for you. I like how the guy at the end sniffed that pizza like it was Miss America's butthole.

>> No.13783811

>>13783799
He's clearly done something to his right hand there
No excuse but what did he do

>> No.13783821

>>13783811
took something out of the oven with his bare hand like a retard

>> No.13783832

>>13783811
>>13783821
nigga he had a stroke and is partially paralyzed on that side

>> No.13783840

>>13781865
>smells pizza
>"yep, that's a pizza"
bravo jack, you're learning what a pizza is

>> No.13783846

>>13781710
Bok-bok-boaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRGH

>> No.13783850

>>13781255
Why do I get the feeling this is some chaps idea of porn?

>> No.13783854

>>13782147
it's risotto

>> No.13783916

>>13783799
Jack really got caught red handed, huh?

>> No.13783921

>>13781710
how does the egg get put without breaking the egg?

>> No.13783930

>>13783921
>how does the egg get put

>> No.13783934

>>13781255
Civet cat was SARS. COVID-19 is from pangolins, dummy.

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>>13783799
Remember that time Jack made a video to show us rubes how to hold a knife?

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>> No.13784094

>>13784021
oh great, you put a fucking shitty salad in a california roll. vegans ruin everything they touch

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>>13781255
Fuck chinks, why are they so fucking unhuman and nasty?

>> No.13784137

>>13781704
how do they get out?

>> No.13784142

>>13784021
She's not vegan anymore.

>> No.13784144

>>13783799
Is that orange band on his left hand his wedding ring?

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>>13784021

>> No.13784388

>>13784160
Looks good but that much cheese would murder any Asian I know.

>> No.13784394

>>13784160
there isn't even that much cheese in japan

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>>13784350
I never really understood the concept of "hatefucking" until I saw that webm the first time.

>> No.13784409

>>13784400
You still don't understand it.
Hatefucking needs to be mutual hatred. You really only get the proper vibe from an ex after a bad breakup.

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>>13784394
Say no more

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>>13783934
She's eating a pussy.
-Cunnilingus-
>(You) need to go back.

>> No.13784536

>>13784350
this reminds me that I'm lucky to be gay

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>> No.13784586

>>13784388
Can't all be lactose intolerant, Koreans melt cheese on everything.

>> No.13784599

>>13784137
Steam from the inside cracking the rice shell.

>> No.13784633

>>13784021
>"Vegan" sushi
>Which stupidly implies that what makes sushi is the fish, and not the rice

>> No.13784801

>>13784515
Why is she doing that?
Story and context pls?

>> No.13784851

>>13784801
gelding the reindeer, this is the traditional sami way of doing it

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>>13784801
Population control, makes them grow faster?

>> No.13784869

>>13781742
lmao

>> No.13784873

>>13784851
>>13784858
Wait... so she bites off his balls??
Wow can you imagine she doing that to you haha

>> No.13784879

>>13784873
haha that'd be weird haha

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>>13784409
I stand corrected then. I thought it just meant that you wanted to fuck someone but you wanted to do it angrily and make them not enjoy it.

>> No.13784894

>>13784515
She bites off the balls or just clips the channels where sperm runs with her teeth?>>13784536

>> No.13785163

>>13784890
Gasoline is poisonous. If this man doesn't vomit all of this up, and / or seek medical attention, he will likely die.

>> No.13785211

>>13784350
lmao half the vid is just her smiling and showing cleavage. Does anyone apart from horny incels follow her?

>> No.13785254

>>13785163
It's ethanol.

>> No.13785302

>>13781717
>that'll be $650

>> No.13785396

>>13783943
I want her to involuntarily convulse and spasm all over my dicc

>> No.13785415

>>13784633
It does not imply that.

>> No.13785429

>>13784873
>Wait... so she bites off his balls??
Nope, just crushes them into being destroyed.

>> No.13785437

>>13784894
Crushes them into non-functional hamburger.

>> No.13785441

>>13785415
No, it pretty much does, because you can have sushi without fish, which is a "vegan" food to begin with.

>> No.13785453

>>13784873
Nope, she just scrambles them a bit between her teeth. Samis prefer to semi castrate rather than fully castrate their bucks so that they're pacified and sterile but still meaty.

>>13784858
This shit is pure animal cruelty. It takes weeks for the testicles to eventually fall off due to lack of blood flow. The goat is in agony the whole time. Way better to just chop them off in one go.

>> No.13785469

>>13785441
You can have smoothies without dairy but a "vegan" smoothie does not imply that smoothies must have dairy normally. It's just an adjective that does not make implications about the origins of a noun.

>> No.13785475

>>13784160
>that much cheese
asians cannot handle that much cheese

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>>13784855
what the fuck is this

>> No.13785509

>>13785469
Maybe it's because "vegan" is a retarded fucking meme to begin with.

>> No.13785526

>>13784087
this is really gross

>> No.13786527

How does he get out? haha

>> No.13786532

>>13784873
I know ranchers that do this to bulls.

>> No.13786727

>>13785486
Italian TV Show "Ciao Darwin"

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>tfw no seabug webms

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>>13781865
>he's gonna tell us there's a difference
>"there's a difference"
>OMG YEAH THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!

jesus christ jack

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>>13784400
>tries to push walker out of frame of the camera
>fails

>> No.13787173

>>13784855
lynchian

>> No.13787298

>>13786860
Especially when there probably wasn't a difference.

>> No.13787306

>>13783799
That looked like it was going to end so badly.

>> No.13787336

>>13784388
Cheese has less lactose than milk, so it's probably fine.
t. asian

>> No.13787342

>>13787171
im pretty sure shes bracing herself on it

>> No.13787401

>>13781115
This would be so much better without the fucking tuna.

>> No.13787435

>>13784123
Kys vegan.

>> No.13787444

>>13783799
Jesus... He had the dexterity of a toddler before the stroke. It is just sad at this point.

>> No.13787646

>>13781736
fried sticky rice

>> No.13787727

>>13781710
Eggception.

>> No.13787730

>>13781742
Nice edit, kek.

>> No.13787820

>>13784160
surely this is taking the piss? it looks like potato gratin

>> No.13787837

>>13781275
she picked an appropriate plate.
damaged.

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>> No.13787970

>>13787923
if you did this with good sausage instead of hotdogs i could get behind it

>> No.13787982

>>13787924
Dear. God.

>> No.13788053

>>13787924
Can we just nuke everything already?

>> No.13788056

>>13787924
this is why boomers think millenials are retards

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>> No.13788265

>>13787982
>>13788053
>>13788056
Why don't boomers know irony when they see it? Was it only invented in the past fifteen years?

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>>13788265
Irony is the lowest form of "humor".

>> No.13788279

>>13788056
we don't think they are, we know they are

>> No.13788285

>>13788269
Thanks for coming to 4chan to be sincere.

>> No.13788292

>>13785163
Certain regions sell uncut/undiluted ethanol. IIRC this webm is out of Brazil, where they don't mix their ethanol with anything.

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>> No.13788311

>>13784160
I would be constipated for a week if I ate so much cheese at one time.

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>>13788265
>what is Poe's law

>> No.13788760

>>13788056
It's no one's fault that boomers have the humor of a piss covered sock.

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>>13788760
It's no one's fault that millennials have the sensitivity of a piss covered sock.

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>>13788269
comedy is the lowest form of art

>> No.13788838

>>13788776
>Literal "boomers trying to make fun of millenials and failing" image

>> No.13788839

>>13783603
That was a while ago.

>> No.13788860

>>13781275
Imagine if that was your dick

>> No.13789043

>>13788329
A bad excuse for a dull mind.

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>> No.13789111

>>13788838
Seems like it worked, considering that you sound pretty offended.

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>> No.13789155

>>13787336
my lactose intolerent friends would like to strongly disagree

>> No.13789171

>>13789065
That's alfredo, not carbonara, what the fuck?

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>>13789171
>cream
>bacon
>alfredo

nyet

>> No.13789179

>>13784400
wtf is this real?

>> No.13789190

>>13789065
wow that looks bland

>> No.13789195

>>13789143
Just No...

>> No.13789229

>>13789111
>Pointing out how shit something is means you're offended
I Don't think you know what "offended" means. I was laughing at you.

>> No.13789233

>>13789143
>Instant Type II.webm

>> No.13789247

>>13789176
It sure as hell isn't Carbonara, which should be just an unsmoked bacon like Guanciale or Pancetta, eggs, and pecorino romano. And you cook the eggs in the pasta after tossing it with the meat fat.

>> No.13789251

>>13789143
good lord

>> No.13789258

>>13789143
you'd have to be a manchild or autistic to find his appetizing

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>>13789247
Carbanara is eggs, cream, cheese (any) and bacon. Anyone claiming otherwise is just spouting pseudo-Italian gibberish

>> No.13789293

>>13789268
>Cream
Nope, you're an idiot. A good carbonara needs no cream.

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>>13789293
Calm down Luigi

>> No.13789311

>>13789304
>Calm down Luigi
>Got Italian purists butthurt on twitter pointing out that Pizza as the world knows it is American earlier this week

Cream is a crutch used by poor cooks who scramble their carbonara sauce.

>> No.13789313

>>13789268
>cream
Wrong.

>(any)
Wrong.

>bacon
Wrong.

You fail.

>> No.13789326

>>13789313
I mean, I'd say bacon is fine if it's what you can get. And Romano's pretty readily available, but you can sub Parmesan if it's your only choice.

Adding cream makes it not a carbonara, though.

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>>13789313
Chill out Mario

>> No.13789333

>>13789327
You fail.

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>>13789333
Stay mad Giussepe

>> No.13789347

>>13787970
good sausage would not turn into noodles, it'd just come apart

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>>13789304
that's some nice looking gagh

>> No.13789376

>>13789366
lel

>> No.13789381

>>13789340
You fail.

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>> No.13789411

>>13789401
>would have been faster just to use a knife

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>>13789411
he doesn't know how to use a knife

>> No.13789430

>>13789422
He massacred that pineapple

>> No.13789439

>>13782043
i need me one of those man

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>>13789430
Nothing can resist the power of /jack/

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>>13787924

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>>13789143
i cant take it anymore

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>> No.13789581

>>13784087
>Say when...

>> No.13789630

>>13788329
This is a white people version of the beaner chip pile

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>> No.13789646

>>13788296

I will always watch the Surly King of Egg Fort showcase his craft.

>> No.13789666

>>13789635
>Make funnel cake, but do it in a way that takes more time and effort when frying it up!

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>> No.13789783

>>13783421
Man prime Pete was something else. Shame about the balls

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These threads in a nutshell.

>> No.13790046

>>13789769
what a complete waste of resources

>> No.13790050

>>13781275
Impressive

>> No.13790051

>>13789143
anyone to feed this to a child should be shot on sight

>> No.13790080

>>13790051
go to bed gramps

>> No.13790112

>>13783421
Pete's arc has been interesting. Used to be super alpha and obnoxious but almost got KO'd by cancer and came back more docile and quiet

>> No.13790115

>>13781697
Should I feel ashamed if I got the joke in the filename?

>> No.13790293

>>13784400
I hate that this turns me on.

>> No.13790302

>>13788285
Not that anon but 4chan was unironically way better when we could be sincere and everything wasn't hidden behind several layers of irony.

>> No.13790314

>>13789065
Why do people insist on calling things carbonara when they don't do a single thing correctly? Just call it something else for fuck's sake.

>> No.13790413

>>13789635
There are enough calories there to light up a small town for a week.

>> No.13790414

>>13790314
carbonara is a fun word to say

>> No.13790788

>>13781125
What if he misses?

>> No.13790805

>>13785509
No, numb nuts. Vegan sushi is the same as saying tuna sushi. It just describes the ingredients. You could say vegetable sushi, but vegan is just describing what is going to be in the roll.

>> No.13790824

>>13784144
probably a silicone replacement one

>> No.13790834

>>13790805
vegan doesn't describe fuck all. cucumber roll means it's a cucumber roll. vegan sushi is like saying it's gluten free. what flavor is it though?

>> No.13790845

recipes should be banned from webm threads. it's a webm thread, not a shitty gif recipe thread. especially the ones where the camera is just straight down and it cuts every 1.5 fucking seconds

>> No.13790849

>>13784160
Now I get why people hate Japanese cooking

>> No.13790858
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13790858

>>13784160
imagine the shits after that

>> No.13790859

>>13789783
>>13790112
Hopefully trt will help him out.

>> No.13790864

>>13787924
Kill all jews

>> No.13790867

>>13788269
Slapstick is

>> No.13790902

>>13790858
>that mountain of cheese
ok, see you in a week

>> No.13790929

>>13784400
Someone send this to Dodson.

>> No.13790944
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>> No.13791446

he had two actually

>> No.13791452

>>13790944
How do you get out of there?

>> No.13791453
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13791453

>>13784400
Lads..

>> No.13791463

>>13791452
You're gonna have to break a few eggs

>> No.13791479

>>13784021

i would dump that whole plate straight into the trash

>> No.13791527
File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Japanese Style Ham and Cheese Croquettes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13791527

>> No.13791529

>>13788329
*sees the hamburger*
This is getting good.

*sees the peanut butter, chocolate and jelly*
Wait that's illegal

>> No.13791540

>>13789233
>let's get my insulin out onto a tray
>nice

>> No.13791541
File: 2.91 MB, 300x300, Jenga Polenta Sticks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13791541

>> No.13791567

>>13781742
Is there a worst-of Jack cooking list?

>> No.13791612
File: 2.51 MB, 600x400, Yorkshire Puddings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13791612

>>13791567
numero uno

>> No.13791636

>>13791453
a new project aye

>> No.13791772

>>13790805
>Vegan sushi is the same as saying tuna sushi.
Bullshit. By definition it's vegan before you add fish. It's just another case of Vegans having to make everything about their "super speshul snowflake" diet.

>> No.13791780
File: 2.92 MB, 300x300, Vegan Cheeses.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13791780

>>13791772
Not sure what you mean

>> No.13791784

>>13791612
It's definitely in the top 5
>gets recipe from a website
>site almost assuredly has a picture & description of the finished product
>hell it's probably on the ipad next to him
>final result is more like a fucking biscuit
>he still does the "mmm wow that's amazing i can't believe it" reaction

>> No.13791786
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13791786

>>13791772
Idk the original sushi didn't even have rice. Narezushi was/is mackerel salted and aged in a very specific way. It definitely was more for the Japanese palate. But I would like to try it someday

>> No.13791787

>>13791780
>50 ingredients
>80 steps
>To make a sub-par imitation of a food vegetarians can eat

>> No.13791865

>>13791567
I'd say that you can make a pretty well-recieved compilation of his worst culinary atrocities, but it'd need to be a pretty large one as there are too many to count and if you limit it too much you're likely to miss something a number of people might consider essential.

>> No.13791893

>>13789155
So I'm a cheesemonger of an English style cheeseshop the truth is some cheeses are low lactose to naturally lactose free and some aren't. Generally the rule of thumb is long aged cheeses like 6 months or more are low lactose and soured high acid cheese like labneh are lactose free bacteria give cheese it's flavor and lactose are what bacteria in milk eat

>> No.13791898
File: 2.89 MB, 480x480, Edible Cheese Spoons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13791898

>>13791893
>So I'm a cheesemonger of an English style cheeseshop

>> No.13791915

>>13791786
>Idk the original sushi didn't even have rice.
It is literally impossible to have sushi without rice, by definition.

>> No.13791937
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13791937

>>13791784

>> No.13791982
File: 2.90 MB, 532x300, Ultimate Grilled Cheese Sandwich _ Jamie Oliver _ Jamie’s Comfort Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13791982

>> No.13792043

>>13781717
that's a lot of disgusting white chocolate

>> No.13792053
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13792053

>>13791915
"The history of sushi began with paddy fields in Southeast Asia, where fish was fermented with rice vinegar, salt and rice, after which the rice was discarded."

You're right. They needed rice for flavoring.

In fact rice was always fermented in Japan until the Edo period.

It's kind of weird that we don't ferment our grains....

>> No.13792064

>>13792053
>It's kind of weird that we don't ferment our grains....

We do, then we turn them into whisky

>> No.13792181
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13792181

>> No.13792183

>>13781704
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

>> No.13792185

>>13792064
>beer
>whiskey
>not made from fermented grains

>> No.13792190

>>13792053
How do you think wine and cider is made, nimrod?

>> No.13792192

>>13792185
I literally said we do, why are you arguing with me?

>> No.13792193

>>13784087
>>13789581
ha

>> No.13792211

>>13789143
Fuck it, ill eat that along with all the regret it comes with

>> No.13792221

>>13789229
Why you mad bro?

>> No.13792295
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>> No.13792552

>>13781125
i was hoping for a Mad Men-like scene

>> No.13792554

>>13781275
a human-goose hybrid, interesting

>> No.13792581

>>13784160
it was almost sensible until the second cheese

>> No.13792707

>>13784890
>I thought it just meant that you wanted to fuck someone but you wanted to do it angrily and make them not enjoy it.
That concept is called "rape", not hatefuck.

>> No.13792716

>>13787924
I cannot even tell the difference between satire and real life anymore.

>> No.13792749

>>13789065
>""carbonara"" recipe
>only 1 egg
>bacon
>cream
This has more in common with mac and cheese than it does carbonara.

>> No.13792761

>>13792749
>This has more in common with mac and cheese than it does carbonara.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1584326189119.webm

>> No.13792764
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13792764

>>13783799
corona virus is gonna fuck jack up.

>> No.13792784
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13792784

>>13791529
go back zoomer

>> No.13792817

>>13789149
The rice doesn't fall apart?

>> No.13792831
File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, vegan eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.13792889

>>13788329
I thought that was sliced bread at first

>> No.13792939

>>13781275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmr_01SrE_o
Yeah Leah is good but Molly is better

>> No.13792968

>>13791612
Disgusted Yorkshireman here

>> No.13793016

>>13789441
I don't care how many times the same Jack webms get posted. The filenames still get me.

>> No.13793038
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>> No.13793049
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13793049

>>13793038
awww HELL naw!

>> No.13793094

>>13788257
if it only had garlic and parmesan on it then i'd buy that shit for a day-long snack.

>> No.13793121
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13793121

>>13791463
criminally underrated post

>> No.13793188
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13793188

>>13793121
7000th time thats been said you fucking tourist

>> No.13793189

>>13784400
I thought this was a video of a lemon.

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13793279

>>13793188

>> No.13793293
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13793293

>>13793279
jackposters are ok in my book

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13793327

>>13784160
>When he grates the parmesan on top

>> No.13793355

>>13792190
...Grapes and apples being fermented?

>> No.13793391

>>13792817
Japanese rice is starchier and holds together reasonably well. Most rice varieties used in the east are, so they can be eaten with chopsticks.

>> No.13793654
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13793654

>>13793293

>> No.13793777

>>13789783
Whut?

>> No.13793814
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13793814

>>13793654
ick!

>> No.13793834

>>13793654
What the actual fuck.

>> No.13793839

>>13787947
I hate the person in that video with the hate of a thousand suns.

>> No.13793845

>>13793654
>throw a bunch of canned shit in a pot
>let it cook
>that ending scene
gets me every fucking time

>> No.13793859

>>13789422
I use scissors to cut bacon.

>> No.13793881

>>13793654
>Ham, cold
Starts off badly
>Raw onion and bell pepper
You're doing it wrong
>Cilantro
No.
>Bacon
What?
>Roughly mangled...garlic?
>Are those...potatoes? In chili?
>Canned beans
OK, first thing that's fine, dry can be a pain to work with for basically the same results.
>Chipotle in Adobo
I guess.
>Canned green chilis
Meh.
>Canned tomatoes
Nowhere near what I use, but sure.
>Premade salsa
Now you're just fucking with us.
>Full bottle of light beer
More than enough liquid in the stuff already in there, buddy.
>End result is watery, barely cooked mess
Like watching a fucking train wreck.

>> No.13793893

JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST the anxiety this gives me, Kay is fucking mental.

>> No.13793936

>>13792784
She's mentally ill, right?

>> No.13793947

>>13793881
this is food for simplysaras, dude. people who never "cook" anything, just pour things out of containers into bigger containers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1L8x8Hifnk

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13793963

>>13793814
>>13793834
>>13793845
>>13793881
Shut up /Jack/ is the absolut maestro of chile

>> No.13793971

>>13793963
>Somehow even worse

>> No.13793995
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13793995

>>13793963
>jarred prolapsed anus

>> No.13794006

>>13788296
INTO TO THE WOK
OVER THE FIRE
WITH NO REGARD FOR THING BUT THAT I'M
THE LORD OF THE EGGS
I RULE SANDWICH MAKING

HOW DOES HE LEAVE WITHOUT BREAKING?

>> No.13794063

Because of jack scalfani i no longer consider italians to be white

>> No.13794296

>>13794063
They weren't considered white most of the early 1900s anyways. Because, you know, it's just a bullshit term.

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>> No.13794365

>>13781285
Any fish in microwave is disgusting.

>> No.13794488

>>13791780
>green
>all that basil
>"ricotta"
I don't understand.

>> No.13794663

>>13781255

i wish I could travel back in time and redirect the two nukes to China.

>> No.13794689

>>13789630

I am a huwhyte person and I find that monstrosity abominable. Beaners love that chip pile shit.

>> No.13794692

>>13792817

Don't know what kind of rice it is, but it does look cooked to shit.

>> No.13794718
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13794718

>>13789458
>warming the avocado

>> No.13794732

>>13793121
Why are the people that always post this emoji so fucking stupid? It's the modern equivalent of "xD"

>> No.13794952
File: 2.92 MB, 250x250, Chilaquiles Frittata As Make By Ellen Bennett.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13794952

>> No.13795060

>>13785486
gummo sequel

>> No.13795356

Can someone post the webm with the 2 elephants? You know the one

>> No.13795357
File: 2.88 MB, 710x400, Babby Elephant.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13795357

>>13795356

>> No.13795366

>>13784160
I was done by the 3rd layer of cheese but the motherfucked kept at it

>> No.13795369

>>13795357
Haha, adorable! Runs back to mommy as soon as he fucks up.

>> No.13795652

>>13791529
Ew

>> No.13795658
File: 2.91 MB, 360x360, Vegan Lasagne.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.13795682

>>13795658
Vegans are truly subhuman.

>> No.13795700

>>13795658
its so fucking dry

>> No.13795705

>>13787336
Depends on the age of the cheese and the individual's tolerance for lactose.

>> No.13795720

>>13795658
I'm fine with vegan stuff, but jesus that looks so fucking dry

>> No.13795733

>>13793995
It looks disgusting, but I bet it tastes bretty good

>> No.13795743

>>13795658
That looks at dry, and about as appetizing, as grandma's cooter. Holy fuck, walnuts in a "lasagna"? I guess the lack of protein lets their brains atrophy into thinking shit like this is acceptable.

>> No.13795822

>>13793995
>>13795733
They should have waited for it to cool down so the cheese could solidify, but I've had things like this before and they're real good.

>> No.13795846

>>13781697
>>13790115
This is about cartoon horse scat porn isnt it?

>> No.13795919

>>13795846
I reckon most posts on 4chan(nel) are.

>> No.13796165

>>13793881

If I remember, that's not a ham. It's a frozen brisket that's about a year old.

>> No.13796175

>>13791529
Ive had a peanut butter and jelly burger before and it was pretty good. Chocolate seems out of place though.

>> No.13796224

>>13790944
eggcellent

>> No.13796274

>>13795658
Don't they know lasagna has eggs in it?

>> No.13796316

>>13794296
Nonsense

>> No.13796410

>>13788269
irony is the basis of all comedy

>> No.13796466

>>13789458
I make this, but with bacon and spinach. i also dont heat the avocado

>> No.13796926

>>13796165
>It's a frozen brisket that's about a year old.
That's not better.

>> No.13796934

>>13796316
Historical fact.

>> No.13796983

>>13796274
Not vegan ones

>> No.13797022

>>13789340
Imagine this in a shawarma machine

>> No.13797162

>>13781710
so the egg really was first huh

>> No.13797283

>>13794328
ITS FINE WHEN KOREANS DO IT BUT NOT THE WHITES!

>> No.13797560

>>13789143
Not nearly as bad as some of the other shit along these lines

>> No.13797572

>>13789176
Why would anyone ever go through the trouble of making this when you can buy a frozen version that's just as good

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