ITT: pretentious food

[Anonymous No.13729377]

[Anonymous No.13729381]

That's a drink

[Anonymous No.13729393]

>dude let's take a thing you're supposed to cook and...
>not cook it
>whoa

[Anonymous No.13729398]

>>13729377
Foods (and drinks) arent pretentious.
People are.
Such a gross misuse of the English language here.

[Anonymous No.13729403]

>>13729393
>wa la

[Anonymous No.13729404]

>>13729377
I don't drink whine because I'm an american

[Anonymous No.13729408]

>>13729381

fpbp

[Anonymous No.13729411]

>fungus poop dissolved in grape juice

[Anonymous No.13729414]

>>13729393
t. Tastelet

[Anonymous No.13729420]

[Anonymous No.13729424]

>>13729420
>buy roe at a korean grocery store
>significantly less expensive
>tastes exactly the same

[Anonymous No.13729430]

>>13729420
have you tasted salmon roe? It's fucking taaaasty

[Anonymous No.13729432]

>>13729420
That's roe roe and roe. They can blacken fish roe with dyes.

[Anonymous No.13729439]

>>13729430
I like tobiko more but it's all pretty good

[Anonymous No.13729441]

>>13729414
U mad bro

[Anonymous No.13729450]

>>13729424
>>13729432
Exactly the point, people take the whole caviar meme too far

[Anonymous No.13729459]

>>13729430
Disagree. It tastes like that water that pools up in a bag of baby carrots and sea salt.

[Anonymous No.13729470]

>>13729393
>you're supposed to
Who said ?

[Anonymous No.13729482]

>>13729470
The human digestive system.

[Anonymous No.13729505]

>>13729482
You're a weak nigga, I'm sorry for you. Raw eggs are delicious.

[Anonymous No.13729512]

>>13729482
Pretty much every hunter-gatherer culture on earth considers warm meat from a fresh kill to be a delicacy.

[Anonymous No.13729557]

>>13729512
uma

[Anonymous No.13729658]

>>13729393
This kills Mr. Bean.

[Anonymous No.13729736]

>wow raw fish on vinegar rice, so sophisticated

[Anonymous No.13729746]

>>13729736
yeah fuck you too

[Anonymous No.13729768]

Americans at McDonalds
>rrawwrr I'm a CARNIVORE give it to me still mooing!
Americans in front of actual fresh meat
>is it safe? UGH is that RAW? eew yuckeeee! mommy can we stop at McDonalds on the way home?!? meat comes from the store, this is barbaric!

[Anonymous No.13729795]

>>13729768
what are you talking about?

Americans are definitely overly cautious with raw meat when it comes to foodborne illness as that is what the FDA orders everyone be trained from a young age, but like wtf are you whining about even?

Also it is super interesting that states full of mexicans are more likely to have passports and states not near any border less so, who would have thought?

[Anonymous No.13729809]

>>13729795
McDonalds is barely even meat, same goes for your gas station "rrawwrrr paleo hunter snax fuck vegans lmao"

Get back to me when you can handle scaling and gutting a fish without getting freaked out and going full vegan because your macho posturing was just a defense mechanism for a weak mind

[Anonymous No.13729830]

>>13729809
>McDonalds is barely even meat
what does this have to do with my post? No one is defending McDonalds' meat quality
>Get back to me when you can handle scaling and gutting a fish
You realize that most flyover men have at least some experience with this? This rant you are doing is fucking weird and rather detached from reality

[Anonymous No.13729835]

>>13729809
lol at the idea that gutting fish suggests you have a strong mind?

[Anonymous No.13729950]

baked beans
ever since that dude got caught in the theater all the niggas in the hood buyin beans for clout

[Anonymous No.13730106]

>>13729512
I know plains native americans would rip the liver out of fresh killed bison and eat it raw.

[Anonymous No.13730682]

>>13729420
>>13729430
Rainbow trout and whitefish roe are the best ones available.

[Anonymous No.13730696]

>>13730106
Even in white culture you eat raw liver from your first kill.

[Anonymous No.13730747]

>>13729393
How the fuck is tartare pretentious?
It's just fresh meat, egg yolks, salt, pepper, pickle and onion
It's as simple as a meal can get
It's also delicious

[Anonymous No.13730895]

>>13730747
You have to go to high class place to it

[Anonymous No.13730911]

Dark chocolate

[Anonymous No.13731283]

>>13729512
Yeah, and humans haven't been hunter-gatherers for a few thousand years.

[Anonymous No.13731450]

>>13731283
That's literally a picture of a hunter-gatherer family eating their hunted food but okay.

[Anonymous No.13731670]

>>13731450
No it's not. It's a picture of a purposely anachronistic family conducting obsolete rituals for no reason other than sentimentality. Humanity has not been hunter-gatherers for millennia. Do you think they hunted that plastic bag or gathered the cotton for their shirts?

[Anonymous No.13731675]

>>13731670
>for no reason other than sentimentality
The reason is they live in the extreme north and shipping in grocery store type food is prohibitively expensive, so they still hunt and fish and maintain a more or less traditional lifestyle but go off I guess.
Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.13731690]

>>13731675
I feel like you're missing the point, which is that human digestive systems and human dietary needs have advanced to a point where eating raw meat is far from healthy.

Eating raw meat from a fresh kill was considered a delicacy for many reasons. It was considered a rite of passage and a reward, and it was possibly advantageous because refrigeration and most preservation methods had not been perfected. If there was an alternative, it could never be considered the most nutritious option, even when humans had first evolved. I don't even know what your point is other than "Some people hunt, therefore everyone should eat raw meat."

[Anonymous No.13731697]

>>13731690
Right back at you: "some people live in suburbs therefor nobody should eat raw meat"

[Anonymous No.13732313]

>>13729746
He has a point. Tell me you haven't seen faux cultured normies trying to signal to everyone just how fucking sophisticated they are by flexing their pretend enjoyment of shit grade sushi

[Anon No.13732884]

>>13729398
Hey, I get it! You are unironically defining yourself for our explicit lels. Thank you, toppest kek.

[Anonymous No.13732891]

>>13729768
I like my steak Pittsburgh blue. Kek

[Anonymous No.13732905]

>>13732891
Fuck off, Did you miss the first post in this thread that said that you're a faggot?

[Anonymous No.13732921]

>>13729377
>swish wine around in glass, look at it closely
>"mmm nice legs on this one"
*sniff*
>"I'm picking up some subtle minerality"
*SNIFF*
>"oh is that toasted cedar?"
*SNIIIIIIFFFFFF*
>"I can definitely smell black cherries"
>take a tiny sip
>flap my tongue against the top of my mouth
*SLPSLPSLPSLPSLPSLP*
>"Balanced mouthfeel, fairly fruit forward, good round texture"
>spit wine out
That's pretentious anon. But that's not all wine. Not all wine has to be pretentious. For me, it's those massive jugs of Carlo Rossi.

[Anonymous No.13732968]

>>13731697
I get your point, but it still stands that nobody should be eating raw meat regularly. Novelty, tradition, emergency, and taste are fine reasons on the rare occasion. Everyone has access to fire.

[Anonymous No.13732983]

>>13729393
If you sear the tartare it becomes an undercooked burger patty.

[Anonymous No.13733000]

>>13730895
maybe in america
in eastern europe tartar is not a high class food at all

[Anonymous No.13733003]

>>13733000
>Eastern Europe
>High class anything
Hmm

[Anonymous No.13733007]

>>13733003
comparatively

[Anonymous No.13733040]

>>13733007
You are forgiven

[Anonymous No.13733066]

>>13732968
I get your point, but it still stands that nobody should be eating MEAT regularly. Novelty, tradition, emergency, and taste are fine reasons on the rare occasion. Everyone has access to other sources of protein. And fuck off with your "muh b12", there's plenty of b12 in non-meat foods. Vegetarian != vegan. A lettuce on your hamboigah isn't going to make you die of b12 deficiency, neckbeard.

[Anonymous No.13733089]

>>13733066
(You)
Now go away faggot

[Anonymous No.13733093]

>>13729393
Is leaving out the ketchup too pretentious for you as well you faggot?

[Anonymous No.13733097]

>>13729736
It's literally japanese fast food and has been for centuries.

[Anonymous No.13733102]

>>13732313
Ah su-shi! I practically live off the stuff. The mysteries of the Orient are no mystery to me.

[Anonymous No.13733105]

>>13729736
no one thinks sushi is sophisticated

[Anonymous No.13733107]

i dont think food can be pretentious i think its more of how you present it though some foods will be subjugated to pretentious faggots more like caviar

[Anonymous No.13733111]

>>13730895
tartare is in no way high class lol>>13730911
hard agree but its still good

[Anonymous No.13733121]

>>13733105
See >>13732313

[Anonymous No.13733127]

Can you believe Obama admitted to eating this shit? What a pretentious wanker. So out of touch with the average Joe. I don't even want to imagine how many hours a coal miner in Kentucky would have to work before he could afford a jar of this stuff.

[Anonymous No.13733174]

>>13733127
Probably 0.3-0.5 hours

[Anonymous No.13733204]

if you think red wine is pretentious you're too young to be posting here

[Anonymous No.13733288]

>>13730895
What's the absolute shithole you live ?
It's literally 2€ here, beef or horse and it's perfectly healthy

[Anonymous No.13733299]

>>13733204
Or they still believe that there are two genders and that speaking english isn't a hate crime

[Anonymous No.13733304]

>>13733299
What is the equivalent word for being a coomer/coombrain but for retards like this post

[Anonymous No.13733400]

>>13733304
Any of the following will do:
Flyovers
Republicans
Am*ricans
Wh*teoids

[Anonymous No.13733428]

Fast-Food in general is the most pretentious food ever. They sell it like it's something other than pure shit.

[Anonymous No.13733460]

>>13731690
we haven't appreciably evolved as a species in around 10-12k years when some of us acquired the ability to drink milk into adulthood without shitting our pants. Our digestive systems are the same as our hunter gatherer ancestors otherwise

[Anonymous No.13734323]

My balls lmao

[Anonymous No.13734407]

>>13732968
You keep saying "nobody" like we've all been living in New York City for the past 200'000 years but those people in that image have been living in the stone age until about 1930 and have only had "modern" food introduced into their diet within the past 50 years or so.
They're not the only culture in this circumstance, and they're very far indeed from the only culture that still hunts.

We get it dude you're a limp-wristed faggot afraid of meat. Get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.13734568]

>>13733127
Coal miners are unionized and make a really good living as long as the mine is producing, terrible for your health tho

[Anonymous No.13734586]

>>13729809
Why do you type like you season your food with ground HRT pills?

[Anonymous No.13734595]

>>13729430
I hate roe I also hate the way it pops when you eat it. so gross why do people eat fish bait

[Anonymous No.13734604]

>>13733127
spicy mustard is pretty basic black people food

[Anonymous No.13734679]

>>13733127
Coal plants are shutting down all over flyover land nowadays. More coal plants have shut down under in the last 3 years than the preceding 8 years.

Doesn't matter, flyovers are scared of food with gombunist french sounding names like Poupon so they wouldn't buy it even if they could afford it.

[Anonymous No.13734749]

>>13729404
Napa valley called, it says you should consider suicide.

[Anonymous No.13734817]

ITT:
Salty poor people

[Anonymous No.13734959]

>>13734407
Why does everything have to be one extreme or the other for you? When was the last time you had a normal discussion that didn't devolve into punching straw men? I'm not saying that these people don't exist, just that they would be better served cooking their meat. Something that's hardly a "modern" concept.

We get it dude you're a cool self-subsistent hunting man living off the land. Get over yourself.

[Anonymous No.13734994]

>>13734959
>Why does everything have to be one extreme or the other for you?
You're the one speaking in absolutes, faggoli, I am merely providing counter examples.
When was the last time you considered lifestyles other than your own? Why do you think your own personal experiences are universally standard?

[Anonymous No.13735007]

>>13729404
Nigga in the middle's got drip. Wtc that nike beanie?

[Anonymous No.13735025]

>>13734994
What lifestyle or circumstance would require one to eat uncooked meat? What makes you think I live in a big city? The fact that we are in a disagreement? He is disagreeing with me on something so he musy represent everything that I despise? Is that it?

I'm not even saying the lifestyles of these raw-meat eating cultures are invalid. I think they are plenty valid, and am happy for them to exist in our diverse world. My only point is that they are not locally optimal lifestyles. Does my putting it that way make it easier for you to find enough common ground with me to actually tell me why you think I'm wrong instead of strawmanning my position?

[Anonymous No.13735102]

>>13729512
>Backwoods third worlders do it so it must be alright

[Anonymous No.13736460]

>>13729430
I'm a fan of flying fish roe, but I haven't had it in over half a decade.

[Anonymous No.13736485]

>>13732891
Yeah, and you like your dick Detroit black

[Anonymous No.13736487]

>>13733105
XD?

[Anonymous No.13736573]

>>13729736
yikes that ratio of fish to rice blows donkey dick; i mean i appreciate the generous portion but, wtf just get sashimi and don’t pretend that plate makes sense

[Anonymous No.13736640]

>>13729393
Besides the point you are a retard that looks like terrible tartare that was sent through a meat grinder

[Anonymous No.13737003]

>>13729459
Why is this so horrifyingly accurate?

[Anonymous No.13737008]

>>13730106
And yet somehow it was the whites that introduced the virus that killed millions of them. These motherfuckers had the original corona virus.

[Anonymous No.13737011]

>>13729377
almost any modern multiple star michelin restaurant

[Anonymous No.13737019]

>>13737008
>millions
retard

[Anonymous No.13737041]

>>13729377
New York pizza

[Anonymous No.13737707]

>>13731690
that's not the definition of advanced

[Anonymous No.13738440]

>>13734749
Napa Valley winemakers should consider suicide for unleashing their sugary-sweet "cabs" upon the world.

[Anonymous No.13738461]

>>13733460
Nonsense, we're taller, live longer, and have smaller brains than our ancestors from 10000 years ago.

[Anonymous No.13738519]

>>13737041
New york pizza isn't expensive

[Anonymous No.13739171]

>>13729377
nothing pretentious about downing 2 $3 bottles wines in one day

[Anonymous No.13739368]

>>13732921
>Carlo Rossi
Based