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13740076 No.13740076 [Reply] [Original]

making a toasty webm bread

>> No.13740094

>lemme just turn on my pink lights so I can make bedroom toast
trannies are actually nutso

>> No.13740131

Im not a regular feetfag but these are top-tier

>> No.13740142

breddy nice feet, even for a tranny

>> No.13740148

you're getting crumbs all over the floor

>> No.13740658

cute tranny feet

>> No.13740665

you guys are too online, its not a tranny, its a woman



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>> No.13740731

pretty nice rack, for a miscegenational tranny that is

>> No.13740833

I have that exact toaster I like it.

>> No.13740860

that is probably one of the strangest videos i have ever watched

why the hell would she think this is a good idea

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>> No.13740897

pretty sad to have to resort to boobs and such to get people to watch.

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>> No.13741693

wait a second.. is this a tranny? son of a bitch!

>> No.13742100

Because he gets a paid a lot of money for things like that.

>> No.13742112

I bet she can suck a grapefruit through a garden hose.

>> No.13742114

she'd probably blend the grapefruit into a smoothie first

>> No.13742116

Most males tried a vacuum cleaner as teenagers and are fully aware that a lot of suction is not even a little bit desirable.

>> No.13742127

>can maybe make toast

Feminism was a mistake

>> No.13742145
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Vintage Ja/ck/

>> No.13742150

I couldn't fit my dick into one

>> No.13742151

She's uglier than she thinks she is.

>> No.13742155
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>> No.13742156

whos dat girl on OPs wbm? my friend is asking. I swear it.

>> No.13742165

probably some faggot dude

>> No.13742173

probably but I still need the sauce tho
I mean, my friend needs.

>> No.13742184

>horrible clothing
>reasonable ingredients
>decent body
>poor choice of equipment

3/10 would allow her to give me a handjob.

>> No.13742189

the source is literally in this thread you fucking retard.

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oy, really
yeah Im a retard so what

>> No.13742305

Not to mention that it's also in the metadata, but I rarely even bother pointing that out nowadays.

>> No.13742316

After going though Jack's channel a few times I was kind of surprised at how much of his amusing stuff I haven't seen on here, especially the older videos, though I feel like I kind of ran out now. I guess I might start reposting soon. Well, it was fun while it lasted for sure.

>> No.13742385

>He doesn't put on pink lights so he can make bedroom toast

Check out this faggot

>> No.13742395

Im gonna post it lads

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>> No.13742643

Those look real nice and activated.

>> No.13742822

>smells the pizza
>"yep, that is pizza"

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Never forget that this fucking pig took the knife back to the store for a refund after making that video

>> No.13742902

>uses a ceramic knife to cut burnt wood

>> No.13742903

this is fucking delicious, the freshiest caviar you only can get. steve-o is just an idiot.

>> No.13742908

Asmr meets mukbang

>> No.13742909

That whole video is amazing. It was really tough picking up just one part and it doesn't work nearly as well without sound. If there's one video of Jack to watch it would be probably that one.

>> No.13742956

Gf eats toast every morning, from time to time she says she just hates toast but the next day the toaster is on the bench :D (i get up 1.5 hours after her).

>> No.13742970

bag of antlers

>> No.13743052

I fucking LOVE women

>> No.13743108

There is just so much fucking up /ck/ can't document it all

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>> No.13743234

I guess. I mean, the amusement really varies from video to video, so it's not like I would've anticipated to see them all, but the amount of videos that would feel like top pick was rather high.

>> No.13743316

I'm sure I've watched this guy making beans and mayo and other nasty shit
what's his channel? I assume his name is jack

>> No.13743347
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How can one man be so terrible at cooking?

>> No.13743380

cooking with jack show, or jakatak69

>> No.13743382

>those feet and hands

Fucking trannies are so delusional, it's actually sad.

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>> No.13743515

wtf why would you use the tranny lighting if you're not actually a tranny?

>> No.13743520

What's tranny lightning?

>> No.13743527

what are context clues?

>> No.13743550

It's another "ugly roastie thinks attractive women are actually trannies" meltdown

>> No.13743554

Too bad she's as ugly as a sin.

>> No.13743566

ayy lmao

>> No.13743574

I'm sure you're quite the catch

>> No.13743579

I'm not sure what is the relevance.

>> No.13743580

How do you make these?

>> No.13743587
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>> No.13743646

Looks much more spongey and less fluffy. Also missing raisins.

>> No.13743706

>8 yolks
>13 whites

What kind of trick are you trying to play on me here anon

>> No.13743911

you could make buns using those extra yolks

>> No.13743937

So what was the point of this, the food still looks like shit

>> No.13743945

seething tranny

>> No.13743953

And The Life of Brian is historically inaccurate.

>> No.13743970

when they put the combos i died

>> No.13743993

you take that back

>> No.13744011

Papist swine

>> No.13744039

>takes twice as long to make as a human would
>still spills half the toppings

Remind me again how "robots are the future"?

>> No.13744062

Women are terrible at comedy, what the fuck

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he's a case to be study

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>> No.13744543

watch contrapoints and you'll see why everyone thought it was


>> No.13744890

ignoring the sticker
what did he do wrong?

>> No.13744900
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Well for starters he posted an ancient ass webm that was never funny to begin with...

>> No.13744928

good point. he slammed plastic against an apple to create a plastic slammed apple most expertly.

>> No.13744931

imagine the smell

>> No.13744944

>too online
Is this a nice way of telling someone to go outside?

>> No.13745167

is the apparatus he is using designed to work in an other way?

>> No.13745291

yeah obviously

>> No.13745305

way too much sauce. so unnecesary. the dog should have enough flavor on its own. the triumph of the sauce, fascism in oour time

>> No.13745310

sorry to hear that anon. must be hard being this retarded

>> No.13745497

How's ja/ck/'s arm doing these days

>> No.13745688

I wonder what that guy did with his life after this. I think I'd stop using tinder for a while or something if this happened.

>> No.13745697

so at what temperature?

>> No.13745702

i hate living in a big city that barely have any dog stands, the only ones available are at the center but i won't drive all the way there just for that

>> No.13745735

which way in fact?

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>small kiss instantly turns into a straight up pre-fuck makeout sesh
Why did this make me laugh so much?

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>smelling flavor

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>> No.13745759

why the fuck is he trying to cut a spoon

>> No.13745767

This is the definitive Ja/ck/ video. Like, how the fuck does that even happen on accident?

>> No.13745775

he was a pretty good sport about it. as any guy would be. she has a great body

>> No.13745777

>too online
And you're too twitter. Please leave 4chan.

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>> No.13745796

are people seriously this fucking pretentious about making toast out of fucking white bread? this is pathetic.

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>> No.13745860

to quarter apples using a lever and blade

>> No.13745911

well that's what he did, so how did he use it wrong in your opinion?

>> No.13745917

do americans really?

>> No.13745932

>sofia boutella follows her

>> No.13745948

you don't happen to be blind by any chance?
if not stick with me. why did the apple not get pushed down and through the blades... study the webm and see if you can come up with an answer.
it slide sideways and stuck into the rim because the force against it is diagonal at the point of contact. the product comes with a brace for tall (uncut) items such as tomatoes and apples that attaches to the top section that's furthest from the fulcrum. had he attached this to the unit and put the apple in the right position it would have worked as intended. the force would be acting downwards towards the blades and the braced fruit would not slide stick. instead of this he thought pinching it between two pieces of plastic fast would get the job done. it did not work and as such we have him chimping out and mushing an apple as a webm.
the sticker is comic but incidental

>> No.13745980

>the product comes with a brace for tall (uncut) items
i wasnt aware of this fact
without knowing that it just seems like a fat retard using a shitty product which doesnt work well on its own
i was aware of the fucked up geometry but thought this was as intended for this piece of plastic trash and brute force as shown in the webm would be the only possible solution to it
thanks for specifying
and the sticker IS comical

>> No.13746021

Still smooth as all hell

>> No.13746061

np, always glad to help out

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>> No.13746176

god this webm is so fucking annoying. i want to shove her into a blender

>> No.13746220

So this is the legendary impotent rage of the incel.

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>tfw no breadface asian qt girlfriend to listen to vaporwave, drink mixed drinks, and dance with

>> No.13746297

this was the food deliveryman

>> No.13746434

You didn't see it drop the fucking whole thing at the end? LMAO

>> No.13746437

I definitely know stupid bitches that I could easily imagine doing something like this for their bf's (who are actually my good friend's) and yes they are absolutely obnoxious as she appears.

>> No.13746442

>Remind me again how "robots are the future"?

when they stop making them shit like that one

>> No.13746445

Now i understand why there are people on /ck/ that are genuinely angry because they can't tell if this fat fuck is genuinely retarded or just a dumb faggot.

>> No.13746450
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I'm guessing the shitty one in that webm is mostly for display.
All the icecream you see in supermarkets was made and packaged by machines on an assembly line and those work very efficiently.

>> No.13746452

That's not pancake, It's pan cake.

>> No.13746453

I really think that this actually could've been kinda cool but ja/ck/ is such a lazy fucking retard that he makes it look fucking stupid and awful

>> No.13746458

I fucking wish

>> No.13746461
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Breadfaceblog was fun until she got famous. Now she's a complete whore.

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>> No.13746468

You're just a faggoty white male who's never had a street hotdog prepared by an illegal immigrant. Go back to grilling your wonder-bread ballpark-brand hotdogs on your walmart grill.

>> No.13746471

This was probably somebody's paid fetish video. Either that or she's a porn star who's bored.

>> No.13746477

yea, why the fuck did he cover the chocolate drizzle with whipped cream? Why didn't he put a little more effort into making the dish look presentable? Those cookie cups looked perfect until he ruined them by being clumsy with the ice cream and toppings!

>> No.13746502

That's the staple of Jack. Horrible looking, pre-packaged, processed ingredients.

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>> No.13746697

Nice grillin, reminds me of poland in the 40s

>> No.13746712

they left a lot of the graham cracker mix in the bowl. also kind of surprised it only uses 1/4 cup of sugar.

>> No.13746760

That's staged isn't it? The guy seems like he's acting to me.

>> No.13746780

maybe it was to make a video with a certain look and achieving toasted bread wasn't the actual point hmmmmm

>> No.13746782

Do you have time travel in 2040? It's only 2020 now.

>> No.13746783


>> No.13746799

god she is way toooo skinny and whats up with that dress? it looks abhorent

>> No.13746801

>no replies

the fall from grace

>> No.13746806

that really does not look good at all

>> No.13746808

There is an eggress

>> No.13746809

>mystery cheese

unironically doesent look that bad either would eat

>> No.13746810


>> No.13746870

This, but I'd make her wear a glove though

>> No.13746887

Put some normal fucking clothes on and make the goddamn smoothie like a normal fucking human being you stupid piece of shit whore. This is why I hate women.

>> No.13746915

i bet its been nice but you need to go back now tourists arent allowed at this time

>> No.13747025

the bun they chose looks really dry and way too big for my taste. I like as little bun as possible.

>> No.13747041

> honkin big frizzy bit of hair on the crumb of the chicken around 17-18 seconds in

more like not-so-hot cuisine

>> No.13747043

am I the only one that likes tofu plain just the way it is?

>> No.13747144

i am sure you like little buns you fucking pedo

>> No.13747224

Too much corn starch, it's not really that complicated.


>> No.13747261

Her dad filmed that

>> No.13747291

ad hominem

>> No.13747299

Wait... what

>> No.13747306

it's a shit reddit meme. die in a fire

>> No.13747310

Agreed, we only approve of true 4chan content, like Cooking with Jack show.

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>> No.13747342

That bra does more pushing up than half of /fit/.

>> No.13747390

Thank you lord Jesus Christ for making me gay

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Yeah, because gay men never parade themselves around like that.

>> No.13747424

I yelled at my screen

>> No.13747430
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their apartment has so much cliche white chick stuff it hurts.

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>> No.13747603

Context: The grates he uses on the left come with the instructions to clean the interior of the grill since they reflect the heat from the burners back into the grill and trap it.

So Jack, who has obviously never cleaned the inside of his grill ever, created a raging bonfire of ancient food carbons inside his Weber

Also his phone is sitting in the dirty Styrofoam meat carton.

>> No.13747690

even if the girl isn't white, there are white girl things in that apartment.

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>> No.13748502
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>> No.13748638

>excessive gesturing
Death sentence.

>> No.13748757

You don't slam things into it because you can bend the cutters. He was supposed to place the apples on normally, then apply pressure. The blades are sharp enough. Then again, the blade must just be dull and this rtard knew, hence the slamming, but tried it anyway.

>> No.13748814

if this is a tasty recipe do not use it, too much egg

>> No.13748893

hahaha wtf

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>> No.13749005

It's like he has no spatial awareness or physical imagination. Nobody would think to try balancing that potato on the narrow end unsupported. It is obvious it's going to slip. How does a person get like this? I'm sure there are parts of his brain that either don't work or are actually missing altogether.

>> No.13749080

it's like watching people in those unitasker commercials except he already has the unitasker

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take in that theses webms were before he got two strokes which left him paralyzed from his right side .
the dsp of cooking

>> No.13749154

succinct analysis

>> No.13749168

Fresh fish eggs =/= caviar

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>> No.13749239

If I were christian and saw this hooker do all that shit whilst wearing a sacred symbol I'd be pissed
Also this.

>> No.13749274

Damn, these look disappointingly bland.

>> No.13749400

Chips look shit desu

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>> No.13749519

thank you for your contribution, but we already elaborated what was the actual problem in this webm
see here >>13745948 and here >>13745980
have a nice day

>> No.13749536

do americans really?

>> No.13749545

>the democrats are the real racists
>the non-whites are the real whites
>non-white interiour is the real white interiour cliche
>reddit is the real /pol/
>/ck/ is my personal opinion blog

>> No.13749595

Trying too hard

>> No.13749679
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>> No.13749699

you need to fuck off and die.

>> No.13749715

what a cute and wholesome woman

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>> No.13749744

Not food.

>> No.13749747

god fucking damn it, the first jack webbum to make me genuinely laugh.

>> No.13749763

dunno what youre talking about, i'd eat that, iykwim

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>> No.13749786

Nah man that dudes way too well dressed to be delivering food. I'm just saying.

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>> No.13749895

This is a worksafe board

>> No.13749914

do you think the bees get mad when they see you do this?

>> No.13749918

I pictured it more like a natural disaster

>> No.13749926

he literally brought her a pizza and needed to go because he had more deliveries to do. did you watch the video at all?

>> No.13749969

Stop posting whores you simp

>> No.13750002

animals who fucking bake parmesan ought to be shot.

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>Also his phone is sitting in the dirty Styrofoam meat carton.

>> No.13750549

The way this person pours things into a bowl one handed annoys me and I have no idea why

>> No.13750613

When you have almonds settling like those two did in the bottom, does that mean they're duds and aren't going to activate?

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and he was so fucking proud of using that year old frozen brisket

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>> No.13750650

maybe you should make it happen instead of whining about it

>> No.13750660
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>jack has even fucked up using a bottle opener
i've never seen that one, jesus

>> No.13750704

Ah yes, my favourite saturday breakfast
chocolate mountain with pancake filling

>> No.13750749

im even surpriused he managed to get married and even had a kid unless it was an accident because he didn't know how to put a condom right

>> No.13750757

Some things can simply never be. The positive thinking industry has fooled you. It seeks only to make you a more compliant consumer.

>> No.13750764

you can literally microwave eggs with sum shit in a cup and it'd be kinda decent, this is just degeneracy
its disrespectful to the hens

>> No.13750779

This is probably unironically true.

>> No.13750872

Married twice with a kid from each hoe.

>> No.13751052

I want to go to this place
Anyone got the coordinates?

>> No.13751069

please fucking kill your self rn

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>> No.13751131

why the weird shape for the pizza dough? just make a fucking breadstick dude

>> No.13751186
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>People have actually been brainwashed into believing something as stupid as "tranny lighting".
This is your brain on 4chan memes.

>> No.13751200

Only because he is more interesting, talented, and attractive than anybody on this board.

>> No.13751406

mfw i came up with this term

>> No.13751533

Nice feet, tranny

>> No.13751761
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He's like a drunk gorilla trying to cook

>> No.13751815

Looks like cooking like this might take a lot longer.>>13741693

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>> No.13751837

Mmmm, look at how juicy it looks.

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I look forward to /ck/ getting relegated in Spring

>> No.13751954

>ancient ass
stop talking like this

>> No.13751958

this is why mexisharts are now fatter than amerifats

>> No.13751964

watching this made me audibly yell "no stop you dumb bitch that's not how you do that"

>> No.13751967

tragic, you can see by her face she could have been pretty

>> No.13752283

Very based post

>> No.13752920

12 tiny breadsticks and a giant bowl of dip

>> No.13752924

Note also how little, if any of the dip he actually gets on the stick as the cheese topping bounces back down

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>> No.13753039

Why do some people feel like they need to exaggerate their movements? Sure he might be doing everything a bit faster, but it just looks retarded.
Also how the fuck do you even eat hot dogs without getting the toppings and the sauce all over yourself?

>> No.13753048

its called showmanship. normalfags dig that shit. who the fuck cares so long as it doesnt negatively affect the food.

>> No.13753058

ay mamacita voy a eyaculaaaaaaaaaaargh

>> No.13753082

>acts like a retarded whore
>wears a HUGE cross
Do christcucks really?

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No, they don't. But retarded whores do.
It's like all those people wearing a Che T-shirt; they don't know what it means.

>> No.13753127

Modern whores wear them ironically now

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>not baptized and don't believe but distant family gave me a cross and some icons
>wear it because why not
>icons are one a bookshelf
>still remove it when drinking, jerking off which happens often
>lay the icons down too
Weird thing is that i didn't even grow up in a religious environment, far from it even, it just feels weird to do "bad" shit with these things around.

>> No.13753154

They should put actual coke inside the gummy bottle, or at least some coke flavored syrup. Like those wax bottle candies.

>> No.13753163

We all know some dumb bitch who does most of these things.

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>Most males
Speak for yourself weirdo

>> No.13753173

what the fuck is this from? context?

>> No.13753178

It's from anon's dream.

>> No.13753180
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>ywn have sex with her

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>> No.13753633

activated for my pleasure

>> No.13753726

That ice cream looks like shit

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>> No.13753745


I laughed pretty hard at the end lol

>> No.13753771

>That'll be $7.39 + tip

>> No.13753806


Or you could just eat real food

>> No.13753813

The way this keeps going made me feel actual physical discomfort.

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>> No.13753875

Jack deleted this video. Is there a backup anywhere?

>> No.13753883

Wrong, look again.

>> No.13753902


So they eat shit like this raw and alive, and mollusks and really most aquatic life is just fucking riddled with parasites. Do they not think or not care?

>> No.13753913

Do I wanna fuck the toast or the toaster?
I'm getting mixed signals.

>> No.13753967

That's one hot Toaster.

>> No.13754048

This cannot possibly be serious. It must be parody.

>> No.13754060

Vegans are a parody, and they are always serious.

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>> No.13754169

That is absolutely useless to me as i shit logs not nuggets.

>> No.13754171

Italian interview with the thinnest man in america

>> No.13754211

So... when is she sticking the knife in the toaster?

>> No.13754256

That honestly doesn't look bad.

>> No.13754275

It's one of the most willfully trash TV show in Italy, it's called Ciao Darwin.

>> No.13754385

How do you think the kung flu came about, anon?

>> No.13754445

Snorting powdered tiger anus?

>> No.13754455

people would feel more attracted to buy food from somebody with charisma who enjoys what he's doing than a miserable robot

>> No.13754485
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What do you have against robots?

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>> No.13754756

not a bad idea desu

>> No.13754985

>tries to twerk
>has a flat ass

>> No.13755242


>> No.13755324

Yeah cookie bowls aren't that bad but even ol Jackson managed to fuck it up

>> No.13755374

>it's clearly a twist-off
Ja/ck/ is my personal savior

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I prefer egg fort goal.

>> No.13755391

Probably nothing like chorizo but doesn't look bad by any means.

>> No.13755405

congrats you're retarded

>> No.13755444


>> No.13755661
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a man of fine taste

laer today /ck/ will play a friendly vs /wsg/, our first outing on a new version if PES

the team wil be a /webm/thread allstars lineup

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Fucking bitch her elbows are too pointy, wouldn't even try touching her.

>> No.13756063

why couldnt you have blended all the spices in at the start

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>> No.13756716

that's nice stove tho

>> No.13756927

>t. african poster

>> No.13756940

Ahhhhh, I'm so lonely!

>> No.13756988

imma try that

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>> No.13757116

What in the god damn fuck is a white girl thing
just say middle class, it's not hard Americlap

>> No.13757144

White girl shit has nothing to do with economic class, friend. White girl aesthetics are their own thing.

>> No.13757160

It's literally just "middle class and female" but you're too scared to reference social class and go for race instead lmao

>> No.13757453

I coomed.

>> No.13757945

lol what a dumbass

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That shit is fucking

>> No.13758096

they invited a fat man onto a talkshow to eat pasta so they could act disgusted

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