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Princess Principal fucking lied to us, this is delicious

>> No.13756335

>>13756334
How do you even eat this anyway

>> No.13756336

>>13756335
with fork and knife

>> No.13756337

>>13756335
say Aaah!

>> No.13756338

>>13756334
I don't see any green in there, savage

>> No.13756339

>>13756338
did you miss
>breakfast

>> No.13756340

>>13756334
This doesn’t look healthy.

>> No.13756341

>>13756334
food is also wrong. by the turn of the century, brits empire was pretty much half indian and eating curry everywhere.
>>13756335
you swallow.

>> No.13756342

>>13756334
I can only eat 1/3 of this before getting full. How do people do it?

>> No.13756343

>>13756342
you get 2 other people to eat breakfast with

>> No.13756344

>>13756342
if i was hungry enough i'd easily eat the whole thing. no, i'm not fat.

>> No.13756345

>>13756334
>>>/ck/

>> No.13756346

>>13756334
Says a lot about the "dish" when the most tasty looking thing are the chared tomatoes. I can already imagine the square pieces of fat come out of those sausages upon taking the smallest of bites.

>> No.13756347

>>13756334
Fuck off Karen

>> No.13756348

>>13756334
It had 19th century food, you live in the 21st showing off hipster food. All the commoner food was shit then, one reason why cholera, flu, and disease outbreaks was common in London.

>> No.13756349

>>13756336
>>13756337
>>13756341
what, you just pick and choose randomly?
no actual order/combinations in eating it?

>> No.13756350

>>13756348
Wrong, the bad food just outright poisoned people, the diseases came from different sources such as poor hygiene

>> No.13756351

>>13756349
What are you Belgian?

>> No.13756352

>>13756334
please tell me this isn't a breakfast

>> No.13756353

>>13756342
Manual labour burning a shit load of calories.
>>13756349
How fucking autistic are you that you need a set order in which to eat your food??

>> No.13756354

>>13756351
>>13756353
>anglos
I think most cultures have an order in wich to eat different foods.

>> No.13756355

>>13756353
>>13756351
you telling me you can eat blood pudding first?

>> No.13756356

>>13756335
Well you stack all those shit first between pair of breads and then eat it with bare hands like ferocious beast.

t. amerifat

>> No.13756357

>>13756346
mmmmmmmmmm

>> No.13756358

>>13756355
If you want. Why the fuck would it matter?

>> No.13756359

>>13756346
>I can already imagine the square pieces of fat come out of those sausages upon taking the smallest of bites.
Ohh baby

>> No.13756360

>everything is burned to charcoal
What the fuck?

>> No.13756361

>>13756358
because every food after that might taste weird?
doing the right food combos make for a better eating experience

>> No.13756362

>>13756335
As in modern english tradition you say
>rub a dub dub, allah thanks for the grub!
And then you eat it with your hands.

>> No.13756363

>>13756353
I remember in the manga yugami-kun the mc gets scolded because he doesn't eat "in the triangular form"

>> No.13756364
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13756364

What's your breakfast of choice /a/?

>> No.13756365
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13756365

>>13756334
>breakfast

>> No.13756366

>>13756335
>ITADAKIMASU

>> No.13756367

>>13756334
i'm vegetarian and don't miss meat EXCEPT for black pudding

>> No.13756368

>>13756367
>i'm vegetarian
Haha faggot

>> No.13756370

>>13756364
Water

>> No.13756369

>>13756355
have you ever had it? it just tastes like really sweet sausage

>> No.13756371

>eating breakfast
cringe
Cup of cawfee and i'm ready to go

>> No.13756372

>>13756364
Viennese breakfast with still warm semmeln

>> No.13756373

>>13756367
>howdoyouknowsomeoneisavegitarian.jpg

>> No.13756374

>>13756361
It's made with blood, not toothpaste.

>> No.13756375
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>>13756364
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hainanese_chicken_rice

>> No.13756376

>>13756364
Bacon, sausage, sunny side up eggs, blueberry pancakes and a cup of coffee. But I’m a poorfag so I usually just have cold cereal

>> No.13756377

>>13756364
I always wake up fucking hungry so I inhale like 600 cals of carbs but this morning I had 3 slices of eggy bread made with 4 eggs

>> No.13756378
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>>13756364
For me it's borscht with sour cream

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>>13756364

>> No.13756380

>>13756364
Oats with dried fruit. Warm but not cooked into porridge because I prefer the texture.

>> No.13756381

jews

>> No.13756382

>>13756364
Müsli with lactose free milk everyday

>> No.13756383

>>13756364
Two eggs over easy and either bacon, sausage, or steak. Every single morning.

>> No.13756384

>>13756334
full brekkie is the only good thing from that country

>> No.13756385

>>13756334
>Princess Principal fucking lied to us
Impossible. Supais never lie

>> No.13756386

>>13756364
onions

>> No.13756387

>>13756341

We weren't eating curry itself in England back then but near everything would be in some way "curried" to cover up the smell and taste of rancid meat in lower-class food. People forget that back then just eating two or three meals a day was a luxury.

>> No.13756388

>>>/ck/

>> No.13756389

>almost no one eat bread at breakfast
shit taste.

>> No.13756390

>>13756334
I'd barely be able to eat half of that. I mean, it looks delicious, but that's fucking excessive.

>> No.13756391

>>13756334
I'm tired of the FEB meme. That shit is gross and you know it.

>> No.13756392

>>13756387
No it wouldn't, that's nonsense. Butchers wouldn't leave a shit load of meat out to go rotten.

>> No.13756393

>>13756364
My dinner is my breakfast

>> No.13756394

>>13756334
The only semidecent britfood.

>> No.13756395

>>13756364
Banana/berries/peanut butter/almond milk smoothie and a bowl of Raisin Bran. Or some salt & vinegar almonds if i want something savory.

>> No.13756396

>>13756363
You have to understand that Japanese people have no fucking clue how non-Japanese people act.
>>13756364
Eggs benedict to be quite honest senpai
My second favourite breakfast is a greasy bag of eight baozi which total £1

>> No.13756397

>>13756335
Sides first because they cool fastest, then eggs, then meats. Ignore toast, it's cold almost the moment it leaves the kitchen.

>> No.13756398

>>13756394
Know how I can tell the only other British food you've ever eaten is fish and chips and macaroni cheese?

>> No.13756399

I dont eat breakfast ever. I just drink coffee. If you eat breakfast youre a fat fuck.

>> No.13756400

>>13756334
>Princess Principal fucking lied to us, this is delicious

Different people, different tastes.
I used to think the food I ate was 'obviously' superior, but I've since calmed down after realizing, "Dairy is kind of disgusting if you've never been exposed to it. Most of it is just rotten milk."

>>13756364
>What's your breakfast of choice /a/?

Bacon, scrambled eggs, toast with butter & peanut butter, and a glass of whole milk.

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13756401

>>13756364
Ideally bacon, fried eggs, hashbrowns, sausage.
Realistically, porridge with unsweetened yoghurt.
Actuality, a cup of coffee.

>> No.13756402

>>13756399
Only fat cunts with no ability to control portions think like this.

>> No.13756403

>>13756341
People have no idea how much food comes from British cuisine, and it's pretty much because any halfway-decent British food doesn't click as "British" because British food is supposed to taste bad.
I'm still fucking buttmad my Euro and East Asian friends refused to believe a pie restaurant was British because it tasted good and "I don't think Britain has a monopoly on pies anon". It had a fucking UK flag in the menu aaaaaargh

>> No.13756404

>>13756402
Shut up pig. Go gobble up a plate of bacon.

>> No.13756405

>>13756334
get ready for the little blisters in all your fingers if you eat that shit

>> No.13756406

>>13756405
What

>> No.13756407

>>13756404
See? Literally no understanding of portion sizes.

>> No.13756408

>>13756367
>i'm vegetarian
I'm so sorry anon. Hope you get better soon.

>> No.13756409

>>13756364
one Banana/Apple and a glass of water, or yogurt with some kind of granola/cereal/fruit.
Or just yesterdays dinner, if available.

>> No.13756410

>>13756373
But in this case it's relevant you immense faggot

>> No.13756411

>>13756335
With chopsticks

>> No.13756412

>>13756364
Some bread and coffee maybe noodles if I have time

>> No.13756413

>>13756334
She isn't wrong on most accounts, but full English breakfast is the best breakfast in the world.

>> No.13756484

Fuck this thread. Now I'm hungry. And I'll never put the effort to make something complex like this.

>> No.13756493

>>13756484
Cafes exist, you know.

>> No.13756494

>>13756484
It is quite possibly one of the easiest and simplest breakfasts to make.

>> No.13756566

>>13756334
>princess principal
>915 days, 23 hours and almost 50 minutes bongs are still mad about a slit eyed character in a yellow hand weaved flipbook saying their food is "not very good"

>> No.13756574

>>13756566
I'll never not be mad
They didn't even draw it right

>> No.13756919

Take this thread back to /a/ and stop littering our board you useless jannies.

>> No.13756956

>>13756345
what board u thinking ur on shitty little son of bitch basterd

>> No.13756968
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>>13756349
The concept behind a full English was to set you up for the day
It was a favourite back in the industrial revolution because the factory workers typically only had 1 meal before supper.

A Full English is not a set dish it is a collection of items you can choose from to create your own.
There is no ideal Full English plate, no proper setup.
It has carbs, protein, fiber, artery lube and everything else you need and lots that you don't.

It's not a regular breakfast these days since people don't do manual labour as much.

Typically you want some
-Meat
Sausage, bacon, black pudding
-Potatoes
Hash browns, home fries, chips, waffles
-Vegies
Mushrooms, Tomatos (chopped, grilled, ketchup, baked beans)
-Eggs
Fried, scrambled, poached
-Bread
Toast, fried bread, buttered

Everyone will give you an opinion
Everyone will say some items belong on it and some don't

It's all subjective, you can put whatever the fuck you want on it as long as it is just a collection of simple items that fulfill the nutritional ideal that the dish gives you everything.

>> No.13756975

>>13756403
god you sound like an insufferable beta

>> No.13757066

>>13756956
imbecile the mods moved it from /a/ to /ck

>> No.13757071

>>13756975
i'm going to force feed you my black sausage

>> No.13757075

>>13756334
Americans

>> No.13757081

>>13756334
Colorectal cancer/10

>> No.13757083

>>13756364
Poached eggs on an English muffin with avocado, ham and a little chili oil.

>> No.13757087

>>13757081
Beanz?

>> No.13757105

>>13756354
and what happens if you get it wrong? Do Food SWAT teams explode throught the cafe window, pin you to the floor and take you away for re-education lessons?

>> No.13757118

>>13757087
Are you thinking about them?
They're highly processed shit, desu a full english is an inane puddle of brutish grease, tasteless tomatoes, poorly cooked eggs and grisly chunks of fat.
Don't believe HDR meme-pics

>> No.13757150

>>13757118
>the dish by definition is cooked badly
you're kinda nuts dude. Nothing stopping you from executing it well.

>> No.13757183

>>13757118
It's literally just meat, veg and potatos on a fucking plate.
You're cooking a bunch of singluar items and putting them together on a plate.
You're not combining ingredients, you not making a fucking cake.
If you can't cook then just say so.
Why not cry about a caeser salad or bruschetta or some shit aswell?

>> No.13757414

>>13756364
3 shots espresso
5 sugars

>> No.13757459

>>13756334
Going to eat that for breakfast/brunch in a few days, going to Playa del Ingles for 8 days ?

Lost 2 kilos just to enjoy that place, gambling, golf, dancing (wife likes it), beers, sun, good food, exploring, some gymming (found a gym), more beers and more good food, swimming in the atlantic (i think?).

>> No.13757921

>>13756369
If it tastes sweet. And it tastes like sausage then you've had well shit black pudding!

>> No.13757974

>>13756349
Literal autism.

>> No.13757976

>>13756384
I assume you refer to the UK , but which brekkie? The English, Scottish,( N/Irish) or even Welsh breakfast. All of them have regional variations and hold their own weight as top morning foods

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>>13756349
>>13756335
>>13756334
Here's my plan:
>take a nibble of the blood sausage: toss it to the dog if I don't like it, then sip of coffee to wash out mouth
>1 tomato
>some mushrooms
>1 more tomato + some mushrooms
>half a sausage
>1/4 of a ham
>place one egg and all bacon on slice of toast: eat it all
>spoon of beans
>spoon of hash browns
>combine tomatoes and/or mushrooms with sausage and/or ham
>finish beans and browns
>use toast to mop up greases and juices

>> No.13758084

>>13756399
You must be a very cute twink.

>> No.13758657

>>13756334
What does black pudding taste like? Iron? It looks weird and doesn't sound appetizing but I really want to try it

>> No.13758689

>>13756334
>get rid of bacon
>get rid of hash brown in middle
>get rid of toast
>get rid of tomatoes
>get rid of brown sauce
>one sausage
>one scottish pancake thing
>keep all mushrooms
>keep crispy bacon looking shit up top
>keep black pudding
>keep eggs
>assuming branston, keep beans
>add black and cayenne pepper

There, I saved Christmas and you are still stuffed. That was a fucking abominable 12 course party meal.