/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13727899]

>he still drinks coffee even though its scientifically proven that caffeine is a feedback loop with no actual benefit

[Anonymous No.13728112]

>>13727899
Prove it faggot

[Anonymous No.13728147]

>>13727899
What if I actually like the taste? It's a weird concept to be drinking coffee only for the caffeine.

[Anonymous No.13728148]

>>13727899
Love is also a feedback loop with no actual benefit. No what?

[Anonymous No.13728951]

>>13727899
yer ma's crungy minge loves my feedback loop faggot

[Anonymous No.13728958]

>>13727899
Actually i get my caffeine from monster energy zero ultra
>>13728148
*burp* I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE MORTY

[Anonymous No.13729026]

>>13728147
Yea. I could just drink energy drinks or take caffeine pills if I didn't like the taste of coffee.
But I actually really like how coffee tastes.

[Anonymous No.13729074]

You can never take away the power of Placebo! I'll feel and actually be better doing things that should have no effect but my pure belief in a positive effect will actually improve my life.

[Anonymous No.13729085]

>>13727899
>caffeine is a feedback loop with no actual benefit
caffeine reduced lung congestion. I drink caffeinated beverages 3 times a day to keep my lungs healthy. and I abstain from dairy products.

[Anonymous No.13729145]

Science was invented by coffee drinkers in the first place
Checkmate, atheists

[Anonymous No.13730915]

>>13728147
That's like those people who say they actually enjoy the taste of beer, you're both lying faggots trying to look pretentious

[Anonymous No.13730926]

>he still drinks vodka even though it's scientifically proven that his body will seize up and die if he stops

[Anonymous No.13730936]

What is this thing this 4 chan what is going on

[Anonymous No.13730946]

>>13730915
Nah, you're just a child-palated dork.

[Anonymous No.13730977]

>>13730915
Do people saying shit like this actually believe it? Like do they unironically believe the millions of people ordering a beer or a cup of coffee at a bar or are trying to impress the waiter or something?

[Anonymous No.13730992]

>>13727899
I like my cold brew 1:1 with milk. Shit's outstanding. Otherwise, coffee generally doesn't taste good.
Also, caffeine have no effect on me unless I get it in obscene amounts. And even then, it's not "energizing" - I'm makes me slightly tipsy instead.

[Anonymous No.13731009]

>>13730977
And there's people that like different kinds and types of beer and coffee.

[Anonymous No.13731021]

>>13731009
Yes, but what does that have to do with the tinfoil-hat-tier idea that everyone who has a beer or a cup of black coffee is an impostor trying to "look pretentious"?

[Anonymous No.13731034]

>>13727899
You're thinking of nicotine, faggot. Caffeine has a measurable benefit.

That said, most people consume WAY too much. Learned that the hard way.

[Anonymous No.13731082]

>>13731034
Nicotine prevents degenerative brain diseases. There's good research on it.

[Anonymous No.13731242]

>>13728148
*tips fedora*

[Anonymous No.13731509]

>>13727899
I like it. Go fuck yourself

[Anonymous No.13731519]

>>13730977
you ever hear of the phrase "you dont drink for the taste"?
its because you fucking dont. you drink to get drunk.

[Anonymous No.13731552]

>>13731519
Not even lying, I like the bitter taste of beer. Also I drink coffee with a splash of cream. I dont get why you fags let neckbeards on 4chins dictate your taste because muh anti social pressure. Enjoy life.

[Anonymous No.13731556]

>>13731519
"you don't drink it for the taste" is alkie cope, because they can't afford to binge-drink anything that actually tastes decent.

[Anonymous No.13731561]

i quit coffee 4 days ago and I feel fantastic

[Anonymous No.13731573]

>>13731082
I think you might be confused with nicotinic acid, better known as niacin.

[Anonymous No.13731600]

>>13731552
i dont enjoy the taste of beer because it tastes like shit. i dont drink coffee either, it tastes like shit. i drink water, because it has no taste and its entirely healthy.
>>13731556
you might have a point there

[Anonymous No.13731634]

I don't know what's stranger. Assuming millions of people are faking their enjoyment of coffee or getting so upset trying to convince total strangers that you do indeed enjoy the taste of coffee.

[Anonymous No.13731708]

>>13731600
when you get old enough to drink legally you'll understand

[Anonymous No.13731731]

>>13731708
im 24.

[Anonymous No.13731759]

>>13731731
when your mind catches up to your body you'll understand

[Anonymous No.13731763]

>>13731573
I'm not. Google it.

[Anonymous No.13731769]

>>13731600
Cursed with the tongue of a corpse.

[Anonymous No.13731786]

>>13728148
Now*
Who said I valued love? When I get my urges, I just go to other countries and beat and rape the women there.

[Anonymous No.13731793]

>>13730915
Coffee and beer do taste good

[Anonymous No.13731811]

>>13731769
yeah enjoy your pounds and stunted brain, lardass

[Anonymous No.13731832]

>>13730992
Chug two bangs and enter the next realm.

[Anonymous No.13731849]

>>13727899
I mostly drink coffee because it is like selecting easy mode for shits. Doesn't hurt that it is also rich in antioxidants and I feel energized by it.

[Anonymous No.13731912]

>>13731811
>enjoying the taste of beer = living off the stuff
and who's he one with the stunted brain?

[Anonymous No.13731973]

>>13728147
Nobody likes coffee, same for beer or alcohol in general, stop being pretentious

[Anonymous No.13732026]

>>13731912
i meant coffee

[Anonymous No.13732311]

>>13731786
i love how a board full of millions of white incels post a Middle Eastern chad as their savior.

makes me feel worshipped

[Anonymous No.13732323]

>>13732311
Wow. So you guys really do have no concept of ironic humor.

[Anonymous No.13732332]

>>13732311
>chad
that guy is one of the goofiest lookin mofos Ive ever seen

[Anonymous No.13732349]

>>13727899

but this is a good thing
It means you can drink coffee your whole life and not suffer long term consequences

[Anonymous No.13732935]

>>13732026
Coffee has no calories, fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.13732942]

>>13731973
Why do manchildren subhumans think you can speak on behalf of someone else's tastes? Go have some gummy bears and choccy milk, you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.13732944]

>>13731519
Literal sperg right here.

[Anonymous No.13732952]

>>13731600
You can feel the obesity in this post.

[Anonymous No.13732961]

>>13728112
caffeine has no calories therefore it cannot provide energy

[Anonymous No.13732964]

>>13729085
that's a strange way of saying you use non-dairy creamer

[Anonymous No.13733719]

>>13732961
Checkmate atheists

[Anonymous No.13733743]

>>13727899
im seeing more tomoko lately in any section of 4chan.

its feeled natural how she just hated coffe in 1st year.
keep on sipping it in 2nd year but still not loving it.
Then in 3rd year she drinks it as a daily basis.


That's how it works in real life right? you just hate it as a kid , then drink it sometimes when other people offers it to you and finally you get hooked by the coffe.

[Anonymous No.13733761]

>>13733743
No, in real life your taste buds mature as you grow older and you stop reflexively disliking bitter drinks.

[Anonymous No.13733963]

https://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+does+caffeine+work

[Anonymous No.13733972]

>>13728147
>>13729026
Same, also helps me poop in the morning.

[Anonymous No.13733995]

>>13727899
I’ve trued to stop but it’s tasty and a nice morning ritual
Even though it’s toxic bean anxiety juice

[Anonymous No.13734014]

I chew up at least 4 200mg of caffeine per day and I spend every hour after 10am until I get off work fighting nodding off despite being a manual labor job and sleeping 9 hours per night. I will literally be falling asleep while walking around the shop having to slap myself to keep my eyes open while trying to turn wrenches. I want to kill myself so much. My life is spent fighting the urge to sleep non stop day after day after day. I've put cars in ditches. I've woken up in strange parking lots with no memory of how I got there. On the weekends I sleep over 14 hours per night. If I died tomorrow it would be a relief. Imagine going to work on 2 hours of sleep. Now imagine it every single day for years. This is what my life feels like. I hope I get a painless terminal disease

[Anonymous No.13734018]

>>13733743
Yes that’s how it works

[Anonymous No.13734050]

>>13734018
Speak for yourself.

[Anonymous No.13734447]

>>13730915
>>13731973
>>13731519
>I don't like how X tastes so that means nobody likes how X tastes

[Anonymous No.13734457]

>>13730915
>>13731519
When you're above 20 it'll make sense one day. I suspect the brain rewires itself to enjoy the flavors because it understands their relationship to the effect they cause, but it does start tasting good. I don't like consuming caffeine or ethanol anymore but I'll have a nice beer for the flavor sometimes, or a decafe with a slice of cake.

[Anonymous No.13736353]

>>13734447

[Anonymous No.13736687]

>>13736353
Randall has a good comic but my god that man is a fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.13736835]

>>13731519
Do people actually like the feeling of being drunk? That's the only drawback of alcoholic drinks for me.

[Anonymous No.13736967]

>>13736835
I do. Even though I don't feel any of the pleasant dopaminergic sensations people usually get from alcohol, it's still better than being sober.

[Anonymous No.13737599]

>>13736835
Drinking is absolute bliss. I'm drunk right now. It eases the pain.

[Anonymous No.13737666]

>>13736687
>>13736353
there is still no way I can see the asshole on the who doesn't like beer as being in the right. He is told if he doesn't like it then he shouldn't drink it yet continues to be a fag about it

[Anonymous No.13737687]

>>13734014
Narcolepsy, maybe?

[Anonymous No.13737714]

is coffee good for you