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Is he /ourguy/?

>> No.13770485

>>13770480
he cant cook so yes 100% /ourguy/

>> No.13770486

>>13770480
i'll leave that up to you

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>>13770480
Someone asked for a Jack Scalfani / DSP buddy cop screenplay so here it is...

>INT. WHITE CELL, TIME UNKNOWN

>A windowless and doorless white cell with no visible points of entry

>DSP, a rotund loud and angry streamer, is shrieking and throwing raw chicken fragments around the room

>Jack Scalfani, an unpleasant fat middle aged man with one side of his body paralyzed, stumbles and crawls about while sobbing uncontrollably

>In-between sobs Jack stuffs pieces of raw chicken in his mouth and swallows without chewing

>Every time Jack swallows a piece of chicken DSP stops for a moment and points at Jack shrieking even louder. DSP then proceeds to throw pieces of chicken even harder against the floor and ceiling

>This goes on for two hours.

>Cut to black

>END

>> No.13770496

>>13770480
I wish I could strangle every man who makes this face in pictures to death

>> No.13770506

No its Marco Knorr

>> No.13770514

>>13770493
kino

>> No.13770517

>>13770480
jack is not a very good cook, if i'm being totally honest with you guys

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>>13770480
>Is he /ourguy/?
yes

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>>13770480
No, only Grutholz BBQ is /ourguy/

>> No.13770531

>>13770514
>kino
the german word for movie

>> No.13771244

>>13770531
russian too

>> No.13771266

He was until youtubers got their hands on him, but no longer

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>> No.13771330

>>13771308
wait... did she just... at the beginning there?

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>> No.13771603

>>13770493
I made that thread lol. I was able to catch your absolute KINO moments before /tv/ janny rekt it.

>> No.13771604

>>13770480

i really want to kill him

>> No.13771750

>>13771604
t. iranian orphan

>> No.13771754

>>13770493
lol bravo

>> No.13771759

>>13770480
he's the OG e-celeb. zoomers on here all worship that fat jew

>> No.13771769

>hmm I haven't checked Jack's channel in a while, let's check his new uploads and see if he's learned anything
>cream cheese-smothered chicken
>exploiting a tragedy stream
>video about haters
>pizza wars
Never change, Jack.

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>>13771759
>née Scalfschtein

>> No.13771930

Damn I forgot he used to have two working arms at one point

>> No.13771934

Jack here.

C'mon guys this PATHETPIC, why not stop mocking others and work on improving own cooking.

>> No.13771937

>>13770480
Why the fuck people always post about this fat faggot here? Take that shit to KF

>> No.13771943
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>>13770480
REEEEEEE JACK

>> No.13771983

>>13771937
jack's not a lolcow he's just a boomer with a camera

>> No.13771999

>>13771934
This actually sounds like something he would say. Bravo.

>> No.13772001

>>13771983
And yet, there's a 557 page lolcow thread about him on KF.

>> No.13772020

>>13772001
yeah autism does exist

>> No.13772023

>>13772001
Imagine having this much of a mancrush on someone. Talk about obsessed

>> No.13772040

>>13770480
youtuber threads should not be aloud on this board.

>> No.13772056

>>13772040
>snitch faggot is ESL
color me surprised

>> No.13772065

Serious query here:

Which segments would you want included in a 'Jack's Greatest Hits' compilation? No half-assed bean dip on a Tuesday in 2009 or anything like that, but the true meat and potatoes.

I'd nominate this for inclusion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1FfZiiK-I4

Simple, arrogant, retarded and to the point. This video is to Jack what Love Me Do was the the Beatles.

>> No.13772066

>>13772056
let's talk about jack then. remember when he cooked something poorly LOL.
or that time he cooked something poorly. lmfao!
you're a faggot. gossip with the other hens and get the fuck off our hamburger forum.

>> No.13772078

>>13772065

That’s the distilled essence of jack.

You’re a true connoisseur. Please recommend some more jack with commentary; i really appreciate you.

>> No.13772082

>>13772066
WAHHH DON'T MAKE FUN OF MUH JACK WAHHHHH

What a faggot. I just know you're American

>> No.13772105

>>13770493
>>13772082
>other people are faggots not me :)

>> No.13772116

>>13772105
t. Jack

>> No.13772119

>>13772116
>i took him down to the ground
you don't ever shitpost about a tuber you don't ever
>and I was going to kill him

>> No.13772123

>>13772119
autism

>> No.13772127

Didn't he start the keto diet and lose a ton of weight?

>> No.13772129

>>13772127
no that was me

>> No.13772131

>>13772123
but it was a references to the funny kiwifarm videos isn't that what you wanted???

>> No.13772139

>>13772131
Jack makes public videos and people make fun of them. Big deal. Not sure about that other sperg garbage you're posting about but it's probably some creepy, almost sexual obsession since you're a kiwifarm fag.

>> No.13772149

We need to napalm the Palestinians

>> No.13772600

>>13772127
He's getting fatter and closer to stroke #3 with each passing day. And having a keto-friendly dish every now & then doesn't count.

>> No.13772696

DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOOOOOOOOOOOT
FAGGIT

>> No.13772705

>>13772600
>stroke #3
He casually had 2 strokes already? He's not even that old
Is that an American thing?

>> No.13772714

It's Jack again.

I can't believe this thread is up you guys. My son is not here right so he can't delete it but but please stop. C'mon.

>> No.13772794

>>13772705
Do you not notice why his right arm doesnt move anymore?

>> No.13772812

>>13772705
>Is that an American thing?
Absolutely

>> No.13772817

>>13770480
He is and I always has been

>> No.13772833

imagine having two fucking strokes, losing function in your arm, and still eating like a fucking freak

Is it wrong of me that I don't even feel bad for people like Jack or JoeysWorldTour or Simply Sarah completely fucking ruining their bodies

>> No.13772846

>>13772833
jack could have rehabilitated. he was making progress at first but then just gave up because it would take the slightest ounce of effort over the long term. it's far easier to just make "crack" chicken with a bunch of plastic cheese dumped over it while his wife does all of the actual leg work like chopping things. it all pays the same.

>> No.13772866

>>13772833
He's hoping God makes his arm work again

>> No.13772871

>>13772600
He leans keto according to him

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>> No.13772897

>>13772833
>>13772846
>>13772866
jack's been morbidly obese with type 2 diabetes and hypertension for the entirety of his 40's and presumably sometime before. he does not want to change and has no intention of changing. horking down food is more important to him than his health, his self, and his family. it's not that unusual but it does mean he's going to die messy and relatively young. his wife will probably be traumatized by it but also won't change, but to be fair food is good.

>> No.13772898

I noticed he averages 5k views on his videos now
How does he make a living?

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Based mental gymnastics

>> No.13772912

>>13772897
food is good but all that we can do is watch the show, anon. he wants us to after all because that is how he makes his money.

>> No.13772916

>>13772908
>quits energy drinks
>still has a 2nd stroke
He's gonna learn eventually, right?

>> No.13773027

>>13770485
fpbp

>> No.13773030

>>13770526
you gotta hit it jack!

>> No.13773035

>>13772149
yer dude, Israel too ;)

>> No.13773037

>>13772908
its not because i eat way to much guis!

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>>13772065

>> No.13773509

>>13772065
The one where he didn't notice the dead fly that fell into something he was mixing together.

>> No.13773833

>>13772898
His wife pays for everything

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>>13772149
Yeah dude, MIGA!

>> No.13773909

>>13772886
He's got a nice tongue. I wouldn't mind kissing him with some hot tongue play hmmm.

>> No.13773992

>>13771604
Don't worry he's doing it himself

>> No.13773997

>>13772056
>Amerimutt is an e-celeb slurper
Colour me surprised.

>> No.13774012

>>13773892
Seething sandboi

>> No.13774153

>>13770480
yes, if you're a tard

>> No.13774156

>>13770493
they're literally mirror-universe copies of each other (both in looks, manners, iq). It's fucking uncanny

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>>13770493

>> No.13774192

>>13772066
more like "oh, fuck - that chicken leg is FAWKIGN RAHHWWW" or "is... is that mold on the rack?" or "mix two table spoons of batter with frying pan of freezing cold oil.. wait until it starts to burst in flames"

>> No.13774319

>>13772066
based post

>> No.13774323

>>13774319
It not based at all you fucking faggot

>> No.13774364

>>13772886
God I wish that was me

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How the fuck is this thread still up? Not complaining though. Just wondering.

>> No.13774522

>>13774323
>bawk bawk bawk
Keep clucking, you fucking gossiping hen.

>> No.13774698

>>13772897
If you watch his wife in his videos she looks like she's had it with his shit. She's probably just praying for stroke number three at this point.

>> No.13775012

>>13774400
Jack posting should get you banned

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