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[Anonymous No.13754736]

>Would you like to donate one dollar to children's leukemia research?

[Anonymous No.13754755]

>>13754736
No, but now that you mention it, i'll have an order of rangoons

[Anonymous No.13754757]

Sure just deduct it from your tip :)

[Anonymous No.13754759]

>>13754757
Do you unironically tip at panda express?

[Anonymous No.13754760]

>>13754736
>"uh..NO? Let me speak to your manager."
>manager comes out
>"Listen here buddy, this disgusting chink just spat her corona germs on me asking if I wanted to donate to a nigger baby salvation fund"
>I'm sorry sir, I will have her (male) taken care of immediately
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

[Anonymous No.13754771]

>>13754759
i didn't look at the name tag

[Anonymous No.13754772]

>>13754760
Based!

[Anonymous No.13754778]

>>13754736
that nigga name not Mike lmao probably Chang,

[Anonymous No.13754791]

>>13754736
there is nothing wrong with donating to these causes
corporations can actually take advantage of tax deductions while you cant
better off giving it to them

[Anonymous No.13754802]

>>13754791
give us your income

[Anonymous No.13754810]

No thank you, not today. WOULD YOU LIKE TO ROUND UP YOUR TOTAL?

[Anonymous No.13754818]

>>13754736
"Nah, that way you have to pay taxes instead of trying to write it off."

[Anonymous No.13754827]

>>13754818
>you
The employee is not the one getting the write off you silly billy

[Anonymous No.13754836]

I hope Mike is being paid a livable wage for his services.

[Anonymous No.13754862]

>>13754818
He’s talking about the company fool.

[Anonymous No.13754933]

>>13754836
Mike will have to live with it whether or not he likes what he's being paid

[Anonymous No.13754939]

>>13754736

[Anonymous No.13754984]

>>13754736
Sure, if you have the charities tax ID so that I might include it on my Form 1040 Schedule A. I need it now.