Oreo Ratings Thread

[Anonymous No.13708970]

I consider myself somewhat of an Oreo connoisseur. Here are my ratings for some of milk's favorite cookie!

The Original - 5/5
Can't go wrong with the OG Oreo cookie, the classic, the one that started it all.

Golden Oreo - 4/5
Perfect for when you want something a little different. A nice and simple variation of the original.

Birthday Cake Oreo - 5/5
Out of all the creative flavors Nabisco has come up with, this has got to be the best. Mostly because it tastes almost similar to the original, but with that extra bit of sweet cake flavor.

Peanut Butter Oreo - 2/5
One would think peanut butter and chocolate would complement each other perfectly, but the peanut butter filling they came up with for this cookie is pretty bland and flavorless.

Mint Oreo - 1/5
No. Just no. Don't get me wrong, I do enjoy mint flavored desserts (thin mints, mint chocolate chip ice cream). But this literally tastes like someone put toothpaste between two cookies.

Red Velvet Oreo - 3/5
I absolutely LOVE red velvet flavored desserts. However, with that being said, this one was a bit underwhelming. Certainly not a bad cookie by any means, but not one that I would willingly purchase on a regular basis. Definitely more of a cookie I'd buy every once in a while when I'm in the mood.

Cinnamon Bun Oreo - 2/5
Maybe it's because I don't really enjoy cinnamon buns to begin with, but this Oreo is overall pretty tasteless. If you enjoy eating a dull cookie with a hint of cinnamon frosting flavor, this is the cookie for you.

Peeps Oreo - 4/5
I actually despise Peeps marshmallow treats. I hate the strange sugary flavor and its weird texture. But for some reason, the flavor just works so well in an Oreo! Definitely looking forward to Spring so I can buy more of these bad boys.

Anyway, I know there are a lot more Oreos out there to rate, but I'm gonna stop here for the sake of time.

[Anonymous No.13708976]

Oreo cakester 100/10

[Anonymous No.13708980]

How fat are you OP?

[Anonymous No.13708984]

ProZD did it better and more accurately. Fuck yourself, you derivative puddle of shit.

[Anonymous No.13708987]

>>13708970
You need a job.

[Anonymous No.13708988]

>>13708980
lmao I'm actually not really that fat at all. Only weigh 140 lbs at 5'7

[Anonymous No.13708993]

original- tastes ok, it's a cookie snack thing in a bag. everything else, especially birthday cake- gross

[Anonymous No.13708995]

>>13708970
you arent reviewbrah so i dont care

[Anonymous No.13708996]

>>13708995
You cared enough to comment on the thread lol

[Anonymous No.13709009]

>>13708970
>red velvet flavored desserts
This is a pasta, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.13709012]

>>13708996
haha wow taking 2 seconds to make a reply means i care a lot
go back to facebook kid

[Anonymous No.13709022]

>>13709012
Why you still here kiddo? You can leave at any time lmao

[Anonymous No.13709031]

>>13708970
>Mint Oreo - 1/5
Opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.13709034]

>>13709022
just rubbing your face in it loser
no one cares about your shitty thread fatass

[Anonymous No.13709040]

>>13709012
>he still has the thread open
anon.....

[Anonymous No.13709047]

>>13709040
i have 4chan x newfag

[Anonymous No.13709133]

>>13708970
>mint oreo - 1/5
>says "no just no"
>shittest taste
No surprises or coincidences here.

[Anonymous No.13709139]

>>13708988
you're a manlet. which is as bad as being obese

[Anonymous No.13709140]

for me, it's pistachio

[Anonymous No.13709151]

Never liked oreos, thought they tasted like dirt. Golden ones are okay.

[Anonymous No.13709175]

Just sayin

[Anonymous No.13709232]

I just want to say trader joe's knockoff is shit. if it ain't oreo, it ain't right

[Anonymous No.13709237]

>>13708970
do americans really?

[Anonymous No.13709241]

S: Low-fat / Original / Dark Chocolate
A+: Double-stuf / Peanut butter chocolate pie
A: Fudgeos / Birthday Cake
B: Cinamon Bun
C:
D: Carrot Cake
E:
F: Golden

No opinion on thins / mint

[Anonymous No.13709254]

>>13709232
word

[Anonymous No.13709257]

>>13708970
how do they get away with false advertising the amount of filling on packaging?
only bought oreos twice because of it

[Anonymous No.13709268]

>>13709241
>Dark chocolate
My nia

[Anonymous No.13709272]

>>13708970
I hate oreos and nabisco as a whole.

[Anonymous No.13709316]

>>13709257
You just have to learn to accept that the filling's never really going to be enough for some people. I personally don't really mind less filling, but to each their own

[Anonymous No.13709327]

>>13708970
>I absolutely LOVE red velvet flavored desserts.
Isn't "red velvet" just chocolate and red food coloring?

[Anonymous No.13709331]

>>13708970
>Oreo connoisseur
fag

[Anonymous No.13709334]

>>13709232
Hydrox is better. And it's the original.

[Anonymous No.13709335]

>>13708970
Double Stuf Oreos are my absolute biggest food weakness. I believe that has the perfect "creme to cookie" ratio to make the ultimate mouth feel possible in a cookie, and I will pound through 10+ after smoking a bowl. I cannot control myself around them.

[Anonymous No.13709336]

>hates mint oreos
>likes birthday oreos
absolute fucking child taste

[Anonymous No.13709387]

>>13709316
>You just have to learn to accept that the filling's never really going to be enough for some people
Nah I just won't buy it lad, I don't have to accept anything.

[Anonymous No.13709410]

>>13709387
You fucking racist! Don’t accept oreos, huh? Go back to /pol/ nazi.

[Anonymous No.13709479]

>>13708970
>Birthday Cake Oreo - 5/5
You're okay in my book

[Anonymous No.13709515]

for me it's swedish fish flavor

[Anonymous No.13709618]

>>13708970
when i was a wee lad we had these fun coloured oreos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-UKU6Gg06c

i still miss them sometimes

[Anonymous No.13709656]

>>13708970
I like the lemon oreos the best

[Anonymous No.13709663]

>>13709175

This is what your mom asks for

[Anonymous No.13709896]

>>13709140
>Pistachio Oreo Thins
This. Genuine god tier.
Other than the original, the coconut thins are pretty decent too, but not even close to pistachio.

[Anonymous No.13709900]

>>13709232
The Trader Joe's neapolitan oreos are pretty good

[Anonymous No.13709904]

>>13709336
Not OP but he's right, the mint are shit and the birthday cake is surprisingly good

[Anonymous No.13709922]

>>13709663
Same with you but it's your dad that asks cause he's a cum slut

[Anonymous No.13709927]

>>13709241
Not a bad ranking but why such hate for the golden oreos? They are kind of plain but they're not bad

[Anonymous No.13709971]

>>13709515
Came here to post this, these things were fucking INSANE, literally created by Jesus having a wet-dream.

[Anonymous No.13710195]

Cinnamon roll > dark chocolate > everything else

[Anonymous No.13710198]

>>13710195
Good taste, but carrot cake is the tops.

[Anonymous No.13710205]

These were surprisingly decent.

[Anonymous No.13710262]

>>13708970
The real original cookie

[Anonymous No.13710266]

[Anonymous No.13710275]

>>13710262
And it tasted like wax

[Anonymous No.13710503]

>>13709927
As someone who prefers the chocolate wafers in general, I found that the creme in combination with the golden wafers is just nauseatingly sweet. I don't necessarily like Carrot cake or Cinamon bun either, but I at least appreciate the combination of flavours as opposed to Golden.

[Anonymous No.13710590]

>>13708970
i prefer the finnish version.

[Anonymous No.13710683]

>>13710266

[Anonymous No.13710689]

>>13710262
what a HORRID cookie name

[Anonymous No.13711860]

>>13710683
this is my kind of flavor!

[Anonymous No.13712011]

huge sucker for birthday cake
it's the only one i'll buy

[Anonymous No.13712016]

>>13708970
very good review. do you have a food blog? you seem like a foodie who really knows his stuff!

[Anonymous No.13712118]

>>13710689
This. Shit sounds like a bleach brand.

[Anonymous No.13712448]

>>13710266
Diabetus inc.

[Anonymous No.13712816]

>>13712016
Nah, I'm just a nobody who just really likes Oreos lmao
But thanks

[Anonymous No.13712846]

>>13708970
oreo anon isn't based (cookies are bad for you) but isn't a faggot.

[Anonymous No.13712879]

>>13710590
Never had those but fazer makes pure dope. I bet they are way better then Oreo

[Anonymous No.13712911]

>>13708970
>Birthday Cake Oreo - 5/5

I would argue that these are the worst ones.

[Anonymous No.13712936]

>>13708970
Tried the pumpkin spice ones a while back. As a big pumpkin spice fan. Not impressed. Gave half the bag to the dogs.

[Anonymous No.13712948]

>>13710262
I really prefer Hydrox. The flavor is more subdued. Not as sweet or striking. Just more relaxed all around. But I'm also old and old people seem to lean towards less-sweet things, so whatever.

[Anonymous No.13712988]

Golden chocolate are the best

[Anonymous No.13713005]

I had 4 regular oreos for breakfast bc I was running late today. They were nasty. I think my tastebuds have finally grown up.

[Anonymous No.13713050]

>>13713005
big man, you're only 19 relax

[Anonymous No.13713897]

>>13709175
these go stale almost instantly after you open them.

[Anonymous No.13714024]

>>13709031
Based

[Anonymous No.13714034]

>>13708970
I only like the original oreos and maybe eat them if my dad buys them. I don't like sweet stuff, I'd much rather eat a fried porkchop with gravy and mashed potatoes vs a bunch of cookies.

[Anonymous No.13715072]

>>13708970
Peeps that high cinnamon bun that low your disgusting.

[Anonymous No.13715092]

>no lemon oreo rating
>birthday cake 5/5
Shit taste, opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.13715166]

>>13714034
Source pls

[Anonymous No.13715185]

>>13710590
I love these.

[Anonymous No.13715243]

Mint Oreos are fucking good you shit

[Anonymous No.13715709]

Are these any good OP?

[Anonymous No.13715735]

>>13708993
I agree with you.

[Anonymous No.13715737]

>>13708970
I've never eaten one, sooo.... uhh..