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>order Girl Scout cookies from a cute kid at work
>finally get my cookies
>they expire in 6 months
Fuck this scam, no wonder you have to re buy them every year they barely have a shelf life

>> No.13729465

>>13729457
I hate those things and I hate the g*rl scout scam

>> No.13729468

Girl Scouts are a liberal tranny organization. Buy Keebler next time.

>> No.13729484
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>>13729457
>he hasn't hacked into the system yet

>> No.13729496

>>13729468
>>13729484
Wtf I love Keebler now

>> No.13729500
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>>13729457
It literally says on the box to freeze them, so what's the problem? But yeah, what the others said

>> No.13729513
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A couple years ago, when the S'mores first came out, my sisters had a case left over that they couldn't sell. Ended up selling the case (12 boxes) on ebay for $147, can't believe how obsessed people get with these fucking cookies

>> No.13729582

Why does it take you 6 months to eat cookies. Takes me 6 hours

>> No.13729590

>>13729582
You should not eat them all at once very fattening.

>> No.13729598

>>13729590
You're consuming the same amount in the end.

>> No.13729601

>>13729598
over a longer period of time which is healthier

>> No.13729607

>>13729457
What the fuck are you shit?
Is this an american thing?
Why are you planning on storing cookies for that long?
Do you buy 100 packages of them? Do you leave them at your summer cabin?

>> No.13729629

>>13729457
>>order Girl Scout cookies from a cute kid at work
when "cute kid" is the first thing you think of when you see a child, you might be a pedophile
seek help you fucking sicko

>> No.13729655

>>13729484
This, plus you can get generic store brand analogues for even cheaper and they still taste identical

>> No.13729692

>>13729607
>Do you leave them at your summer cabin?
Yes but my summer cabin in a house in Arizona and I go there in the winter because fuck -40 North Dakota winters

>> No.13729698

>>13729607
The point is I’m forced to buy them every year because no matter how much I buy now it will expire before next year, even generic store cookies last longer than 6 months

>> No.13729704

>>13729457
what would the world do without preservatives. I swear.

>> No.13729713
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>>13729500
>>13729457
Do Americans really freeze cookies?

>> No.13729731

>>13729713
I freeze homemade cookies because a batch is like 24-36 and my little household isn't going to eat them all before they go stale.
Most cookies freeze well and thaw fast.

>> No.13729734

>>13729731
Aren't they soggy though?

>> No.13729753

>>13729457
Put em in the freezer, you dumb fucking millennial.

>> No.13729754

>>13729698
But what's the problem? Isn't it better to have fresh cookies?

>> No.13729761

>>13729734
Do you not have freezers in whatever subhuman shithole you live in?

>> No.13729785

>>13729607
girl scout cookies are only available seasonally.

>> No.13729891

>>13729457
>Actually expects them to not be devoured in less than 6 months
What are you trying to do, stockpile them in your bunker/fapcave for the apocalypse that won't ever come?

>> No.13729921

>>13729785
They're available year round. Girl Scout branded cookies are in the grocery store every month of the year, and the factories that produce the cookies have their own brands and sell the same cookies under slightly different names.

>> No.13729947

>>13729629
Projecting this hard...

>> No.13729977

>>13729734
dumbass, what?

>> No.13729994

stfu retard

>> No.13731542

Why do you buy your weed from children ?

>> No.13731548

>>13729457
>order
What? I buy them directly from the girls in front of whatever designated grocery store they're at.

>> No.13731557

>>13729629
I'm super against pedos cause my dad is one but that sentence didn't trigger me. Cute is just a common word that applies to things that kids do and are.

Think cute is a sexual thing is the real problem.

>> No.13731560

>>13729457
>6 months
>for cookies
how long do you want them to last you nutjob

>> No.13731673

>>13731542
Is that strain still I'm circulation? I never see it anywhere anymore.

>> No.13731718

>>13729457
Do what the rest of us have done forever. Freeze them. They'll be fine. Keebler makes knock-offs that are just as good too.

>> No.13731740

>>13729698
>forced to buy
you're approaching this wrong, you don't have to buy the damn cookies at all

>> No.13731990

>>13729785
So what god gamn it?
You gotta have your girly wirly cookie wookies to fill up your tum tum year around?

>> No.13733249

>>13729457
i have no idea what you are complaining is about

>> No.13733296

>>13729698
thin mints last like a fucking decade even if you store them in a garage.

>> No.13733298

>>13729734
you don't freeze them in a block of ice, you use a freezer

>> No.13733321

>>13729734

?????????????

Bro people literally freeze wedding cake for a year and it comes out the same. Have you never used a freezer before in your life?

>> No.13733912

>>13729457
Unrelated but I ate a lunchable that said it needed to be used by January this year, am I going to make it lads?

>> No.13733917

>>13733912
Nope. Sorry my dude, practically an heroed eating that

>> No.13733921

>>13731990
Cute lolis bring them to you tho

>> No.13733938

>>13733912
F

>> No.13733943

>>13729484
Holy shit bros I bought these yesterday and they’re way better than Girl Scouts. And you get twice was many cookies

>> No.13734034

>>13733912
I'm surprised you made it long enough to fill out the captcha.

>> No.13734343

imagine being american and complaining about not enough preservatives in food

>> No.13734363

>>13729513
I got snores a week ago and they were nothing like that wtf

>> No.13734385

Are GS cookies year-round now? They’ve been slinging that crap at my grocery store for months now. Go away.

>> No.13735324
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>>13734363
For some reason there are two different bakeries depending on where you live

>> No.13735336

>Get samoas
>They say caramel something or whatever on the box
Little bigot children

>> No.13735381

>>13729457
They won't even last through this week you fat fuck, don't lie.

>> No.13735394

the generic walgreens tag-a-longs are decent and cheaper.

>> No.13735423

>>13729457
You can freeze them dumbass.

>> No.13735429

>>13729713
I put thin mints in the freezer, makes them even better

>> No.13735880

>>13729713
Do yuropoors not own freezers?

>> No.13735930

>>13729484
These are 100% better than samoas.

>> No.13735972

>>13729457
I usually buy a couple of boxes and always eat them in less than a week. why would you want to store cookies like a hamster or something?

>> No.13736016

>>13729734
>its retarded third worlders that cant afford a freezer making posts about americans
hahahahahaha

>> No.13736039

>>13729468
>>13729484
>>13729496
>>13733943
>>13735930
this is how easily conservative "christians" are manipulated. bet you suddenly loooooooved chick fil a in 2012

>> No.13736057

i always make the girl scouts reach into my pants for the money. they dont know i have a hole in my pocket and no underwear. im actually able to cum most times

>> No.13737730

>>13736039
this, americans are fucking retarded, especially conservative cuck retards who have a power fantasy but somehow end up with corporations exploiting them without them even realising it.

>> No.13737863

>>13735324
>little brownie bakers
>they don't sell brownies
Why

>> No.13737882

>>13737863
https://www.girlscouts.org/en/our-program/grade-levels/what-brownies-do.html

>> No.13737897

What are some good knock off brands so I don't have to give money to the jew scouts?

>> No.13737933

>>13737897
Maybe read the thread before you post in it

>> No.13737960

>>13737897
You sound like a jehovah's witness.

>> No.13738015

>>13737730
>muh corporations

>> No.13738055

>>13737882
That article doesn't answer my question.

>> No.13738511

>>13737933
Yeah I did and there was like one mention of Keebler and that was it

>> No.13738514

>>13729582
Agreed. Shelf life isn't really a problem with those single-serving packages.

>> No.13738518

>>13729713
If said cookies are girl scout cookies and therefore perceived as only available a few times a year, yeah.

>> No.13738522

>>13738055
Girl scouts are called brownies because you cant call them brownshirts

>> No.13738525
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>>13729692
>North Dakota
>he doesn't spell it 'nor takohtah.'
Coastie detected

>> No.13738556

>>13729731
LONDON
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D
O
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I'll gladly eat any almost stale cookies bro

>> No.13738683

>>13729655
I disagree. Keebler actually tastes better.

>> No.13738691

>>13738525
>complaining about people who have access to good food on a food board while simultaneously being proud of your tater tot sloppot
Why do flyovers do this?

>> No.13738789

>>13738691
>my parents didn't want me.
I'm sorry you don't know what a loving household is.

>> No.13738897

>>13738683
Also I only listen to country music. Tony Keith!

>> No.13738910

>>13738789
Sometimes I like to think this entire world is a truman show like experience, where no one actually has a loving family, it's all just to fuck with me.

>> No.13739347

>>13738910
Jesus loves you and I love you anon :)

>> No.13739358

>girl scout thread
>no pics of sexy girl scouts

i hate this website

>> No.13740184

>>13738055
>little brownie bakers is named after the tier of scout, not the food
I didn't think I had to spell it out for you.

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>>13739358