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Chicken tikka masala

>> No.13754899

>>13754890
>bloody diarrhea on rice.

>> No.13754906

>>13754899
Why would you know what bloody diarrhea looks like, anon?

>> No.13754913

>>13754906
Because I've survived colon cancer.
t.old guy

>> No.13754922

>>13754913
congrats on surviving cancer

>> No.13754924

>>13754922
This board will give it to me again.

>> No.13754931

Anyone else call it chikka tikka sikka and say chikka tikka sikka over and over again out loud while eating chikka tikka sikka?

>> No.13754966
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13754966

A month ago, after work I stopped by Indian placed and had some chicken tikka. While eating it I bit down on a suspiciously hard piece of chicken. And hour later I'm nearly shitting myself, I would have shat myself if I didn't find a gas station. When I finally got to the bathroom I pulled my pants down and shit started projecting out of my ass as I sat down. After finishing I look around and there's no toilet paper, so I have to waddle to the door and stick my head and call to one of the gas station guys to get me a roll of paper. When I was done cleaning myself and the toilet I walked out and thanked the guy but he wouldn't make eye contact with me.

>> No.13755028

>>13754924
Based shit talking boomer.

>> No.13755319

>>13755028
>what is gen X?

>> No.13756775

>>13754890
what about it?

>> No.13757932

>>13756775
its a slop a shit

>> No.13759207

>>13754890
OOO MASALA YOU GON MAKE ME SQUIRT (out my ass)

>> No.13759215

>>13754890
>plain rice
Come on OP

>> No.13759234

Looks good. Sans the whole white rice shit.

I did something similar tonight. Ground turkey meatballs in prego "farmers market" spaghetti sauce over brown rice.

>> No.13759295

a well made curry is the best food

>that richness
>that creaminess
>that heat
>that intermingling of spices