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I don't understand the hate they receive. Of the big four, I've always thought they had by far the best pizza.

>> No.13729546

>>13729536
It's great if you like the taste of dog shit

>> No.13729554

you can save up the garlic sauce and mix it into liquor.

>> No.13729556

>>13729536
4chan has shit tastes in general. Don't take anything anyone says on this website seriously.

>> No.13729560

>>13729554
What kind of liquor?

>> No.13729562

>>13729546
This.Low quality shit.Worst restaurant pizza I've ever had.

>> No.13729565
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>>13729546
>>13729562

>> No.13729568

>>13729546
Pipe down mouth breather

>> No.13729573
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>> No.13729576

>>13729536
because who the fuck puts the toppings UNDER the cheese. What a shitty stupid meme.

>> No.13729581

>>13729576
why does it matter?

>> No.13729591

>>13729581
because people will bitch and complain about anything

>> No.13729603

>>13729581
Toppings contain water. The cheese acts as a hydrophobic barrier to prevent the crust from getting too soggy.

>> No.13729608

>>13729581
A lot of toppings need the direct heat of the oven imo. Soggy under-the-cheese pepperoni is fucking disgusting.

>> No.13729614

>>13729603
big if true

>> No.13729620

>>13729603
>>13729608
Their crust is never soggy though, and neither is their pepperoni.

>> No.13729630

>>13729620
yeah but its not thin and crispy either.
I like a good NY style pizza, not that flyover shit that's the consistency of bread.

>> No.13729632

>>13729620
Their pepperoni absolutely is soggy. It can't get those nice crispy edges and form those little grease cups that make pepperoni good.

>> No.13729635

>>13729630
>its not thin and crispy
the crust? thank god, thin crust is disgusting, the flavor of PJ's crust is half the reason I like it

>> No.13729637

>>13729632
get it cooked well done champ

>> No.13729642

>>13729632
You must have a bad local franchise or something. I've eaten Papa Johns in several states, it's never soggy.

>> No.13729645

>>13729637
That wouldn't change the fact that toppings under the cheese is an objectively inferior delivery system, pal.

>> No.13729656

>>13729645
A lot of autists think like you

>> No.13729662

>>13729656
I have autism. Is that gonna be a problem, bitch?

>> No.13729668

>>13729662
Not for me, I enjoy looking down at people like you.

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>>13729662
>I have autism

>> No.13729675

>>13729668
Enjoy your soggy pepperoni, normie.

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>>13729662
>I have autism. Is that gonna be a problem, bitch?
okay

>> No.13729690

>>13729546
Don't be a fuckin dick

>> No.13729691

A group of 9 friends and myself did a blind taste test of the 4 big chain pizzas. The results:

Papa Johns > Pizza Hut > Dominos > Little Caesars

Personally I would switch pizza hut and papa johns, but they were pretty close. Little Caesars was notably the worst. The sauce was bad next to the other three.

>> No.13729693

>papa ethnostate's

>> No.13729745

>>13729536
>by far the best pizza.
Because you have trained you taste buds over the years to enjoy shitty food. If you eat a vegetable its probably frozen or from a can. Fresh is far superior

>> No.13729749

>>13729745
PJ uses fresh ingredients.

>> No.13729756

>>13729745
Capt'n Obvious

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>>13729536
is that fucking corn bro

>> No.13729796

>>13729536
it's sub-caesar quality for supra-hut price
in other words fucking why would you buy this

>> No.13729819

>>13729796
I like little caesars but you're being brainwashed by your pockets if you believe this.

>> No.13729822

>>13729536
for the price, id rather eat at a local place or even a mod/blaze pizza.

>> No.13729828

>>13729822
>MOD Pizza
welp, this thread has officially jumped the shark

>> No.13729840

>>13729819
i went to a church for a few weeks which catered papa johns every sunday
it was free
it was worse than little caesar's

>> No.13729844

>>13729828
what's wrong with mod pizza. it's a 7 dollar pizza that you can just load with whatever you want.

>> No.13729852

>>13729840
What was worse, church or the pizza?

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>>13729536
Shit founder.
Shit ingredients.
Shit pizza.
Papa Shit Johns.

>> No.13729867

>>13729852
the church was very tame and middling, one of those meant to appeal to as many people as possible while compromising whatever point it may have had
the pizza had very tough bread and the cheese and sauce were very bland
overall i'd rate the experience a 3/10

>> No.13729879

>>13729867
Something tells me you need to repent and give your soul to Jesus.

>> No.13729887

>>13729879
what a bizarre smarmy manner of discourse you've learned

>> No.13730095

>>13729546
fpwp

>> No.13730121

>>13730095
This. First post wins prize.

>> No.13730213

>>13729822
>a mod/blaze pizza
who?

>> No.13730240

i like it but its the only place that makes me pee out of my butt

>> No.13730247

>>13729867
The church got the pizza for free most likely, which in turn likely means that it was unsold from last night. Get it fresh, you'll see.

>> No.13730558

>>13729691
Pizza hut lost because you got the bizarre "hand tossed" crust. They came out with that nonsense a couple years back to ape Dominos' revamp.
It's amazing how fast people have forgotten that Pan crust was their defacto since the '80s.

I'm assuming Little Caesars got destroyed because you just grabbed a hot'n'ready that'd been sitting there. They're pretty damn good when you actually order a pizza.

>> No.13730679

>>13730558
not sure how a fresher pie would've made the sauce taste better. the rest of the pizza was fine.
None of the pizza's were super "fresh" for that matter.

>> No.13731140

>>13729536
They ousted based papa "niggerguy" jon so they can go fuck themselves.

>> No.13731367

>>13730213
one of those pizza chains that is set up like a subway/chipotle where you tell people what to put on it.

>> No.13731501

>>13729630
they have a thin crust, you need to ask for it
I don't like it because it's more like a big cracker

>> No.13731521

PIZZA HUT

PAPA JOHNS

DOMINOS

THAT IS THE TIER LIST

>> No.13731533

>>13729630
>yeah but its not thin and crispy either.
>wanting thin and delicate crust when you could have thick and flavorful crust

Thinfags belong on a cross

>> No.13731567

>>13729536
>oh wow it's a pizza but it tastes like fucking sugar
not that I'd ever order from any of the big four pizza chains when I can get better pizza for cheaper from almost all the local places in my city, but out of them, papa john's is by far the worst. At least domino's has their pan variant that is actually borderline okay if you get it cooked well. At least little ceasar's has a potentially useful gimmick and their crazy bread is nice for the first couple sticks before the salt is too much. Pizza hut is also shit, but it's less saccharine so it's slightly less shit.

>> No.13731625

I worked for papa for two years . The reason why toppings are under the cheese is that
>pizza making station is setup so that veggies->meats->cheese as you go down the aisle
>cheese gets a better crust/cook when it’s on top
Also for some reason we only put pepperoni under the cheese of you order double pepperoni or a meats pizza. We put one portion of pepperoni under the cheese and the second portion on top. A single pepperoni portion pizza always goes on top of the cheese, if not then the pizza maker fucked up

>> No.13731746

>>13729536
I agree. Out of papa John's, pizza hut, and domino's, papa is by far the best. Never had Caesars to compare, but as a chain i dont imagine it would be much better. Also from NY so I do know a good pizza.

>> No.13731751

>>13729536
The big four are all trash. Who cares if your turd is a little sweeter than the other 3 piles of shit?

>> No.13732754

Do you guys like Blaze Pizza or any of the similar ones where you add ingredients to your pizza before cooking it at the end (think Chipotle for Pizza, kinda)? It's obviously a lot more expensive than the Big Four but it's pretty good since you can customize the pizza to your taste, no?

>> No.13732770

>>13731521
Pizza Hut is greasy as fuck, no way would I put them at #1.

>> No.13732779

>>13729560
garliquor

>> No.13732792

>>13729691
how the fuck do you do a blind taste test of that shit? papa johns has pretty distinct crust that is chewier than any other chain. dominos puts garlic on the crusts. pizza hut has sweeter sauce than the others, and little caesars is just little caesars

>> No.13732857

>>13729576
if they're under the cheese wouldn't that make them bottomings?

>> No.13732874

>>13732857
No, but it is your position during gay sex

>> No.13732963

>>13732857
Lol
>>13732874
Oof

>> No.13733459

>>13729645
Listen here douchebag, one of the best pizza places in baton rouge, fleur de lis, does toppings under cheese almost exclusively and I’ll fucking bet you my ass/mouth it’s better than your faggoty pizza unless it’s pizza margerhita. Come order an around the world with a pint sometime and learn something for once

>> No.13733473

>>13729828
I hope you're saying that because OP was clearly talking about the primary delivery chains and not actual pizza restaurants. Mod is great.

>> No.13733480

>>13732754
You can customize pizzas anywhere, but yeah, generally I like those better.

>> No.13733491

they've fucked up my orders so many times so I've stopped using them.

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>>13729536
don't listen to those anons, Papa John's has always been /ourpizza/, /ck/ has turned into reddit colony and they hate us and come here to bully us because they are filled with hate

>> No.13735290

>tfw just realized there has been no evidence presented to the public that Papa John said the gamer word