/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13708871]

Is this is holy grail of ketchup?

[Anonymous No.13708879]

>>13708871
probably not

[Anonymous No.13708885]

>>13708871
Yes

[Anonymous No.13708887]

>>13708879
Then what is?

[Anonymous No.13708892]

>>13708871
I don't know. I'm an adult.

[Anonymous No.13708895]

>>13708871
I no longer have to use baby's first sauce to eat my food.

[Anonymous No.13708898]

>>13708892
That's not a good thing.

[Anonymous No.13708982]

>>13708871
put some actual shoes on you fucking mongoloid

[Anonymous No.13709015]

>>13708871
Is that lidls? How did Lidls manage to sell McDonalds ketchup? And I thought McDonalds ketchup was just the Heinz ketchup?

[Anonymous No.13709062]

>>13709015
It tasted just like McDs. I didn't want to believe it for the longest time and thought it was a meme. I was wrong. It's a bit thicker than Heinz. Flavourwise it's a bit sweeter and feels like it has a bit of onion zing in it.

[Anonymous No.13709105]

>>13708871
>>13708885
>>13708887
>>13708898
>>13709015
>>13709062
All under 18.

[Anonymous No.13709123]

>>13709105
>t. 20 something
A few more years and you'll realize you don't need to starve yourself of nice things to look cool.

[Anonymous No.13709135]

>>13708871
Nah, it's Heinz.

[Anonymous No.13709194]

>>13709123
Still eating baby's first sauce with your meals makes you look cool? Tell Mom to stop cooking for you. Why do you think you need it? Is it a breast milk substitute? Is it because Mommy gave it to you first?

[Anonymous No.13709212]

>>13709194
It reminds me of the simpler times. You seem really upset that other people get to enjoy things you made yourself believe are off limits. Go enjoy your microbrews, 70% cacao chocolate and black coffee. I'll put some mcD ketchup on my fries if I'll feel like it.

[Anonymous No.13709213]

>>13709212
based anon BTFOs cringe anon

[Anonymous No.13709215]

>>13709212
20 something and still unable to eat things without copious amounts of sugar, because Mommy told him it was nice. Get your taste buds tested and ditch the Mommy fixation.

[Anonymous No.13709221]

>>13709215
Look how angry this guy is. He is legally not allowed to do what he wants.

[Anonymous No.13709229]

>>13708871
No. Wimpy's is.

[Anonymous No.13709235]

People that scream and kick about others enjoying ketchup have to be the most insecure, smallest-dicked faggots on the planet. People that brag about drinking black coffee or roll coal are probably pretty close.

[Anonymous No.13709239]

>>13709215
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PUT KETCHUP ON YOUR FRIES WHAT WILL OTHER PEOPLE THINK, YOU NEED TO FOLLOW A STRICT NO FUN ALLOWED QUOTA TO BE A REAL ADULT

[Anonymous No.13709240]

>>13709221
Not angry just confused why adults still have to laden their food with sugary sauces because Mommy told them to to make them eat them.

[Anonymous No.13709247]

>>13709239
Still a little baby palate and can't grow out of it.

[Anonymous No.13709256]

>>13709240
I'm gonna have some ketchup right now. The thought of you losing your shit over me enjoying something will make it taste all the sweeter.

[Anonymous No.13709259]

>>13709247
>growing out of ketchup
Not gonna happen, but keep crying.

[Anonymous No.13709261]

>>13708871
ketchup is icky because it has sugar in it and it's associated with American decadence. so i hate ketchup and hate sugar and hate ranch because they're tasty and lots of people like them. get on my level

[Anonymous No.13709262]

>>13709256
So sad and childish, just like your palate. Savoury foods too much to handle?

[Anonymous No.13709270]

>>13709259
B-b-b-b-but, Mommy told me to put it on my food.

[Anonymous No.13709276]

they gotta sell that bbq sauce, anyone know something that tastes the same?

[Anonymous No.13709279]

>getting this mad over ketchup

[Anonymous No.13709285]

>>13709276
Another sugar substitute so you can eat savoury food.

[Anonymous No.13709287]

>>13709261
Have you ever mixed ranch with ketchup?

[Anonymous No.13709293]

>>13709279
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.13709297]

>>13709062
That might be good then.
I've noticed that heinz doesn't really taste as good as it used to any more.

[Anonymous No.13709301]

>>13709262
Dude just likes ketchup, what's the problem?

[Anonymous No.13709307]

>>13709287
nope. the only condiment i need is a tiny pinch of pink himalayan salt sprinkled on my food by a genuine Punjab miner.

[Anonymous No.13709315]

>>13709301
It's for babies when they come off breast milk. It makes the food sweet so they will eat it. If you can't get your head around this, you must all still lust after your Mom's titties for the sweet milk.

[Anonymous No.13709320]

>>13709135
The premium end of Heinz's ketchup range is a very good product indeed.

[Anonymous No.13709361]

>>13709315
Breast milk isn't sweet though. Formula kid.

[Anonymous No.13709366]

>>13709361
You've obviously never tasted it. Compared to cow's milk, it is sweet as fuck.

[Anonymous No.13709372]

>>13709307
Pleb

[Anonymous No.13709373]

>>13709361
Are you saying your Mom has sour tits?

[Anonymous No.13709374]

Haven’t been able to find it since I left Michigan. It hurts but atleast I no longer live in Michigan.

[Anonymous No.13709376]

>>13708871
ih da da da hein wih ow da hein able

[Anonymous No.13709377]

>>13709366
>talking out of his ass
This is getting pathetic

[Anonymous No.13709377,1]

No Its all about whataburger Spicy ketchup

[Anonymous No.13709400]

>>13709377
Mommy deprived him of breast milk and put him straight on the ketchup.

[Anonymous No.13709406]

>>13709377
Breast milk contains the milk sugar lactose. Even though lactose is not the sweetest type of sugar when there is a lot of lactose present, the sweetness is much greater. Because lactose is one of the main ingredients in breast milk, it appears in high concentrations, giving breast milk its sweet flavor.

[Anonymous No.13709440]

>>13709377
Your young age is showing strongly.

[Anonymous No.13709454]

>>13709377
Lack of breast milk leads to retarded brain development. You've proved the scientist right.

[Anonymous No.13709490]

>>13709285
>Mcniggets
>Savoury
>Styrofoam flavored chicken paste

[Anonymous No.13709497]

>>13709490
Don't eat McDonald's. Don't eat any fast food except pizza.

[Anonymous No.13709511]

>>13709490
Why are you using a mix of of English and American spelling? Are you >>13709377

[Anonymous No.13709522]

>>13709490
Why are you using a mix of of English and American spelling? Are you actually >>13709377

[Anonymous No.13709543]

>>13708871
Maybe I'm remembering wrong since I haven't eaten McDonald's in years, but I could have swore that they had Heinz ketchup packets not their own in-house garbage.

[Anonymous No.13709569]

>>13708895
Glad to hear you have outgrown mayo.

[Anonymous No.13709585]

>>13709569
Mayo is only sweet in America. Nobody else puts sugar in mayo.

[Anonymous No.13710012]

People want Mac sauce. Nobody gives a fuck about McDonald's ketchup.

[Anonymous No.13710018]

>>13710012
>>13709285

[Anonymous No.13710960]

>>13709240
I bet you're one of those niggers who slathers everything in BBQ sauce while thinking your tastes are gourmet, don't get upset at ketchup because you don't go well with everything

[Anonymous No.13711009]

Can't go wrong with chup.

[Anonymous No.13711025]

>>13709585
Are you a retard who's never heard of japanese mayo?

[Chadwick Chufflesworth No.13711423]

>>13708871
Step aside. The only "chup" even allowed in my household come from France

[Anonymous No.13711432]

How much tomato does your favourite ketchup contain?
The one I use is 86% tomato.

[Anonymous No.13711474]

>>13708871
Is McDonald's ketchup not just Heinz?

[Anonymous No.13711486]

>>13708871
They need to sell mcds mustard too or it wont be the same.

[Anonymous No.13711494]

>>13708892
imagine thinking there is an age limit on condiments
what's it like eating dry burgers?

[Anonymous No.13711497]

>>13711494
if your burger is dry without sauces youre a shit cook
not him btw

[Anonymous No.13711502]

>>13708871
Do Americans actually go shopping wearing fucking beach sandals? wtf.

[Anonymous No.13711512]

>>13711497
do you also eat dry hotdogs and brats? i sure wish i could be as mature as you lmao

[Anonymous No.13711565]

Heinz Ketchup is fucking ghastly
Prove me wrong

Protip: You can't

[Anonymous No.13711569]

>>13711512
sounds like you should really learn how to cook

[Anonymous No.13711579]

>>13709543
it is heinz where i live

[Anonymous No.13711583]

>>13711565
You aren't gay but your ass is
Prove me wrong

Protip: You can't

[Anonymous No.13711595]

>>13708871

Mcdonalds should sell it's mayo instead
The mayo on the McChicken is honestly some of the best mayo I've literally ever had in my whole life
I feel like a lot of people think all mayo is just the same but if you were to do a direct comparison between the McChicken mayo and Hellmann's you will be awakened to the truth
Hellmann's is truly terrible btw I have no clue how it became the most common mayo on store shelves

[Anonymous No.13711616]

McD Ketchup isn't relevant when this exists.

[Anonymous No.13711625]

Ancient Europoor here.
The only Ketchup i use is Heinz. Not because it is sweet or "Babies first sauce, but because it is kind of sour. Every other Ketchup i´ve tried in the last decades are just sugary Tomatopurre´s made of sugar.
I said i "use" Heinz and i mean it in every way. To me, it´s not something i drown my food with, i use it more often as an regular ingredient.

But im also old as fuck and if i want to eat some fries,burgers,steaks or even pasta with a splash of it...well, i dont give a shit about some foodfacists going crazy.
Tbh, i´ve never encountered them ever befor in my life. Only on 4Chan. To be more precise, only in THIS thread.

[Anonymous No.13711663]

>>13711595
But they do.
I dont know if this is the same Mayo is used in the States; here it is made from a Company calld "Develey".
You can even by a BBW-Sauce from them wich is probably the same as the McRib-Sauce.
And the McRib is THE only fastfood i eat sometimes. Maybe all 2 years or so.

[Anonymous No.13711668]

>>13711583
Doesn't make your gay ass Heinz shit taste any better, you obese fuck

[Anonymous No.13711676]

>>13711668
obese fuck, he says
i'm a skinny man with incredible tard strength

[Anonymous No.13711695]

>>13708871
>Be Whataburger
>Have that Texan cult following because Texans like Texas stuff
>Sell your sauces and condiments at HEB
>Make extra money off of Texans who buy Texas stuff because Texas

>Be McDonalds
>See Whataburger making money off of a profoundly loyal demographic
>Ape Whataburger like some mouthbreathing morons
>Pay people to shill on 4channel because you aren't making money and don't know why

[Anonymous No.13711704]

>>13711695
I wish I got paid to shill things on 4chup. Sadly I just like it enough to make a thread about it.

[Anonymous No.13711712]

>>13711663
>BBW-Sauce

[Anonymous No.13711753]

>>13711712
Fuck, now im laughting myself.

[Anonymous No.13711768]

>>13709015
They switched from Heinz around 2014/5

[Anonymous No.13712413]

>>13708871
My store doesn’t have this yet dammit

[Anonymous No.13712486]

>>13708871
Their ketchup is so bad that I order everything plain and put my own on at home

[Anonymous No.13712537]

>>13711695
Whataburger ketchup and spicy ketchup = GOAT

[Chadwick Chufflesworth No.13712738]

>>13711753
>laughting

[Anonymous No.13712752]

>>13708871
>Ctrl+F
>Felix
>No matches
Alt+F4

[Anonymous No.13713082]

>>13708871
no

[Anonymous No.13713099]

>>13713082
Spicy's the only one that matters. I typically eat fries plain, but if spicy ketchup is available, then it is mandatory.

[Anonymous No.13713222]

anyone noticed how burger king's heinz is much thicker than the one in the supermarket? it's impossible to chup with supermarket heinz, it's just water

[Anonymous No.13713262]

>>13711625
Murican Heinz if actually sweeter than Europoor Heinz (different/shittier ingredients). Muricans will never taste non-sugary ketchup.

[Anonymous No.13713367]

>>13711512
what the fuck is wrong with your food, nigger
none of that shit should be dry, and ketchup shouldn't be used to add moisture to food; that means you're using shitty watery tomato-sugar product

[Anonymous No.13713386]

>>13713367
FUCK OFF NIGGER KETCHUP IS GOOD

[Anonymous No.13713393]

>>13713386
never said it wasn't, faggot
learn to read

[Anonymous No.13713447]

>>13713262
We actually carry both

[Anonymous No.13713561]

>>13708871
why shit is so cheap in US?

[Anonymous No.13714985]

>>13713262
whoa it's literally the same thing with one ingredient being replaced (HFCS)

[Anonymous No.13714989]

if you buy Heinz you are actually retarded
French's ketchup or busy

[Anonymous No.13715068]

>>13711423
french’s isn’t from france you stupid fuck

[Anonymous No.13715076]

>>13715068
Autism

[Anonymous No.13715163]

>>13708871
the best ketchup on earth is the Australian Rosella's tomato sauce.

[Anonymous No.13716808]

>>13708871
>>13708887
This is

[Anonymous No.13716832]

>>13711497
jokes on you I eat juicy burgers with catsup lol cry harder fag

[Anonymous No.13716911]

>>13708871
Ingredients: Sugar, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Soy, Soy lecithin, molasses, fluoride, water, tomato puree, salt.

[Anonymous No.13716916]

>>13716911
This is in Evropa. We don't put corn syrup in things

[Anonymous No.13716956]

>>13708871
We are so fucked.

[Anonymous No.13716993]

>>13711423
>free from fun

get fucked

[Anonymous No.13717049]

Heinz vintage was my favorite, less sweet and more vinaigry flavor. They stopped stocking it though

[Anonymous No.13717081]

>>13711025
kill yourself slant eyed piece of shit

[Anonymous No.13718395]

>>13715163
This. It’s like Heinz but much richer and thicker

[Anonymous No.13718530]

>>13716956
A history of what?
None of these things are arguments and three are vague displays at best.
Goddamn BBC is for retards, even CNN is more coherent.

[Anonymous No.13718535]

>>13708871
When I was a kid my mom was friends with this single mother who lived in a trailer and had twin toddlers who always smelled like McDonald's ketchup. I can't stand the smell or taste of any ketchup because of that.

[Anonymous No.13718538]

>>13711502
>Do Americans actually go shopping wearing fucking beach sandals?
Are you from a muslim country where you're not allowed to look at uncovered feet or something?

[Anonymous No.13718540]

>>13716956
your post is gay. you should hang yourself.

[Anonymous No.13718547]

>>13711502
>beach sandals
Australians call them thongs and they're an acceptable form of attire for any occasion.

[Anonymous No.13718550]

>>13708887
Hunt's Best Ever.

[Anonymous No.13718560]

>>13708871
Heinz always has too much sugar it's shit tier

[Anonymous No.13718563]

>>13708871
Their ketchup has never been anything special.

[Anonymous No.13718567]

>>13716956
None of these things mean anything go away.

[Anonymous No.13718777]

My dad eats ketchup with literally everything, even fucking doritos.

I can't even stand the smell of ketchup thanks to him I fucking hate ketchup so much

[Anonymous No.13718860]

>>13709374
Literally for sale on amazon my dude.