/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13764029]

I knew it

[Anonymous No.13764036]

And eating out is cheaper than cooking.

[Anonymous No.13764063]

>>13764036
cope cereal eating faggot

[Anonymous No.13764065]

>>13764063
seethe harder poorfag

[Anonymous No.13764072]

>>13764063
What? Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.13764135]

"a" "nutritionist"

sure ok

[Anonymous No.13764179]

What's the point of a nutritionist? It's literally calories in calories out.

[Anonymous No.13764184]

>>13764179
calories are a spook of late capitalism fooling you into believing that you can quantify human needs.

[Anonymous No.13764193]

>>13764179
It's not, which is the point.

[Anonymous No.13764208]

>>13764184
Damn...

[Anonymous No.13764234]

>>13764029
Cereal is just sugar, wheat, syrup, and oil. It's garbage shit made for garbage trash families. Serve yourself and your kids some real fucking food in the morning

[Anonymous No.13764262]

>>13764029
Cereal is lots of carbs with lots of protein and a little bit of fat
Pizza is a lot of carbs with a lot of fat
weigh your own
Unless you are eating trash like lucky charms or any of that weak shit you are better off eating cereal. By the way you should be eating honey nut cheerios if you have a smidgen of respect for yourself as a human being.

[Anonymous No.13764264]

>>13764234
The classic bacon, eggs, toast, and additions is much better than any ready-made slop processed food corporations can serve you.

[Anonymous No.13764268]

>>13764262
Who told you cereal has a lot of protein? Cheese is a decent source of protein.

[Anonymous No.13764273]

>>13764268
i'm vegan

[Anonymous No.13764284]

>>13764268
You are drinking half a liter to a liter of milk. you should be easily getting 40+ grams of protein from that. Days when I don't get my cereal I go to sleep still feeling my workout. I love pizza, and I by no means think it's evil, but there's nowhere near as much protein on that motz, bro.

[Anonymous No.13764288]

>science: excess sugar and grease is bad for you
>fat fuck: NOOOO. LIES. MY THYROID IS THE REASON I CAN'T SEE MY OWN DICK AND CAN'T TIE MY OWN SHOES WITHOUT BREATHING HEAVY

>science: pizza is healthier than cereal
>fat fuck: I KNEW IT. SCIENCE IS ALWAYS RIGHT

[Anonymous No.13764290]

>>13764179
"nutrionists" have to justify their cheap shit community college degrees.

[Anonymous No.13764303]

>>13764290
... now with extra diverisity training

[Anonymous No.13764313]

>>13764179
>>13764290
>things fat people say

[Anonymous No.13764315]

>>13764284
>using a fucking liter of milk for cereal
>40+ grams of protein in it
what the fuck are you smoking

[Anonymous No.13764317]

>>13764313
Keep telling yourself that you fuckin' scarecrow.

[Anonymous No.13764328]

>>13764290
probably not now but at least not that long ago you could be a "certified nutritionist" getting a certificate over the mail from some diploma mill that fed you retard tier material you had to know to pass

[Anonymous No.13764335]

>>13764328
That can still be done, the "certifications" are and were from shitholes like Haiti, real voodoo shit.

[Anonymous No.13764342]

>>13764335
i'm a member of the medical board of uganda and have a side street named after me in kampala and i have no clue about medicine or uganda.

[Anonymous No.13764352]

>>13764342
Could be worse, you could be from equatorial guinea where the dictator eats the balls of his enemies.

[Anonymous No.13764363]

Cereal raises blood sugar levels faster than pure sugar
It makes you desire to eat fast after eating

Pizza has fats and protein so ofc its better by weight

[Anonymous No.13764366]

>>13764335
well at least mine was from Colorado but it looked like a Haitian with remarkably good English ability wrote the material.

That was 2005 or 6 when I was being a lazy faggot looking for an easy out. Only time I seriously tried to flex it was at some local gym/community center I applied at and they recognized it as legit lol. So there are undoubtedly faggots that claim to be "nutritionists" where that's the extent of their formal education

[Anonymous No.13764396]

>>13764184
t. fat fuck

[Anonymous No.13764421]

>>13764179
you're right that weight does come down to CICO, but what and when and a ton of other factors determine how hungry you'll be and what your "Calories out" are.
so yeah, only retards deny CICO, but taking an online TDEE test isn't a perfect solution

[Anonymous No.13764446]

>>13764029
Well pizza is a vegetable

[Anonymous No.13764481]

>>13764284
>half a liter to a liter of milk
>40g protein
Assuming you weigh under 250 lbs, this is not normal.

[Anonymous No.13764487]

>>13764179
Calories isn't nutrition you retard. You're the type of fucker for whom muscles are no better than fat. Your body is going to shut down before you're 60, and I hope I'm there to see it and laugh.

[Anonymous No.13764599]

>>13764179
My wife is a nutritionist and I thought it was a meme but it can be helpful sometimes. She does have clients that are fat fucks that don't understand that purely eating fried foods isn't good but she also works with athletes and sees how certain food affect them. Pretty cool stuff sometimes.

[Anonymous No.13764678]

>>13764029
I believe it

[Anonymous No.13764679]

>>13764481
not normal drinking a liter of milk? because it is fairly normal especially if your lifting

[Anonymous No.13764700]

>>13764029
This is not that surprising. Pizza is not an ideal “healthy breakfast” but it is sure more healthy than most cereals. However, if you get some good quality whole grain low or no sugar cereals, go easy on the cereals, and use fresh fruits for the sweetness, then it’s can be healthy. You can also just eat oatmeal, which a much better alternative.

[Anonymous No.13764786]

>>13764234
It's all marketing and no substance, of course even pizza is better but if this was an actual article and not some 'journalist' trying to make a buck they would say something much better than bloody pizza for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.13764790]

yeah, no shit. cereal is like candy for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.13764795]

>>13764481
That's how I eat cereal but I only have two meals a day. You can cut back on the portion size if you eat more. But as long as you aren't eating something really sugary then cereal can be pretty healthy. Try something like unsweetened muesli, or just get a basic cereal and add some dried fruit and nuts to it.

Pizza isn't really bad either though, the worst part about it is that it has a lot of refined carbs and people usually don't bother having vegetables with it.

[Anonymous No.13764799]

based gonna have somme 'za for breakfast tomorrow

[Anonymous No.13764800]

>>13764029
Based.
>just woke up
>going to go for a run and then order pizza

[Anonymous No.13764808]

>>13764029
>whole wheat pizza dough
>tomato sauce
>olive oil
>basil
how could this possibly be bad
beats the fuck out of bleached flower corn starch corn syrup sugar-o's

[Anonymous No.13764811]

>>13764808
>no cheese
Wish more places would offer whole wheat without adding a crazy upcharge for it though. After using whole wheat for so long at home white flour tastes bland.

[Anonymous No.13764817]

>>13764811
I find this only to be true of untoasted bread.

[Anonymous No.13764852]

>always go for red pasta or pizza when sick
>always feel better after
I am ahead of my time!

[Anonymous No.13764871]

>>13764029
i mean if you thought cereal are a good breakfast option then you should neck yourself you sugar ridden fuck.

[Anonymous No.13764875]

>>13764029
Sorry fat fags but the title is bait. They are saying that a veggie pizza with a cauliflower crust is healthier not a typical cheese pepperoni pizza.

[Anonymous No.13764879]

>>13764875
https://www.health.com/nutrition/pizza-more-nutritious-breakfast-cereal

it doesn't say anything about cauliflower

[Anonymous No.13764910]

>>13764273
>im vegan

[Anonymous No.13764925]

>>13764599
>wife
>gay butt buddy homosexual husband
ftfy

[Anonymous No.13765035]

Cereal is just a new take on humans eating porridge for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.13765117]

The keyword here is "healthier".
Eat some oatmeal with fruits & nuts you fat fucks.

[Anonymous No.13765306]

>>13764679
fat hands typed this post

[Anonymous No.13765311]

>>13765117
I would but I don't particularly enjoy men sexually.

[Anonymous No.13765313]

>>13764029
Depends
>>13764036
Except it isn't

[Anonymous No.13765321]

What's the best cereal? Weetabix keeps me full for a couple of hours but it's boring to eat every day

[Anonymous No.13765325]

>>13764029
My homemade pizza is a healthier breakfast than cereal thats for sure.

[Anonymous No.13765329]

>>13765313
>Except it isn't
gonna need a source champ

[Anonymous No.13765331]

>>13765325
>"yeah bro, I just let a rat put its paws on the same plate I eat off. Nothing weird about that"

[Anonymous No.13765341]

>>13765306
no it was skinny fingers

how the fuck do you type with your hands? americans man

[Anonymous No.13765343]

>>13765341
it's easier and more fluid to type when you're not obsessed or use reddit spacing

[Anonymous No.13765362]

>>13765329
Source - eating like a king while retards spend 4x what I do and whine about their suffering

[Anonymous No.13765366]

>>13764421
The human body does not process things in the exact same way. Compare 1000 calories worth of sugar to 1000 calories of olive oil to 1000 calories of chicken breasts. All 3 will be digested in different ways. CICO works because it's basically telling people to eat less but every time there's some fucking retard bringing up muh thermodynamics durrrr hurrrr.

[Anonymous No.13765369]

>>13765331
People touching your food at restaurants is more likely to give you something than a pet doing it

[Anonymous No.13765383]

>>13765331
Hes a mouse

[Anonymous No.13765414]

>>13765035
Created by a guy obsessed with newborns masturbating.

[Anonymous No.13765437]

>>13764234
Eat some actual cereal you pathetic child. No adult should be eating reddit sugar bombs.
Try Cheerios, just the regular kind. Corn Flakes. Shredded Wheats. If you're feeling like a treat, something with granola or Honey Bunches.

[Anonymous No.13765448]

>>13764029
>healthier, not healthy
>he probably tried to make a point of how bad cereal is, by comparing it to pizza.
>clickbait title now has all retards think that pizza is actually a healthy breakfast.
How far off am I?

[Anonymous No.13765454]

>>13764179
Poe's law has me stuck on this comment

[Anonymous No.13765456]

>>13765437
>Try Cheerios
cheerios is full of sugar mate, honey bunches as well,, it's completely unhealthy. You are eating a lot of empty calories with hat shit.

[Anonymous No.13765465]

>>13764029
>more complex carbs and fat plus a bit of protein is healthier than just simple carbs and fat
what a shocker

[Anonymous No.13765467]

>>13765437
>eating farm feed

[Anonymous No.13765471]

>>13765448
You hit the nail on the head mate.

[Anonymous No.13765477]

>>13765448
Why would it not be? It's not pizza's fault fatties can't have a moderate amount of it or have it sporadically.

[Anonymous No.13765494]

>>13764262
Cereal has no protein retarded redditor

[Anonymous No.13765524]

>>13765383
My cat would torture and gobble up your disgusting little rodent, you attention seeking faggot.

And don't even play dumb. You knew exactly what you were doing when you put that little disease vector in the photo next to your food. You're no better than a roastie.

[Anonymous No.13765639]

So is a Snickers bar.

[Anonymous No.13765648]

>>13764179
popular to contrary belief, there are good calories and bad calories

[Anonymous No.13765706]

>>13764315
To be fair, one litre of milk contains 33-36 grams of protein depending on the type.
You need a shitload of cereal if theres one litre of milk in the bowl so youre gonna end up with around 45-50 grams of protein.

[Anonymous No.13765708]

>>13765383
Lol hes cute

[Anonymous No.13765750]

>>13765524
My dog would eat your cat just for fun bro like you cant even imagine how much worse you and your pet is compared to me and mine.

Enjoy toxoplasmosis, hysterical soyboy.

[Anonymous No.13765849]

>>13765750
Any dog that touches my cat gets its skull immediately crushed. Eat shit, ratfucker.

[Anonymous No.13766037]

>>13765849
>NOOOO NOT MY HECKIN CATTERINO
Its in your brain. Either that, or youre just a fag.

[Anonymous No.13766042]

>>13765849
Cats are the soy animal

[Anonymous No.13766046]

>>13764179
its not you dumbass

theres a actual difference for your body between eating 2000 calories of sugar and 2000 calories of veggies+fruit

[SUBMIT No.13766050]

>>13764481
>half a liter to a liter of milk [with morning cereal]
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.13766059]

>>13766037
Rabid, dangerous dogs get put down. If you get uppity you can rot in hell with your mutt.

[Anonymous No.13766136]

>>13765366
Even thought the body processes different types of food with varying efficiency just as you say CICO still holds. Some types of food result in more calories exiting as urine or fecal matter without the body having absorbed them. The human body does not magically circumvent the first law of thermodynamics.

[Anonymous No.13766200]

>>13764487
Oh shit a retard that wants to get to 90 and be a reanimated corpse, congrats grandad you ate bland shit and made it to a painful life

[Anonymous No.13766407]

>>13766059
>Yeah hecking epic murder presents! So cute! It feels so good to be loved by someone..
>AAAAH NOOOO A DOG KILL IT KILL IT KILL IIIIIT NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MUH CAT
cat owners joke that the cat owns them but I don't think it's a joke bros..

[Anonymous No.13766476]

>>13766407
Based. Catfags literally have parasitic stockholm syndrome.

[Anonymous No.13766499]

>>13765456
>cheerios is full of sugar mate,
It has 1g or 1/4 teaspoon of sugar per cup, so it's not bad.

[Anonymous No.13766509]

Anyone isn't an npc could discern that there's nothing inherently bad about pizza.

[Anonymous No.13766525]

>>13766476
What if I have a dog and a cat?

[Anonymous No.13766535]

>>13764315
The one I drink is actually protein enriched, the label says 6 grams per 100 ml
>>13764481
Athlete, big frame. I've got a flat stomach and I'm 215 pounds (98 kilos). Make of it what you will, a bowl and a change of cereal and three cups of cherios is my go to breakfast. If we are getting into that argument then considering a normal slim nonathletic human being doesn't eat a whole pizza in one sitting, then you are getting into proportions. In that case I still stand the protein in the cereal balances out the simple sugars and makes a better start for your day as long as you eat healthy cereal like cheerios more than the complex carbohydrates and healthy fats in the pizza do.
>>13764679
this. Drinking 2-4 glasses of milk (depending on the size should make a liter) is really not out of the ordinary.
>>13764795
this
>>13766050
He just eats his dry, he likes the crunch

[Anonymous No.13766536]

>>13766042
Based kitties living it up on the soyboys dime.

[Anonymous No.13766591]

>>13766509
paying $10 for bread/tomato sauce/mozz cheese is kinda bad but it is a nice treat at times

oats is god tier breakfast

leftover cold pizza in the morning is pretty nice

[Anonymous No.13766608]

>>13765369

[Anonymous No.13766614]

>>13764029
Pizza is just a grilled cheese open sandwich with the tomato soup on top
Change my mind.

[Anonymous No.13766622]

>>13764029
This Nutritionist is exploring a new career after a young life spent as a Ninja Turtle.

[Anonymous No.13766684]

>>13764179
yeah man you go and eat 1300 calories of candy and burgers, you'll get the beetus but hey at least you're thin right

[Anonymous No.13766739]

>>13764029
Cereal is nutritionally worthless so I really don't doubt this in this slightest.

[Anonymous No.13766745]

>>13766037
I'm well within my rights to put down your niggerdog if he so much as snarls in my direction. Nothing to do with my cat and everything to do with you owning the nigger of animals.

>>13766042
Dogs are owned by soibois who feel they need to compensate for their masculinity with a 'manly' pet, like scotch or a beard

[G8rH8r No.13766761]

>>13766739
not true, all the big name cereals are pumped full of vitamins n minerals just like white bread is

[Anonymous No.13766806]

>>13766745
>Dogs are owned by soibois who feel they need to compensate for their masculinity with a 'manly' pet, like scotch or a beard

This is the most soy filled response I've ever seen. No doubt you own cats. Cats are for women and gays

[Anonymous No.13766871]

>>13766608
No rat ever gave me coronavirus

[Anonymous No.13766979]

>>13766614
I accidentally used a can of tomato soup instead of tomatoes in a pasta sauce once and it was terrible.
I imagine the same is true of pizza.
That said, if you strained all the stuff out of the soup (assuming it's not blended) it'd probably be fine. Sugary though.

[Anonymous No.13767011]

>>13764036
Bullshit. Eating in is much cheaper.

[Anonymous No.13767034]

>>13767011
not when you factor in the labor.
>prep
>cook time
>clean up
i'm not paying for eating out, i'm paying for not prepping, cooking, and cleaning.

[Anonymous No.13767165]

>>13766407
>>13766476
>dognigger boasts about how his heckin' cute pupperino will brutally slaughter someone else's pet
>catfags are the ones with the murder fetish
Tyrone pls

[Anonymous No.13767458]

>>13767165
Dude, you've just proven you live in your mum's suburban house basement and never even seen a black. They are scared to death of dogs, goes back to the slave and Jim Crow days where dogs were used to run them to ground.

[Anonymous No.13767519]

>>13767034
Right, and what are you doing in your free time that's so important, or do you literally just work and sleep?

[Anonymous No.13767667]

>>13766684
You get beetus from being fat. Nutritionists already demonstrated that even a twinky diet does nothing to your macro vitals if you eat within TDEE.

[Anonymous No.13767685]

>still eating breakfast in the morning
>ishiggydiggy

[Anonymous No.13767697]

>>13767685
I'm hungry and I can afford it, why would I cuck myself out of breakfast?

[Anonymous No.13767705]

>>13765366
That’s why the calories per gram of the macros are different you mongoloid, that’s taken into account.

[Anonymous No.13767709]

>>13764029
>>13764179
>nutritionist
To make money off morons who doesn't know what a dietitian is

[Anonymous No.13767721]

>>13767685
being this dumb

[Anonymous No.13767850]

>>13764234
just eat porridge

[Anonymous No.13768029]

>>13764284
>You are drinking half a liter to a liter of milk
nigga the fuck?

[Anonymous No.13768045]

>>13766046
So why do you need to pay someone to tell you to eat fruits and vegetables and little to no sugar? How fucking dumb can people be?

[Anonymous No.13768054]

the 8 eggs i eat is healthier

[Anonymous No.13768059]

>>13766745
I want a dog so I can have a friend I don't have to talk to

[Anonymous No.13768088]

>>13764487
calories is part of nutrition aspie

[Anonymous No.13768100]

>>13768059
Just wanted to but in and say dogs don’t give a fuck about you they just want your food. Mice are better pets.

[Anonymous No.13768110]

>>13765437
Are you a horse?

[Anonymous No.13768112]

>>13765331
idk, my mits are probably more dirty than his

[Anonymous No.13768117]

>>13765448
i like to think pizza is healthy because i eat a lot of it and dont want to be unhealthy

[Anonymous No.13768126]

>>13765849
i shoot u

[Anonymous No.13768130]

>>13767519
Most people have more important shit to do more than cooking all day unless your are a chef

[Anonymous No.13768139]

>>13768100
Can do mice or any other kind of rodent myself.
Spook me for some reason.

[Anonymous No.13768152]

>>13768100
mice are only cool if u own a colony of them

you do own a mouse colony, right anon?

[Anonymous No.13768162]

>>13764029
Cereal is mostly sugar and fat--if you're gonna eat carbs, they should at least be a bit more complex

Pizza has protein and fat which helps you stay full longer and complex (more than straight sugar) carbs

>>13764179
That's if you want to lose weight
If you want to eat healthy, you want a balanced meal that gives you all the vitamins and minerals you need

[Anonymous No.13768169]

>>13768088
You're the aspie if you can't understand that Nutrition isn't just about calories
You're the aspie if you can't understand the point he was making (and you didn't)

[Anonymous No.13768174]

>>13768169
u seem slow

[Anonymous No.13768184]

>>13765524
Your cat would have to get into my mouse goblins fortress first. He has been in houses with cats in it and he was undisturbed. Now here is another pic of my mouse

[Anonymous No.13768199]

>>13768152
No just the one. I build him cute little homes to live in and chew up. This one was for Christmas. He would sleep on the second floor a lot.

[Anonymous No.13768207]

>>13768139
Probably spook u because rodents have fucked up teeth that never stop growing

[Anonymous No.13768269]

>>13764184
Some fucking retard made this meme. Makes no fucking sense it should be a capitalist if the premise is overpricing a handmade pizza.

[Anonymous No.13768271]

>>13768174
You seem like a sperg

[Anonymous No.13768333]

>>13768269
>Some fucking retard made this meme.
Anyone watermarking their meme is a retard just looking for attention

[Anonymous No.13768501]

If I just eat shitloads of bran flakes(unsweetened) for breakfast, am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.13768743]

>>13764179
You're either a fat fuck or American, likely both if you think calories are the same thing as nutrition.

[Anonymous No.13768825]

>>13764036
if you live in Japan maybe.

[Anonymous No.13768831]

>>13764179
Who knows.
They teach self control to fat fucks I guess.

[Anonymous No.13768838]

>>13764036
Only if you use the dollar menu

[Anonymous No.13768911]

>>13765437
there's no reason to eat a meal solely comprised of carbs unless its a preworkout meal

[Anonymous No.13769282]

>>13768100

> posts a pic of his mouse literally rubbing his hands together like a shekel grubbing kike

I see through your tricks, Shlomo

[Anonymous No.13769337]

>>13768100
>>13768184
>>13768199
>>13768207
Got anymore pics of those cuties ?

[Anonymous No.13769468]

>>13765366
Whats heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers? Its the steel, because steel is more dense than feathers.

[Anonymous No.13769483]

>>13765343
imagine being this obsessed with reddit niggers

go back

[Anonymous No.13769497]

>>13764481
Drinking 3-4dl a meal isn't uncommon anon.
Reaching liter a day isn't hard, its just 3 meals.
Or half a liter a day, which is also common.

The crux is the same as its with Soda:
It fills up, so you get to eat less delicious food.

[Anonymous No.13769559]

>>13764262
>lots of carbs with a lot of protein
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA youre joking, right? Unless youre counting oatmeal with bacon or nuts and milk as "cereal" cereal in no way has protein, and all the carbs are sugar. It's literally so garbage for you.

[Anonymous No.13769563]

>>13764029
Almost anything is healthier than cereals.

[Anonymous No.13769574]

What fucking cereal are people eating if pizza is healthier?

[Anonymous No.13769701]

>>13769497
Of milk? Yes that's uncommon. Adults don't drink a half liter of milk with every meal or even a half liter of milk in a day.

[Anonymous No.13769769]

>>13769559
>and all the carbs are sugar
all carbs are a type of sugar, dingus

[Anonymous No.13769781]

>>13767165
>catboys are this delusional
>>13765524

[Anonymous No.13769899]

>>13769337
I have like a terabyte of photos and videos.

It's all the same mouse.

[Anonymous No.13770233]

>>13764029
what the fuck cereal do you eat? I would expect that to be true for most of the hypersweetened sugary crap that infests most supermarkets, but the one time when hipster food isn't a meme is muesli, it's basically just oats and cornflakes with nuts.

[Anonymous No.13770488]

>>13764029
>fat and carbs is better than sugar and carbs
They're both fucking terrible.

[Anonymous No.13770499]

>>13769769
>all carbs are a type of sugar, dingus
Wrong way around - sugar is a type of carbohydrate.
All sugars are carbs, but not all carbs are sugars.

[Anonymous No.13770503]

>>13770488
Peak retard take

[Anonymous No.13770677]

>>13764029
I work with nutritionists daily and I can believe one would say something like this.

[Anonymous No.13771079]

>>13764264
Don't bother the vegan brigade sill come to tell you how sugar-reinforced sugar is healthy because they pissed some b12 on it.

[Anonymous No.13771089]

>>13767519
ad hominem. try again, jr.

[Anonymous No.13771100]

>>13764029
Only if you make the pizza yourself or have 1 slice.
Also if you're buying fucking Lucky Charms or Captain Crunch of course its fucking not a good breakfast but pizza calorie-wise is not healthier then dry wheat and milk simply due to the fact that its empty carbs, sugary sauce, shit cheese, grease and fatty meat. Only way it's better is if you make the dough yourself from unbleached flour and use good tomato/marinara sauce and good quality cheese, leaner meat and extra virgin olive oil. It's not even hard to make either.

[Anonymous No.13771123]

>>13768130
It takes about 20 minutes to cook dinner and most of that is just waiting for shit to boil or fry.

[Anonymous No.13771490]

Somebody post pidser and koler meme pls

[Anonymous No.13771559]

>>13768269
the joke is that communists believe the best way to predict pricing is by literally measuring the amount of work that goes in to making something, but this is what happens when you treat a natural process like it's something that isn't chaotic

[Anonymous No.13771623]

Hi this isn't related to anything but I did give my mouse some pizza today but it wasn't for breakfast.

He's a good boy

[Anonymous No.13772051]

>>13764029
Nutritionist is not a legally protected term, anyone can call themselves a nutritionist.
If a dietitian made this statement it would have more weight.

[Anonymous No.13772136]

>>13771623
I've always considered mice to be pest, vermin if youwill... What kind of adult male has this type of relationship with a rodent? What is the appeal here?

[Anonymous No.13772199]

>>13764029
Everyone except the average American knows that

[Anonymous No.13772505]

>>13764029
>not taking the shredded wheatpill
Not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.13772716]

>>13772505
i eat these out the box as snacks. milk makes them soggy

[Anonymous No.13773723]

>>13764029
Considering that the majority of breakfast cereals are simple grains mixed with or covered in sugar, and then clusters of sugar in the form of marshmallow or crystallized bits of some sort, I'm honestly not surprised to hear that something which isn't a pile of sugar isn't as bad for your total health as something that is just a pile of sugar.

This is, of course, going to come down to the kind of pizza you eat. This is like when (They) said that doughnuts were healthier than muffins for breakfast - yea, no shit a simple glazed doughnut will be healthier than a triple-chocolate muffin with fudge and chocolate chunks that's also the size of your head, but will it be healthier than a plain old bran or corn muffin with little added to it that's also a normal size? No, probably not.

>>13768838
There's a plethora of recipes that can produce 4 to 6 servings, each of which only cost less than $1 a piece. Once you then factor in cost for time and resources spent to travel to a restaurant 3 times a day, every day, it's not even a comparison. Meal-prepping at home is the most cost-effective way to eat.

[Anonymous No.13773757]

People really believe eating pizza is healthier than plain cheerios. I hate people

[Anonymous No.13773762]

>>13764029
"Part of this complete nutritional breakfast!" they said in the commercials
Not anymore, they know it was all a meme

[Anonymous No.13773813]

>>13773757
A big load of solid cereals or a tiny little sliver of breard with some cheese, tomato sauce and maybe some meat on it.

[Anonymous No.13773823]

>>13773813
One bowl is about half a cup. It has soluble fiber and almost no added sugar. Why am I even discussing this. I'm going to go drink myself into oblivion

[Anonymous No.13773829]

>>13773823
>Half a cup.

What world do you live in where you have cereal bowls that are half a cup big? What kind of world do you live in where people fasitduously measure out the cereal into half a cup portions rather than just grabbing a bowl and pouring it into? Go away.

[Anonymous No.13773844]

>>13773829
Serving size is 1 cup. It's healthier than pizza if you use skim milk. Cheese from pizza is loaded with fat. You're fucking retarded. Go die

[Anonymous No.13773897]

>>13773844
>Fat is bad
>Uses skimmed milk

Yeah right, like I'm going to listen to a brainlet like you on nutrition. Your anger is amusing. Enjoy your obesity, cereal boy.

[Anonymous No.13773900]

>>13773844
Protip; fat isn't bad and if you have milk, you should have full fat milk.

[Anonymous No.13773901]

>>13773829
Why shitpost and then not respond? I genuinely don't udnerstand it. Do you just close the tab as soon as you hit post? What a piece of fucking shit you are. No wonder you're an idiot

[Anonymous No.13774588]

>>13766499
now read the total carbohydrates

[Anonymous No.13774596]

>>13764179
that isn't nutrition you stupid mongoloid

[Anonymous No.13774597]

>nutritionist tries to make point about how shit cereal is for you
>instead his statement is misinterpreted as “eat pizza for breakfast”
Oh no

[Anonymous No.13774609]

>>13774588
Just exert some portion control you fucking retard.
Breakfast is just a little something to keep you going until lunchtime, not a cake buffet.

[Anonymous No.13774616]

>>13765524
I fucking hate mice and dream of the day they’re eradicated, but threatening an Internet stranger’s pet is solely the realm of a teenage shitskin. Please gas yourself.

[Anonymous No.13774621]

>>13765750
My gator would whip your heckin’ good boy side to side until its neck snapped and would then eat it in big messy chunks.

[Anonymous No.13774631]

>>13766525
>being a sane person who sees a pet as an animal companion and not a mascot for identity politics
Cringe

[Anonymous No.13774935]

>>13764029
I eat pizza for breakfast regularly. It's a bit carb heavy, but it's basically almost all of my carbs for the day. I'll make pizza over the weekend and that's basically breakfast for the week.

[Anonymous No.13775332]

>>13764179
>all the nutritionists ass blasted by this comment

It literally is that simple.

[Anonymous No.13775728]

>>13773757
Why would it not be?

[Anonymous No.13777433]

I hate clickbait so much

[Anonymous No.13777442]

>>13772136
I'm a girl.
The appeal is that mice are cute and I love rodents. I'm even friends with my local squirrels. (pic related)

There are lots of animals that can be pests, but there are lots of animals that can be beneficial, the only thing that really separates pest from benefit is context.

[Anonymous No.13777445]

>>13777442
*pic related

[Anonymous No.13777457]

>>13777442
Also here's another pic of my mouse

he's eating a grasshopper

[Anonymous No.13779021]

>>13765414
this story gets more warped every time I hear it.

[Anonymous No.13779142]

>>13767667
Theres skinny people that get diabetes and heart disease. I'm not taking any chances, im gonna eat my daily veggies just to be safe

[Anonymous No.13779222]

>>13766684
Decent burger's are hardly the problem, shit tier ones are

[Anonymous No.13780483]

>>13777457
Your pet mouse is adorable, don't listen to these faggots trying to prove you otherwise.

[Anonymous No.13780642]

>>13768269
>commie blames his own labor theory for its idiocy

[Anonymous No.13781008]

>>13768333
based and checked
>>13771559
correct but not based
>>13780642
cringe and retarded

[Anonymous No.13781014]

>>13781008
no one asked for your fucking running commentary, dipshit

[Anonymous No.13781022]

>>13764029
and sex is overrated

[Anonymous No.13781386]

>>13765331

>faggot hates rodents

lmao what a queer

[Anonymous No.13781504]

>>13781022
sex IS overrated

[Anonymous No.13781509]

>>13781504
There is nothing overrated about a ritual confirming your spiritual bond with your wife.

[Anonymous No.13781570]

>>13774609
>Just exert some portion control you fucking retard.
Yeah I do that every day by never eating any cereal.

[Anonymous No.13781571]

>>13781509
yeah, but it isn't the be all end all meaning to existence
I can't stand people obsessed with getting laid constantly, like a brain damaged stray dog

[Anonymous No.13781637]

>>13765524

>owning a cat

fuckin' soyboy fag

[Anonymous No.13781641]

>>13781637
not that anon, but soys and thots own dogs. cats are the patrician choice now.

[Anonymous No.13781647]

>>13764179
Cause 2k calories of twinkies is not the same as 2k calories of avocado salad.
And not everyone is fat, anon, they just want to eat healthy, so maybe stop projecting.

[Anonymous No.13781760]

>>13765437
Sure thing grandpa

[Anonymous No.13782085]

>>13781647
He didn't call anyone fat, fattie.

[Anonymous No.13782649]

>>13777442
Based and squeakpilled.

[Anonymous No.13782685]

>>13764273
Ice cubes and grass are a great source or protein and mom said she loves you

[Anonymous No.13783118]

>>13764234
Healthiest part of big mac is the meat...

[Anonymous No.13783312]

>>13780483
Thank you! he's the absolute cutest and I love him to death!

[Anonymous No.13783370]

>>13781014
>running commentary
>10 words

[Anonymous No.13783606]

>>13765383
Awwwwwww. What a cutie.

[Anonymous No.13783618]

>>13769899
Looks like you're both lucky to have each other. That's cute overload right there. Thanks for posting. BTW, piss on the haters.

[Anonymous No.13783629]

>>13783370
>multiple replies

[Anonymous No.13784148]

>>13783618
Roastie-tier post.

[Anonymous No.13784156]

>>13783312
what a qt

[Anonymous No.13784270]

>>13784148
Eat a dick faggot that mouse is cute

[Anonymous No.13784285]

>>13768207
fucking cute dude

[Anonymous No.13784299]

>>13784270
I didn't say anything about the mouse, roastie. Just pointed out your obvious femoid way of typing.

[Anonymous No.13784548]

>>13773723
you wont get taste/cost ratios like fast food though
for 1$ a day you'll be eating like a fucking indigenous agrarian

[Anonymous No.13784556]

>>13784270
>>13784299
>>13784285
>>13784156
>>13783606
>>13783618


TY!!! I will give my mouse lots of waxworms (his fave food) for you today!

[Anonymous No.13784780]

Of course real pizza is healthier than cereal

[Anonymous No.13784795]

>>13764029
what about pizza bagels? does it count as pizza or does it count as a bagel? which is healthier?

[Anonymous No.13785282]

>Paul fucking destroying Chuck in that video
Paul please, have mercy

[Anonymous No.13785679]

>>13764179

CICO is about weight, not health. cereal is milk and sweetened grains. pizza is grains, dairy, meat, vegetables, just in the most basic pepperoni form. it has a lot of fat and salt but fat and sult AREN'T INTRINSICALLY BAD, if you eat one slice of pizza it's a healthy goddamn meal.

[Anonymous No.13785739]

>>13764029
is this supposed to be surprising?

[Anonymous No.13785744]

>>13764184
dominos shill here. Our dough takes a low temp 7 day proof. Time equals money

[Anonymous No.13787180]

>>13784556
Hey that guy you are replying to is a fag but uh can you make a maga for the mouse pics they are really sweet also how did you make the cage?

[Anonymous No.13787213]

>>13768054
I love all animals
Especially birds, reptiles, and amphibians

[Anonymous No.13788147]

>>13787180

He was originally in a 10 gallon acrylic tank, which was the accepted minimum for a single male mouse, but it was too small for my taste and it made decorating hard so we made him a custom bin cage. The bin is approx 22 gal and it made it easier to but hanging decorations on so he could become more nimble.

We used a storage bin, hardware cloth as the mesh on the side and top, and then drilled holes and secured the whole thing with zipties. We also made sure to sand everything carefully so he wouldn't be exposed to any sharp edges. That's really important!

[Anonymous No.13788152]

>thread up for a full week
i hate this board

[Anonymous No.13788154]

>>13788152
Yes, threads about food belong on this board, cerealcuck.

[Anonymous No.13788238]

>>13764036
maybe in mc burgerland

[Anonymous No.13788243]

>>13788152
get fucked e-celeb faggot

[Anonymous No.13788367]

>>13764029
cereal with no added sugar, pretty much entirely grains and shit > pizza > sugary cereal
obviously, cap'n crunch and stuff like that is almost candy; but there do exist some stuff that legit has pretty good nutrition

[Anonymous No.13788370]

>>13764179
>It's literally calories in calories out.
yes, if body weight is literally the only thing you care about
you'll still most likely get skinny fat (or fat/chubby built if you lift) if you think sugar and protein shapes your body in the same way

[Anonymous No.13788371]

>>13764179
there is no point.

nutritionist = woo doctor with little to no credentials

dietician = legitimate professional with real credentials

[Anonymous No.13788409]

>>13788367
>cereal with no added sugar, pretty much entirely grains and shit > pizza
How so?

[Anonymous No.13788410]

>>13765311
And yet you still do it anyways

[Anonymous No.13788436]

>>13788409
because pizza is like 70% bread and oil
bread usually isn't terrible, but pizza bread isn't great either