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13741105 No.13741105 [Reply] [Original]

ring a ling a ding ding, ding DONG ding

whaddya want?

>> No.13741111

>>13741105
Dr. Dre?

>> No.13741181

>>13741105
I want to be forced to do.... things

>> No.13741225

What do ice cream men do for a living in the winter?

>> No.13741232

I only eat frozen desserts from may to august.
Even then, I have them sparingly and they have to actually be good.
This business should either be heavily taxed our outright illegal.

>> No.13741247

>>13741105

YEAH LEMME GET UHHHHHHHHHHH
4 ICE TICKLES
2 FLINSTONES PUSH POPS
A PACK OF BUBBLE GUM CIGARETTES
AND THAT CAP GUN IN THE BACK, MY NIGGA.

>> No.13741251

>>13741225
Ice cream is becoming more popular in the Winter.

>> No.13741268
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>> No.13741281
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>>13741268
I want someone to fire that watermelon bomb pop out of a bazooka straight into my gay asshole .

>> No.13741285

>>13741225
drugs mostly

>> No.13741310
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>>13741281
fuckin loved those ye

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>> No.13741349

>>13741105
>Pare si hay Ninos
This used to be America.
Also
>Sugar Boys Ice Cream

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13741395

>>13741105
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE BARS
AAAAAAAA

>> No.13741408

Snow cone every time

>> No.13741425

I’ll take Snow storm, Choco taco, 4 mango lolipops, and one of this Chinese fire crackers that you throw on the ground and makes a pop noise

>> No.13741631

>>13741105
No sonic Ice Cream? Fuck it I'll take a snoopy.

>> No.13741633

>>13741408
this.

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>>13741181
Ok. Take a shower and go to sleep, loser.

>> No.13741662

>>13741331
how old are you? "honey tom" hasnt been remotely funny or not misconstrued as racist since at least the 80s

>> No.13741666

>>13741105
not to be raped mister

>> No.13741671

I got the minions ice cream the other day and got diarrhea.

>> No.13741903

>>13741105
Do these guys actually make any money or are they all selling drugs on the side?
I can't imagine ice cream trucks make more than $30-$40 a day anymore.

>> No.13742340

I demand a Rarest of Pepes ice cream bar, only the froggiest of icememes for this special boy

But give it to me real fast before mommy sees I'm spending my allowance on the chilly-treats truck again

>> No.13742368

>>13741903
>they all selling drugs on the side?

Wouldn't be surprised desu

>> No.13742480

>>13741105
I have ice cream in my freezer because I want my kids to have both ice cream and a debt free college education.

>> No.13742484

>>13741105
I'll just take an eight ball this time.

>> No.13742506

>>13741105
Ice cream sandwich and a pack of candy cigarettes, the good kind where if you blow into one end, a buff of white powder comes out the other.

>> No.13742623

>>13741395
this. and a choco taco for the road

>> No.13742628

>>13742340
cringe

>> No.13742631

>>13741105
Sonic is the only choice.

>> No.13742642

>>13741105
how much for fresh children please?

>> No.13742718

>>13741105
give me the sugar boys special

>> No.13742740
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bip bip! what would you like today sir!

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>>13741105
What are some kino ice cream truck tunes, lads? The one that goes through my neighborhood always plays turkey in the straw

>> No.13742932

>>13741111
dr. dre's dead, he's locked in my basement

>> No.13743087

>>13742891
pretty sure that's literally the only song any ice cream truck plays in the US. although this mexican one sounds... different: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zGJq6k3Q-s

>> No.13743090

>>13742740
are all these ice creams halal?

>> No.13743126

>>13741105
i had a dream where an ice cream truck stopped for me, and my mind created all these fake flavors that looked absolutely real that I still remembered when I woke up.
I'll never get to know what a Gushers Bomb Pop would taste like now.

Anyways Spic, give me 3 snowcones.

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>>13743090
idk, dont recognize a lot of the brands (but i like IT'S-IT) although some of the items are Popsicle brand definitely. Maybe they're just kosher, kosher is ok for halal purposes a lot of the time i think.

>> No.13743147

fun fact, the song that most ice cream trucks play is called "nigger love a watermelon"

https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2014/05/11/310708342/recall-that-ice-cream-truck-song-we-have-unpleasant-news-for-you

>> No.13743164

>>13741105
i want to get diddled in the back of the ban

>> No.13743177

>>13743130
>It's-It
yeah, but what is it?

>> No.13743256

4 choco tacos post haste my good sir.

>> No.13743270

>>13741225
Nobody drives an ice cream truck for a living, it's a side job you do on the side because the money from it is absolutely shit, it's like uber with ten times the overhead and a fifth of the profit

>> No.13743281

For me, it's the gumball baseball mitt.

>> No.13743328

>>13743177
Deliciousness, especially if they have the cappuccino flavor.

>> No.13743368

>>13741268
Fudge bar
Star Bar vanilla
chocolate sundae crunch
Big vanilla wich
Big nea wich
cnc big dipper
vanilla big dipper
Tweety
Turtle
Sonic
Sponge bob
choco taco

>> No.13743406

Im all about the red white and blue pops

>> No.13743523

>>13743147
The article itself says that the melody is the same as Turkey in the Straw, so it's disingenuous to claim that ice cream vans aren't playing Turkey in the Straw. Incidentally, sorry, UK, but Turkey in the Straw is a much better ice cream van music than Greensleeves.

>> No.13743641

>>13743368
this is like bubble bass animal style on a raft make it swim thing. i think i know most of these although big nea wich took me a second, and i had to google star bar and big dipper.

that'll be $30.24 with th tax and if you tip a couple bucks of that change ill get which ones i can out of the back boxes that're real hard frozen.

>>13743523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhb2V4T84zg something to watch out for in the UK for sure...alarming

>> No.13743655

>>13743641
Greensleeves is great if I want to buy a leg of mutton from a wizard at a Ren Faire, but not so much for ice cream.

>> No.13743700

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzrWtFCXvhY

>> No.13744372

>>13743147
>npr
>misconstruing the facts
say it aint so!

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>>13741268
cumball eyes?

>> No.13744406

Do ice cream trucks even still exist?
Back when I was little I would always get the spongebob shaped bar with gumball eyes. Shit was so good and you could never find it in the store.

>> No.13744417

>>13741105
a) keep their heads ringin
2) if they have the ultra rare almond crunch always get it, if not it's the oreo big dipper, ice cream sandwich, chocolate chip ice cream sandwich, or mega missile aka america cone aka 4th of july pop

>> No.13744591

>>13741105
yeah i want 3 choco tacos and a rocket popsicle and how much did you want for that mew card? 20 bucks? ill give you 10 bucks my dude.

>> No.13744630

>>13743147

The ice cream truck in my neighborhood played the Entertainer by Scott Joplin.

>> No.13744688

>>13742740
A pint of acetone peroxide and one ammonium nitrate, please. Allahu akbar my man.

>> No.13744733

>>13741268
Where do you find this shit? Besides the basic shit like ice cream sandwiches and bomb pops I've yet to find shit like the spiderman or spongebobo bars in any store. It's like they only sell them to ice cream trucks.

>> No.13744746

>>13744733

That's probably exactly it.

>> No.13744783

>>13744733
>>13744746
this but also, sometimes rando convenience stores/gas stations have ice cream freezers that basically have an icecreamtruck selection in them. i swear this turkish cornerstore by me has spongebobs but i dont have a pic. try highway rest stops or gas stations though - basically anywhere anyone with kids is likely to stop long enough for the kids to whine for them.

>> No.13744862

>>13744403
God the "gumball eyes" are absolutely revolting, they taste like powdery rubber

>> No.13744963

>>13742891
let me get some of those toot spoops nigga

>> No.13745186

>>13744862

I mean, you freeze chewing gum, what d'you expect to happen?

>> No.13745197 [DELETED] 

>>13741268
Those sherbet pushpops were the best as a kid

>> No.13745232

>>13744403

>someone had to design that ice cream bar
>knowing full well the real thing would only ever be a smudgey, unrecognizable, cockeyed mess

A moment of silence

>> No.13745265

>>13741268
sour wower or watermelon bomb pop

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>>13743177
I never tried those until I was an adult because as a kid the packaging always seemed eerie and off-putting.

>> No.13745268

Has anyone ever had a choco taco where the shell wasn't chewy?

>> No.13745276 [DELETED] 

>>13745268
Only the store bought ones

>> No.13745279

>>13741395
my dad was the ice cream man, that and the chocolate eclair bar was +ss-tier

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>>13741268
Is that a goddamn Sonic popsicle? Why the fuck would I want anything OTHER than the fucking Sonic popsicle?

>> No.13745728

>>13741268
for me, its the cherry banana split

>> No.13745737

>>13741105Spongebob pop my slick ice cold nigga

>> No.13745744

Do they still make the Sailor Moon ones? I only ask because I remember still seeing those in fucking 2007 way after they stopped airing the show in the States.

>> No.13745751

>>13741225
Hibernate

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for me...

>> No.13745770

>>13745751
Have sex.

>> No.13745931

>>13741225

On the first day of winter, the ice cream man parks his van somewhere quiet, turns off the engine, goes into the back and climbs into the freezer.

There, ensconced in a nest of pushpops, drumsticks, and novelty ice cream bars, he awaits the first day of spring.

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huh? where's old joe the good humor guy? i think he retired - we bought this route off his son i think, really a steal. whole estate went for next to nothing - skeevy looking son, I'm guessing a meth thing. We picked up the truck, too, but it was just so big and ugly! and that hideous neon menu! it was just too much, so we had it scrapped, and invested the profits in this cute little bakery van, which we've painted pastel pink and added modern ghetto rims to (???).

anyway, yes we do have popsicles! no, not popsicle-brand popsicles - not those factory formed icecubes - we have handmade popsicles! We have a whole 12 varieties! no, we don't have "Sonic pops", but if you say pretty please, my hotwife will crudely draw sonic on top of your single scoop cup. $7.49 thank you! see you at the next public park jazz festival. no, we don't do schools or playgrounds, my hotwife & i both have sun-activated eczema, so we focus more on drunk hipsters falling out of bars, and stoners walking around parks at night. It's a good business, loose wallets. Have you seen what we charge for a milkshake?

>> No.13746130

>>13743090
>>13744688
That's not a Muslim, Anons.

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>>13741268
>not having golden gaytimes

>> No.13746381

>>13743700
based

>> No.13746384

>>13744733
Restaurant Supply Stores will have it. Check out Smart Foodservice or a Sodexo store

>> No.13746390

>>13744403
>with CUMBALL eyes

>> No.13746391

I fucking loved the bubble gum pops. Riteaid cotton candy is my favorite ice cream flavor to this day and I'm 29.

>> No.13746408

>>13741105
I fucked with the Two-ball Screwballs yo. All the snowcones really. And the Good Humor chocolate chip cookie is dank and underrated.

>> No.13746416

>>13743087
The one I grew up with in Arkansas had that song. But Turkey in the Straw is seen as a racist song in some urban areas

>> No.13746433

99, 10 fags, a bag of space raiders and a lager and lime lolly m8

>> No.13746446

>>13744733
They have the SpongeBob ones at the Gas Station by my house , the store is called a Ton Thumb (Florida)

>> No.13746818

>>13743147
https://newrepublic.com/article/117792/racist-ice-cream-song-story-nprcom-wrong

>> No.13748312

>>13742891

The only ones I've ever heard were that and the Entertainer.

There's probably a shitload of public-domain songs you could use though.

>This Land Is Your Land
>Midnight Special
>Korobeiniki/Tetris Theme A
>The Fox
>Spanish Ladies
>Molly Malone
>Cherries Are Ripe
>The Battle Hymn of the Republic
>When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again

>> No.13748715

>>13748312
The ones near me play the infernal galop, aka the cancan

>> No.13748746

>>13748715

Tell me they at least play some of the leadup, and don't just loop the eight bars that are burned into everyone's memory.

>> No.13748771

>>13748746
They do the whole thing basically

>> No.13749423

>>13748312
>>13742891
I remember the ice cream truck that used to drive around when I was a kid played Moonlight Sonata.

>>13741268
I wouldn't be surprised if those were the same old freezer-burned shitty teenage mutant ninja turtle pops they had back when I was a kid in the 90s.
Strawberry shortcake bars and chocotacos were always the best.

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Do you need any kind of license to sell ice cream to children out of a van? Like does the health department have to inspect it or something?

>> No.13749488

>>13741105
Most are pretty insipid but one time they came through blasting Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyrie." That was pretty cool.

>> No.13749512

>>13741105
i used to love those strawberry cheesecake pops until figured out sugar is poison

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>>13741105
That remindes me of some old cheech and chong movie, up in smoke maybe?
LOL WEED D00D!

>> No.13749533

>>13749512
GTFO YOU HIPPY FREAK!

>> No.13749552

>>13749512
you could try making them yourself with sugarfree or w/e icecream, and sugarfree cookie/cake crumbs. ice cream is pretty easy to just mold to shape and refreeze if you just use a pint of strawberry (or vanilla? i think maybe strawberry sherbert in the core with a vanilla mantle then the cakecrumb crust. idk.)

>> No.13749588

>>13749552
I hate to tell you this but sugar's not going to kill you. It's just sugar, deal with it, if you can't deal with it then you just might have shitty genetics or dealing with marketing assholes from california.

>> No.13749596

california assholes like pelosi really like stuffing their agenda on others, they're serious scuzzbuckets

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>>13741105
This, every time.

>> No.13749614

>>13749601
It wouldn't be /ck otherwise.

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>>13741105
Check out those prices on the ice cream machine.

>> No.13749668

One cannot deny herbacious substances...

>> No.13749917

>>13749588
i didnt say it would, i like sugar a lot, i made an ice cream thread ffs. some people are diabetic but still want strawb shortcake, it's fine. do kind of want to make my own strawb shortcakes with high qual ice cream and cake crumbs tho.

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anyone ever seen these before? would be embarrassed to buy one irl, would feel like a brony or adult baby. probably frostingy as heck but i like how it has two layers. wish the other ones had two layers of core.

>> No.13750060

>>13749996
I've never seen those but I'd definitely try one.

>> No.13750066

>>13741225
What makes you think people don't eat ice cream in winter?

>> No.13750371

>>13749996

>would be embarrassed to buy one irl

Life's too fucking short to be concerned with what other people think of your tastes in ice-cream, anon.

Buy a cake bar. Live your dreams.

>> No.13750447

I'll take your entire stock of WWE ice cream bars and a choco taco, thanks.

>> No.13750559

>>13741105
uhhhh yeah, let me get a uhhhh, umm, #3

>> No.13750675

>>13744733
I remember as a kid I saw a store near my house that was a supplier for ice cream men and begged my mom to go because I wanted a Bugs Bunny pop. Turns out it wasn't a regular ice cream shop like I thought. They still were nice enough to sell me one.

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intrigued.... but why brown sugar cinnamon? would have preferred a fruit flavor, or maybe smores, for a more signature poptart flavor.

>> No.13750781

>>13741105
Do American ice cream trucks drive so fast that by the time the kids in the street have managed to beg money from their parents and run out to the kerb the truck is already driving up another street, pealing out its tune from afar like a distant memory? That's the story of my own childhood. I don't think they sought to make a profit. They were an early experiment in gangstalking techniques.

>> No.13750790

>>13750781
Usually in suburban areas they'd pull off into cul-de-sacs or side lanes and sit for a bit with the music blaring. In urban areas, they'd idle in back alleys or near children's parks.
If you didn't get an allowance and had to wake up your father who had passed out drunk at 2PM to ask him for cash, you were usually screwed.

>> No.13750812

a chocolate taco or a strawberry short bar

>> No.13750849

>>13745266
way better as an adult than as a kid, could hardly finish one as a young lad

>> No.13750967

>>13749445
i dont think so, every ice cream man i have ever seen has been either a mexican or asian
>be 6
>visit grandparents with brother and dad
>everyone hears ice cream man coming
>dad gives us money to run outside and see if we can catch it
>catch it
>brother buys ice cream sandwich and mexican candy
>i buy "mexican candy"
>open candy
>smells weird
>go into house
>dad asks what we got
>as he takes my candy, minus two
>brother says "ice cream and candy!"
>I say "i dont know"
>as i smell it
>"i think like sour candy"
>pop it into my mouth
>"taste nasty, i think have to bite it"
>dad screams
>"STOP, DONT BITE IT!"
>shows me firecracker warning on box
>makes me spit them out
>throws one on the ground outside
>it explodes so hard a piece of concrete breaks off
>he tells me
>"you're never buying candy again on your own"

>> No.13750998

>>13749996
I saw something close to that once when I got a new apartment, an aunt and uncle bought me a big thing of frozen bit things as a welcome to my new place. I really don't know what they were called maybe they were frozen yogurt bits but they were pretty cool when opening the apartment up, twenty years later I still don't know what those were called.

>> No.13751017

>>13749996
Looks a lot like a Gaytime. No meme, you can't make this shit up.

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>>13750967
You'll get nothing and like it!

>> No.13751023

>>13751017
Golden Gaytime, isn't that some Aussie shit?

>> No.13751031

For me, its spongebob.

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>>13751017

>> No.13751042

>>13751031
Fixed that for you
>for me it's spoogebob

>> No.13751171

>>13750967
Are you talking about those poppers because there is no way it could blow chunks off of concrete otherwise they'd be banned

>> No.13751212

>>13749996
>Muh masculinity!
More for me, faggot.

>> No.13752086

>>13749996
You know an ice cream driver won't care as long as you're giving him money, right? Any customer is fine.

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>>13751040
kind of hate the mcmintface meme but id try it and def buy the pina colada.