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What are some kino apocalypse foods?

>> No.13733783
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13733783

tinned fish

>> No.13733787

>>13733778
DEENZ AND BEANZ

>> No.13734380

Between the spam and sardines and the rice and beans I think I'll survive, I am trying to figure out what canned veggies are palatable. I hate how soggy canned veggies get, though I guess that water could be drained and used to cook rice if water was short.

>> No.13735850
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>tfw no fully stocked root cellar

>> No.13735854

Brazil Nuts

>> No.13736313

>>13735854
My grandma called them something else

>> No.13736354

>>13736313
your grandma probably called certain people something else as well

>> No.13737132
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Just got a few cases.

>> No.13738736

>>13733778
>>13733783

you're going to have heart disease before you even get the chance to worry about end times if you eat like that everyday

>> No.13738820
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13738820

I think i'm good bros

>> No.13738909

>>13738820
>low calorie hot sauce
>survival food
dumb faggot

>> No.13738922
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>>13733778
Did someone say Kino?

>> No.13738938

>>13738909
Surely you can't be serious? Low-calorie hot sauce is the prepper's bread and butter.

>> No.13738940

>>13734380
Rice is the real kino apocalypse food. The best bug out bag is 30-50 lbs of rice and knowing how to handline fish.

>> No.13738943
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>>13733778
Hormel canned chili.

>> No.13739051

>>13738943
Based

>> No.13739077

>>13733778
spam musubi

>> No.13739484

Got some canned tamales and cheese whiz.

>> No.13739725
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>>13733778
Anybody got any good, simple recipes you can make with a few long-lasting ingredients, like flour and shit?

Jut finished prepping for Corona, got enough food in cans and packets to last three weeks unrationed, but I got some basic baking supplies and ingredients to help supplement that. So far i've got a pretty good recipe for pizza dough, can think of a few things i can make out of that, but i figured this was the place to ask.

>> No.13739742

>>13739725
Nigga just learn how to make flour tortillas, add rice and beans and bam you got a post apocalyptic burrito my dude.

>> No.13739883

>>13733778
>>13737132
>>13738820
>>13738943
based
but I'll also add lentils to any preppers list

>> No.13739948

>>13733778
I bought my first can of spam this week. How is it best enjoyed? Was going to slice it up and fry it in a pan for a few minutes.

>> No.13740688

>>13736354
Macaco or something like that

>> No.13740700

>>13733778
I don't know why there is so much hate for it.

Only in a spoiled bitch society would such a great foodstuff be looked down on.

Can you even imagine how much more energy the boys at Gettysburg would have had if they were rocking some of that tastiness int heir pack?

>> No.13740703

>>13736354
His grandma was most likely right.

>> No.13740708

>>13739948
>Was going to slice it up and fry it in a pan

That is the best way.

>> No.13741014

Beans and V8 juice. Gotta keep your potassium levels high during the apocalypse.

>> No.13741078
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13741078

Human meat

>> No.13741132

>>13733778
Canned ravioli.

Canned beans.

Rice

Lentils

>> No.13741207

>>13738909
Bro. You ever see the bland shit preppers buy? You ain't gonna get fresh herbs and spices if the shit hits the fan. If you want any semblance of flavor you'll need a bottle of hot sauce.

>> No.13741239

>>13741207
Wait, do spices not keep?!
FUCK, i spent £5 that could've gone on more rice yesterday on that shit!

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Abbo food
30c bully beef

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This will help you shit.

>> No.13741620

>>13741207
>>13741239
Spices can last 5 years. If you need them past that hopefully you're long past the bug in phase of your new miserable existence.

>> No.13741635

>>13741620
Ah, thank god for that. Now i can at least have some flavourful variety in my new instant-noodle-and-Sardines diet.

>> No.13743145

>>13739948
Make a sandwich. Fry spam, fry egg, add cheese, toast bread, add mayo & a dab of mustard.

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>>13733778
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>>13737132
>>13738736
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>>13740688
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>>13743145
cum

>> No.13743158

>>13736313
Nigger toes?

>> No.13744082

>>13734380
I eat a lot of canned veggies and I like peas, green beans, and carrots. Stuff like collard greens are good if you're on a diet because they have very few calories but that would be a bad thing in some kind of shtf event. Also you need butter for your greens so gl with that.

>> No.13744100

>>13741620
>>13741635
I have some that I have been using for way longer than five years and it isn't ideal but it's still something. Fresher is obviously better though.

>> No.13744102

>>13739948
dice it up and fry it, have it with eggs

>> No.13744128

>>13733778
No room to store food, I need it all for my toilet paper stockpile.

>> No.13744194

>>13744128
>he doesn't have a honey rag

>> No.13745434
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13745434

Potted Meat my favorite word to say

>> No.13745499

>>13745434
There's a spread? I wonder if they have it in reduced salt.

>> No.13745609

>>13738820
This but unironically. Honey, salt, pepper, hot sauce, and similar things will be worth their weight in gold for trading after the end times. Everyone stockpiles the basics already. And even if they don't, there's enough shit in warehouses and grocery stores for even the current population to last decades.

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who /squidininksauce/ here?

>> No.13746671

Yoder’s canned bacon, kiwi farms canned butter, pilot crackers.

Bacon butter cracker sandwiches.
What? You wanna eat ravioli all day? Fuck that try something ridiculously unhealthy instead.

>> No.13747505

>>13733787
How long can I survive on this diet? I’m about to head to the grocery store

>> No.13747574

>>13733778
A bullet

>> No.13747619

get some dried eggs and powdered milk

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>>13733778
You could live a healthy and long life only eating those.

>> No.13748538

>>13747505
Literally forever. Deenz are lowest mercury content for fish, only beat by like clams and oysters.

>> No.13749192

>>13735850
Your crate of apples aren't going to last a week.