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Did you do anything interesting /ck/ related on this Friday night? I made a burger, grazed on half a left over pizza portal Hawaiian, and picked up some Taco Bell for good measure. No whiskey tonight; just vodka, chocolate milk, and Good Burger on the blu-ray.

>> No.13723163

>>13723158
hey look guys, the fat taco bell guy is back blogging again. I hope you get a coronary. quit posting this dumb bullshit.

>> No.13723193
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>>13723158
Here's the Pizza Portal Hawaiian when it was fresh. The first 3 slices aren't bad when they're still hot, but there's honestly no real way to bring it back after that point.

>> No.13723196

>>13723158
No woman will ever love you.

>> No.13723203

>>13723193
those things are like 2300 calories and yet you still had to buy taco bell and make a burger to go with it. jesus christ

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>>13723203
The pizza is left over from last night, silly.

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>>13723158
Ordered pic related, unironically tastes fucking amazing

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>>13723158
Give it time, Anon. /ck/ might hate you now, but when this website is on its last legs and begins to reminisce about the past, you'll be in our memories.

>> No.13723321

>>13723265
Since when has anyone been ironic about how a good tastes?

>> No.13723336

>>13723321
shrimp ham pineapple and bacon? I don't think anyone could take that order seriously

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>>13723158
I played poker at a bar tonight. Drank Jameson neat and Miller Lite bottles and ate lemon pepper wings. Won $25. Now I'm home drunk and smoking dude weed before bed

Pic related is the last food picture I took. MOD pizza

I like your threads

>> No.13723375

>>13723358
nice blog faggot

>> No.13723385

>>13723158
>>>/facebook/

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>>13723375
Thanks. You wanna meet up and touch peens?

>> No.13723434

>>13723265
I think you you've lost the plot.

>> No.13723470

>>13723336
sounds great to me

>> No.13723540

One good thing about coronavirus is you can't get your Taco Bell anymore

>> No.13723560

>>13723158
I had a really great tostada

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>>13723246
The mondo burger is good, but a regular sized patty will always be superior.

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>> No.13724372

>>13723158
Do you do this every day? You posted this same thing Tuesday.

>> No.13724382

>>13723158
How fat are you?

>> No.13724387

>>13723358
What does playing poker have to do with pizza? No one thinks your cool

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>>13724308

>> No.13724605

>>13723158
You eat a lot of food at once. You must have a big stomach to hold all that.

>> No.13725561

>pizza
fucking retarded fat people. eat a vegetable.

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>>13725561
Pizza is a vegetable.

>> No.13725587

>>13725574
only acceptable vegetables:
broccoli
brussel sprouts
cauliflower
cabbage
lettuce
carrots
tomatoes (not pulped into sauce you faggot, whole tomatoes or tomato slices)
watermelon
squash
kale
celery

Now eat a damn vegetable, fatass. No more greasy shit like pizza and burgers. Eat a fruit. Eat a vegetable. Eat a piece of fish. Drink some water. Be healthy.

>> No.13725594

>>13724605
Imagine how ________ his _____ must be

>> No.13725596

>>13725587
what about 2 tablespoons of tomato paste?

>> No.13725607

Ah based diarrheaposter
Back at it again with the massive poops

>> No.13725608

>>13724274
You better not slip up again, fatboi. I’ve got my magnifying glass out.

>> No.13725623

>>13725596
Yeah, die. Doesnt count. Eat a vegetable.

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>>13725587
>tomato
>vegetable

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>>13725681
how's it feel being a dumbass

>> No.13725719

>>13725717
>Tomatoes are fruits
You tell me ag

>> No.13725722

>>13725717
>nutritionists say so!
How about learning from actual scientists?

>> No.13725726

>>13725719
>>13725722
green beans are technically fruits too, if you read that. they were fruits that were declared vegetables by nutritionists. youve called green beans veggies your whole life. a tomato is a vegetable.

>> No.13725732

>>13723358
Delicious looking pizza. Do want.

>> No.13725738

>>13723358
>>13725732
die, fat people

>> No.13725777

>>13725738
I weigh 128lbs soaking wet. Jealous?

>> No.13725793

>>13723158
You're a fat degenerate faggot enjoy the stroke in 10 years piggy

>> No.13725799

>>13725777
prove it fucking retard

>> No.13725803

>>13725799
No, sad gimp sperg.

>> No.13725806

>>13725803
gimp is a good program, its free software, unlike apode photoshit.

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>>13725806
>gimp is a good program, its free software, unlike apode photoshit

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>>13724274
Went light and just picked up a 5 layer and a buffalo chicken nacho fries burrito.
>>13725561
Haha. What's wrong with pizza?

>> No.13725917

Red state desperate cope. Sad, many such cases
.

>> No.13725925

>>13725806
Gimp is fucking garbage.

>> No.13725956

>>13725815
>>13725925
t. proprietards
install gentoo

>> No.13726911

>>13725917
What?

>> No.13727451

>>13723158
Nice, i see you got the dq v itch after watching the movie,enjoy it tacobell anon

>> No.13727464

>>13723158
Can we be friends?

>> No.13727478

>>13725956
>>13725925
>>13725815
>>13725806
WTF? Are we all the same people on every board? I know you faggots are from /g/ and I just left a thread full of /tv/ spergs.

>> No.13727925

>>13727478
I highly doubt that there's much crossover between /g/ and /ck/.

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>>13725815

>> No.13727972

>>13723158
I made mac n cheese and put pulled pork and bbq sauce in it.

>> No.13728015
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>>13725893
Here's tonight's haul.

>> No.13728019

>>13727939
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE PEPPER BRUSH?

>> No.13728026

>>13723158
Not really. I drank a full bottle of whiskey, and was still a little drunk on Saturday evening, so I drank a full bottle of gin, so am still drunk now, and am working my way through a couple of bottles of wine so I'll be nearly sober by the time I have to leave for work Monday morning. I'm going to be late, and I will say it was traffic even though Monday morning traffic is always lighter because of people like me.

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>>13728015
The thing about Taco Bell is that they're really inconsistent, but occasionally they load it up and it's amazing.
>>13727451
I picked up V, VII, & VIII after getting to the endgame in XIS, but the movie did convince me to start with V.

>> No.13728098

>>13723158
Get help

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Can't wait til you're denied your vodka and taco bell because of coronavirus

>> No.13728256

>>13728088
That looks really bad

>> No.13728268

>>13728088
Stupid retard. Dragon Quest is still stuck on Wizardry I-V. Wizardry moved on to more interesting pastures with VI-VIII, but Japanese people are too autistic to understand.

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>>13728088
Burger looking good as always.
>>13728256
That's only because they filled it up so much that the lid smashed down all the toppings.

>> No.13729587

>>13729215
It's time for you to do a crossover episode with the Hotel Papa Johns and Orange Soda guy.

>> No.13729594

>>13729587
wish we could get all three in the same room and gas them

>> No.13729640

>Friday night and I’m alone stuffing my fat fucking face again
Why does op keep making these faggot threads?

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>>13729215
>tfw they're out of potatoes so you get a beef taco for a dollar
>>13729587
Papa Johns is gross.

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>>13730418
Unless you can get fresh squeezed, it's high pulp or bust. Also, when the fuck did a two pack of nyquil start costing more than a handle of vodka? It's a crazy world sometimes.

>> No.13730624

These threads are always really depressing.

>> No.13730646

>>13730624
really? I thought anyone would feel better about their own life after repeatedly seeing how this asshole spends his life in bed or going to Taco Bell, which he eats in bed.

>> No.13730649

>>13730646
You'll understand when you're a little older.

>> No.13730661

>>13730649
I’m 35, but I don’t come here to feel better about my life, I come here to remind myself why I must always be vigilant eating healthy and having proper portions so I never become fat. Once people here stopped knowing how to cook and people on /fit/ stopped exercising I had to overcome and adapt. /ck/ has been my personal /fph/ board for the last 8 years. Implying I would be a kid is stupid. You millennial fags are the ones going around crying about everything. Boomer life is best.

>> No.13730666

>>13730661
35 is still millennial.

>> No.13730669

>>13723158
That's a Bang-Bang-Bang?? I remember when "Chinese takeout with McDonald's on the side" was my height of decadence, yee haw.

>> No.13730685

>>13730666
Millennial boomer

>> No.13730691

>>13730685
Just say you're a 90's kid. We're kind of our own category.

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>>13730498
Haha. These aren't Taco Bell napkins. These are paper towels from the handsink/bathroom, and yet this is what they gave me.

>> No.13730969

>>13728026
>I'm going to be late
I've always found that getting ready 15 minutes earlier is a good way to avoid this.

>> No.13731092

>>13723163
oii cunti boy, be nice with OP, some people just like the thread

>> No.13731099

>>13723203
this its perfect
OP life in couple of words
still like OP

>> No.13731750

>>13731099
Your haikus need work.

>> No.13731775

>>13728015
no one cares you fat fucking sperg

>> No.13731781

do you go to different taco bells to avoid the shame of eating there every single day?

do people in real life know you eat taco bell this often?