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They ate and rate 130 frozen pizzas
where did yours stack up?

https://www.cleveland.com/best/2020/03/we-ate-130-frozen-pizzas-and-ranked-them-worst-to-best-nos-1-2-made-by-same-company.html

>> No.13772427
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I'm even more intrigued by this thing.

>> No.13772436

Archive that shit, dumbass.

>> No.13772444

>>13772436
its a fucking huge article use an adblocker or stop being a shitty phoneposter

>> No.13772473
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the reviewing staff
hail Cleveland

>> No.13772478

>>13772444
I said archive, not pastebin.

>> No.13772511

>>13772417
Didn't expect sams choice to be so high. Shit, and I just picked up a red baron. Next time I guess.

>> No.13772514

>>13772427
It's shit

>> No.13772523

why on earth would you get a frozen pizza?

>> No.13772529

>>13772523
Because I just got off work, I'm exhausted, and I can't be arsed to put effort in a meal.

>> No.13772534

>>13772529
you're putting more effort than if you just went to a fucking little ceasers or dominos or pizza hut. or fucking had it delivered to you

>> No.13772536

>>13772473
Everybody remember these faces and porcine bodies the next time you read a "news" "article" telling you what to think about something

>> No.13772547

>>13772417
The super pepperoni Screamin Sicilian is legitimately the best frozen pizza. /ck/ fags just hate it because its popular.

>> No.13772548

>>13772534
I trust myself to put the appropriate amount of jizz on my pizza more than some teenagers that have been gang banging pizzas all day. What if it's early in their shift and they put too much? Or late in their shift and are shooting blanks?

>> No.13772551

>>13772534
>little caesars
This is a fair point, but the others cost more. A decent frozen pizza is 4 bucks.

>> No.13772553

>>13772547
>pepperoni
You must be 18 years or older to post on 4channel.

>> No.13772554

>>13772547
The crust has no flavor

>> No.13772568

>>13772551
I like little caesars quite a bit, but I know others dont which is why i brought up the other ones. a lot more times than not when I'm tired after work I stop by little caesars for dinners

>> No.13772583

>>13772534
Maybe he's got one in the fridge u dumb bitch

>> No.13772594

>>13772583
this bitch did not materialize in your fridge you stupid whore

>> No.13772604

>>13772594
So?
Do you not shop for groceries at all?
Do you only eat take-out and delivery?

>> No.13772613

>>13772604
That's why he said "more effort than delivery", stop and think for two seconds before replying.

>> No.13772652

>walmart brand pizza is #4
Discarded.

>> No.13772681

>>13772613
How is it more effort than delivery if you have to go grocery shopping regardless?
Do you live with your mom?

>> No.13772746

>>13772553
Says the guy who has extra large memphis bbq chicken pizza, carbonara pasta bowl, 2liter of coke and lava cakes on his easy order, and eats it all in one sitting. Fuck you

>> No.13772823

I really am disappointed that all the chicken topping pizzas ranked so high
shits gross

>> No.13772878

Wtf why are American pizzas so expensive? In the UK a brand name frozen pizza is like £2.50 on offer, never mind own brands. Plus our prices include tax.

$5 for a fucking Walmart pizza, wtf?! $8/9 for brand name???

I had a frozen pizza once in America, it was a screamin sicillian one. The cheese literally smelt like sick.

>> No.13772956

I think using a pizzazz kinda ruins it

>> No.13772958

>>13772878
There are generic $2.50 ones in the states as well. Jacks, Tombstones, Sam's, Totino's, Celeste etc etc

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>>13772652
>>13772878
>>13772511
Whenever the subject of frozen pizza comes up and specifically Walmart, I always wonder why everyone ignores the take-and-bake pizzas at the back of the store beside the deli section. Pound-for-pound the best value in quality/quantity ingredients unless you go the Little Caesar's route.

>> No.13773060

>>13772417
>>13772427
>they cooked all their pizzas under a fucking heatlamp

>> No.13773064

>>13772523
I ordered a fresh but the pizza place was out of them, can't believe I paid $30 + tax + tip for something I had to put in the oven myself

>> No.13773080

>>13772417
>signature select brand wasn't tested
Worthless

>> No.13773083

>>13772534
No. Interacting with people is a lot more work than interacting with an oven.

>> No.13773085

Genuinely surprised that Screamin' Sicillain scored so low. I enjoy it from time to time. Wild Mike's being number 50 was also shocking. It's almost entirely crust. Completely wasteful.

I'm also 100% certain this was paid for by Quad Cities pizza because that shit is crap. It's not any better or worse than Amy's or the frozen CPK which they decided to rank so fucking low.

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>>13772523
Corona virus. Should I stop being a pussy and get fresh za?

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>>13773053
They suck fucking ass. Kroger's Deli pizzas are only $5 on sale or $6 regular and are absolutely delicious.

>> No.13773293

I get jack's since it's like $2 each and I keep a couple in the freezer just in case
they were ranked pretty low but it's $2 for a whole za
the list made me want to see what the better ones are like

>> No.13773302

>>13773293
Are you fucking retarded? You're seriously taking the opinions of a bunch of obese whores from ohio as absolute fact?

>> No.13773711

>>13772417
>great value at #4
>totino's higher rated than red baron or tony's

This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen

>> No.13773722

>>13772473
I got to the bottom of the article and as soon as I saw that pic: opinion discarded

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yes i'll shill for walmart

>> No.13774128

>>13772547
it's literally a wojack pizza

>> No.13774157

Everyone knows Home Run Inn is the best frozen pizza. No contest.

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interesting they found a Dr.Oetker pizza
I thought they were EU only

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>>13774171

>> No.13774200

>>13772417
I don't trust someone who eats 130 frozen pizzas. If it was multiple people reviewing them then it is inconsistent so who gives a shit. so either inconsistent bullshit or some fatso no fucking way

>> No.13774207

>>13774087
is the window more expensive than cardboard or something? why not make it bigger and show off the product instead of stupid bullshit

>> No.13774220

>>13774171
Dr. Oetker is present in markets around the world, but I'm still surprised they have it the US.

>> No.13774239

>ellios in bottom 20
Opinion discarded.

>> No.13774259

>>13774171
Lots of Dr. Oetker shit in Canada too, though not that one. It was actually interesting scanning through this that I've never seen a single one of the 130 up here as-packaged but I wonder how many of these are actually sold under different brand names.

>> No.13774270

>>13772652
They bought generic cheese and pepperoni pizzas wherever they could and half of the good brands ended up in the middle ranks because of it. The entire top 20 is saying that the toppings were a nice change of pace for not being pepperoni, meanwhile they had 200 memepizza options for major brands and they picked pepperoni for all of them.

>> No.13774302

>>13772417
>first 2 are same company
>third is fucking walmart
>Home Run Inn way above Cpk
>cpk bbq chicken not even on the list
Wow OP. Fantastic article of repute. Please keep us in the loop again

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this cauliflour crust fad sounds horrible, I feel bad for the kids who's parents force that shit on them

>> No.13774380

440 reporting in. assume all this shit is available anywhere, but this entire article was like a digest of every frozen food section i've ever walked into here. i avoid the majority of these brands but i've never heard of outsiders either. i wanna try the quad city dj's pizza now.

also i know one of these reviewers as a customer of where i work kek.

>> No.13774386

>>13774171
you can find these at giant eagle too not just at dave's

>> No.13774398

>>13774171
>>13774220
I live in Tennessee and we have had a pretty wide selection of Dr. Oetker available for at least 10 years or so. I always assumed you could just get it anywhere

>> No.13774407

>>13772534
none of those places are open for those of us that work second and/or third shift

>> No.13774898

>>13774207
rly nigga? how do you expect that shit to hold up when its all thin plastic?

>> No.13774937

>>13774407
Well, should have thought about that when you were fucking around in high school. Now you're stuck with your shitty shift and a shitty job. Too bad.

>> No.13775254

>>13773060
and then they wonder why the cheese didn't melt what the fuck

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>>13774898
some are encased in plastic
my experience is the crust takes on the taste of the corrugated cardboard bottom

>> No.13775308

>>13772417
Dumb article. It wasn't a blind test, they actually knew what they were eating going into it, so it's incredibly biased. They should have had someone who is not the judge prepare and present them without knowing the brand.

Dumb OP.

>> No.13775335

Nos. 1&2 are some shitty regional brand
Thanks for nothing, fags

>> No.13775415

>>13772417
That Mandia pizza they found at #3 truly is the best frozen pizza I've ever had in my life. I got it once from Sprouts on a whim, and was astounded. Haven't seen it in a store since then.

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>>13772523
>>13772534
If you have one sitting in the freezer for a rainy day, it's $4-6 and you only have to heat the oven and pop it in. It would take longer and be more expensive (at least 3x as much) to get a pizza delivered after delivery fee, markup, and most importantly, tip.

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>>13772417
for me, it's screamin' sicilian!

>> No.13775508

>>13774157
By far my favorite.

>> No.13775517

>Ellio's cheese at 97
homos detected

>> No.13775557

>>13775335
>Nos. 1&2 are some shitty regional brand
>Thanks for nothing, fags
I live West coast of Florida, and #1 and 2 are easily found here. I've been buying Outsiders Detroit pizza for a couple of years. My garage fridge/freezer combo is very narrow, and the skinny rectangular pizza is the only pizza that fits without going in sideways. It was just something to have on hand for emergency nephew visits....and I really ended up liking them well. I can also fit two side by side on my large round pizza stone, where I couldn't with the usual round ones. It's spongey thick bread, which is I guess what they like in Detroit, but the crunchy edged cheese is generous, the crust isn't greasy ,and the tomato sauce isn't salty or grossly sweet like some other unpalatable brands. I've probably bought it once a month for about a year and a half.
They stopped selling it at Publix, Wal-mart (dunno why), but it's available at Target and Winn-Dixie, so I buy it less in the past few months.

I think the little stromboli from Screamin Silician, the 3 meat one, with the sausage, pepperoni and meatballs is as good as a local restaurant. The dough is fresh, soft, appropriately browned and crispy. It's probably the best "pizza" choice overall, though.

>> No.13775647

>>13772473
these people clearly couldn't be right about anything at all.

>> No.13775757

>>13772427
I got one as a gift and it honestly worked pretty well - better than a non-convection oven. It was also easy to add toppings at the proper time for perfect doneness.

>> No.13775777

>>13772417
>flyover city has nothing better to do than rate frozen pizzas

>> No.13775800

>>13775777
>>>13772417 (OP)
>>flyover city has nothing better to do than rate frozen pizzas
Florida native here. You sound poor, I think.
People who have jobs, relationships, friends, normalcy in other words, like to have get togethers.
I have been to theme parties where you do things like everyone bring a different tequila, and you end up with 50 some odd weird bottles, and then it becomes a taste test party, and opinions are had. It's not always scientific, but I commend the 130 choice selection. You don't have to agree with their favorites, but at some point, I would know really shit renditions would be end up near the bottom 130, and anyone looking for something good, something new, ya know, would start backwards from 1-25 and grab something in a formula that works for them, and probably end up with something enjoyable without wasting any money, time and disappointment.

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>*blocks your path*