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>boneless?? BONELESS??? BRO omg you must not be REAL man bro. A real man takes 5 minutes to eat 0.25oz of meat off of a BONE and getting SAUCE all over my HANDS bro! Just like the CAVEMEN bro!! That’s why I have this EPIC beard, haha I just gotta be careful that I don’t get any of this GHOST PEPPER SOYCE in my beard cuz it’ll mess with my MANLY beard OILS that I rub in. Boneless wings are practically CHIKY NUGGIES!! Haha get it??! Like those epic style baby yoda memes I’ve been seeing everywhere on reddit!!

>> No.13755052

>>13755035
dude i fuckin love Wyngz from Walmart and the ones from Tyson appetizers fuck you call em

>> No.13755059

I like chicken tendies too but call them what they are

>> No.13755066

iPhoneposters should be blocked from starting threads and posting images. Change my mind.

>> No.13755070

>>13755066
>blows your head off with a shotgun
bam, mind changed...into goop

>> No.13755071

>>13755066
They make good lols

>> No.13755072

>>13755070
easy there cowboy, make a brain slushee and the consequence might never be the same

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>>13755072

>> No.13755076

>>13755066

You’re aware the board would be completely dead if that were the case right?

>> No.13755104

>>13755076
This board was better when it was dead.

>> No.13755127

>>13755075
not sure what your implying that im projecting

>> No.13755167

Do you think your mother expected her son to grow into a limp-wristed, contrarian faggot who spends his days posting embarrassing soyjak screeds on the internet for fleeting social validation in the form of (You)s?

>> No.13755219

Begging you to please have sex, OP.

>> No.13755240

>>13755076
I’d rather a dead board than the same “LOL WOJAK MEME THREAD XD LE SOY” shit every thread. I miss the pre-2016 election days. Been here since 06 and he’ll, even the chanology shit was less cancerous than the newfag reddit immigrants.

>> No.13755306

>>13755076
And that's a good thing.

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> Do you think your mother expected her son to grow into a limp-wristed, contrarian faggot who spends his days posting embarrassing soyjak screeds on the internet for fleeting social validation in the form of (You)s?

>> No.13755647

it's not that boneless wings are practically chicken nuggets, it's that they are chicken nuggets. I don't think there's anything wrong with chicken nuggets but that's what they are

>> No.13755680

>>13755647
>muh logic and facts
Dilate

>> No.13755690

>>13755680
???

>> No.13755697

>>13755035
Nuggies and tendies are peerless, the apogee of chicken. I know this is bait but I'm willing to fight over this

>> No.13755942

>>13755035
Holy shit, are you okay?

>> No.13755972

>>13755052
Anytizers? Fuck yeah man

>> No.13756002

>>13755035
>SONIC HEROES!

>> No.13756021

I actually agree. Fuck bonecucks. Nuggers are the way to go.

>> No.13756026

>>13755035
Who are you quoting?

>> No.13756045

>>13756021

wassup my nugger

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>>13755070
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personal kid.
*Pulls out katana with 1,000x folded steel blade*
If only you could have seen the CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIOOONNSSS!!!
*Cuts you clean in half with minimal resistance from your spine while your blood spews all over my blood and onto my hands*
Heh, I guess it's true what they say. A fool and his money are soon parted
*Pick up your wallet and proceed to chicken wings restaurant*
Uh, yes, I'll have the BONE IN buffalo please with blue cheese
*Eat chicken wings and lick fingers afterwards*
Oh SHIIIIT I forgot to wash my hands!
*Get carona virus and begin to develop a horrible cough*
God dammit. Not like this... not like this...
*Develop pneumonia and all anti-biotics are out of stock*
I guess, you gotta go when you gotta go.
*Kiss your mom goodbye*
I'm sorry about Anon... It was nothing personal. You're the only woman I've ever loved
*Slowly drift off into unconsciousness and ascend into heaven while I watch you burning in hell*

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>>13755035
Honestly I really want to find whoever drew this specific wojak and violently rape him with a shovel.