Steve1989MREInfo

[Anonymous No.13759133]

new steve video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=562nQKR3_3M

[Anonymous No.13759156]

1 and a half hours of Steve. NICE!

[Anonymous No.13759321]

>readily eats 114 year old food
>no ill side effects
Truly a man among men.

[Anonymous No.13759329]

>>13759321
Companies will one day source Steve’s cells to use as the ultimate food preservative.

[Anonymous No.13759331]

FEATURE LENGTH STEVE

[Anonymous No.13759337]

Was this the nicest hiss?

[Anonymous No.13759340]

>>13759133
he literally says the same things over and over, verbatim.

[Anonymous No.13759370]

>>13759133
>that hiss

[Anonymous No.13759379]

>>13759133
Nice

[Anonymous No.13759388]

whoever took that photo did a good job

[Anonymous No.13759389]

>>13759133
Nice

[Anonymous No.13759404]

aaa why did he rip it open with pliers and pull the string out instantly

[Anonymous No.13759460]

>>13759321
At this point nothing the coronovirus can do will be able to match what he has done to himself

[Anonymous No.13759491]

Yeah, I'm thinking it's nice

[Anonymous No.13759535]

>>13759340
This
>le nice
>le nice hiss
>le not bad
>le get this out on a tray
>le coffee instant
>le clean plate cub shirt
Rinse, repeat.

[Anonymous No.13759538]

His smile and optimism: Restored.

>>13759340
>>13759535
Suck a dick and fuck off.

[Anonymous No.13759596]

>>13759535
ya SEETHE?

[Anonymous No.13759639]

>>13759133
>hurrrr durrrr flyover retard eats some old shit

[Anonymous No.13759694]

>>13759133
Watching it now. It's like watching a car accident.

[Anonymous No.13759896]

>$1,400

[Anonymous No.13760583]

What does Steve do for a living that he can afford to just buy two grands worth of MRE's?

[Anonymous No.13760655]

>>13760583
2500 on patreon and merch

[Anonymous No.13760681]

>>13760655
Isn't he a landscape artist? There's no way he has a house as nice as he does on 2500 a month

[Anonymous No.13760693]

>>13760681
He lives in the florida swamps, the rich liberals haven't gone and raised the property tax through the roof yet.

[Anonymous No.13760747]

>>13759133
I fucking love this guy. So based.

[Anonymous No.13760748]

>>13760681
He does do some sort of manual labour
You can tell by his calloused hands

[Anonymous No.13760760]

>>13760693
He has a kind of California stoner accent though.

[Anonymous No.13761165]

>>13759133
>1.5 hours
Today's got a whole lot nicer

[Anonymous No.13761181]

Man Steve really needs to get proper tools for this.
>rip the can open with rusty pliers
>dig and scrape with a fork
>poke and pry with a fillet knife

[Anonymous No.13761196]

>>13760748
Landscape gardener.

[Anonymous No.13761287]

What was Steve's all-time favorite menu?

[Anonymous No.13761313]

>>13759340
>saying this on 4chan of all places
it's like you're trying to be retarded

[Anonymous No.13761322]

>>13759340
cringe

[Anonymous No.13761336]

>>13759340
Welcome to the YouTube generation.
Easily pleased and dumbed down.

[Anonymous No.13761349]

>>13761181
That’s just part of the show you fucking tard. Imagine being literally so stupid that that can’t figure that out. You’re an idiot. Oh, and Trump IS your president.

[Anonymous No.13761360]

>>13759133
>>13759133
>new steve video

[Anonymous No.13761402]

>>13761360

[Anonymous No.13761405]

>>13761402
good one, takk

[Anonymous No.13761417]

>>13761360
non smoker here, it looks like he didn't exhale?

[Anonymous No.13761449]

>>13761417
he did, just poor gif quality

[Anonymous No.13761453]

>>13759340
So does bob Ross. But they also explain stuff.

[Anonymous No.13761470]

>>13759321
Autism grants immunity

[Anonymous No.13761473]

>>13761417
Of course he fucking exhaled. Are you actually retarded

[Anonymous No.13761537]

Can someone explain how he doesn't die from doing this so often? I know a guy from who had to go to hospital for eating month old meat so 114 years should probably kill him instantly

[Anonymous No.13761543]

>>13761473
maybe

[Anonymous No.13761551]

>>13761537
once I drank 25 years old whisky and somehow it didn't kill me

[Anonymous No.13761927]

it is technically dirt.

but I allow it.

[Anonymous No.13762497]

>>13761537
It very much hinges on both how the food is canned and how it's stored. Dried meat and fruits, most anything low in water content, and anything free of milk or creamer content easily has the potential to stay edible for decades if the can it's packed into is kept away from high temperatures and the can isn't ruptured (and if the contents are canned properly). This is why the foods that most always end up being edible in the WWII- and Vietnam-era rations tend to be things like crackers, candy, breath mints, and spray-dried coffee, rather than meatloaf, spaghetti (especially this, because the acid in the tomato sauce eats through the can lining), or cans of fruit. And considering that the pemmican he ate in this ration is essentially just dried meat and cereal, there wasn't really much to make the contents go bad except for exposure to high heat or a rupture. The fact that it was stored for over a century without facing either is an unbelievable feat.
The meat that guy ate was probably stored in the fridge or something, and refrigeration doesn't really preserve anything for very long, let alone meat. But non-dried meat in general does not preserve for very long, and that's precisely why Steve hasn't eaten any older than the (highly processed) 30 year-old sausages in one of those videos on the early MREs.

[Anonymous No.13762733]

>>13760748
I thought that's just because he lifts weights?

[Anonymous No.13763597]

>>13760760
Live in middle of Canada. I know a guy who has a super thick California stoner accent who is from here.

[Anonymous No.13763599]

>>13763597
thank you hollywood

[Anonymous No.13763602]

>>13762497
whoah you are the gaben of watching his vids

[Anonymous No.13763608]

>>13763599
yeah i know. dude sounds like keanu reeves circa bill and ted. He's in his late 40s now.

[Anonymous No.13763677]

>>13759133
>1½ hour Steve
>Paying $1400 + $768 for 114 year old WWI rations
>More than a century old hiss from the vacuum seal
>Lift tab breaks
>"Best salt I've ever tasted"
>Prepared ration per labeled instructions in period-accurate tray and tin can
Steve is a national treasure that must be protected

>70 minutes in
>Cooked and chilled pemmican porridge
>Fried in bacon fat
ABSOLUTELY GOURMET

[Anonymous No.13763692]

>>13763677
It's a shame he didn't crack an egg into that mix. I think it would have really made it great.

[Anonymous No.13763707]

>>13762497
Didn't he actually eat some of that Boer war canned mystery meat?

[Anonymous No.13763724]

That's genuinely such a pleasing painting.

[Anonymous No.13763729]

>>13759535
>Getting worked by dimes catch phrases
Kek what a bitch

[Anonymous No.13763732]

>you guys see that new movie playing?
>you mean Steve’s new long video?
>ya
sometimes I like you faggots

[Anonymous No.13763738]

>>13763707
That was also dry

[Anonymous No.13763822]

>>13760583
It's also his full time hobby. 2 grand for MREs may seem ridiculous to us but for him it's a great investment.

[Anonymous No.13763988]

>>13763692
He's a hardcore purest. He talked about wanting to add onion powder but he really wanted to eat it the way actual soldiers would

[Anonymous No.13763998]

>>13763988
if he's so hardcore why isn't he serving the army in iraq for example? it's easy to larp as a military guy eating mre's on youtube.

[Anonymous No.13764011]

>>13763998
That’s why he’s larping on YouTube. He’s a hobbyist. Everyone loves Steve, and it’s more than you’ve done with your life.

[Anonymous No.13764026]

>>13763998
Steve grew up eating Army surplus rations while camping. He doesn't larp he just enjoys MREs, he's never claimed to be in the military so fuck off.

[Anonymous No.13764162]

>>13763822
How is it an "investment"? He tears them open and eats them, leaving only the boxes sometimes. The value goes down dramatically with what he does to them.

[Anonymous No.13764166]

>>13764162
>NOOOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT, HE ENJOYS THEM FOR THE COMMUNITY TO SEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.13764176]

Steve is far better at describing flavors than anyone on a cooking show, cable or online. He is truly a Man amongst men. What a professional.

[Anonymous No.13764187]

>>13764162
It is not the value in the item, as it is in the experience.

Let me tell you, there are so many things that have been indulged... NEVER to be shared. Some of them maybe it is just as well they were never witnessed.. but others? Well, I am pretty damn sure some people woulda loved to have seen it. Whatever it is.

[Anonymous No.13764297]

>>13761537
People in the Arctic have eaten mammoth meat frozen in the permafrost for thousands of years old with no ill effect.

[Anonymous No.13764309]

i have issued a fatwa against steve

[Anonymous No.13764310]

>>13764309
no...

[Anonymous No.13764374]

>>13764309
But he's literally halal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZnFOTbN4LY

[Anonymous No.13764379]

Steve's main problem is he describes too many foods as "decadent". Like okay, it tastes good, but there's no way military slop is "decadent".

[Anonymous No.13764382]

>>13764379
yeah, THAT'S his main problem...

[Anonymous No.13764402]

>>13764379
I think it's an endearing feature of his videos. He's always so optimistic and can make even the most stale and rancid landfill scrapings sound mouthwatering. He obviously grades on a curve, but part of his evaluation must take into account intended manufacturer cost, account ease of preparation, portability, nutritional utility, and vintage degradation. As long as the MRE is not literally growing black fur he's liable to find something good in it share with the viewers.

[Anonymous No.13764538]

stop supporting this trump supporter

[Anonymous No.13764716]

>>13760681
>>13760693
>>13761181
>>13761349
I mean, his place isn't that nice. Ever see his stovetop? I don't think he has a lot of practical cooking knowledge apart from FRH deployment.

[Anonymous No.13764730]

>>13761336
Just autistic.

[Anonymous No.13764750]

>>13764716
You can clearly see this man makes tons of money - look at those marble kitchen counters and the expensive cookware.

[Anonymous No.13764756]

>>13759133

nice

[Anonymous No.13764934]

>>13761473
why would you exhale? youre just missing out on 50% of your smoke

[Anonymous No.13766009]

>>13764750
I am all for living modestly, but in that screenshot he is trying to melt a 45 year old [essentially a football sized Tootsie roll] in a pan. It starts burning, so he adds some olive oil to lubricate it, then quickly adds some water as well. To the hot oil. And in the latest video he is damn near flummoxed by the concept of double boiling. Our man Steve is pure, kind and sexy but a bit a numbskull all the same.

[Anonymous No.13766016]

has this guy always been this popular, i only saw him truly take off after moonmoon watched him

[Anonymous No.13766024]

>>13759337
I was surprised a hiss could last over 100 years. Figured it'd leak somewhere. I'd like to meet the 100 year old disgusting hoarder that kept this around.

[Anonymous No.13766029]

>>13766016
I forgot how I came across him, but I've been watching his stuff for...3? years. Shortly before /ck/ got onto him, and I don't frequent /k/. He had a decent subscriber count even then.

[Anonymous No.13766104]

>>13764716
Some of his older videos show his room immediately next to his "stage" and it's a complete mess with just boxes and clothes thrown everywhere. It looks like a shack, no offense to Steve, but I got the impression he is not rolling in money. Then again isn't he like 29? If he owns and not rents then he's doing pretty good for himself at that age.

[Anonymous No.13766117]

>>13766104
cope, it's never been as easy to make money as it is now

[Anonymous No.13766122]

>>13761473
When you drink a coke do you spit it out?

[Anonymous No.13766131]

>>13766104
>Then again isn't he like 29?
Are you really asking us which year steve1989 was born?

[Anonymous No.13766183]

>>13766104
I like the fact that it seems like most if not all of his patreon money goes back into his mre hobby, he doesn't seem like hes using it to pay bills or fund his lifestyle

[Anonymous No.13766566]

Good man. I used to religiously avoid eating expired food but thanks to his channel I'v managed to waste a lot less food than before. Also had fun eating a russian MRE.

[Anonymous No.13766634]

>>13764162
Its sort of like people buying old rare liquors and drinking them. The difference is usually that's only shared with a select few friends or business colleagues. Steve is sharing with his viewers. I get the mentality that it's a wasted investment but personally I've always found wine collectors (for example) to be cringy and lame. I have more respect for people who buy the rare expensive item and crack it open. I've been around for some rare scotch or cognac and though I personally wouldn't spend a few thousand on a bottle, the experience was fun .
It's like that LA beast crystal Pepsi or Hi C ecto cooler video. I enjoy Steve's style and find his videos relaxing to watch.

[Anonymous No.13766645]

>>13764162
>>13764187
Also consider the Youtube videos. He got half a million views on that video alone. Not sure how much that is in youtube bux but I'm sure it's worth something.

[Anonymous No.13766655]

>>13764538
Source? Also I wouldn't give a shit if he was one. He doesn't come across as a spiteful asshat like most of them.

[Anonymous No.13766678]

>>13764162
Investment is the wrong word but he recoups the immediate value in youtube ads and patreon donors.
The big thing is he documents rare rations, he's not just opening them for fun. Some particularly well preserved rations he's opened have been donated to museums.

[Anonymous No.13766679]

>>13760583
he's a landscaper

[Anonymous No.13766722]

>>13766645
A million hits is about a thousand bucks.

[Anonymous No.13766757]

>>13759133
>I got this pan cos it was blue
Steve is so fucking adorable

[Anonymous No.13766766]

>>13759321
The only thing that can make him sick is a standard unexpired Chinese ration.

[Anonymous No.13766767]

>>13766679
I wonder how much he would charge to go to town on my mother's backyard

[Anonymous No.13766775]

>>13759133
Is Steve1989MREInfo related to TheReportOfTheWeek aka Reviewbrah? I see similarities here.

[Anonymous No.13766800]

>>13766775
They are spiritual brothers and Steve is the Reviewbrah of MREs. I've seen Reviewbrah describe something as tasting like dog food and then rate it an 8 and I've seen Steve describe something as tasting like raw sewage and then pretty good after eating a few more bites.

[Anonymous No.13766826]

>>13764309
its over...

[Anonymous No.13767399]

>>13766655
The only spiteful asshats I've come across are libs still pissed from 2016 who can't get over it

[Anonymous No.13767423]

>old Steve video
>ugh
>oh
>eurgh
>that is foul
>argh
>*cough*
>let me take another bite
>ough
>yeah that's rancid
>hope you enjoyed the video, bye

Thank god he changed his format. Listening to him make wretching noises for 10 minutes got old fast.

[Anonymous No.13768432]

[Anonymous No.13769018]

>>13759535
whats with the "le"? he never says "le" i dont think

[Anonymous No.13769027]

>>13760583
>>13760655
>>13760681

2500 is just Patreon. he probably does 10k/month or close to it with Youtube ad revenue.

[Anonymous No.13769034]

>>13769018
It's a reddit meme from a redditor.

[Anonymous No.13769055]

>>13769027
Does Steve still work in landscaping?

[Anonymous No.13769224]

I want him to get me out on a tray

[Anonymous No.13769235]

>>13766767
No charge if she's nice

[Anonymous No.13769285]

>>13763597
Californians and West coast Canadians have somewhat similar accents and a lot of words have similar pronunciations. Vancouver is a pretty good example.

[Anonymous No.13769309]

>>13769235
Nice.

[Anonymous No.13769340]

>>13766016
He was popular before that faggot streamer watched him. There were /k/ and /ck/ threads and I knew people in real life who 100% do not browse that watched him.

[Anonymous No.13769599]

>>13769340
Who is this streamer?

[Anonymous No.13769610]

I cant watch his videos anymore cos he smokes in every video and makes me want to smoke

[Anonymous No.13769652]

>>13759133
>it's an hour and a half long
nani the fuck
shame I prefer the ones when he's eating modern MRE's
>>13759321
He's gotten botchulism before and is MUCH more careful (believe it or not) now than he was before because of it

[Anonymous No.13769653]

>>13759340
>>13759535
This is it, we've finally reached the part of the cycle where newfags pretend it's cool to hate steve.

[Anonymous No.13769665]

>>13766016
Steve has been popular on /ck for several years, it's how I first found him.

>>13766104
It's probably just his shitty mancave he films in, man

[Anonymous No.13770205]

>>13769610
I've never smoked but he makes me wanna look cause he looks so cool

[Anonymous No.13770219]

>>13759133
that was more entertaining than most modern hollywood movies

[Anonymous No.13770542]

>>13769285
Implying Vancouver isn’t a Californian enclave in Canada

[Anonymous No.13770558]

>>13769018
it's implying that watching this amerishit real life forrest gump drink instant coffee is a redditor guilty pleasure.

[Anonymous No.13770580]

>>13770542
The major Pacific cities are pretty homogenous from Sacramento up. I wouldn't really compare Vancouver to SoCal, though.

[Anonymous No.13770629]

While doing packing to move to a new place I discovered a case of MREs from 2005 that I got after Hurricane Katrina. Its still sealed and I’m wondering what to do with it

[Anonymous No.13770667]

>>13766122
yeeeeeeeenahnahnahnahnah

cunt

[Anonymous No.13770951]

>>13770629
Make a video of you eating them and share it with your /ck/ friends.

[Anonymous No.13770992]

>>13764750
>I bought this pan cause it's blue.
Steve is a hero and I wish he was my friend.

[Anonymous No.13771000]

>>13759340
>>13759535
Seething or baiting. If baiting, here is your (You), because you worked hard for it.

[Anonymous No.13771004]

>>13766117
Go ahead and post a timestamped handful of hundred-dollar bills then you posturing faggot

[Anonymous No.13772018]

>>13770992
Me too man. Wish I had a friend..

[Anonymous No.13772045]

>>13766122
Based big lez show poster

[Anonymous No.13773043]

he's so cute bros...... wtf.......

[Anonymous No.13773782]

don't really like when he does old as fuck shit. I like when he does stuff I could get

[Anonymous No.13774268]

>>13760748
That's from deadlifting.

[Anonymous No.13774410]

>>13759340
>>13759535
no matter how great something is, there always has to be some faggot to complain about it. congratulations faggot

[Anonymous No.13774468]

>>13759133
how does he not get aids from these 100 year old food products?

[Anonymous No.13774489]

>>13773782
No way, fag. marveling at 100 year old dry beef that's perfectly preserved is when he's at his best.
I'm in it for the history and the preservation technology, I don't need to watch a video about shit I can get at my local surplus store.

[Anonymous No.13774513]

His arms get bigger every video. He is growing more powerful.

[Anonymous No.13774520]

>>13759460
>coronavirus
Stop spreading leftist lies.

[Anonymous No.13774692]

>Steve says he paid $2000 for this old food
>goes to open it
>that moment of pause where he's reconsidering opening it
>that slow motion dramatic hiss
>key breaks so he mangles the can with pliers

This was hard to watch.

[Anonymous No.13774923]

>>13774692
Be candid with yourself. What else would be done with 100-year-old food? There's only so much that can be done with it, and it'll just continue to degrade over time.

[Anonymous No.13775016]

>>13774923
Just keep it in the can and leave it for display purposes? It was in pretty good shape considering its age.

[Anonymous No.13775036]

>>13775016
An empty can will display just fine.

[Anonymous No.13775110]

>flecks of aluminum in the chocolate
What the fuck were they thinking with the packaging on this MRE

[Anonymous No.13775205]

>"I got this pan 'cause it's blue"

[Anonymous No.13775226]

>>13775036
But he mangled his up with pliers. It is no longer mint.

[Anonymous No.13775367]

>>13759340
and yet every video is still perfectly enjoyable

[Anonymous No.13775544]

>>13775226
Who cares - we got to see that shit. All the other collectors would have socked it away.

[Anonymous No.13775770]

>>13775544
>All the other collectors would have socked it away.
which is the correct thing yo do you dumb simp

[Anonymous No.13775783]

>>13775770
t. ROM hoarder.

[Anonymous No.13775807]

>>13775783
ruining something for your own greed is the sure sign of a simp so is supporting that

[Anonymous No.13775979]

>>13775544
Well he could at least have used sheet metal scissors to cleanly cut it open.
He does similar stuff to other rations too, he talks about preserving them for display and all but then just go and hastily rips open packages.

[Anonymous No.13776014]

why is this an hour and a half long
i've never watched any of this guy's videos

[Anonymous No.13776022]

>>13776014
He's just being ecstatic about it and kinda bad at video editing. Most videos are much shorter and more stright to the point.

[Anonymous No.13776147]

>>13775979
What is even the difference of some sheet metal cutters or pliers in the end anyway? Anal retentive visual requirements for a display that nobody even gives a shit about. Noone cares about the displays, we want to see what is inside. The empty ration can was not destroyed to the extent of it not being useable for measurements or any further utility from the way it looked after being opened.
So again, what is the difference?

[Anonymous No.13776152]

>>13776147
>What is even the difference of some sheet metal cutters or pliers in the end anyway?
Sheet metal cutters, y'know, cut the metal. He was using needle-nose pliers to twist and rip the metal, which took considerable time and effort.

[Anonymous No.13776255]

>>13776152
I suppose you have a point, that extra time & effort was certainly notable. Makes me realize how pansy assed it woulda been if he used sheet metal cutters.