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I just received a waffle iron as my sole inheritance from my dead father.

What are your favorite things to make in such an appliance?

>> No.13709332

>>13709326
waffles

>> No.13709337

A waffle iron? Was there a legal will?

What kind of bastard son were you to only get a fucking used waffle iron? Did you two fight before he tipped over?

>> No.13709344

>>13709337
He always wanted me to enter the family pornography business, but I decided to become a waste management engineer instead.

>> No.13709345

>>13709326
>I just received a waffle iron as my sole inheritance from my dead father.
lol

>> No.13709346

>>13709326
Man I hope my father is dead by now. I mean I don’t care enough to actually contact my family and find out tho. It’s funny, the only way I could think to find my family after all these years is by signing up for Facebook, which is only the #2 reason why I never made an account. The first being I hate everyone and don’t want to talk to anyone I ever knew ever again.

>> No.13709347

You can make hash brown cakes and shit in a waffle iron. Shredded zucchini can be done teh same way for low carb options. Cauliflower can be done this way too. Hamburgers can be waffle ironed. Sausages. It's basically a george foreman grill, but waffle-printed.

>> No.13709353

>>13709344
Waste Management makes good money and usually unionized and good benefits. Porn doesn't have any of these perks. Only free AIDs. You got the last laugh on this one.

Your dad being poor from the "family business" and leaving you nothing but his leftovers is proof that you made the right choice.

>> No.13709354

>>13709346
>The first being I hate everyone and don’t want to talk to anyone I ever knew ever again.

i know this feel but i made one years ago anyway. there are like 100 people on my list that i never talk to and never liked to begin with. i don't even post on it i just stare at my feed hoping to read about one of them dying or something.

>> No.13709404

>>13709332
Get a load of this fucking retard

>> No.13709423

Waffles.

>> No.13709506

>>13709354
> i don't even post on it i just stare at my feed hoping to read about one of them dying or something.
:^D

>> No.13709898

>>13709326
liege waffles

>> No.13709928

>>13709326
i bet the state is gonna take half of it away as inheritance tax. fuck, i hate socialists

>> No.13711403

>Only free AIDs. You got the last laugh on this one.
i hate to be that guy... but you're a fucking retard. you could have at least got him on it being degenerate but instead you pull the dumbest card you possibly could have.

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13711667

>>13711403
>sex work is real work!

>> No.13713128

>>13709326
latkes!

>> No.13713179

>>13709344
>He always wanted me to enter the family pornography business
You've got to be related to at least one lawyer then, I'm sure they'd jump at the chance to sue anyone even a family member.

>> No.13713210

i hope you paid the iron price faggot

>> No.13713248

>>13709344
I can't believe Waffle House completely unironically advertises blue waffles.

>> No.13713304

>>13709353
as a certified wastewater operator, what he said.

also, make waffles.

>> No.13713320

Sandwiches with roasted onions and all that. I once bought a sandwich maker and became addicted to it it hehe

>> No.13713384

>>13711403
Look. What >>13713248 said is the middle ground here. The old man can run his porn business and the son can cater waffles to the set after shooting. He can call his business "The Blue Waffle". Hell, he can make a chef-porn of it, himself. Talk about father/son bonding! This was a missed opportunity.

>> No.13714590

Totally out of This World Space Age Moon Waffle

>> No.13714608

>>13709344
Hows life in the mob going for you?

>> No.13714706

>>13709344
>gets out of family porno business
>still gravitates towards scat

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>>13711667
>rage comics
t. underage

>> No.13715281

>>13714706
germans huh?

>> No.13715740

>>13711667
that's not even what i was getting at, you dumb faggot. it's about the idea that these "people" that choose to fuck for a living would not even do something as trivial as require everyone involved to do monthly tests.

no wonder people hate wojak posting so much, retards like you literally taint everything you get your hands on because you're brain-dead.