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13740076 No.13740076 [Reply] [Original]

making a toasty webm bread

>> No.13740094

>lemme just turn on my pink lights so I can make bedroom toast
trannies are actually nutso

>> No.13740131

Im not a regular feetfag but these are top-tier

>> No.13740142

>>13740076
breddy nice feet, even for a tranny

>> No.13740148

>>13740076
you're getting crumbs all over the floor

>> No.13740658

>>13740076
cute tranny feet

>> No.13740665

>>13740094
>>13740142
you guys are too online, its not a tranny, its a woman

https://www.instagram.com/breadfaceblog/?hl=en

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kby0C4lZvc

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>> No.13740731

>>13740699
pretty nice rack, for a miscegenational tranny that is

>> No.13740833

I have that exact toaster I like it.

>> No.13740860

>>13740665
that is probably one of the strangest videos i have ever watched

why the hell would she think this is a good idea

>> No.13740883

>>13740860
Shitposting

>> No.13740897

>>13740076
>>13740699
pretty sad to have to resort to boobs and such to get people to watch.

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>> No.13741693

wait a second.. is this a tranny? son of a bitch!

>> No.13742100

>>13740860
Because he gets a paid a lot of money for things like that.

>> No.13742112

>>13741682
I bet she can suck a grapefruit through a garden hose.

>> No.13742114

>>13742112
she'd probably blend the grapefruit into a smoothie first

>> No.13742116

>>13742112
Most males tried a vacuum cleaner as teenagers and are fully aware that a lot of suction is not even a little bit desirable.

>> No.13742127

>can maybe make toast

Feminism was a mistake

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Vintage Ja/ck/

>> No.13742150

>>13742116
I couldn't fit my dick into one

>> No.13742151

>>13741682
She's uglier than she thinks she is.

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>> No.13742156

whos dat girl on OPs wbm? my friend is asking. I swear it.

>> No.13742165

>>13742156
probably some faggot dude

>> No.13742173

>>13742165
probably but I still need the sauce tho
I mean, my friend needs.

>> No.13742184

>>13741682
>horrible clothing
>reasonable ingredients
>decent body
>poor choice of equipment

3/10 would allow her to give me a handjob.

>> No.13742189

>>13742156
the source is literally in this thread you fucking retard.

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>>13742189
oy, really
yeah Im a retard so what

>> No.13742305

>>13742189
Not to mention that it's also in the metadata, but I rarely even bother pointing that out nowadays.

>> No.13742316

>>13742145
After going though Jack's channel a few times I was kind of surprised at how much of his amusing stuff I haven't seen on here, especially the older videos, though I feel like I kind of ran out now. I guess I might start reposting soon. Well, it was fun while it lasted for sure.

>> No.13742385

>>13740094
>He doesn't put on pink lights so he can make bedroom toast

Check out this faggot

>> No.13742395

Im gonna post it lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXp8ttn0bnE

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>> No.13742643

>>13742584
Those look real nice and activated.

>> No.13742822

>>13742145
>smells the pizza
>"yep, that is pizza"

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>>13742883
Never forget that this fucking pig took the knife back to the store for a refund after making that video

>> No.13742902

>>13742883
>uses a ceramic knife to cut burnt wood
>breaks
DUH KNIFE SUXX LOL

>> No.13742903

>>13742578
this is fucking delicious, the freshiest caviar you only can get. steve-o is just an idiot.

>> No.13742908

Asmr meets mukbang

>> No.13742909

>>13742883
That whole video is amazing. It was really tough picking up just one part and it doesn't work nearly as well without sound. If there's one video of Jack to watch it would be probably that one.

>> No.13742956

>>13740076
Gf eats toast every morning, from time to time she says she just hates toast but the next day the toaster is on the bench :D (i get up 1.5 hours after her).

>> No.13742970

>>13741682
bag of antlers

>> No.13743052

>>13741682
I fucking LOVE women

>> No.13743108

>>13742316
There is just so much fucking up /ck/ can't document it all

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>>13742883

>> No.13743234

>>13743108
I guess. I mean, the amusement really varies from video to video, so it's not like I would've anticipated to see them all, but the amount of videos that would feel like top pick was rather high.

>> No.13743316

>>13742145
I'm sure I've watched this guy making beans and mayo and other nasty shit
what's his channel? I assume his name is jack

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>>13743217
How can one man be so terrible at cooking?

>> No.13743380

>>13743316
cooking with jack show, or jakatak69

>> No.13743382

>>13740076
>those feet and hands

Fucking trannies are so delusional, it's actually sad.

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>> No.13743411

>>13740699
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1583347634438.webm

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>>13742195

>> No.13743515

>>13740665
wtf why would you use the tranny lighting if you're not actually a tranny?

>> No.13743520

>>13743515
What's tranny lightning?

>> No.13743527

>>13743520
what are context clues?

>> No.13743550

>>13743527
>>13743515
>>13740094
It's another "ugly roastie thinks attractive women are actually trannies" meltdown

>> No.13743554

>>13743550
Too bad she's as ugly as a sin.

>> No.13743566

>>13740076
ayy lmao

>> No.13743574

>>13743554
I'm sure you're quite the catch

>> No.13743579

>>13743574
I'm not sure what is the relevance.

>> No.13743580

>>13743435
How do you make these?

>> No.13743587
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>>13743580

>> No.13743591

>>13743587
thanks

>> No.13743592

>>13743574
seething

>> No.13743646

>>13743587
Looks much more spongey and less fluffy. Also missing raisins.

>> No.13743706

>>13743587
>8 yolks
>13 whites

What kind of trick are you trying to play on me here anon

>> No.13743911

>>13743706
you could make buns using those extra yolks

>> No.13743937

>>13742566
So what was the point of this, the food still looks like shit

>> No.13743945

>>13743592
seething tranny

>> No.13743953

>>13743937
And The Life of Brian is historically inaccurate.

>> No.13743970

>>13742566
when they put the combos i died

>> No.13743993

>>13743953
you take that back

>> No.13744011

>>13743953
Papist swine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asUyK6JWt9U

>> No.13744039

>>13741387
>takes twice as long to make as a human would
>still spills half the toppings

Remind me again how "robots are the future"?

>> No.13744062

>>13740665
Women are terrible at comedy, what the fuck

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>>13743347
he's a case to be study

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>>13740699

>> No.13744543

>>13740665
watch contrapoints and you'll see why everyone thought it was

>her

>> No.13744890

>>13744255
ignoring the sticker
what did he do wrong?

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>>13744890
Well for starters he posted an ancient ass webm that was never funny to begin with...

>> No.13744928

>>13744890
good point. he slammed plastic against an apple to create a plastic slammed apple most expertly.

>> No.13744931

>>13740076
imagine the smell

>> No.13744944

>>13740665
>too online
Is this a nice way of telling someone to go outside?

>> No.13745167

>>13744928
is the apparatus he is using designed to work in an other way?

>> No.13745291

>>13745167
yeah obviously

>> No.13745305

>>13744900
>13740665
>>13744900
way too much sauce. so unnecesary. the dog should have enough flavor on its own. the triumph of the sauce, fascism in oour time

>> No.13745310

>>13742150
sorry to hear that anon. must be hard being this retarded

>> No.13745497

How's ja/ck/'s arm doing these days

>> No.13745688

>>13740665
I wonder what that guy did with his life after this. I think I'd stop using tinder for a while or something if this happened.

>> No.13745697

>>13743587
so at what temperature?

>> No.13745702

>>13744900
i hate living in a big city that barely have any dog stands, the only ones available are at the center but i won't drive all the way there just for that

>> No.13745735

>>13745291
which way in fact?

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>>13740699
>small kiss instantly turns into a straight up pre-fuck makeout sesh
Why did this make me laugh so much?

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>>13742145
>smelling flavor

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>> No.13745759

>>13742883
why the fuck is he trying to cut a spoon

>> No.13745767

>>13743347
This is the definitive Ja/ck/ video. Like, how the fuck does that even happen on accident?

>> No.13745775

>>13740665
he was a pretty good sport about it. as any guy would be. she has a great body

>> No.13745777

>>13740665
>too online
And you're too twitter. Please leave 4chan.

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>> No.13745796

>>13740076
are people seriously this fucking pretentious about making toast out of fucking white bread? this is pathetic.

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>> No.13745860

>>13745735
to quarter apples using a lever and blade

>> No.13745911

>>13745860
well that's what he did, so how did he use it wrong in your opinion?

>> No.13745917

>>13745789
do americans really?

>> No.13745932

>>13740665
>sofia boutella follows her
kek

>> No.13745948

>>13745911
you don't happen to be blind by any chance?
if not stick with me. why did the apple not get pushed down and through the blades... study the webm and see if you can come up with an answer.
it slide sideways and stuck into the rim because the force against it is diagonal at the point of contact. the product comes with a brace for tall (uncut) items such as tomatoes and apples that attaches to the top section that's furthest from the fulcrum. had he attached this to the unit and put the apple in the right position it would have worked as intended. the force would be acting downwards towards the blades and the braced fruit would not slide stick. instead of this he thought pinching it between two pieces of plastic fast would get the job done. it did not work and as such we have him chimping out and mushing an apple as a webm.
the sticker is comic but incidental

>> No.13745980

>>13745948
>the product comes with a brace for tall (uncut) items
i wasnt aware of this fact
without knowing that it just seems like a fat retard using a shitty product which doesnt work well on its own
i was aware of the fucked up geometry but thought this was as intended for this piece of plastic trash and brute force as shown in the webm would be the only possible solution to it
thanks for specifying
and the sticker IS comical

>> No.13746021

>>13745497
Still smooth as all hell

>> No.13746061

>>13745980
np, always glad to help out

>> No.13746082

>>13746061
;)

>> No.13746176

>>13741682
god this webm is so fucking annoying. i want to shove her into a blender

>> No.13746220

>>13746176
So this is the legendary impotent rage of the incel.

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>>13740665
>tfw no breadface asian qt girlfriend to listen to vaporwave, drink mixed drinks, and dance with

>> No.13746297

>>13745688
>>13740665
>tinder
this was the food deliveryman

>> No.13746434

>>13744039
You didn't see it drop the fucking whole thing at the end? LMAO

>> No.13746437

>>13741682
I definitely know stupid bitches that I could easily imagine doing something like this for their bf's (who are actually my good friend's) and yes they are absolutely obnoxious as she appears.

>> No.13746442

>>13744039
>Remind me again how "robots are the future"?

when they stop making them shit like that one

>> No.13746445

>>13742883
Now i understand why there are people on /ck/ that are genuinely angry because they can't tell if this fat fuck is genuinely retarded or just a dumb faggot.

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>>13744039
I'm guessing the shitty one in that webm is mostly for display.
All the icecream you see in supermarkets was made and packaged by machines on an assembly line and those work very efficiently.

>> No.13746452

>>13742195
That's not pancake, It's pan cake.

>> No.13746453

>>13743401
I really think that this actually could've been kinda cool but ja/ck/ is such a lazy fucking retard that he makes it look fucking stupid and awful

>> No.13746458

>>13745917
I fucking wish

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>>13740076
Breadfaceblog was fun until she got famous. Now she's a complete whore.

>> No.13746462

>>13746450
>nextGenSlave.webm

>> No.13746468

>>13745305
You're just a faggoty white male who's never had a street hotdog prepared by an illegal immigrant. Go back to grilling your wonder-bread ballpark-brand hotdogs on your walmart grill.

>> No.13746471

>>13745796
This was probably somebody's paid fetish video. Either that or she's a porn star who's bored.

>> No.13746477

>>13746453
yea, why the fuck did he cover the chocolate drizzle with whipped cream? Why didn't he put a little more effort into making the dish look presentable? Those cookie cups looked perfect until he ruined them by being clumsy with the ice cream and toppings!

>> No.13746502

>>13746477
That's the staple of Jack. Horrible looking, pre-packaged, processed ingredients.

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>> No.13746697

>>13746461
Nice grillin, reminds me of poland in the 40s

>> No.13746712

>>13746650
they left a lot of the graham cracker mix in the bowl. also kind of surprised it only uses 1/4 cup of sugar.

>> No.13746760

>>13740665
That's staged isn't it? The guy seems like he's acting to me.

>> No.13746780

>>13740094
maybe it was to make a video with a certain look and achieving toasted bread wasn't the actual point hmmmmm

>> No.13746782

>>13746697
Do you have time travel in 2040? It's only 2020 now.

>> No.13746783

>>13740665
I KNOW THIS BITCH
I MET HER IN MIAMI IN WYNWOOD

>> No.13746799

>>13741682
god she is way toooo skinny and whats up with that dress? it looks abhorent

>> No.13746801

>>13742155
>no replies

the fall from grace

>> No.13746806

>>13742195
that really does not look good at all

>> No.13746808

>>13746807
There is an eggress

>> No.13746809

>>13742547
>mystery cheese
kek

unironically doesent look that bad either would eat

>> No.13746810

>>13745810
어디에요?

>> No.13746870

>>13742184
This, but I'd make her wear a glove though

>> No.13746887

>>13741682
>>13741682
Put some normal fucking clothes on and make the goddamn smoothie like a normal fucking human being you stupid piece of shit whore. This is why I hate women.

>> No.13746915

>>13746220
i bet its been nice but you need to go back now tourists arent allowed at this time

>> No.13747025

>>13746809
>>13742547
the bun they chose looks really dry and way too big for my taste. I like as little bun as possible.

>> No.13747041

>>13742566
> honkin big frizzy bit of hair on the crumb of the chicken around 17-18 seconds in

more like not-so-hot cuisine

>> No.13747043

>>13743122
am I the only one that likes tofu plain just the way it is?

>> No.13747144

>>13747025
i am sure you like little buns you fucking pedo

>> No.13747224

>>13745767
Too much corn starch, it's not really that complicated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLi75t2IoTM

>> No.13747261

>>13741682
Her dad filmed that

>> No.13747291

>>13743574
ad hominem

>> No.13747299

>>13740076
Wait... what

>> No.13747306

>>13746801
it's a shit reddit meme. die in a fire

>> No.13747310

>>13747306
Agreed, we only approve of true 4chan content, like Cooking with Jack show.

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>> No.13747342

>>13747329
That bra does more pushing up than half of /fit/.

>> No.13747390

>>13741682
Thank you lord Jesus Christ for making me gay

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>>13747390
Yeah, because gay men never parade themselves around like that.

>> No.13747424

>>13745750
I yelled at my screen

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>>13747329
their apartment has so much cliche white chick stuff it hurts.

>> No.13747466

>>13747430
>White

>> No.13747603

>>13746461
Context: The grates he uses on the left come with the instructions to clean the interior of the grill since they reflect the heat from the burners back into the grill and trap it.

So Jack, who has obviously never cleaned the inside of his grill ever, created a raging bonfire of ancient food carbons inside his Weber

Also his phone is sitting in the dirty Styrofoam meat carton.

>> No.13747690

>>13747466
even if the girl isn't white, there are white girl things in that apartment.

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>> No.13748002

>>13742584
ACTIVATED

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>> No.13748638

>>13742564
>excessive gesturing
Death sentence.

>> No.13748757

>>13744890
You don't slam things into it because you can bend the cutters. He was supposed to place the apples on normally, then apply pressure. The blades are sharp enough. Then again, the blade must just be dull and this rtard knew, hence the slamming, but tried it anyway.

>> No.13748814

>>13743587
if this is a tasty recipe do not use it, too much egg

>> No.13748893

>>13744255
hahaha wtf

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>>13748893

>> No.13749005

>>13748939
It's like he has no spatial awareness or physical imagination. Nobody would think to try balancing that potato on the narrow end unsupported. It is obvious it's going to slip. How does a person get like this? I'm sure there are parts of his brain that either don't work or are actually missing altogether.

>> No.13749080

>>13748939
>>13744255
it's like watching people in those unitasker commercials except he already has the unitasker

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>>13749005
take in that theses webms were before he got two strokes which left him paralyzed from his right side .
>>13749080
the dsp of cooking

>> No.13749154

>>13749080
succinct analysis

>> No.13749168

>>13742903
Fresh fish eggs =/= caviar

>> No.13749227
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>>13749080

>> No.13749239

>>13747329
If I were christian and saw this hooker do all that shit whilst wearing a sacred symbol I'd be pissed
>>13747342
Also this.

>> No.13749274

>>13743587
Damn, these look disappointingly bland.

>> No.13749400

>>13748502
Chips look shit desu

>> No.13749511
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>> No.13749519

>>13748757
thank you for your contribution, but we already elaborated what was the actual problem in this webm
see here >>13745948 and here >>13745980
have a nice day

>> No.13749536

>>13747329
do americans really?

>> No.13749545

>>13747690
>the democrats are the real racists
>the non-whites are the real whites
>non-white interiour is the real white interiour cliche
>reddit is the real /pol/
>/ck/ is my personal opinion blog

>> No.13749595

>>13741682
Trying too hard

>> No.13749679
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>> No.13749699

>>13746220
you need to fuck off and die.

>> No.13749715

>>13740699
what a cute and wholesome woman

>> No.13749723
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>> No.13749735 [DELETED] 
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>> No.13749744

>>13749735
Not food.

>> No.13749747

>>13743347
god fucking damn it, the first jack webbum to make me genuinely laugh.

>> No.13749763

>>13749744
dunno what youre talking about, i'd eat that, iykwim

>> No.13749783
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>> No.13749786

>>13746297
Nah man that dudes way too well dressed to be delivering food. I'm just saying.

>> No.13749883
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13749883

>> No.13749888

>>13749783
lewd

>> No.13749895

>>13749783
This is a worksafe board

>> No.13749914

>>13749783
do you think the bees get mad when they see you do this?

>> No.13749918

>>13749914
I pictured it more like a natural disaster

>> No.13749926

>>13749786
he literally brought her a pizza and needed to go because he had more deliveries to do. did you watch the video at all?

>> No.13749969

>>13749735
Stop posting whores you simp

>> No.13750002

>>13749883
animals who fucking bake parmesan ought to be shot.

>> No.13750003
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>>13749969

>> No.13750143
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>> No.13750227
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13750227

>>13746461
>>13747603
>Also his phone is sitting in the dirty Styrofoam meat carton.

>> No.13750549

>>13746650
The way this person pours things into a bowl one handed annoys me and I have no idea why

>> No.13750613

>>13742584
When you have almonds settling like those two did in the bottom, does that mean they're duds and aren't going to activate?

>> No.13750637
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13750637

>>13743217
and he was so fucking proud of using that year old frozen brisket

>> No.13750647

>>13740699
based

>> No.13750650

>>13746265
maybe you should make it happen instead of whining about it

>> No.13750660
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13750660

>>13749146
>jack has even fucked up using a bottle opener
i've never seen that one, jesus

>> No.13750704

>>13745750
Ah yes, my favourite saturday breakfast
chocolate mountain with pancake filling

>> No.13750749

>>13748939
im even surpriused he managed to get married and even had a kid unless it was an accident because he didn't know how to put a condom right

>> No.13750757

>>13750650
Some things can simply never be. The positive thinking industry has fooled you. It seeks only to make you a more compliant consumer.

>> No.13750764

>>13750143
you can literally microwave eggs with sum shit in a cup and it'd be kinda decent, this is just degeneracy
its disrespectful to the hens

>> No.13750779

>>13750749
This is probably unironically true.

>> No.13750872

>>13750749
Married twice with a kid from each hoe.

>> No.13751052

>>13742155
I want to go to this place
Anyone got the coordinates?

>> No.13751069

>>13747306
please fucking kill your self rn

>> No.13751096
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13751096

>>13745750

>> No.13751131

>>13749883
why the weird shape for the pizza dough? just make a fucking breadstick dude

>> No.13751186
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>> No.13751189
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>>13743515
>People have actually been brainwashed into believing something as stupid as "tranny lighting".
This is your brain on 4chan memes.

>> No.13751200

>>13750872
Only because he is more interesting, talented, and attractive than anybody on this board.

>> No.13751406

>>13751189
mfw i came up with this term

>> No.13751533

>>13740076
Nice feet, tranny

>> No.13751761
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>>13743347
He's like a drunk gorilla trying to cook

>> No.13751815

>>13741682
Looks like cooking like this might take a lot longer.>>13741693

>> No.13751825
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>>13750660

>> No.13751837

>>13751825
Mmmm, look at how juicy it looks.

>> No.13751862
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>>13741682

>> No.13751866
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>>13751186
I look forward to /ck/ getting relegated in Spring

>> No.13751954

>>13744900
>ancient ass
stop talking like this

>> No.13751958

>>13746468
this is why mexisharts are now fatter than amerifats

>> No.13751964

>>13751761
watching this made me audibly yell "no stop you dumb bitch that's not how you do that"

>> No.13751967

>>13747403
tragic, you can see by her face she could have been pretty

>> No.13752283

>>13749545
Very based post

>> No.13752920

>>13749883
12 tiny breadsticks and a giant bowl of dip

>> No.13752924

>>13752920
Note also how little, if any of the dip he actually gets on the stick as the cheese topping bounces back down

>> No.13752945

>>13747043
yes

>> No.13753039

>>13744900
Why do some people feel like they need to exaggerate their movements? Sure he might be doing everything a bit faster, but it just looks retarded.
Also how the fuck do you even eat hot dogs without getting the toppings and the sauce all over yourself?

>> No.13753048

>>13753039
its called showmanship. normalfags dig that shit. who the fuck cares so long as it doesnt negatively affect the food.

>> No.13753058

>>13740699
ay mamacita voy a eyaculaaaaaaaaaaargh

>> No.13753082

>>13747329
>acts like a retarded whore
>wears a HUGE cross
Do christcucks really?

>> No.13753111
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13753111

>>13753082
No, they don't. But retarded whores do.
It's like all those people wearing a Che T-shirt; they don't know what it means.

>> No.13753127

>>13753082
Modern whores wear them ironically now

>> No.13753142
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>>13753111
>>13753127
>not baptized and don't believe but distant family gave me a cross and some icons
>wear it because why not
>icons are one a bookshelf
>still remove it when drinking, jerking off which happens often
>lay the icons down too
Weird thing is that i didn't even grow up in a religious environment, far from it even, it just feels weird to do "bad" shit with these things around.

>> No.13753154

>>13749723
They should put actual coke inside the gummy bottle, or at least some coke flavored syrup. Like those wax bottle candies.

>> No.13753163

>>13751866
We all know some dumb bitch who does most of these things.

>> No.13753167
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13753167

>>13742116
>Most males
Speak for yourself weirdo

>> No.13753173

>>13753111
what the fuck is this from? context?

>> No.13753178

>>13753173
It's from anon's dream.

>> No.13753180
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>>13741682
>ywn have sex with her

>> No.13753601
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>> No.13753633

>>13742584
activated for my pleasure

>> No.13753726

>>13740699
That ice cream looks like shit

>> No.13753741
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13753741

dunno

>> No.13753745

>>13741387

I laughed pretty hard at the end lol

>> No.13753771

>>13741387
>That'll be $7.39 + tip

>> No.13753806

>>13743122

Or you could just eat real food

>> No.13753813

>>13745750
The way this keeps going made me feel actual physical discomfort.

>> No.13753834
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>> No.13753875

>>13748939
Jack deleted this video. Is there a backup anywhere?

>> No.13753883

>>13753875
Wrong, look again.

>> No.13753902

>>13753834

So they eat shit like this raw and alive, and mollusks and really most aquatic life is just fucking riddled with parasites. Do they not think or not care?

>> No.13753913

>>13740076
Wait?
Do I wanna fuck the toast or the toaster?
I'm getting mixed signals.

>> No.13753967

>>13740076
That's one hot Toaster.

>> No.13754048

>>13753601
This cannot possibly be serious. It must be parody.

>> No.13754060

>>13754048
Vegans are a parody, and they are always serious.

>> No.13754108
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>> No.13754169

>>13754108
That is absolutely useless to me as i shit logs not nuggets.

>> No.13754171

>>13753173
Italian interview with the thinnest man in america

>> No.13754211

>>13740076
So... when is she sticking the knife in the toaster?

>> No.13754256

>>13753601
That honestly doesn't look bad.

>> No.13754275

>>13753173
It's one of the most willfully trash TV show in Italy, it's called Ciao Darwin.

>> No.13754385

>>13753902
How do you think the kung flu came about, anon?

>> No.13754445

>>13754385
Snorting powdered tiger anus?

>> No.13754455

>>13753039
people would feel more attracted to buy food from somebody with charisma who enjoys what he's doing than a miserable robot

>> No.13754485
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13754485

>>13754455
What do you have against robots?

>> No.13754519
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>> No.13754756

>>13743401
not a bad idea desu

>> No.13754985

>>13741682
>tries to twerk
>has a flat ass

>> No.13755242

>>13754171
kek

>> No.13755324

>>13754756
Yeah cookie bowls aren't that bad but even ol Jackson managed to fuck it up

>> No.13755374

>>13749146
>it's clearly a twist-off
Ja/ck/ is my personal savior

>> No.13755384
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>> No.13755389
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13755389

>>13751186
I prefer egg fort goal.

>> No.13755391

>>13753601
Probably nothing like chorizo but doesn't look bad by any means.

>> No.13755405

>>13753142
congrats you're retarded

>> No.13755444

>>13754171
lel

>> No.13755661
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13755661

>>13755389
a man of fine taste

laer today /ck/ will play a friendly vs /wsg/, our first outing on a new version if PES

the team wil be a /webm/thread allstars lineup

>> No.13755906
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13755906

>>13741682

Fucking bitch her elbows are too pointy, wouldn't even try touching her.

>> No.13756063

>>13753601
why couldnt you have blended all the spices in at the start

>> No.13756457
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13756457

>>13753741

>> No.13756547
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13756547

>>13755374

>> No.13756716

>>13756547
that's nice stove tho

>> No.13756927

>>13754985
>t. african poster

>> No.13756940

>>13741682
Ahhhhh, I'm so lonely!

>> No.13756988

>>13743401
imma try that

>> No.13757042
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13757042

>>13747306
BEGONE FAGGOT

>> No.13757116

>>13747690
What in the god damn fuck is a white girl thing
just say middle class, it's not hard Americlap

>> No.13757144

>>13757116
White girl shit has nothing to do with economic class, friend. White girl aesthetics are their own thing.

>> No.13757160

>>13757144
It's literally just "middle class and female" but you're too scared to reference social class and go for race instead lmao

>> No.13757453

>>13749783
I coomed.

>> No.13757945

>>13755384
lol what a dumbass

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>>13754485
That shit is fucking
L I Q U I D
I
Q
U
I
D

>> No.13758096

>>13753173
they invited a fat man onto a talkshow to eat pasta so they could act disgusted

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