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13754925 No.13754925 [Reply] [Original]

fun fact - dominos in the US has a coupon for specialty pies to make them $8 each
additional fun fact - you can replace any topping in a specialty pie with toppings of your choose, so you can just choose the extravaganzza, a 10 topping pizza, and create an incredibly nutritious pizza with nearly 500 calories for only $8 a pie

I have checked their nutritional calculator to investigate which pizza toppings have the most calories, and doubled 5 of them rather than choosing 10 different toppings in order to maximize calories. I was also able to order extra sauce of the garlic parmesan variety bringing it to roughly 10.5 toppings worth of pizza

7840 calories for $16 + tax

bon' appetit /ck/

>> No.13754940

We talk about food here, sir.

>> No.13754963
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13754963

>>13754940
How is this different from any other culinary creation?

>> No.13754973

>>13754963
got excited when I saw chorizo but the local place doesn't have it listed. also dominos is a fucking ripoff and isn't even that great

>> No.13755017

>>13754925
Thanks for the tip, anon. I’ll save it for my next unemployment bender.

>> No.13755025

>>13754925
the amount of dominos shilling on this board is absurd.
to the domino's marketing team, no we do not give a fuck about your shitty pizzas

>> No.13755241

>>13755025
Okay fags aside what's your main order from Chadino's, /ck/

For me it's a large pizza with bacon and light garlic, chocolate lava cake, amd a 32 piece bread bites. Usually i drink milk or water with the food, but occasionally ill grab an Arizona

>> No.13755338

>>13755241
nobody cares faggot

>> No.13755481

>>13755338
Umm i'm gonna kiss you if you dont tell me your favorite piza

>> No.13755509
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13755509

Just getting started

>> No.13755553

Dominos used to be my favorite place to order from but then they upped their delivery fee to fucking $7.50, I don't like them so much to pay $4 more than the other places.

>> No.13755558

Dominos is actually not shit. Maybe it's because mine is all staffed by white people. They're easily comparable to other chain pizzas and usually have fresher ingredients where I'm at.

also 6 bucks each for mediums is nice.

>> No.13755566

>>13755241
>32 piece bread bites
What's it like living life with diabetes?

>> No.13755605

>>13754925
>incredibly nutritious pizza with nearly 500 calories for only $8 a pie
You mean per slice? 500*8 is 4000 calories per pizza

>> No.13755660

>>13755566
Couldnt tell you, i have no health problems whatsoever

>> No.13755854

>>13755660
maybe when you can afford real pizza you can afford to go to the doctors office so that they can tell you how fucked up your body is

>> No.13755953

>>13755854
I went to the doctors literally a month ago for a routine checkup and they said im in perfect health lmao. Not sure why you need to cope over me eating pizza

>> No.13756092

>>13755509
my goal was to keep the coupon intact as well, otherwise you could just order 100 pizzas

>> No.13756109

>>13754925
k wheres the coupon then? most franchises can opt out coupons so it may not work for some.

>> No.13756131

>>13754925
Why are Americans obsessed at calling pizzas 'pies'

>> No.13756145

>>13756109
Use the Nationwide 2 for 6 each coupon, then it should mention speciality pies for 2 bucks more.

If your dominos excludes it you're in the pitiful disgusting pizza minority

>> No.13756332

>>13756131
I dunno, why do you think you as an obvious ESL who hasn't mastered prepositions yet have any basis of determining what is or isn't an odd word in English?

>> No.13756442

>>13754925
Pizza delivery is pure poison don't try and goose the perception by throwing around"nutrients" like a fag

>> No.13756769

>>13756332
>have any basis of determining what is or isn't an odd word in English?
Not him but what basis do Americans have when it isn't even their own language? Calling a pizza a pie is fucking stupid. Distinctions exist for a reason.

>> No.13756770

>>13754925
I used to order the garden veggie pizza and swap every veggie for a meat. Was hilarious getting a garden veggie pizza without any veggies.

>> No.13756773

>>13756769
>have when it isn't even their own language?
Dumbest thing I've ever read, stay ignorant.

>> No.13756920

>>13756773
He's right tho.

>> No.13757148
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13757148

>>13756920
No he's not. Get raped, Nigel

>> No.13757178

>>13754925
What a deal and you're not including delivery taxes, fees, and tip so in the end it probably comes out to about $35, those chains are nothing but scumbag ripoff artists.

>> No.13757181

Maybe even closer to $40.

>> No.13757187

>>13756769
American English is the true lineage of the language, the people left behind in Europe corrupted it

>> No.13757189

>>13757178
>and you're not including delivery taxes, fees, and tip
You know you can just drive there and not pay any of those but taxes, right?

>> No.13757194

>>13757187
We can't forget our heritage of English.
Credit is due and forgetting that would be stupid.

>> No.13757200

>>13757194
English people should be mad that the old germans came and near completely supplanted Britains's own language. Not mad at Americans for being the current owners of that language

>> No.13757201

>>13757189
Or just walk there, there is a mom & pop Italian joint, run by Italians about a half a block from me. It's not some chain run by indians or pakis.

>> No.13757205

>>13757201
>Or just walk there
yeah, obviously depending on where you live you either walk or drive

>> No.13757211

>>13754925
>Nearly 8000 calories in a single medium pizza
Good lord

>> No.13757212

>>13757200
The problem with germans is that old goosestepping top down bullshit that they never got over. With England we had the beginnngs of our Constitution, Declaration of Independence, and Federalist Papers. Look into that vs top down german goosepping.

>> No.13757218

>>13757205
Walking is always good plus I get some fresh air.

>> No.13757222

>>13757200
The history of the people of Britian is just full of stuff like this, first the Romans come, then the Germans, then the Norman French. Your actual native tongue is basically dead and now you have this mutt language you can't even speak as well as Americans

>> No.13757224

>>13757200
They did kind of start it with all kinds of things, the Magna Carta for instance.

>> No.13757231

Credit's due where credit's due.

>> No.13757233

>>13757224
The Magna Carta was never even enforced, and it was just a weak king slightly giving power to regional lords, definitely didn't give the people any power

>> No.13757257

>>13757233
I know but it was a start and we built on that.

>> No.13757264

>>13757233
Nothing is ever perfect from the beginning.

>> No.13757268

>>13757264
Actually the Magna Carta was widely forgotten to history until the early modern period

It wasn't really the start of anything

>> No.13757273

>>13757268
It certainly was to the founding documents of the USA.

>> No.13757279

>>13757268
It's as if you Brits forgot about your founding documents.

>> No.13757283

>>13757273
Kind of, not really though. The founders certainly were aware of it, and used its existence as a sort of selling point. They used it more to justify the historical precedent of making the king beholden to more than divine autocracy. But it didn't materially influence the founders in any significant way

>> No.13757289

>>13757279
they literally did forget about it for hundreds of years

>> No.13757294

>>13757283
You're wrong on that point. Washington could have made himself emperor or king but he chose not to. Look into the history of the USA.

>> No.13757297

>>13755017
I don't really get the joke

>> No.13757303

>>13757289
We still appreciate our british older bros, if we tell them it'll just go straight to their heads.

>> No.13757304

>>13757294
Are you implying Washington didn't make himself king because he was influenced by the Magna Carta?

Your statement is absolutely true, but I don't see how it is opposed to my previous statement in any way

He was more influenced by the idea of the Roman Cincinnatus than any English figure

>> No.13757317

>>13757304
George Washington thought it out and was thinking of the future of the USA instead of himself, that's why he didn't allow himself to be made king or emperor.

>> No.13757319

>>13757304
Sometimes people think of the future instead of themselves.

>> No.13757321

>>13757317
Yeah, what does that have to do with Magna Carta tho?

>> No.13757325

>>13757321
I already wrote that, it was the base for our founding documents.

>> No.13757333

>>13757321
Plus we know English, sometimes even better than the English.

>> No.13757343

>>13757325
and then said it wasn't really the base of our documents here:
>>13757283
and you respond saying Washington was good, which I agree with, but don't see how it was related to the previous comments

The Magna Carta was a document that our founders considered symbolically important, but its content didn't really influence their ideas much, it certain wasn't the base of our founding documents

>> No.13757354

>>13757343
It did base a lot philosophically, there's multiple levels of stuff
1 philosophical
2 strategic
3 tacticial
4 ... other stuff

>> No.13757364

>>13757343
You should look into the founding documents of the USA, The Federalist Papers for instance.

>> No.13757371

>>13757364
You should look into what Magna Carta was saying

>> No.13757375

The Federalist Papers were required reading even in high school.

>> No.13757391

>>13757371
I know what it was saying, it was saying that the king didn't have any support anymore from his dukes and lords and lacked authority to chop their heads in the Tower of London.

>> No.13757416

>>13757391
What I am saying is the Magna Carta was important as a symbol of a document trying to limit the king's power (even though it was never enforced), but the text of the document was not materially important to the people writing our founding texts

>> No.13757430

>>13757416
That was what parliament came to be, the House of Commons and the House of Lords, the took over the power of the purse from the king, made that monarchy nothing more than a figurehead.

>> No.13757438

>>13757430
This was a precursor to the Congress of the USA.

>> No.13757448

>>13757430
>That was what parliament came to be, the House of Commons and the House of Lord
no, Parliament did not begin with the Magna Carta

>> No.13757461

>>13757448
It was philosophically part of why it became to be, one can even go back to Greek and Roman times for even further thinking.

>> No.13757467

It seems like England just wanted to be left alone, just like we did in the USA.

>> No.13757470

>>13757461
It is genuinely unclear if the first parliaments in England were even aware of Magna Carta

>> No.13757475

>>13757470
Yeah maybe, but I think ultimately that they were. Maybe they wouldn't have had a parliament otherwise, and a bicamerical one at that.

>> No.13757493

>>13757470
Maybe the dukes and lords took over from the king, they controlled the purse strings.

>> No.13757502

>>13757493
that was just the nature of feudalism, the king did not have the resources or organization to collect most of the taxes directly, so he was required logistically to go through the local lords

>> No.13757505

>>13757502
always follow the money, always

>> No.13757518

>>13757505
In England, unlike most of Europe, these minor lords effectively leveraged this power into Parliament and maintained and expanded this power as feudalism died, mainly starting with the English Civil War and much moreso upon the "Glorious Revolution" (or the Dutch conquest of England, however you want to see it)
These systems don't really trace their roots to Magna Carta and didn't really get going for hundreds of years afterwards

>> No.13757547

>>13757518
The one cool thing that England has is that the eldest gets everything instead of it being spread around to every young kid.

>> No.13757554

>>13757547
That way the land stays correct and the title doesn't get screwed up and torn down.

>> No.13757560

>>13754925
FUCK DOMINOS. THEIR STUPID ONLINE ORDERING DEFAULTS TO SQUARE CUT. SOMETIMES THEY IGNORE YOUR ORDER FOR PIE CUT AND SEND IT SQUARE CUT ANYWAY

>> No.13757570

>>13757560
That's because its dominos and they want to fuck you in the ass for a load of dough. Don't be stupid, don't order from those assholes but if you do use a fake email address.

>> No.13757577

>>13757560
For a proper square cut get a nomma pizza, it's like a Sicilian but thinner and has basil leaves on the cuts.

>> No.13757659

>>13754925
PAPA JOHN HIRE THIS MAN

>> No.13757989

>>13755509
do you really need that many?

>> No.13758034

>>13757148
>Nigel
Bong-obsessed