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>ground beef

As opposed to what? Air beef?

>> No.13766296

this thread is bad and you should feel bad

>> No.13766299

get off the stage!

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>>13766292

>> No.13766344

>>13766292
I just wanna eat, goddamn it!

>> No.13766349

>>13766292
Kek

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>> No.13766901

>>13766292
>he doesnt make light, fluffy burgers with air beef

>> No.13766945

what’s the deal with food?

>> No.13766978

>>13766292
ground beef becomes the fire beef we all know best. Air beef is pretty rare and hard to work into water beef.

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>>13766292
Include me in the screencap

>> No.13767437

>>13766292
Funny.

>> No.13767457

>>13766292
First beef.

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>air beef
why did this get to me

>> No.13767849

>>13766292
I die from laughing thx

>> No.13767885

>>13766292
I can't believe how long this took me

>> No.13767905

>>13766292
The antonym of ground beef is sea beef, you uncultured hag!

>> No.13767906

for me, it's Aether Beef

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*blocks your path*

>> No.13767920

>>13767910
If tuna is the chicken of the sea, what is the beef of the sea? Whale? Actually that would make total sense.

>> No.13767932

>>13767920
But what's the ground tuna?

>> No.13767991

>>13767932
tuna that live underground
hunting them underground is very harder as they can effortlessly travel through the soil and hide in rocks. Only way to fish for them is with dynamite, but that just attracts the other things that live below.
Fortunately ground tuna and sea tuna taste is about the same so we just fish for sea tuna, way easier.

>> No.13767996

>>13767991
Not when overfishing causes tuna shortages. Thank god we still have ground tuna to overfish.

>> No.13768009

>>13766292
Real question, what is the actual difference between the ground beef sold in these tubes and the ground beef sold in saranwrapped trays like other meat? At Wal-Mart, like OP posted, the meat is in the same refrigerated case, sold in the same choices of fat content, and besides the 5 pound mega tubes of chuck, sold in the same sizes (1 and 2 pound packages), yet the tubes are always less expensive. My mother bought both variously when I was growing up and there didn't ever seem to be a quality difference either.

>> No.13768012

>>13766292
Ground is the adjective for having an object experience the verb of grinding.

>> No.13768016

>>13767920
Would it not be the humble manatee, otherwise known as the sea cow?

>> No.13768186

>>13766292
Air would increase the allowable amount of water in lean ground beef to illegal levels.

>> No.13768219

>>13767996
And attract the things below?!?
Are you insane?!!!
Well have to settle for just cloning sea tune.

>> No.13768293

>>13766292
well technically only like 4% of them is touching the ground, so yes, it should be air beef.
though space beef would make more sense if you want to get meta.

>> No.13769138

>>13766292
Gonna use this in my stand-up routine. Thanks.

>> No.13769159

>>13769138
Based double swee