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That's right I'm vegan, 6' 3", and 220lbs. Got any problems?

>> No.13748061
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>>13748056
>oops. posted wrong picture. This is me

>> No.13748066

>>13748056
>220lbs
how much of that is fat? also, do you suck dicks?

>> No.13748074

>>13748056
>this sweet potato and broccoli should take the same time to cook
fucking retarded vegans...

>> No.13748077

>>13748056
post body

>> No.13748081

>>13748056
>6'3"
How malnourished are you to think that's tall?

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>>13748056

>> No.13748094

I just can't see why anyone would eat broccoli instead of brussels sprouts, brocooli is so limp and gross texture-wise in comparison.

>> No.13748103

>>13748056
post ur bolypius

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>>13748081
>Manlet detected

>> No.13748113

>>13748087
>filename
looks like he really made it. so if this wasn't for his twink ass boifriend, this isn't bait.

>> No.13748114

>>13748094
>brussels sprouts
Chewable farts
>But if you cook them in blah, blah, blah
Yeah, make them taste like anything but the disgusting little farts that they are.

>> No.13748117

>>13748113
Cooking a pan of vegetables does not make you a vegan. It makes you normal. Claiming to be a vegan, posting veggies, and posting body dimensions (likely fake,) is bait.

>> No.13748120

>>13748114
The flowers or whatever of broccoli taste way more farty that any part of the brussel sprout

>> No.13748122

>>13748112
Love that pic. The 3 inches of hair makes Mr Mini Wop look so much taller.

>> No.13748123

>>13748074
How do you know he added them at the same time retard

>> No.13748125

>>13748120
>knowing what farts taste like
anon...

>> No.13748126

>>13748056
I got a problem with your zero char on at the very least your broccoli, famalam
if I were vegan, I'd eat nothing but sweet potato desu

>> No.13748129

>>13748120
> taste way more farty
I'll take phrases never before uttered for $1000, Alex.

>> No.13748140

>>13748125
>>13748129
We can all sit here and pretend we don't inhale our own farts with enthusiasm and fascination but that will not make it true my friends

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>>13748123
Because the broccoli is roasted and the sweet potato is raw, you stupid asshole

>> No.13748227

>be vegetarian for 10 years
>actually get fatter because I don't know what else to eat other than pasta

I'm over it now but still

>> No.13748634

>>13748074
You have to admit this stuff looks tasty

>> No.13748657

>>13748114
I love all sulpheric farty veggies, cauliflower, cabbage, broc, chinese broc, kale, bok choi, kohrabi

>> No.13748666

>>13748056
Health problems? Nope, I'm not vegan.

>> No.13748674

>>13748056
post body

>> No.13748686

>>13748674

OP here. There was a typo: I'm 4'3", 220lbs, and vegan.

I gots serious problems with blood pressure and diabetes.

>> No.13748698

>>13748634
Doesn’t look tasty at all. He threw some veggies on a pan and inadequately roasted them.

>> No.13748833

>>13748698
Actually OP here. They're went complete yet. Had them for lunch and they were pretty tasty. The sweet potatoes were cut thinly enough not up be a problem. Having the left overs for dinner :)

>> No.13748842

>>13748698
doesn't look like they're cooked yet so either you're right he's retarded or he's just turning them

>> No.13748858

>>13748056
Yeah. I'm starting to feel like my girlfriend only stays in our relationship because she's so fond of my dog.

>> No.13748870

>>13748056
WHy would you cook chickpeas in a nonstick grill pan?

>> No.13748874

>>13748858
“Lose” the dog for a week and see what happens.

>> No.13748891

>>13748833
You’re a liar
>>13748842
That’s the point. The broccoli is done but nothing else is, especially the sweet potato, because they have different cook times and op is a retard. He cooks like my brother; starts everything at the same time and only one thing is cooked right while everything else is either undercooked or overcooked. I skew my start times so everything finishes at the same time.

>> No.13748911

>>13748056
Give it another year and you'll be 6'3 100lbs.

>> No.13748917

>>13748891
The broccoli could stand a few more minutes in the oven. The problem for me here is the garbanzo beans. I actually broil them unseasoned until browning before tossing them in some oil/seasoning and baking them on high until crunchy. I find that if you don't dry them out in the broiler the oil locks in the moisture and they are mushy when chewed, especially if undercooked.

>> No.13748929

>>13748833
>They're went
Already getting that vegan brain fog

>> No.13749013

>>13748911
5 years strong and don't crave meat at all :)

I can't imagine why anyone would want to remain a slave to their gluttonous desires. Not being able to go a day without meat (most Americans) is just sad

>> No.13749019

>>13749013
Too obvious

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>>13749019
Is it really that hard to believe? Seems like Big Meat had for you right where they want you

>> No.13749083

>>13749041
imagine being so desperate for attention from strangers on the internet that it would make you larp this hard

>> No.13749088

>>13749013
You cant go a day without eating only veggies which is just sad

>> No.13749097

I knew I shouldn’t have given that (you) so freely

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>>13749088

>> No.13749113

>>13749105
>still larping
4 more years, leftist

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>>13749083
Imagine being so brainwashed that you have to go on a righteous crusade to justify your lust for animal flesh

>> No.13749126

Why is this guy always shitting up threads with his America obsession? It’s sad. Like the anons who go into trap threads and complain about girldicks

>> No.13749170

>>13749119
I’m just being me not giving a fuck about what people like you think. Animals are delicious and I value the life of a cow the same as I value the life of a dog or human; I don’t. If you aren’t my wife or kids, you’re nothing but potential food.

>> No.13749171

>>13748081
on the internet, no one knows I'm 4'7"

>> No.13749175

>>13749170
You could split atoms with that much edge

>> No.13749179

>>13748056
Why would anyone in their right mind even care who eats what

>> No.13749183

>>13749179
manlets, mostly

>> No.13749193

>>13749175
It’s not edgy. I simply don’t care. I walked away from my blood family in the middle of the night almost 20 years ago and never once bothered to check if they are even still alive. If you aren’t my wife or kids, you are nothing to me. I simply cannot be bothered enough to care.

>> No.13749199

>>13749179
Well if the chinaman would stop eating everything that fucking moves we wouldn’t be dealing with Corona-Chan right now.

>> No.13749206

>>13749199
>he still thinks it wasn’t created in a lab

>> No.13749214

>>13749170
So edgy. How will we all cope with all that alpha.

>> No.13749222

>>13749206
Shut up, Deng. We know your raw bat penis growing soup caused this mess.

>> No.13749272

Real talk though, despite OPs terrible cooking technique, we do need to stop eating as many animals. Our environment can't sustain it

>> No.13749285

>>13749272
>our environment
Fuck off its mine

>> No.13749291

>>13749214
you really need to stop being such a pussy...
>>13749222
You’re a fucking retard if you think saying it was grown in a lab and accidentally released into the public is the cover-up story and not the story being covered up...

>> No.13749293

>>13748061
fpbp

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>>13749088
Wait, do you actually go a day without eating any greens???

>> No.13749375

>>13749294
Carnivore diet bro, Ive only ate meat and organs for 6 months.

>> No.13749390

>>13749375
YOU'RE DESTROYING THE PLANET!!!!
HOW DARE YOU!!!

>> No.13749459

>>13749375
How nasty are your shits?

>> No.13749510

>>13749291
You’re not replying to who you think you are, edgy mcedgeson.

>> No.13749517

>>13749510
fuck off reddit

>> No.13749525

>>13748056
Yeah. You rated My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy a little too low, Fantano.

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>>13748056
not really. It's a well known fact that plant-diets reduce estrogen and increase height in kids.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1855500

>> No.13749592

>>13748056
Were you raised that way? All the kids of vegans I know hate their parents for making them weak.

>> No.13749598

>>13749517
no u, edgy edgefag

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>>13749592
No, made the switch to vegetarian about 6 years ago then transitioned to vegan from there since I didn't have too many animal products anyways.

Wasn't hard surprisingly

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OP here again. Having the leftovers for dinner at the office.

>> No.13749718

>>13749684
Are you a trans person?

>> No.13749727

>>13748056
lots of people go on vegan diets

>> No.13749733

>>13749718
Wouldn't you like to know ;)

>> No.13749785

>>13748056
Threadly reminder: OP IS A FAGGOT

>> No.13749877

when I turned vegetarian I just cut out the meat and didn't substitute anything, now I'm 100lbs and malnourished

thinspo tho

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I gotta tell ya. I dated a vegan girl once. One time she farted in the middle of the night; one of those silent death ones. It woke me up and had me looking out the window wondering if a dumptruck tipped over or a sewer backed up or something. No, it was her horrific, stinky ass!

>> No.13750557

>>13749193
>bragging about this
honestly if you feel this way or even romanticize feeling this way, the best course of action is to seek psychiatric help. not even trying to be insulting but nobody is happy living that way

i love every living thing on this planet equally, regardless of their mistakes

>> No.13750926

>>13748056
>6' 3"
didn't know they stacked faggot that high

>> No.13750932

>>13748056
no not really and i dont really care

>> No.13750934

>>13748087
Are any of those baits actually good eating? I always wondered if breaded and deep fried leeches would be good.

>> No.13750937

>>13750557
you dont realise its not a brag do you

>> No.13751213

>>13749193
Do you torture and kill people for fun

>> No.13751444

>>13749684
Don't forget to tell everyone you're vegan and shows them your food before you eat it aswell.

>> No.13752000

>>13748056
Looks disgusting. I have nothing against veganism but why do they always appear as if they're trying to the less flavorful dishes they can. Never any sauces, never grilling almost no fat. I think a lot of vegans don't have a issue with meat as much as with food in general.

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>vegan
Imagine actually living in the first world with access to all kinds of highly nutritious food and then choosing to be malnourished

>> No.13752097

Vegans won't eat meat because they're zoophiles. Don't engage with people into bestiality. They're not right in the head.

>> No.13752102

>>13748056
How many calories is that, 200?

>> No.13752234

>>13752097
Very based post

>> No.13753304

>>13752097
Let's get real; men admit to being lolicons and still get married and have kids. this is a non-issue when compared

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>>13748056

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>>13753304
Or worse, they’re black men

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>ITT

>> No.13754179

>>13754121
Did your feefees get hurt? Maybe try incorporating cauliflower into your mashed potatoes like drumpfs doctor did so there's that.

>> No.13754196

>>13749684
You know being a vegan does not mean you need to eat like a fag right?
Get some at least some mushrooms in there for fucks sake.

>> No.13754214

>>13748056
I'm 6'2, 195 and I'd eat that in a heartbeat. Looks good Anon. If you are militant vegan though, that's pretty gay.

>> No.13754219

>>13748056
Oh, you obviously live in a nice house. Replace that coil stove!