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I fucked up bros
How do I make my ass stop burning?

>> No.13724767

Have you tried not being white?

>> No.13724777

>>13724764
Drink some milk. Since you're white, you have the option.

>> No.13724782

Try not eating faggoty meme foods.

>> No.13724787
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13724787

>> No.13724789

>>13724764
Smear some preparation h on your bung hole.

>> No.13724800

>>13724787
lol

>> No.13724804

>>13724764
Your ass burns because you're not used to it.
Capsaicin is squats for your digestive tract

>> No.13724808

>>13724804
gay

>> No.13724816

>>13724764
Smear some vaseline on and inside your asshole.

>> No.13724819

>>13724808
you should start lifting fatass

>> No.13724831 [DELETED] 
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13724831

>Capsaicin is squats for your digestive tract

>> No.13724836

>>13724831
why is he pointing?

>> No.13724839

>>13724764
milk enema

>> No.13724859 [DELETED] 
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13724859

>why is he pointing?

>> No.13724911

>>13724859
I don't understand

>> No.13724942

>>13724764
Shove a push pop up there. Take pictures.

>> No.13724953

I kind of enjoy the butt burn from peppers
no homo

>> No.13724961

>>13724953
yes homo

>> No.13724972

>>13724953
homo homo homo

>> No.13725701

>>13724816
Better yet, over the counter hydrocortisone cream.

>> No.13725709

>>13724764
Stop falling for these meme chilis and stick to the classics like Scotch bonnets.

>> No.13725710

>>13724764
You just got to ride the pain bro. Think of what your mother went through for you.

>> No.13725715

>>13725710
When she squeezed OP out of her anus

>> No.13725720

>>13725710
cringe

>> No.13725728

>>13725720
Caesarean baby deteccted

>> No.13725736

>>13725720
found the anti-natalist retard tranny lover

>> No.13725737

>>13724816
This does work if you do it before you shit.

>> No.13725746

>>13724787
lulz

>> No.13725749

>>13724816
>>13725737
Should try out oral frozen petrolatum.

>> No.13725752

stick an ice cube up your asshole, jk, but do it anyways :)

>> No.13726209

>>13725715
Lol OP confirmed for butt baby

>> No.13726221

Buttchug some milk

>> No.13726230

>>13724764
Keep a shit-filled condom in your freezer so you can insert it in times like these.

>> No.13726247

>>13726230
This. Every “chilihead” I’ve ever met has one ready to go.

>> No.13726267

>>13724767
I'm white and I can take hot food just fine

>> No.13726764

>>13725715
kek

>> No.13726771

>>13724764
toilet paper dipped in milk

>> No.13726772

Eat more of the good stuff
You get used to it

>> No.13726781

>>13726267
Sounds like your father isn't who you think he is.

>> No.13726792

>>13726267
Check that woodpile (aka 23&me), I'm afraid you're wrong my fine feathered mutt.

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13726803

>Eat more of the good stuff
>You get used to it