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Hey tourists, have questions about what to prep for this?
Hey /ck/ you wanna help out some friends by sharing what you know?
Are you stocking up? What are you buying? I bet theres something you forgot!

ITT: prep help. what to buy, recipes, techniques, ideas and comfiness

>> No.13773794

>>13773790
Not /ck/

>> No.13773799

>>13773794
explain for those who dont speak autism.

>> No.13773871

>>13773790
Fuck off.

>> No.13773875

>>13773871
not gonna do it

>> No.13773885

i've bought a bunch of sardines and oats. i also have a decent amount of unwanted body fat so i can just fast if necessary.

>> No.13773888

>>13773790
Why did you fall for the corona meme?

>> No.13773895

>>13773888
why do you assume i did?

>> No.13773896

>>13773799
>>13773875
Just hang around and lurk the board. We have dozens of threads on non-perishables. If you're looking to stock a pantry or prepare a kit for a typical natural disaster, then you'd have better luck on /k/. They have a lot of ongoing threads about this sort of thing.
If you're looking to just spam memes and make only tangentially related posts, then go back to where you came from.

>> No.13773899

>>13773885
i dont have much fat. i spent a year dropping 50 lbs. 225 to 175

>> No.13773908
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13773908

>>13773896
why be so bossy? this is a food board and this is a food topic.
why are you an asshole too? so you not think i went ctfl+F corona first? fuck off bitch

>> No.13773910

>>13773895
Because corona is a meme and you fell for it

>> No.13773914

>>13773910
explain how i fell for his meme. cite evidence

>> No.13773919

>>13773790
>Hey /ck/ you wanna help out some friends by sharing what you know?
Bitch, I don't know you.

>> No.13773931

>>13773919
that is true, but i bet we would be great friends though. we can chill, grab a couple double ipas, watch endgame and see how many links deep of kielbasa i can shove up your large intestine

>> No.13773937

>>13773931
>but i bet we would be great friends though
This is based on you wanting something from me. That's the worst kind of friend. Fuck off.

>> No.13773943

>>13773937
youre all in on my larp are ya

>> No.13773956
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13773956

>>13773908
>/pol/tourist thinks he can shitpostpost on any board by making it vaguely relevant

>> No.13773961

>>13773956
this is my regular board cunt. fuck off
how that bern btw

>> No.13773984

>>13773908
stockpile on high quality pasta and wholesale canned tomato paste (make sure it has at least 3yrs of shelf life and its only contents are tomatoes - no preservatives, besides a bit of salt, no dye or thickener). Ration it for, i dunno, half a year (300 kcal per 100gram, so, let's be generous, 700g of pasta per person daily... 50-100kg of pasta / you and 1/5-1/10 of that weight of tomato paste; roasted buckwheat with minimum shelf life of 1-2 years is fine too - you can make excellent savory porridge out of it, mixed with aforementioned tomato paste)

>> No.13773994

>>13773984
i would think eating the same meal would get unappetizing after a spell

>> No.13774004
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13774004

>>13773790
Here, save this and copy paste it in every single prep thread.

>have IQ over 50
>know what a rotating pantry is
>know how to cook

There ya go! All prepped year long for the rest of your life and saving money with zero memes and zero panic or discussion about the plague.

>> No.13774007

>>13773984
store it in a dry place - never let it become humid or completely dark. Throw around activated charcoal tablet pills - it will absorb water and mold from air. Put the extra bags of pasta into several bags so that no rodents would get even a whiff of grains.
You'd also do yourself a favor by getting some dried herbs, like blue basil leaves and/or parsley that you can add into the watered down tomato paste for flavor. Also onions - they can hold up for 3-5 months in dark, not very humid place and you can roast them, mix with watered tomato paste and get bare minimum palette for your pasta sauce.
Bon appetit.
>>13773994
This isn't world tour cuisine cruise!
Just buy variety of dry grains and beans. Also, sugar and jam and tea (to change palette)
Honestly, grains are your best shot at hassle-free, mostly maintenance-free food supply

>> No.13774008

>>13774004
also, this - dried herbs, spice and oils and you're set.

>> No.13774011
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13774011

OC, donut steel.

Get ready, anon.

>> No.13774021

>>13774004
im with you.
problem is millennials and zoomers go out to eat all the time because cooking is "ADULTING" and its a little hard for them.

i have a fully stocked kitchen at any given time. i just got extra dry/canned goods in case theres a run on them.

>> No.13774030

>>13774011
>spending money on childrens toys
>evangelion trash
THIS IS YOUR MINDSET, PREPFAGS.

>> No.13774032

>>13774021
that always reminds me of this https://youtu.be/Vp8vd4X3IGg

>> No.13774033

>>13774011
>stockpiling pepto bismol
wat

>> No.13774035

>>13773896
>>13773799
>stock a pantry or prepare a kit for a typical natural disaster
Go to the Mormon Church's website. I'm pretty sure that prepping is in their apostate version of the Bible.

>> No.13774045

>>13774030
that and also relying on freezer / electricity (i mean, sure, if you have the budget for long-term generator support, in case the whole block goes dark... somehow i doubt you're gonna be able to fix a compressor leak)

>> No.13774048

>>13774008
Oils are probably the only thing I realistically would struggle with long term, I don't really like animal fats very much and that's all that's available locally.

>>13774021
>i don't even know how to cook and egg ROFL
Shit makes me lose my mind. And instead of being a dickhead and just belittling the thread (Since I love to talk about this stuff actually) I am starting a proper garden. All my garlic survived the winter and I planted radishes, spinach and lettuce yesterday before more snow came.

>> No.13774051

really they nuked my image?
topic of "coronaprep" showing someone prepping corona rice is too much what are we doing here.

>> No.13774054

rice, dry lentils, dry herbs and greens, going out and foraging on the waterfront (a little air and exercise won't kill you YET) canned deenz, dry vacuum sealed smoked sausage.

>> No.13774062

>>13774054
Also, sterno-powered camp chafing pans and such in case power goes out. Enough sterno for about thirty hot meals. Propane camp stove otherwise.

>> No.13774065

>>13774011
hows your back moving all that water when you could have just used a filter

>> No.13774069

>>13774051
You're /pol/trash. Don't play dumb.

>> No.13774070

>>13774065
I didn't know that Canadians were such invalids.

>> No.13774071

>>13774051
People on this board moderating it are retarded pussies and have been for years at this point.

>> No.13774073

>>13774062
>power goes out
na. gas grill
propane grill
camping grill
hibachi
a grate to put over a fire
charcoal grill
smoker
other ways as well

>> No.13774074

>>13774071
its defeating, it really is. i mean the image was innocuous. unreal

>> No.13774081

>>13774065
that motherfucker lost me on pepto and other goodsense retarded shit
>>13774074
not for the lizard overlords it wasn't

>> No.13774082

>>13774069
fuck off reddit
>>13774065
covid isnt in the water though. pumping stations will still work they are unmanned. there is no apocalypse level merit for this

>> No.13774094

>>13774082
Notice how the /pol/trash reels when you call him out. "Reddit!" he screams, not realizing the fucking irony that he comes from the Reddit containment board.

>> No.13774097

>>13774021
Came over here from /pol/, though I generally browse here from time to time. I have been PROFOUNDLY shocked at how ill prepared so many anons there are. When the news came out about this corona nonsense and the possibility of quarantines, for food prep I bought some extra olive oil, flour, some extra canned tomatoes and that's about it. I had everything else, and honestly, I didn't think this was that big of a fucking deal. Apparently it is. I barely ever have room in my cabinets or in my freezer because I'm always stocked up on ingredients and shop the sales. Just exactly how many people in our country do not fucking cook AT ALL? I keep seeing pictures and more pictures and still more pictures of people boasting about these big ass bags of rice, dried beans, flats of ramen, and flats of canned vegetables they just bought. There's no rhyme or reason to their purchases, and apparently their cupboards are bare to begin with. I don't consider myself "a foodie" but I do cook A LOT and do enjoy some of it. This just isn't the norm? Not at all?

>> No.13774098

>>13774094
projection

>> No.13774100

>>13774097
Go back and take your semitic-backed panic-buying fantasy with you.

>> No.13774105

>>13774097
i think that this is what a lot of people think you buy when it comes to buying groceries, right? i mean you would think that if you have ever cooked for yourself, the first think you would buy in the event of a protracted stay would be oil, butter to freeze, meat to freeze, etc. im like you with a fully stocked kitchen at any time.

i could honestly be quarantined and not repeat a single meal for at least a month.

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13774106

>>13774033
If you get covid, diarrhea is a primary symptom.

>>13774065
It's okay. I have 10 more gallons not pictured, maybe I'll edit it in later. Long story short, in HK and Korea, both places reported isolated parties getting sick through apartment piping, as in someone in isolation was infected by their tap. I'm not taking chances on other dudes washing their hands and being responsible, the minute it comes to my town, I'm not using the tap. I'll fill my bathtub with water and use that to cook rice / beans, etc. I would say this was just panic but it was the governments that expressed the concern over apartment to apartment contamination. They say this might be one of the biggest reason Korea got so lit up, lots and lots of apartments.

>>13774030
Man I have so much merch to show you. So many model kits to do while everyone else is stuck reading books and playing yahtzee.

>>13774045
I'll eat the freezer food first, and don't think the power is going out, power plants seal their workers in and pay them triple anytime this stuff happens, with hurricanes too.

>> No.13774108

>>13774100
just shut up youre adding nothing, vile hateful idiot

>> No.13774109

>>13774097
Prepping isn't the norm, preppers are retarded. Supply chains aren't going to STOP, things are just going to arrive late as supply companies need to patchwork their schedules around with whoever is healthy enough to drive at the time. Do you really believe that the entire country is going to stop working for 3-5 weeks, all at the same time?

>> No.13774111

>Mental Illness General #3098

>> No.13774113

>>13774100
fucking people are tyring to hep and al you care about is their political leaning. i hope all liberal cities are wiped out from this as im fucking sick of everything being political at this point.

the planet is infected with some serious shit and the number one priority of the internet is preventing the spread of imaginary increased racism

>> No.13774114

>>13774097
>I don't consider myself "a foodie" but I do cook A LOT and do enjoy some of it. This just isn't the norm? Not at all?
i mean, it takes a bit of time (20min for pasta and about 1-2 hours if you want to cook something more complex). So, if economy provides an affordable opportunity to skip all that and get yourself a ready-to-eat order, delivery included - of course you'll get a generation of inept snoy-slurpers who might not even have a stove in their flat.

>> No.13774117

>>13774113
>he fell for the memes

>> No.13774118

>>13774106
should have got immodium whileit was in stock
>>13774109
youre a dead man walking dude
>ITALY

>> No.13774121

>>13774106
>he's afraid of throwing up and having diarrhea
I vomited every weekend in college and I already have diarrhea at least once a week, big whoop

>> No.13774122

>>13774117
insufferable.

>> No.13774125

>>13774122
How many days has the death toll been the same? 3 days? 5 days?

>> No.13774127

>>13774113
they're already effectively elysium-style shitholes with ever-so dwindling middle class, but full of either ultra-rich "bourgeois" and dirty biped rats which are both the source of the problem and proposed solution to solve. Made by retards, for retards (neither of solutions, of course, ever work)
https://youtu.be/HKCfu4UJQiQ

>> No.13774133

>>13774125
i refuse to engage with you as youre already lost.

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>>13774118
I'll get some. I've been buying drugs through my insurance for years, I get like 1800 of preventative shit a year. They don't run out because the public can't buy from them.

>>13774121
If you get this shit, you are going to need to regulate as many symptoms as possible. If you get a bad mutation, you're in trouble. Diarrhea and vomiting don't bother me necessarily, but both of those with a 103 temp with shortness of breath, it's dangerous.

>> No.13774140

>>13774133
>replying just to say "im not going to reply"
Ffs you couldn't be any more of a loser dude, log off for a while and get your fucking bearings back

>> No.13774142

>>13774109
In the event of a quarantine, everything will essentially in your local area will "shut down" for about 14 days, from the looks of it. We'll likely have little patches of quarantines popping up across the country and it should end there if people take this seriously. What will make things bad is if people pour out of the major cities and spread this to flyover areas. Then we'll have this continuous and seemingly never-ending serious of quarantines going on for months, playing hell with the economy and supply chains.

I guess my comments about all of this are really in regard to what appears to be the portrait of your average American kitchen. I had always heard the "nobody cooks" thing, but I had not fully wrapped my brain around it. People aren't cooking. So their cabinets are empty and their freezers packed not with chicken breasts or ground beef they found on sale, but with pizza rolls and ice cream, apparently. It's just rather shocking to me is all.

>> No.13774146

>>13774133
Says the mentally ill schizophrenic. Got your "THE END IS NIGH" signboards made up? As long as you don't write anything specific, they're reusable for the next five disasters!

>> No.13774150

>>13774136
immodium is OTC, buy the store brand, its like 3-4 bucks at dollar general or some shit
>>13774140
why you dont see the fucking picture at all
its not about the death toll yet stupid. its about hospitals about to get BTFO when waves of people need treatments, supplies are low, beds are low and everyone has the exact same thing. if people need intubated theres only a small amount of respiratiors. stop being so black and white and open your fuckin eyes

>> No.13774154

>>13774011
hell yeah dude!

>> No.13774162

>it's another "/pol/-tard got banned from his homeboard so he's looking for a methadone equivalent" thread
It's all so fucking tiresome.

>> No.13774166

>>13774150
>why you dont see the fucking picture at all its not about the death toll yet stupid. its about hospitals about to get BTFO when waves of people need treatments
My wife is a nurse, I'm fully aware! And when I get it, which I'm certain I will, I'm not going to bother to go to the hospital because the only they can give me is temperature control and IV fluids. I'm going to stay home, shit myself repeatedly, and suck it up

>> No.13774168

>>13774146
>>13774140
>>13774125
>>13774117
>>13774109
>>13773910
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/11/who-declares-the-coronavirus-outbreak-a-global-pandemic.html

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/11/who-declares-the-coronavirus-outbreak-a-global-pandemic.html

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/11/who-declares-the-coronavirus-outbreak-a-global-pandemic.html

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/11/who-declares-the-coronavirus-outbreak-a-global-pandemic.html

WIPE OFF THE EGG FAGGOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.13774173

>>13774166
if you get bilateral pneumonia its over

>> No.13774185

>>13774173
How do you treat pneumonia?
>fluids
>NSAIDS
>Lay in bed
Don't need a hospital for that, thanks

>> No.13774186

>>13774185
ok. you know it all.
hope you get infected early then is all.

>> No.13774198

>>13774186
>hope you get infected early then is all
Believe me anon, me too

>> No.13774218

perfect jasmine rice (times approx)
1 c water
1.5 c cold water
dash salt and pinch white sugar
add all to pot and boil
immed cover after boil and simmer on low for 10 min. turn burner off and let sit for another 10
wa la

>>13774198
i hope you dont though friend. i hope those of us who were smart enough to take it seriously can come together and prosper in this brave new world forged in the fires of globalization, (((profits))) and open borders.

>> No.13774219

>>13774081
i mean the pepto kinda makes sense for a stockpile, it doesn't go really go bad, just gets less effective and can be used for a wide range of general ailments.

>>13774082
depends on your water source, do you really know your local water supply? most dont.
i'm not too worried about it but you should always filter your water if you're concerned about quality.
there are things that end up in the source water you don't want to know about, dead animals, gasoline and road salt are a few examples of what is normally in your water supply and gets treated with varying levels of efficiency using filters and chemicals, both of which need to be periodically replaced.
if they were unmanned they'd run, but the pipes would eventually clog with debris like leaves from lack of maintenance
in most areas the water will also recirculate, meaning grey water becomes fresh water after treatment

>>13774106
cinnamon is better for diarrhea than pepto and tastes a lot better too, lasts literally forever.
you can put it on basically everything for medicinal purposes but cinnamon toast is classic, and the sticks will be one of the very last things to go missing off the shelves despite being an import.
honestly, I think the only real prep people need to do is knowledge.
with how this world is at this point nobody really learns things, they just google them each time they need to know them and forget not long after.
a lot of spices and foods have different effects on the body most people are entirely unaware of.
Unfortunately there is also a lot of misinformation on the internet about them, in part because the people doing the google research don't know the difference between the effects of 'raw' and 'tinctures', some stimulants become sedatives as an example
it's an interesting topic of discussion but a bit off topic from this i guess, basic herbs can deal with symptoms but not the whole disease of course.

>> No.13774223

who else is giving fat tips when they go out to eat since society is about to fall and all?

>> No.13774229

>>13774150
Honestly, the serious health risk I see this virus posing is people on Medicaid or Medicare gumming up the works, all convinced they're dying from the corona. ERs are already bad enough during cold season. So, try not to break a leg during this whole thing.

>> No.13774232

>>13774229
those are the most unhealthiest people though, they will not get prio care over healthy patients in a true crisis

>> No.13774234

>>13774219
fuck off fag

>> No.13774238

>>13774232
Lmao, wishful thinking

>> No.13774246

>>13774234
no

>> No.13774251

Thanks, WHO. Now every board is going to be dealing with full retard mode today. EVEN MORESO THAN USUAL.

>> No.13774252

>>13774166
Don't forget the frequent hot toddys!

>> No.13774254

>>13774246
pedo

>> No.13774258

>>13774251
wow one thread on /ck/ is retard. this was up before pandemic so all the rest are assholes who cant check a catalog (like i did) before posting their threads

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>>13774254
takes one to know one pal

>> No.13774433

>>13774258
he might not be aware of "Hide" button

>> No.13774637

>>13774433
i literally posted the screencap stupid

>> No.13774656

>>13774333
oh look a namefag

You're so special and really interesting!

>> No.13774670

>>13774656
thanks you too

>> No.13774677

>>13774251
Or maybe FluSA can finally start taking this seriously. 75% of cases in Australia originated in the United Sickness, and you're still not doing much to contain it. Stop being so Chinese.

>> No.13774774

>>13773790
>Coronaprep
Don't tell me you actually believe in this pandemic shit. Retards like you is why every store is running out of fucking toilet paper.

>> No.13774794

>>13774774
whether or not its a pandemic does not negate the fact that crazy people are buying up toilet paper and for you to not go out and get it when theres a run makes you the crazy one. good luck faggot

>> No.13774795

>>13774168
>who
Imagine taking them seriously after the corona shenanigans lamo

>> No.13774799

>>13774795
people like you dont stand a chance in a real outbreak.

>> No.13774804

>>13774168
Wait, so it came from pandas now? What happened to the bats?

>> No.13774806

>>13774794
Good luck in what? Buying into the mass hysteria?
>>13774799
>Still buying into the meme

>> No.13774816

>>13774806
just good luck. thats all
no meme friend the meme is saying its a nothing burger. i hope youre right

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13774838

>>13773790
I've got 4 bottles of Kesslers. Thinking of getting 4 more. Who knows how long I'll be stuck indoors. 8 bottles might last two weeks of quarantine. It might not.

Got 4 cartons of cigarettes, a roller, rolling paper, and 2 lbs of tobacco. I'm ready.

>> No.13774862

>>13774838
based doomer

>> No.13774870

>>13774637
i wasn't looking for the entire thread to make sure you did. And if you did - why do you keep bitching about infestation of preppers?

>> No.13774880

>cases in my city with a big uni clinic
>still do whatever I want and go outside more often than usual
It's also really easy to get space if a place is slightly crowded, just start coughing and everybody moves out of the way preemptively.

>> No.13774934

>>13774880
same. the orthodox jews (obviously) got it first near where I live. now i can finally drive through their neighborhood without running them over.